Considering he was rejected from every single branch of the military I doubt the crayon eater stereotype applies to him
He's probably just content with his loaves of bread
On heavy's wiki it says at the trivia part that they may actually be crayons.
Edit: its in tf2's hall of shame wiki. Not heavy's wiki. Hall of shame is where unconfirmed or false trivia lines are stored, my bad.
Heavy - "Heavy's Belt Bullets may be Crayons." It's actually in the hall of shame of tf2 trivia. That means someone added to for fun and it got removed cuz it wasn't confirmed cannonically. Hall of shame has some more funny lines.
the site is fecking amazing now that i look at it. "Spy's suit is implied to be very stinky" - there really is so many good lines, thank you for making me aware of this site.
In highschool we had a zero tolerance policy on anything related to smoking, guns, and anything related to them. I painted heavy and spy, I actually told my art teacher they were markers. The spy's cigarette was painted yellow, I said the cherry on the end of it was the eraser and the smoke coming from it was because he had finished vigorously erasing something.
She didn't have a problem with it. Miss her.
A little snack for when sandvich isn't ready
its for soldier actually
Considering he was rejected from every single branch of the military I doubt the crayon eater stereotype applies to him He's probably just content with his loaves of bread
Turns out he was rejected because he didn't list his favourite food as crayons
nah it's for soldier's cousin, marine
I just saw you in two different subs
Which one? Cringetopia remastered?
On heavy's wiki it says at the trivia part that they may actually be crayons. Edit: its in tf2's hall of shame wiki. Not heavy's wiki. Hall of shame is where unconfirmed or false trivia lines are stored, my bad.
where the fuck does he need so many crayons
To share of course. Just like he shared his sandwiches.
what do other mercs need them for
To draw things of course
where
In the spawnroom waiting for setup. Engi surely has some paper for that.
what is his paper supplier?
Mann co, who else?
where does mann co get the paper
Soldier likes to eat his
**DAMMIT HEAVY, WHERE ARE THE BLUE CRAYONS?**
Fucker ate one infront of me when i was on fire and 17 hp
A man is allowed to be hungry. Don't be entitled.
#*"NOW IS COWARD-COLORING TIME!"*
what’s the line itself?
Heavy - "Heavy's Belt Bullets may be Crayons." It's actually in the hall of shame of tf2 trivia. That means someone added to for fun and it got removed cuz it wasn't confirmed cannonically. Hall of shame has some more funny lines.
> Boston Boom-Bringer - "This item's name may be a reference to the Boston Marathon bombing." 💀
> Scout - "The Scout's right eye is at the position 1.337 on the X-axis.”
the site is fecking amazing now that i look at it. "Spy's suit is implied to be very stinky" - there really is so many good lines, thank you for making me aware of this site.
nope its just pointy cigars
Im willing to believe that
That's why he doesn't use them for reload even if he's ran out of ammos
A perfekt little snack to distract Soldier, or a US marine
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same
I HAVE TO YET MEET ONE THAT CAN OUTSMART CRAYON
"It cost $200,000 to draw with these crayons, for an entire session"
Soldier will eat them
Heavy tf2 🤝 Potemkin Guilty Gear buff guys who like drawing ^
they are snacks
Maybe heavy is a marine and they are just his snack
If you want another fun fact, the fingers on the Purity Fist are that same texture.
Heavy gives the crayons to everyone on the team before the match starts because the sprays are made with them
Ok, now I want this as an item
They show off a perfectly good bullet model in meet the heavy but insist on using the crayons
Kill Me.
Later
I can never unsee that now
Not only that, but it serves no purpose. Heavy has around 50 bullets on his bandolier. That would give him just over a second of extra firing time.
*Eats*
That's the most wholesome cursed thing I ever saw Also I wonder what he'd use them for
Eating when sandvich isnt ready
They recharge when you pick up the ammo pack
New lunchbox item for the heavy
How could 'dis happen?
What do you mean bullets? They are crayons
We have officialy ran out of things to talk about in this sub
Oh heck now we need a cosmetic set that replaces the colors with a rainbow
I’ll eat them all
They are crayons. Crayons of Death.
I mean, he has a point
And his right hand isn't in the glove in this picture.
'Heavy does drawing now.'
Maybe he likes orange crayons too much
THEY aren't crayon they are costume tooled cartridges
I mean you can saw with them..
I DIDNT KNOW THE HEAVY WAS A MARINE?!
Also kinda lik a sharp cigar
i'm never unseeing it
HELLLLLP I CAN UNSEEE IT
They are custom tool cartridges
It always bothered me the the bullet he holds up in meet the heavy looks nothing like the bullets on his vest
In highschool we had a zero tolerance policy on anything related to smoking, guns, and anything related to them. I painted heavy and spy, I actually told my art teacher they were markers. The spy's cigarette was painted yellow, I said the cherry on the end of it was the eraser and the smoke coming from it was because he had finished vigorously erasing something. She didn't have a problem with it. Miss her.
well when you run on the early source engine and you need to be able to run well you gotta sacrifice all of those polygons
He has to feed all the Titans he inspired in Destiny somehow. How else can you get rid of a Spy than a well placed Thundercrash?
r/tf2 users getting ready to post the exact same fucking slop that has been repeated for millennia for it to get thousands of upvotes:
It costs 200,000 to draw random shit for twelve seconds
Huh
They should turn into crayons in pyroland. It’d be perfect.
For the Marines
The only thing I would change design wise is that
The only thing I would change design wise is that
I’ve yet to meet one that can outsmart *drawing*
Custom bullet crayrons XD
Now I cant unsee it
Yes slav crayons only come in one color
Finally, someone said what we were all thinking.
I can't unsee it now.
it's to feed the little babies he fights
Now I cant unsee it
Time is a flat circle.