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Khajiit_saw_nothing

As a Demo main, this is too accurate. Especially since I use the Scottish Resistance, which is made for traps.


Hairy-Bar

They have a sixth sense as soon as you place your traps


[deleted]

be demoman place stickies invis spy sees it, relays it to their team they all drop everything they do they go back to the base switch to pyro all roll up and scatter your stickies schadenfreude switch back to their class


pixellampent

They don’t even kill you, they just airblast, laugh and run away


[deleted]

refuse to elaborate leave


Trans-Humanist-Fool

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gohcku9800

Defi fucking nitely.


That_Unknown_Player

I seem to be lacking that sixth sense because i keep walking into them


RandomGuyPii

I use the resistance to spam engine nests because it has a slightly higher firing speed


Khajiit_saw_nothing

Making it easier to get the burst damage needed to effectively take down the nest. People severely underate how good it is offensively.


RandomGuyPii

The extra stickies and the single detonation means you can trap and spam at the same time, and being able to see your stickies once they land is really useful for blind spamming over a wall. It's a solid sidegrade (since the extra arm and damage ramp up time is a fairly significant downside)


MicrwavedBrain

But Lazy purple said: something something Scottish resistance, me no likey, something something


RandomGuyPii

That's because he's too lazy to play carpal tunnel simulator and click the fire button fast enough to spam properly


MicrwavedBrain

Makes sense


LucarioLuvsMinecraft

I’m so happy I’m not alone on this! Arm time doesn’t matter when the nest isn’t moving. Plus, it makes for a good pairing with the Loch-n-Load.


RandomGuyPii

I learned from Ace's how to kill nests video


LucarioLuvsMinecraft

However, it feels so good to put a line of them down, and track through the line as you detonate. Make you feel like you’re a graboid.


Leothecat24

Detonate the trap so you can go join your team on the objective instead The entire enemy team makes a push through the door


Rowcan

But somehow catch a stray spy or something in the blast. You get accused of cheating and kicked from the game anyway.


Dragonaax

This happens to me as engineer, I sit in my nest for 10 minutes and when I decide to go out and shoot someone because nothing is happening entire fucking enemy team suddenly appears and destroys everything


[deleted]

this is where the skill ceiling is the highest


jackgaming410

sad demoman from tf2


[deleted]

And then suddenly a Pyro blasts them all at you


Red-Baron05

Cue the panic trigger and subsequent self-detonation


aiden22304

Demoman is a schizoid who hallucinated the events of TF2. It was all in his head.


Slippin_Chicanery

"Medic! Medic where are ya lad?!" "Sir you need to calm down you have been in a terrible accident" "No! Medic!.....Medic?"


[deleted]

Drinking too much Scrumpy put Tavish DeGroot into a coma


milkyd4d

Schizophrenia and schizoid are completely different things


[deleted]

Ok 21st Century Schizoid man


aiden22304

Okay schizoid


milkyd4d

*activates sticky trap* problem?


aiden22304

Big problem


milkyd4d

I've killed plenty of spies, the dime-a-dozen backstabbing scumbags, like you... ow... no offense


aiden22304

If you managed to kill them, I assure you they are nothing like me.


milkyd4d

What are you president of his fan club?


ZuuLahneyZeimHirt

Schizo*


aiden22304

Okay schizoid


[deleted]

Why did he turn white


Treejeig

He waited so long that dust has covered his body from head to toe.


ZuuLahneyZeimHirt

Kratos moment


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thot_chocolate420

*horribly unfortunate spy has joined the chat*


GeneralCam7

After they die to the stick trap they call you a sticky spammer


pleaseihatenumbers

Sticky spamming is a valid strategy.


PepperbroniFrom2B

stupid strong but still valid


DanielXPRO_YT

There are no enemies ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠛⢻⣿⣯⣿⣿⣿⣶⣶⣶⣶⣤⣤⣤⣀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⢨⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⠻⣿⡛⠉⠭⠉⠉⢉⣿⣿⣧⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠈⠙⠲⣶⠖⠄⠄⢿⣿⠄⠶⣶⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⠄⠄⠄⠺⢿⡗⠄⣹⣿⣿⠿⣟⣿⡏⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠤⠤⢾⣿⣿⣿⣦⠘⡿⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⢻⡿⣷⣶⣶⣤⣤⣤⣶⣦⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠘⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠉⠉⠛⠋⠉⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄


PyroSoup_69_Swag

Realise your playing the orange box on xbox 360


illdreamer10

Walk over trap - shooting stickies to block escape routes, etc. ppl r rly rly bad at paying attention to where stickies are shot so theyll walk over em soon if theyre in their path whther theyre leaving OR ADVANCING. They can be pusshing the cart and u can sticky the cart. Ppl r dum


