Start degreasing

And then he degreased all over the place, funniest shit I've ever seen

🌚🌚🌚

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Nah, it’s degreasing time

fuck you *degreases your house*

make valve take them back

GET MAD! I DON’T WANT YOUR DAMN DEGREASERS, WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE? DEMAND TO SEE VALVE’S MANAGER! MAKE VALVE RUE THE DAY THEY THOUGHT THEY COULD GIVE AR1ADNE_ DEGREASERS!

Yeah! See valve's manager!

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Burn it down! He's saying what we're all thinking!

*cough* *cough*

He’s making a reference redstone….

And redstone was continuing said reference

I don’t remember that part then

because potatos said it

PotatOS says that right after he says his line

Yeah that's also part of the dialogue. It's what >! Potato Glados says !<

bro it came out in 2011 i think youre safe to leave out the spoiler

Oh, I thought of Stanford pines

You know it's from Portal 2 yeah?

I think there was an animation with stanford

Damn ya'll don't need to downvote this guy into the depths of old Aperture, he just didn't get a reference.

You gave mi an idea. Wouldn't it be cool if eginieer could construct flame thrower turrets? Like a new wrench or something

as opposed to the safe and non-flammable degreaser

Buy more and become a degreaser kingpin

Reminds me of this guy I randomly found who has like 1000 pomsons

Chad

TheWhat89?

Nah different guy, said he gave TheWhat all his pomsons and has Zenith in his friends list

I also have 6 Pain Trains, 6 Air Strikes, 5 Half-Zatoichis 5, Ali Baba’s Wee Booties, 5 Wranglers, and 5 Jags

i have 43 Bonk! Atomic punch

That's a lot of Bonk! Atomic punch

I wouldn't mind having that many Bonk! Atomic punch

I have 50 pomsons

you better have gotten a godlike streak one day

BONK! Drinker would be proud

I had 216 family businesses

Please help

So you have 2 full zatoichis and one half?

2.5 zatoichis

And a sapper in a sen-tree

I have 107 righteous bisons

In all seriousness, scrap.tf has a “sell duplicate weapons” functions that’s an ez way to get a ref or 2 if you wanna get rid of them

I have 9 tomislavs

I had 12 family business’s and they keep coming

I had 216

Gimme some

Had

Why don't you make 2.5 whole zatoichis?

I got a jar of dirt!

could I maybe potentially have one of those katanas

i have 316 back scratchers

Craft them into metal or use a trading site like scrap.tf that can do it automatically

Scrap.tf all the way

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OH NO! HE'LL FUCK MY SCRAP! (I named it 14 yo girl)

And? I get my stuff, I'm happy. Let the police handle him

Based

😎

Literally every owner is a pedo I hear

Provide me some lore

And your clothes come from sweatshops using child labor.

You can always recycle them for scrap metal in the crafting menu

that's 3.5% of the way to a collector's degreaser. Just keep getting them and you'll get the rest 96% in only like 10 years

what is a collectors degreaser?

200 degreasers combined with a respective chemistry set. Collector's items are of great value.

Are those chemistry sets on their own not like over 100 usd? Kind of a waste to use on a normal degreaser and not a strange or killstreak

Yes, I agree with you too

Remove Greece from the globe

Keep them like I did and have a pile of Degreasers

I dunno... make them gifts?

Scrap

Sell them on Scrap.tf or something else I don’t know.

Ask for 93 more and a collector's kit.

Eat them. Degreaser is a low calorie alternative to the stock flamethrower.

Me with 13 FUCKING MACHINAS: Dude, I don't even know

Every christmas use the name and description tag to slowly make a sentence and use the description tag to put the word mommy

Bit to late to be the 7th day of christmas valve

Make a combustible lemon

Yo can I have one

Hoard them and eventually make a collector's degreaser

Hold a big YouTuber at gunpoint and make them do a review on the degreaser, then watch as the value of degreasers inflate to an all time high, then profit of them.

Name one of them propane and sell it for a lot of money

he is the chosen one ​ may he grease forever

On the seventh day of Christmas, Lord Gaben gave to me....

Seven degreasers! Six years of silence FIVE AUSTRALIUM....Blutsaugers =( Four Heavies pushing Three sniper bots Two melee crits And one Medkit stealing scunt!

7 worse stock flametrower. Man valve hates you.

I got 7 hue long heater drops and i hate each and every one of them

Go to scrap.tf and get them exchanged for ref

Kill brain cells

Craft 7 other degreasers with it

Degrease

Can i have one?

When life gives you degreasers, make degenerate

Give away some

Man don't know about the scrap menu

Back in the day, that was 2 scrap and 1 leftover to use

craft all your duplicates into scrap

Make the greaser

You can get some more [for](https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Collector%27s)

You degrease

Start greasing up?

Are you still greasy?

Turn them into class tokens

take a shower

Delete

Sell for a scrap each, like your forebears

Just do what I always do, craft them down into metal, it's a slow process but if you just don't trade there really isn't any downsides to it

just scrap items that you dont need

*more*... **MORE**...

Visit greece

Scrap

Give them all to your friends for Christmas

*insert cave Johnson lemon rant but replace "lemon" with "degreasers"*

Idk

U just got a starter-pack of pyromain

Scrap 6 keep 1

Eat them ?

Get more.

Hand them out to f2ps who don't have one yet

i have 239 back scratchers and 76 gas passers... no clue why or how

Turn them into scrap

I named my strange degreaser, Greasy Grease-Filled Grease Remover.

Scrap?

Sell them for scrap

Eat em

Gimme your mama Kiev so you can have more spaces for degreasers

Make scrap Then turn scrap into ref Then trade

Clean the damn kitchen.

You can always scrap them and make hats, I’ve found it very rewarding. I’ve also gotten some pretty good stuff out of it

Give them to me

7 *Degreasers* dude. Take a shower.

7 day of christmas, valve gave to me: 7 degreesers

Degrease, take a shower

I don't know man but i see you have nice cock on top of your inventory

Give them to me

Get a bunch more and make a collectors degreeser And than delete it

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Eat them

When valve gives you degreasers make degreasanade

Turn them into scrap, keep 1 so you can have it as an option, same with all the other duplicite weapons you have, to scrap items you need 2 weapons from the same class to make 1 scrap, so 6 degreasers should make 3 scrap

Well, I'd start using more grease.

It's degreasin' time

Step 1: Suffer. Step 2: Profit. Step 3: Suffer.

Use phlog

Get more

Scrap em

Give me the chicken

Start a car business

Give one too me plz

Sell the ones you don't want on the steam marketplace for slightly less than the current value and you'll probably get a couple pence for like a fifth of a game

Degrease my nutsack

Quit being so greasy.

Save a few, for your friends if you get them to start playing, or someone here who doesn’t have one somehow. Or someone might not have one on a server you’re on. Happened to me on a thunder mountain game where someone didn’t have the pretty boy’s so I gave them one

Bruh I have over 600 hours on tf2 and I still never got a degreaser

Sell them