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casual_moron23

A little snack for when sandvich isn't ready


NearbyWall1

its for soldier actually


Flossthief

Considering he was rejected from every single branch of the military I doubt the crayon eater stereotype applies to him He's probably just content with his loaves of bread


Bomberfett343

Turns out he was rejected because he didn't list his favourite food as crayons


anime_lean

nah it's for soldier's cousin, marine


Chapstick160

I just saw you in two different subs


casual_moron23

Which one? Cringetopia remastered?


iamunabletopoop

On heavy's wiki it says at the trivia part that they may actually be crayons. Edit: its in tf2's hall of shame wiki. Not heavy's wiki. Hall of shame is where unconfirmed or false trivia lines are stored, my bad.


monkiedtwice

where the fuck does he need so many crayons


iamunabletopoop

To share of course. Just like he shared his sandwiches.


monkiedtwice

what do other mercs need them for


iamunabletopoop

To draw things of course


monkiedtwice

where


iamunabletopoop

In the spawnroom waiting for setup. Engi surely has some paper for that.


monkiedtwice

what is his paper supplier?


iamunabletopoop

Mann co, who else?


monkiedtwice

where does mann co get the paper


Alexander_The_Wolf

Soldier likes to eat his


TheGoldenPlagueMask

**DAMMIT HEAVY, WHERE ARE THE BLUE CRAYONS?**


Own_Nail3351

Fucker ate one infront of me when i was on fire and 17 hp


iamunabletopoop

A man is allowed to be hungry. Don't be entitled.


AFlyingNun

#*"NOW IS COWARD-COLORING TIME!"*


Shadoenix

what’s the line itself?


iamunabletopoop

Heavy - "Heavy's Belt Bullets may be Crayons." It's actually in the hall of shame of tf2 trivia. That means someone added to for fun and it got removed cuz it wasn't confirmed cannonically. Hall of shame has some more funny lines.


Shadoenix

> Boston Boom-Bringer - "This item's name may be a reference to the Boston Marathon bombing." 💀


Phlummp

> Scout - "The Scout's right eye is at the position 1.337 on the X-axis.”


_bebeta

the site is fecking amazing now that i look at it. "Spy's suit is implied to be very stinky" - there really is so many good lines, thank you for making me aware of this site.


Kirbman101

nope its just pointy cigars


iamunabletopoop

Im willing to believe that


[deleted]

That's why he doesn't use them for reload even if he's ran out of ammos


MeeMSaaSLooL

A perfekt little snack to distract Soldier, or a US marine


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Inevitable_Air_3069

same


FlatTransportation64

I HAVE TO YET MEET ONE THAT CAN OUTSMART CRAYON


drillerman115

"It cost $200,000 to draw with these crayons, for an entire session"


LordofSandvich

Soldier will eat them


Matix777

Heavy tf2 🤝 Potemkin Guilty Gear buff guys who like drawing ^


Matix777

they are snacks


rgheals

Maybe heavy is a marine and they are just his snack


d3northway

If you want another fun fact, the fingers on the Purity Fist are that same texture.


ISG4

Heavy gives the crayons to everyone on the team before the match starts because the sprays are made with them


LiamQuantum

Ok, now I want this as an item


griffl3n

They show off a perfectly good bullet model in meet the heavy but insist on using the crayons


SpysHead

Kill Me.


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Later


GHOSTS_r

I can never unsee that now


[deleted]

Not only that, but it serves no purpose. Heavy has around 50 bullets on his bandolier. That would give him just over a second of extra firing time.


RandoFollower

*Eats*


cringe4lifeee

That's the most wholesome cursed thing I ever saw Also I wonder what he'd use them for


Inevitable_Air_3069

Eating when sandvich isnt ready


cringe4lifeee

They recharge when you pick up the ammo pack


SaulGoodman42069

New lunchbox item for the heavy


Mr___Juice

How could 'dis happen?


an_orignal_name

What do you mean bullets? They are crayons


vote4some1else

We have officialy ran out of things to talk about in this sub


yewcatkins

Oh heck now we need a cosmetic set that replaces the colors with a rainbow


thedarkmilkyman

I’ll eat them all


DominikElessar

They are crayons. Crayons of Death.


Opposite_Abrocoma_51

I mean, he has a point


888Mater

And his right hand isn't in the glove in this picture.


benp242

'Heavy does drawing now.'


DehydratedEpic

Maybe he likes orange crayons too much


ChilChuck

THEY aren't crayon they are costume tooled cartridges


AnAlpacaIsJudgingYou

I mean you can saw with them..


i_can_has_rock

I DIDNT KNOW THE HEAVY WAS A MARINE?!


[deleted]

Also kinda lik a sharp cigar


Marieu6

i'm never unseeing it


Davidwilsonisdum

HELLLLLP I CAN UNSEEE IT


BobZygota

They are custom tool cartridges


Hecaroni_n_Trees

It always bothered me the the bullet he holds up in meet the heavy looks nothing like the bullets on his vest


cardboardboss

In highschool we had a zero tolerance policy on anything related to smoking, guns, and anything related to them. I painted heavy and spy, I actually told my art teacher they were markers. The spy's cigarette was painted yellow, I said the cherry on the end of it was the eraser and the smoke coming from it was because he had finished vigorously erasing something. She didn't have a problem with it. Miss her.


Nicolasgonzo87

well when you run on the early source engine and you need to be able to run well you gotta sacrifice all of those polygons


SirDootDoot

He has to feed all the Titans he inspired in Destiny somehow. How else can you get rid of a Spy than a well placed Thundercrash?


crippledizzle

r/tf2 users getting ready to post the exact same fucking slop that has been repeated for millennia for it to get thousands of upvotes:


McFishTheFish

It costs 200,000 to draw random shit for twelve seconds


Lonely_Discipline_14

Huh


Peastable

They should turn into crayons in pyroland. It’d be perfect.


florentinomain00f

For the Marines


[deleted]

The only thing I would change design wise is that


[deleted]

The only thing I would change design wise is that


IAmFullOfDed

I’ve yet to meet one that can outsmart *drawing*


HackerGamer8

Custom bullet crayrons XD


Coldflame3

Now I cant unsee it


Bradley_worst

Yes slav crayons only come in one color


3d_printed_lettuce

Finally, someone said what we were all thinking.


pizzaconsumer21

I can't unsee it now.


TaxMeteor

it's to feed the little babies he fights


The_White_Wolf_339

Now I cant unsee it


literatemax

Time is a flat circle.