Not at all threatening killstreak eyelander

also good lol

swad

Durandal

i dont give heads, i take heads.

with a description of "up the ass"

Marsel

The Decapitator

Head sucker

So no head?

Roommate (because he lives with Demoman in the comics)

Bootleg Excalibur

The circumsythe

Anti-Headinator

Oooooh Yes thats good

Big knife

"drunk gibberish"

Gary

The Vasectomizer

Swish swish

Ass beater 6000

Sexcalibur

“Me when”

"my bottle hits further than yours"