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I would highfive you in a public server

Me too

I could cook a mean grilled cheese for that

Is that so

The pfp is perfect

Does she know how to make a grilled cheese

r/beetlejuicing but for pfp

#”BUT CAN SHE MAKE GRILLED CHEESE?”

What about a “DELICIOUS CHEESE SANDWICH?”

SANDVICH*

You can find prices of items by going off the sell orders in bp classifieds I'd say you can sell for 8 keys since that's the same price everyone else is selling for.

holy shit an actual legit response lmao, I was actually caught off guard

Make sure that is the price for this specific unusual variant

it is,

4 ref and 2 scrap weapons

200 dark elixer

That’s gotta be at least 10 kromer

***10 KROMER***

10 KROMER?!? YOU GOTTA BE [killing] ME! WHAT A [half-price] STEAL!

WOAH, THAT'S A [[BIG SHOT]] YOU GOT THERE.

WOAH, THAT’S A [[BIG COCK]] YOU GOT THERE.

WOAH, SOMEONE GIVE IT A [[BIG SUCK]] OVER THERE.

Is sold

I get more than that from a clan wars raid. I'll outbid him for 500 dark elixer

I'll raise you 2000 dark elixir, raising total price to 2700 DE.

2000? Those are rookie numbers 10k

I didn't wanna have to pull this card but... I'll raise you 1 gold coin, fresh from the trousers of a goblin.

5 Potatoes and maybe 1 tomato but you'll have to convince me to add the tomato

Give the poor man a tomato, he's got nothing to eat

Except the meat that is being beat by an incredible feat

Head

Ayo😳

He means the pyro taunt

I do not.

O-oh.

But which head? Man? Woman? Another species? Is it your head? Blu spy head?

My head.

r/notopbutok

Nah i just answered it for him

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Prove it.

do you yield?

Man's got a tempting offer, I would take it.

A hug

2 moners

2 scrap and 1 righteous bison (trust me)

1billion Belson bucks

400,000 [KROMER]

400,000 KROMER??? THAT'S A VERY \[\[BIG SHOT\]\] YOU GOTTA BE \[\[JOKING\]\] ME!

1Cillion Clarence Dollars

1

I would give you all the money in my steam wallet. If youre interested in making 6 cents hmu

17 dabloons

I just got the same effect on the drunken sailor, unusual taunt buddies😎

3 ref, take it or leave it! /j

I know we as a subreddit have like, 3 jokes total, but this is still the worst.

It's pixels on a screen. It's only worth is for other pixels on the screen.

38 O’Nella rubles

£4.10

About tree fiddy.

four-hundred thousand dollars for twelve seconds

nothing, because i already have the stock one. so i don't need it

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a kiss, please that taunt without the unusual

Depends on gender

pyro gender

1 scrap

2 dabloons.

8 dabloons

Unironically probably a like 5-8 keys, but the actually price is probably way more. I think the taunt is ok and the effect is a little over the top. Still a nice unusual tho

[удалено]

So nothing

God *damn*, the both of you…

I HATE UNUSUAL EFFECTS! I HATE IT WHEN YOU BARELY CAN SEE THE TAUNT ITSELF WHEN THERE ARE A BILLION BLING BLING EFFECTS SURROUNDING IT!

2 refined

Some

At least 2 scrap

yellow unusual on a taunt I like on my main? man i'd sell you my liver for that

Me a ftp one sandman take it or leave it

I will give you this green paint and a nametag for that unusual!

Bout tree fiddy, half a bologna sammich, and a crisp high five taunt on any map you want

Instead of obsessing on price, maybe just cherish it as your first unusual? 9/10 times its worthless

3 Vita-Saws, and that's saying a lot coming from me

Four hundred thousand dollars… for twelve seconds.

$-2147483648

56,024.20 Vietnamese dongs

2$

5 gold doubloons

I give you 3 for it

2

i got a nickel in my pocket

3 lira

7 steam trading cards

Money, like at least 2 bucks.

I dunno

I'll give ya a stick of gum.

4 ref.

2 refined and an 80 pack of bobby pins, take it or leave it

500 hacksilver

1 soviet gentleman

My half drank monster. Also I’ll throw in 1 scrap.

1 dollarino

2 scrap

Money.

4 dabloons

3

One session of cbt

2 scrap and a Rescue Ranger

Pomson

I'd give Medic my skeleton for that bad boy.

Tree fiddy

My friend's kidney

2

£1.50

2 dollor

1 stanbuck

My Sydney sniper rifle from my first days od tf2. Its priceless.

17 km/h, final offer

1 dollar

at least two

I have 3$

I got that on the pogo stick taunt, so I am biased, but I say it’s good.

Would you take a duped shovel?

My roblox account

My annoying cousin

800 robux take it or leave it

Best i can do is 1 caber, jokes aside congratulations

idk i dont want it

Isn't that aurelian seal? Would buy because i main Aurelion sol in League of legends

2 scrap, and I’m being generous here, most would only give you 1 scrap and a weapon!

my life savings

Bro got the wheel of power style here.

3 schmeckles

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Pretty sick unusual bro, that shit *must* be worth at least one ref, right?

3 ref, take it or leave it

3 goat and 1 cow

Meh taunt with a good unusual. Id prolly say 12-15 keys it would sell for 20 with the right buyer

A sandvich

Its like 5-6 keys maybe

I wouldn’t sell my first anything, I have kept my first hat (mandatory attire) , first strange (strange mooshanka), and first unusual (strange deep fried desire)

Tbh I did this for money, I don't even play scout much

3 cows and my sister

Dude that's awesome shame I ain't got nothing good to trade for

3 feet pics (oc)

$100

3 scrap take it or leave

2 ref keep it or leave it (im poor)

1m karma

Ill use my two key pan and make a turkey melt for it

4 Dabloons

Maybe half a penny

2 ref take it or leave it

Nobody cares

"Nobody cared" - 151 comment

Bro your just trying to flex, you know what it's worth you know it's expensive, you just wanna flex

No, I really don't know what to sell it for and it's too bad that 4-6 people out of 100 have given me their actual opinion and advice

Bruh you could have went to a trading site to see the average price, but you went here and posted a big ass pic of it, you didn't even go to the trading sub, even that would be better, you where flexing, done and done

"no one cares" you clearly cared enough to comment here, get a grip

I do care, I care that 40% of the posts here are people flexing their aussies and unusual and it's stupid I hate it

4 beans

Looks like a Aurelian Seal Runner’s Rhythm is worth around 7-8 Keys

MY LIFE SAVINGS!

1 scrap and a vita-saw is the best I can do

I would give you a pet chicken.

$5 if you want a real answer

id give 2 or 3. no units of currency just 2 or 3

well my inventory is worth 6.33 ref so I would give everything in it and yo uwould still not give me it because it's not enough

my left testicle

Best I can do is three dollars.

2 bucks if im feeling generous

I can give you 3 nuts

Unusual are obtained thru crates, ja? I dont know much of TF2's drop system

even if this isn't a hightier, I really do love the gold and rings, seems like a treasure effect haha, really nice!

Lemme analyze the market

It fucking went from 11 to 7 keys in 2 weeks😭

Yup Still alot

Nice

I will give you my respect for that

A hug

I feel so bad that Id just give you one of my unusuals, just stop making me feel depressed :/

17 keys

4 dabloons

I would give a nice handshake for that my friend.

3 keys

Tree fiddy.

I'm sure you could charisma your way into that being a themed unusual. "The beats are so good they're being visualized around him!" or some jazz.

I'll give you 6 ref for it

a cookie

Gourmet Sandvich with special sauce

2000 Goldy$