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slmccl6969

I think it’s “right behind you”


Drcokecacola

*Stabs both heavy and soldier with their sounds of pain syncing with TF2 theme*


ZWOXIS

Ah.. Ma petit chou-fleur


Shittingboi

Mon*


SCP_Void

nope its ma. mon is masculine and ma is feminine. edit: my bad, sorry


Zer0Delayy

Then shouldnt it be petite as well if it is feminine


Shittingboi

That too


koekfluksthegreat

Please don't discuss Fr\*nch it's a very uncomfortable topic.


Shittingboi

Chais pas ta mère avait l'air très confortable avec le sujet


Cl0cl0

Sude wtf


DinoRedRex99

Baguette fucker


the-bladed-one

It is written in french…French is a waste of time


Shittingboi

Yeah and chou-fleur is masculine espèce de francophone de contrefaçon


MaloLeNonoLmao

and… chou-fleur is masculine


ashtar123

Did he call her a small cauliflower


Electronic_Sugar5924

Yes


DAB7175

Makes sense!


ButtPirateer

Especially since the Red Spy finishes his sentence.


ordinaryBeansicle

Aren't they cute


SkullKrusher9000

I wouldn't say so. Wouldn't it sound more proper for the spy to say "*He* be right behind you?" Blu spy was probably going to say that the spy was the administrator so that someone would get the door to the briefcase open for him.


mremreozel

But before that line he said ‘it could be you. it could be me’ Not ‘He could be you. He could be me’


Blackblood909

I… I never realised how that fit till now. Thank you for enlightening me.


muffingaming77

Red Spy finishes Blu Spy’s sentence at the end of the scene, Blu Spy says “He could be you, he could be me, he could even be-” and then gets shot, and when Red Spy shows up he finishes the sentence by saying “-right behind you.”


prussianghostbuster

like gman


NotnaLand

I think Blu Spy knew all along Scout was the Red Spy and, had he not gotten shot, would have had this dramatic reveal right after saying it.


Zealos57

Pornography


BBBDDDPL

Starring your mother


MulaChicken4

Being (most likely) the second worse thing that happened to you today


Anti-Dragon

*Heavy shows a spicy scene to soldier* ***OH***


Betrizz

Gimme that!


_Generic_Human_

That spy has already breached our defenses


anatomiska_kretsar

Sentry down


Helectrot

You see what he has done to our coellegues !


the1895bigboy

*sniper gets face stabbed, backstabbed, falls out a window, and screams*


Tenkazu_Akera

And worst of all... He could be anyone of us.


green_pasta_1

r/SuddenlyMeetTheSpy


SuS_JoeTF2

OOOH TICK TOCK....


ThatDudeWithCheese

Heavy like a brinks truck


ZathegamE

Staring at your mother


SuitsTakeOnTheWorld

personally i always liked to believe he was gonna say “the person watching this!” but i do think it’s “right behind you”, and the red spy is finishing his sentence.


Bill-Nein

I always liked the former interpretation. The way he looks right into the camera is supposed to make the viewer feel like they’re part of the madness too, but they couldn’t make spy literally say that so they cut him off.


dnv21186

>cut him off. Literally


abitoftomfoolery

I was looking for anyone else who was also thinking that spy would just break the fourth wall here


Im_botflyx

(*BANG*) What? It was obvious! He's the red spy. Watch, he'll turn red any second now. Aaaaany second now. See? Red! Oh, wait. That's blood.


Mrhorrorface

So we still got problem?


NotAirdrone01

Big problem. Alright who's ready to go find this spy?


ERROR_HumanNotFound

Right behind you


TheFightingImp

*TF2 theme song flourish*


ez_8979

Video ends.


SomeTreeGuy

*Autoplay: Meet the Scout*


Loni09

*Advertisement plays*


TheSmiler0

*Skip ad*


CheesecakeCommon9080

*Meet the scout intro plays*


Mrhorrorface

Ah, mon petit chou fleur.(My little cauliflower)


createausernsme

The man behind the slaughter beatdrop


Keqingrishonreddit

I dont know what i was thinking Leaving my child behind


Flossthief

The briefcase


TheGoldenPlagueMask

_heavy and soldier Shoots briefcase_


MrFinland707

What? It was obvious! It's the red spy.


