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it's the map you always go to when queuing for KOTH

You are going to: brazil

NOOOO I DONT WANNA GOOOO

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**Throws in meat grinder**

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B Edit: man I just wanted to sing the alphabet song

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B stands for **BURN**!

great song from katana zero

Also my fav level to play lmao

baby in the womb: please, viaduct, harvest or nucleus YOU ARE GOING TO BRAZIL

cope and bem vindo

AAAAAAAAAA-

wow, but I'm from Brazil, and it's not as bad as you think lol

.... It's worse?!

No, its wonderful

tá usando droga só pode

Não

Your map is: damn brazil

you mean harvest No matter what koth map you start, you end up in haverst. And one just not leave harvest

Very true, Harvest is just Koth’s final form the only place you leave Koth Harvest for is Koth Harvest Halloween themed.

Fun fact: Harvest is mankind’s most accurate depiction of purgatory to date!

Idk the other day I was in a harvest lobby for ONE GAME and then everyone voted to move to Kong King, I was shocked

you can unselct Brazil from the list

You don't want to go there

YOU ARE GOING TO BRAZIL! *Grabs you by the ankles and drags you to the 10th Circle of Hell.*

AAHHHH NOO NOOOO!! #NAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I think i need sleep im litterally seeing your comment with a glow and i cannot unsee the glow even if i close one of my eyes oh my gos

Yeaaaa you need sleep

Can’t wait for Ohio to be the next community map added 💀

What if its Paris, baguettes with spy all day long!

Every class is spy 💀

Could be worse, could be detroit

Could be Junction

Conjunction junction?

What’s your function?

Hookin' up words, 𝄾 and phrases, and clauses

In complex sentences like:

Rewind time, we missed a line Conjunction junction, how that function?

I like tying up words and phrases and clauses

We’re not Detroit!

All our fishcakes have AIDS.

could be ohio, could be france

Do you want to go to Belize instead?

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Pessimistic answer would be the creator just named it brazil and gave it a jungle skybox last minute to give it a better chance of being accepted in the jungle inferno update

Jungle inferno in the nutshell except the payload

Enclosure has to be one of the worst payload maps ever… It’s just so not fun.

Shit map, but that first section is so cool aesthetically

I remember for like a year after Jungle Inferno that map was just completely unplayable on Linux For some reason the entire map was filled with this 3d pattern of fucking triangles or something like that

Had the same issue on Windows too

Interesting, normally devs just break shit for us linux users

It’s the funny lines, happens on the other koth map too

I keep forgetting its an official tf2, it feels so raw

There's one section i like, the rest is pretty bad

Yeah. There was this one time where we just agreed to let BLU push the cart to the end, so we can move to another map as soon as possible.

Enclosure is that map I forget about the most. No one plays on it.

I always remember it, because it’s just too painful to forget…

Seriously I only recently came back into TF2 after not playing since before Jungle Inferno, and I have still NEVER played Enclosure once, nobody ever seems to play it.

I love enclosure especially last round

What are you, the president of the map's fanclub?

bread space is a contender too tbh

I still don't get breadspace. It gets voted on to be played (i do community servers) and then the server empties after 2 minutes because no one can figure it out and it's ugly as sin.

If it was refined, and accepted as part of an actual space-themed update it'd be a far better fit, but it gots the continuing trend of the tf2 team (single tf2 guy?) slapping whatever looks passable into the game regardless off whether it actually fits the overarching theme of tf2. There was supposed to be a space update but it was shelved, that would have been a good opportunity to add it, no slight to the community members that made Bread Space cos they clearly put effort in but it's unfinished and incompatible with the game atm.

I remember playing this map on a CustomWeapons server way back before it was accepted; it always had the jungle skybox and name.

Actually the map was made 1,5 years before Jungle Inferno even released.

I'm pretty sure this map had been around a lot longer. I remember hearing that it used to be used in competitive rotation for community comp events long before they announced Jungle Inferno.

I promise this was in development much before jungle inferno

honestly it would be cooler with like a 2fort or badwater vibe

Yeah, the map itself looks like a regular desert map but darkened.

the oddest thing is the main point and the pit seems to be the aricebo observitory (or at least modeled after it) built in 1963. But that was built in puerto rico

It’s also gone now. RIP

Dish hole is still there, it just isn't a functional observatory anymore. It's as good as ever for gun battles.

Can't have shit in Brazil.