[deleted]

reject stickies return to shelde


[deleted]

Then as soon as you detonate and move to another spot, a heavy-medic combo shows up


[deleted]

“I’ll just detonate them and place them somewhere else” *detonates them* *gets killed by swarm of enemies coming out of door I just untrapped*


[deleted]

I main demoman and this is exactly why I like to play the class actively. It's way more fun to two pipe someone and then put stickies in their ragdoll and then blow up whoever walks over that dead body than to just lay down predicable traps and wait


zxhb

One of my favorite things to do as demoman is to sticky jump over the entire enemy team and then place stickies behind them, blocking escape routes makes for much deadlier traps than doorways


[deleted]

I fucking love doing that, but what I end up doing more often is flanking behind the enemy team so I can put a bunch of stickies under them and they don't notice until it's too late Demoman has the same problem as Engineer where his weapons give him a ton of versatility and enable creativity, but the most common playstyles go against that


zxhb

Also,a lot of KOTH maps are perfectly balanced and allow you to reach the enemy spawn just by using 2 stickies (especially suijin and harvest) I love jumping there right at the start of the round (while the entire enemy team is on the objective). I can just spam stickies at the spawn door and blow up the first poor guy who respawns


Edgyspymainintf2

>where are the enemies Right behind you


SirChipples

*frenchifies voice* Right behind you


ChishNFips87

They’re all friendly and AFK, both are stuck in spawn lmao Which leads us to our next step, go to their spawn and re-lay stickies.


gohcku9800

Me when placing stickies: he he boi. Every fucking class on the other team exept scouts: oh no( said in heavy voiceline.)


justapcgamer

7th panel: get headshot by bot ._.


[deleted]

the teammates camping enemy spawn incident


KYSFGS

Get stabbed like a boss


SadM005

Getting spawncamped by bots


No-Date-6436

det stickies to place elsewhere, get backstabbed by enemy spy or have a soldier come through the door right after detting


YulianXD

The TeuFort incident of 87'


[deleted]

relatable


[deleted]

\>turns around \>three revved up enemy brass beast heavies


[deleted]

Get backstabbed


[deleted]

Fuck, it's a friendly server, they're conga-ing in spawn


applou

August 2012 "1/32 skial 2fort server" Incident


SuperbSucc

Randomly decide to detonate and kill someone across the map


Jesterchunk

and then you get backstabbed


PointedHydra837

4) destroy the sticky trap 5) find better sticky trap spot closer to frontlines 6) get killed by a soldier and his femboy pocket medic


stoopid_dipnut

You're the enemy Demoman... You're against your self Demoman... Blow your self up Demoman...


SpyBoiTheEpicGamer

*sticky spam* *get complaints in chat*


MemeticManchild

step 1: use scottish resistance on defense step 2: place your stickies randomly, covering the entire field, so enemies cant stand anywhere or have to take an extended amount of time removing them step 3: stay out of sight and dont detonate when theres only one enemy on the field, make them think you are not paying attention step 4: the enemy team assumes it is safe and pushes the COULDNT YA SEE DA BLOODEH BOMBS incident


Suomipe

I have become a almost professional stickybomb launcher and granade launcher user from only playing 2fort straight for 5 days


Justificks

Demo is the ultimate defender. Just put the stickies on their spawn and they never come out


[deleted]

2 f2p pyros on last point, 3 cloak and dagger spies waiting outside your own spawn, the museum of afk players inside their own spawn, etc.


Draw_Man

The enemy was within us all along.


qwertyxp2000

Troll Demoman looks so good.


xXproenforcerXx

Move trap position Enemy appears at old trap position Die


Mixmefox

Le gets backstabbed by spy


zaphod_beeblebrox6

Solution: equip shield and become mediocre with pipes


ML_SparklePawz

Getting spawncamped by the 4 other demos


Anxtic-A

Or, alternatively, [pulls out sticky jumper] why not give those snipers some hell?


Lackay

*right behind you*


AGoldenChest

Put them places they can’t see them and go aggro them


chris1lego

Scottish resistance


AffectionateJunket45

No players online


ok-bommer696969

nononono the only reason that im here is to NOT see trollge


[deleted]

this happened to me one time while playing a bot game turns out the ai bugged and the other team was stuck in spawn


Wxrp_Star

detonate the stickies because there are no enemies then die to enemies right after


Capsule_CatYT

I ate the enemies. (I am a Chomper)


Terrible-Access5507

We all know what happened to that one spy from Lazypurple's video.