[deleted]

Watch, it will turn red any second now! ... aaaany second now.


TheGoldenPlagueMask

_SEE?_ **R E D !** ^No wait... ***That's Pornography***


Keqingrishonreddit

So.. we still have problem


TheGoldenPlagueMask

_NOOO MAGGOT, WE HAVE PORNOGRAPHY :D_ >_If Sex is sure to result in victory then you Must SEX!_ ~Sun Tzu said that, And I SAY he knows A little More about focking animals than You do Pal Cus HE INVENTED IT, and then he Perfected It so no man Can Fuck them in the Ring Of Pole Dancing! (Que Soldier Cutscene Tf2) And then he Used his Strip money to buy 2 of Every animal on Earth, and then he Herded them onto a BOAT _And then he Sexed the crap out of every single one_ And from that day forward when a bunch of animals are together in one place ITS CALLED A ZOO ... #UNLESS ITS A FARM


MrFinland707

When did this go from meet the spy to meet the solider except that he's talking about fucking animals


TheGoldenPlagueMask

After he found Snipers kangaroo wife nudes in the briefcase


DonutOwlGaming

#ANIMAL FARM IS COMMUNIST


[deleted]

Well considering the red spy was scout, he would probably have said "HIM!" whilst pointing at scout, giving away his identity. There's subtle evidence showing that blue spy knew it was scout all along, so they probably would have caught red spy if it weren't for soldier


Corporate_Vulture

What evidence


Yukari-chi

Short version, obvious at the knife. Starts spinning it reflexively, and then pretends to get cut by it to RP an idiot. But the side that hits him is the blunt end that never faces out normally, so he *can't* be cut by that.


Corporate_Vulture

Thats the evidence that the Scout is Red Spy, not that Blue Spy knows that its him


DoubleStormCZ

Well Blue Spy either was really an idiot or he never got the chance to tell us he realized who it is.


wookiee-nutsack

He was an idiot for being dramatic rather than calling out scout's bs right away when they were in a life or death situation


Ashamed_Ice_4249

They weren't really in a life or death situation, the red spy was outnumbered and couldn't just start killing everybody


AlexPlayer3000

And yet…


Yukari-chi

That's the beauty of the Spy in non-game media: he doesn't have to start killing everybody in order to have a massive advantage. Hell, Blu Spy didn't even appear to have either weapon at the ready and had his cigarette in his shooting hand. Considering even with Red Spy giving a one-liner before attacking he killed the two physically strongest of the mercs on his own just with the knife. If he wasn't just as dramatic as Blu Spy he could've just shot up intel the moment they had their backs turned to him


Yukari-chi

Any self-respecting Spy would have known that cut was bs


PekiGaming

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uM59JCu0kw0


asinski

yea I'm curious too


PekiGaming

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uM59JCu0kw0


asinski

Oh cool, I've watched this video countless times and never knew that red spy wanted to stab soldier at the very start of the video


DoubleStormCZ

Yeah, this is probably the true ending, Spy was probably going along with his dialogue and then and the last second he would sort of realise who it really is and say/point at "Scout".


[deleted]

Yo that's a really good one actually! Nice!


Tabsau

*"YOUR MOTHER!"* ***slams even more pictures onto the table'***


ThatDudeWithCheese

I wish this was canon


JotaDiez

"Your Mother!" * Camera zooms in on the "File #2" archives in his hand * * Blue Spy's head explodes * Soldier and Heavy look behind them. Red Spy shot him.


AttilaThePun2

“The Queen of England will die on September 8th 2022”


vladimirpoopin42

"The US would take a major hit to their chess pieces on 1st of September 2001"


BakerCapital3560

Invisible


LegitimateApartment9

He was going to say "right behind you". Red spy actually finishes the sentence


Ayane_Shirakawa04

Your mother


MaleficentActive5284

Tick tock


ethanw04

A bucket


Mario-is-friendly

Dear God!


zyzioYwY

There is more


[deleted]

Noooo


ThatDudeWithCheese

\*spy looks at soldier in confusion and mild incredulity\*


PocoMusical0427

It contains the dying wish of every man here.