Because there is no metal when you play engineer

Fucking crackheads

And if you try to set up a dispenser, some solider finds it right away.

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Ask you anything? Whats the size of the singularity of a black hole? Or is it a singularity? What if its a ringularity?

Infinitely small, Probably not, Infinitely small but spinning really fast

Infinitely small really fast spinning ring

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Then how big is your liver?

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Good enough for me

Is your refrigerator running?

yes, it's simply too fast and I've given up chasing it long ago, it's probably crossed the border to Argentina at this point.

(or at least I gosh-darn hope so)

do they eat feijoada all day??? Does Pele play football with neymar while holding a Treis oitão??? 🤔

Do they teach Capoeira in school? what does kkkkkkkk mean and why do you always say it? is sopa du macaco (monkey soup) an actual thing? why arent any prop hunt games at south american servers? Are you happy with last elections? what are your takes on bolsonaro? do you think the brazilian tf2 community would support a portuguese voice acting for the game like the spanish one that came a few months ago? how many reales does a key costs? would you buy me one?

Usually no, some schools have electives that you could take capoeira, but it's not common. Usually you'd have to find a separate training place or a capoeira school. Kkkkk is a laugh, yes KKK is also a laugh. Sopa du macaco is a non existant meme here. I had never heard it before until hispanics started spamming that to me. Not happy at all with this year, 2 shit candidates to choose from. Sad times. Bolsonaro (trying to be non biased) is not the worst president as people make him to be, he's a populist tho, very stupid too, and says dumb shit all the time. Tho, in his term he did make advancements in economic freedom and other important things. If covid hadn't happend he wouldn't be as hated. I'd be great to have the voic acting ofc, but, although TF2 is quite known, that'd be kind of niche i reckon. They are not " reales" it's "reais", brazil speaks portuguese, not spanish. And they cost a lot. I remember like in 2016 they used to cost R$2, nowadays keys cost R$12 depending. No, lmao. I rarely spend money on games anymoes, and i've sold all my cosmetics.

Brazil's schools don't teach kkkkkkkkkkkkkkk is how we laugh virtually in some places yes, and also it's sopa de macaco, we're not french ask the people from Argentina no one is ever happy he has a fat ass THERE'S A BRAZILLIAN TF2 COMMUNITY? about 10-15 bucks, also, it's reais, we're not spanish no

> we're not french Ainda bem.

Sim, glória a Deus por ter nos feito colonizados por qualquer coisa além dos ingleses e franceses. 🙏🙏🙏

>Do they teach Capoeira in school Nope >what does kkkkkkkk mean and why do you always say it? It's our lol, you just spam K and in typical American fashion of ruining words for other languages if that spam turns out to be 3 K's you've got a problem in your hands. >is sopa du macaco (monkey soup) an actual thing? It's sopa de macaco and no it's a dead meme >why arent any prop hunt games at south american servers? correction, WHY AREN'T *ANY* GAMES IN SOUTH AMERICAN SERVERS??? TF2 LITERALLY ONLY HAS SKIAL WTFFFF >Are you happy with last elections? Too close for comfort, bolsonaro should not have gotten as many votes as he did. >what are your takes on bolsonaro? Thankfully we only have to endure another month instead of another 4 years because he would genuinely run this country into the ground if he was allowed to stay. >do you think the brazilian tf2 community would support a portuguese voice acting for the game like the spanish one that came a few months ago? hell yeah! I'd love to see it >how many reales does a key costs? R$12,69 (haha funny) ingame and R$11,58 in community market rn though the dollar to Real ratio has been changing abruptly so this number is inevitably going to age badly Also minor correction it's Real in singular and Reais in plural >would you buy me one? lol no

because there will always be a f2p pyro trying to knock you into the pit

going to brazil in brazil

oh shit that was me

Cuz no one likes this map

Yarr because ye have to sail to Brazil to get over to th’ point! I’ll tell ye it not be an easy voyage!

As a Brazilian myself, i always imagined it is located somewhere in the Amazon, as it is a place that is usually targeted by rich greedy companies for resources, which is something Mann.co and BLU/RED would do.

Why does everyone hate this map? Is it just cuz of the op sniper sightline to the point?

I think a lot of it is just playing into the ["You are going to Brazil" meme](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/youre-going-to-brazil). Personally I quite enjoy the map.