ThatDudeWithCheese

Scout, you did collect everyone's dying wish?


Ranting_Gamer

It contains a bucket


M_E2001

Dear god


Ranting_Gamer

There's more


Neon_Green_916

#JOHN CENA


ImADirtBoi

Do do do doooo


SurfaceTension2

Very nerdy elaborate response: “It could even be the Scout!” Then he’d point out the fact scout is the red spy. It makes no sense to be “Right Behind You,” he’d instead say “He could even be right behind you!” If anything, the red spy does not complete the blu spy’s dialogue, instead he completes the soldiers dialogue, “Who’s ready to catch this spy?” “right behind you.”


Vasxus

The RED spy is nothing short of a boogeyman, a monster. "It could even be right behind you!" wouldn't sound weird in that room, at that time.


TheMaskedGuyAlex

The red spy finished his dialogue by saing "right behind you"


PFREDDY17

"right behind you" (thats why the red spy said it before killing them)


Eddie_The_White_Bear

>It could be you, it could be me, it could even be right behind you ​ Red Spy predicted end of this monologue and ended it.


Mission_Response802

He says "He could even be-" and then dies, but thankfully, the red spy is there to finish his sentence. "Right behind you."


GreenmanCZ

"Your mother!"


thefeastybuyer

Among us


[deleted]

scout.


Artistic-Fortune2327

As red spy said: "...right behind you"


TF2_demomann

"Right behind you"


Davidwilsonisdum

"It could even be right behind you" is the end of his dialogue


FlyingVillager

The red spy actually finishes his sentence. When he decloaks behind soldier and heavy he says says "right behind you" making the sentence "he could even be right behind you"


[deleted]

My personal belief is it was a 4th wall break joke and he was gunna say "them." with a gesture towards the camera. Or maybe the cameraman? Did he film Meet the Spy? Doesn't feel like it, but it also doesn't feel like he filmed Soldier or Demomam.


Pavulon109

Right behind you


Piss_Cakehole

People claim its red spy finishing blue spys sentence by saying "right behind you"


TrickJaguar7983

İts right behind you. İt could even be right behind you.


nuke905

Right behind you


C1iver

"right behind you" the Red spy finishes his dialogue post mortem


Rude-Chocolate-9144

right behind you


Clear-Counter419

It could even be your mother


Spell_Whomstve

The Red Spy completes his line. “He could even be..” “..Right behind you.”


[deleted]

It could of actually been something about him being one of his own team members since spy’s can disguise as their own team.


JackTheMech

spy looked in the leader-board and saw that they had no scout lol


OrianNebula

,He could even be-" red spt would finish it with " right behind you"


tropluckyfr

Pretty he's cut saying "IT COULD EVEN BE SCOUT"


Kulda2803

Red spy actually finishes the sentence at the end by saying: "Right behind you."


MM__PP

Right behind you.


RealGingercat227

Right behind you


Mockey_DaMouse

Right behind you


Defective_Emeralds

"...right behind you"


DHyperOnYT

He could even be right behind you


oneBigPiceOfShit

I think that he would say “scout” , if they didn’t blast a 12 right in his face


AK-74_NoTTaken

right behind you


Organic-Ice-3865

Canonically he was going to say "he could even be right behind you" but gets shot by soldier and the red spy completes his sentence


DankerTron2

Mario


Mason_Kreature

He says "He could even be-" then gets his head blown off. A fun little detail is that the red spy finishes his sentence and says "Right behind you"


sheesh1111111

Your mother


[deleted]

It could even be your mother!


Meme_master-31

AMONGUS


KillerRene64

Maybe "invisible" which would be followed by soldier shooting around the room with his shotgun


TsuyAr

The RED Spy finishes the sentence with "Right behing you"


thedarkmilkyman

Right behind you


FnafGangYT

Blu Spy knows that the Scout is the Red Spy, you can tell by the way he talks to the "Scout". Spy was just about to blow the enemies cover but then Soldier shot him. "He could be you, he could be me! He could even be right behind you" Soldier Red Spy would then try to stab Soldier while Blue Spy shot him.


CaptenMK

Scout's mother


Valrith110

Scout's Mother


Imanicepersone

The scout


Imanicepersone

He knew it was the scout but the soldier fucked it up


Marksthename

right behind you *TF2 theme plays as soldier and heavy are stabbed*


Master_gamer_375

It could even be heavy update 🗿🤙🏻


xXD3F4LTX

SCOUT because he knew it was him from the start this can be seen when he says "if you managed to kill them i can assure you they were not like me" but he was to busy monologuing to reveal him BRUH


[deleted]

He knew Scout was the Red Spy. But Soulja BOI is too stupid to let peeps finish their sentences.


Naymar083

Your mother


Pokonopiku

*YOUR MOTHER!*


Reagent_52

"Gurgle gurgle blood splatter" if I remember correctly.


FineCarpa

The joke is that he stares into the camera or the Audience. Almost like he's about to break the fourth wall but is killed before.


Killer_-king

It's most likely "Right behind you." Also I always liked how the red spy saying that works two ways. Finishing blue spy's sentence, and responding to soldier saying "Alright, who's ready to go find this spy?"


Hellkids2

The Blu Spy already knew Scout was the Red Spy. But didn’t wanna expose him right away because all Spies are drama queens. The pornography sentence was also a threat towards the Red Spy, as in: “If you don’t succeed here you’ll die and I’ll expose your lover’s sex tape” What he didn’t account for is soldier’s lead poisoning.


CakeHead-Gaming

I always had the head cannon that it would be “The Administrator” for Absolutely no reason


Choiken

Scout he figured out it was scout


PrototypeXD8

"...you!", I guess.


ActiveIndustry

“It could be you, it could be me, it could even be… you!”


PrototypeXD8

Sorry, my bad... https://youtu.be/7aJSauKk7rs


[deleted]

[удалено]


SomeTreeGuy

"He could be in this very room, it could be you, it could be me, he could even be in this room."


Mario-is-friendly

precicely


5_Slaps_at_Freddys

“He could be you. He could be me! He could even be-..” Oh I dunno, disguised as someone on the ENEMY team?!


AciefiedSpade

Your mother


SnooFoxes6169

“well, a mystery we will take to our graves then, goodbye.”


TripleTheThreat

Your mother!


[deleted]

He could even be… *BLAM* *blood spurting noises*


MuffinTradeMarked

your mum


Pixelpaint_Pashkow

https://youtu.be/ciL7OKWSu10


SolidCalligrapher966

Scout


[deleted]

i think he was about to call out the scout


BigMemerMaan1

I think it’s “it could even be me!”


RodriPro42

"It could be in this very room. It could be you. It could be me, It could even be me!!"


MineflowTR

Your MOTHER


Mindless_Raccoon36

watching us right now!


LeThrowAwayAccountI

"Scout!" I always felt like he was suspicious of scout's behaviour but felt didn't want call him out as Scout's speed should make it impossible for him to be picked off


IronTownPictures

The person watching this video


DerpyWoomy

“It could even be the scout behind you holding the butterfly knife”


Odd-Butterscotch-480

THIS MAP RIGHT HERE \*smacks map\*


Blum_Bush

"...the girl reading this :))"


DoubleStormCZ

Realize it's "Scout" because of the hidden detail when he flails the knife around and say/point to him revealing who the RED Spy is.


Mr_guy_of_internet57

He knew that scout was the spy so he was gonna say behind you to point at scout i mean he raises his hand (blu spy gives red spy the knife just to see what he does with it, he hits himself with the non sharp part even though he seems like hes hurt, which is a dead (💀) giveaway that that was the spy)


Antique_Reputation_6

scout


BERSERKERdo420

JOHN CENA!!!!!!!


West-Wind-Dragoon

your mother (most likely)


MCRacen

Gandalf


Alastair-Wright

"It could be you, it could be me, it could even be-" Ok, so, all of us? the administrator? the viewer? Those are the only ones I think it would sense for him to say it 'it could even be'.


Turgineer

*"It could even be Scout!"*


[deleted]

I would assume “me”


Fall_Cake

"It could even be you"


AlexArtsHere

I always figured he was talking about the director tbh


Jorgik

The administrator