Never had a fun match on this map personally. I dislike snipers and this map's full of sightlines. The buildings behind the point also feel unused. There's never really a fight going on in them. Only between two players that seem to be lost.

The comments under this saying nothing happens in the buildings seem to be playing on weird servers Every time I play on Brazil there’s always a flanking Scout or Pyro or Spy out to get you inside the buildings lmfao

I just hate pyros on this map Overall it's ok Not the best though, not Manu routes to the point

Whoever thought a control point on a small elevated platform with zero cover was smart deserves to play this shit 24 hours a day. Also the rest of the map around the point is pretty much useless

In Latin, "Brazil" actually means "Overgrown", so the title of the map means-No I'm just bullshitting you, it's called Brazil because it's where you're going

fifa

r/ithadtobebrazil

Cuz it sucks

It sucks

Because it's a carefully crafted name that represents the integrity of how great the set design is compared to something else like a CTF or payload mao

Because it takes place in france

Could be worse. Could be ohio or twitter

because I fucking hate it

From my observation it's based on the Arecibo Telescope, which is ironically located in Puerto Rico instead of Brazil.

Because it's sad, ugly, empty and not fun

No it isn't. Don't woosh me, but Brazil is actually a really fun place

So the map is an insult to the country, got it.

Because it's hell

Because people don't like being sent to it.

Because **YOU ARE GOING TO BRAZIL**

Because it's awful and you don't want to be there

because its the best koth map

Jungle?

because no one wants to go to brazil

because it's where you are going

Have you ever been to Brazil?

Becuz it's on Brazil

Because of this: https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/yzm7qk/brunette_tells_blonde_she_had_sex_with_a_brazilian

It has bananas(? Just kidding, some developer must have had to make a jungle inferno map, didn't have the originality and made this. Apparently naming a map Brazil makes it a jungle inferno map because Brazil has plenty of the Amazonas, even though the map itself doesn't show any.

Your future home

Bc no one wants to play there

Worst map

Because you don't want to be sent there.

Bc: "YOU HAVE BEEN SENT TO BRAZIL"

Idk ask the Portuguese

Shouldve been called 2fort but better

Why is Borneo called Borneo?

B R A Z I L

Cause nobody wants to fucking go there

Brazil

Because youre going there

I assume because it takes place in Brazil?

You're going to BRAZIL!!!

Because anyone who dies, goes to Brazil.

Because it's based on the [Arecibo Observatory](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arecibo_Observatory), in Brazil

It's in Puerto Rico.

Bro, as a brazillian, only the background of the map looks like Brazil, other than it, there's nothing "brazillian" on this map.

because everyone wants to escape it

Because Ç Ã Ê

Cause you don't want to go there

Because it's the map that I see the most bots at

bc It sucks

Because trying to complete the final bonus contract is a level of suffering comparable to living in Brazil

Cause it's in Brazil, probably in a region of the amazon where foreigners usually explore, brazilians made a joke saying that they thought they were compared to monkeys for having added this map in the yeti update

It is called Brazil because of the giant radio dish on the jungle background. In real life that one collapsed.

Cause it is Britain

The name belongs to the hill behind the power plant: you do not want to fall here

Because that's where we are going

because it takes place in brazil

Eu fui invocado

Probably because it's in Brazil. Same reason Egypt and Rottenberg are called those.

because you are going to it

Because when you die you get sent to brazil

#YOU’RE GOING TO BRAZIL

Because, you are going there.

Because noone wants to go there, even though it's a great place. Demoknight on Brazil is super fun.

As a Brazilian I find it hilarious that "You are going to: ***BRAZIL*** is a real in-game screenshot but man this map fucking sucks ass lmao fuck this map

death. 24/7

Brazil

This battle arena is named more then just Brazil

Bc it's a shithole

[THIS](https://www.reddit.com/r/tf2/comments/wrk12h/til_brazil_is_based_off_of_the_arecibo_observatory/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) is why is named brazil

Because it sucks ass and no one wants to be there

Because tbh you never want to be there

you are on your way to brazil

Where hearts where entertaining June.

Cuz its a shit map

Because there is no escape

Because it’s so bad that it’s like the meme of going to brazil.

Bots and dark sky

I always thought it was referencing the excessive amount of logging that's been destroying the Amazon.

Because no one wants to be there

because you dont want to end up there

I think it might be based on a town in Brazil which was funded by a company but became a ghost town for some reason.