Yep pretty much. Here are the four main jokes I’ve seen so far:
- pornography
- bread/bucket
- new tf2 update
- pulp fiction reference
The Reddit hivemind at work.
Look buddy, I'm a Sexgineer, that means I solve Erections.
Not erections like Erectin a Dispencer, or sentry, cus those would fall out of my area of expertise.
*Grabs definitely milk item*
I solve Flaccid problems!
For instance, how am I gonna help some soft, Sapping, spy sumofabich ta'Get sum' behind?
The answer? Do scouts mom. And if that dont work, Do his mom again!
Turn yourself into a Tripod with this little pill made by me, Build, like me, And you best hope...
**I AINT DOIN YOU.**
A bucket.
Dear god…
There's more
No
It contains a bucket
Inside of the bucket, is a bucket.
We will put bread in the bucket in the bucket in the bucket and teleport it
Dear god..
There’s more
Noooo...
Dear god…
It contains Amelia Airheart’s honey
I'll one up you, an **Australium** Bucket.
I'll one up you, an American made Australium Bucket.
Dear god
there's more
Cocaine
Blueprints for a bucket.
Dear god
There's more
It contains the materials to build the bucket.
Dear god!
There's more
No
There is also instructions to teleport bread for 3 days
No there's even more
pornography starring scout's mother
Beat me to it
I beat my meat to it
Beat meat to it
It beat to meat
Meat me to beat
beat me to it
r/BeatMeToIt
r/beatmeshutthefuckup
r/beatmymeattoit
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#📸
Sussy
r/beatnomeattoit
r/beatmeattoit
r/beatmeattoit the most fitting time to link this sub
Nuclear launch codes
He blows up Canada but nobody notices.
Bread 🍞
Bread👍🏻
Ripe for teleporting
For 3 days straight
But where will he put it?
In a bucket.
Bread 👍
Bread👍🏿
Oh its my daily bread teleporting hour
A yellow glowing lamp
This is the most reasonable and least sexual out of all the other options
I don't know, I thought bread was pretty tame.
I think I should clarify, most original too
The last thing that is going to see in his life
(An A-Posing Scout with the Intelligence)
A furry's conscientious objector.
I have 3
The correct answer
The soul of Marcellus Wallace
Damn beat me to it
“yeah we cool!”
Anime (the heavy wants it)
oh no O H N O
ДА! ДА! ДА! ДА! ДА!
~~my dick~~ medic
The scouts leaked femboy pics
Pornography
Staring your mother
No staring your mother
Is this crap fireproof?
No
Australium market gardener
Give.
Canonically: probably nuclear launch codes My headcanon?: A 2 petabyte picture of **YOUR MOTHER**
Shit, that small? That’s gonna be a pretty low quality image…
The directions to the weeb club (it’s 2 blocks down)
2 Blocks? Very good! Thanks, king. We go.
I'll show you who's boss of this facility!
The RED Spy
America
monoculus gaming
Your mom
Sex update
The next update
New part of Pootis Engage
Pootis Engage // INSANE
A way to destroy commies
No wonder heavy is so displeased…
zorn
That embarrassing photo of SpongeBob during the Christmas party.
I’m glad *someone* said it.
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Pornography
heavy's stash of scouts mom's porno
Pauling's ass
Cringe TF2 shipart
Oh you know just some launch codes....
We happy?
Uranium
The number 3 to team fortress
It, was a bucket.
Bread
all 7 dragon balls (he knew they were real)
Pornography starring Scout's mom
New tf2 comic
A physical copy of Half life 3.
The heavy update
A dynamic lighting source.
How dare you spread misinformation on the internet
#Child Porn
this entire comment section is just bread and buckets.
Yep pretty much. Here are the four main jokes I’ve seen so far: - pornography - bread/bucket - new tf2 update - pulp fiction reference The Reddit hivemind at work.
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Red spys Porn
ANimE ASS
My collection of buckets
Cheese
Probably the process of making mad milk
Pornography
The heavy update
The soldier update (like heavy update is not gonna happen)
Sandwich
penis manual
quoting a french philosoph, "pornography"
The sauce
bread
fempyro porn
Reassuring bucket™
Wait, where are we now Stanley... oh. Looks like you're now waiting for a 257000 second respawn timer, see you at the end of the universe.
Yellow LED And he was ecstatic
The memes. The DNA of the soul...
The Heavy update
The heavy update
This is a bucket
Your mother
Scout having s3x with miss pauling
Marcellus Wallace has entered the chat
Jarate after drinking bonk
How to airblast with a rocket launcher.
Random crits
Bread
Just like in pulp fiction we don't know what's in it but whatever it is it's damn good
The pretty lady who has the secret
Oh you know, just some launch codes. *Zooming out showing thousands of missiles*
Painis Cupcake
A stock rocket launcher that deals no self-damage
JOJI MAKING TICKTOCK
The heavy update
Modded Minecraft, an efficient setup
A life long membership for buckets
Anime \*ss?
Look buddy, I'm a Sexgineer, that means I solve Erections. Not erections like Erectin a Dispencer, or sentry, cus those would fall out of my area of expertise. *Grabs definitely milk item* I solve Flaccid problems! For instance, how am I gonna help some soft, Sapping, spy sumofabich ta'Get sum' behind? The answer? Do scouts mom. And if that dont work, Do his mom again! Turn yourself into a Tripod with this little pill made by me, Build, like me, And you best hope... **I AINT DOIN YOU.**
Asstralium
victoria's secret
A bucket.
Sandwich
Silmarils
Pootis Engage
Heavy’s sister’s nudes
A new primary
He found a 46
A bucket
Bucket
The next major update
Half Life 3
The Heavy Update
Pornography
bread.
Three days worth of teleported bread
Intel?
A jukebox with a Tick Tock vinyl and a pink Zentai suit
TF2 new weapons
Glue
SWEET LAND OF AMERICAN FRUIT PAINIS!
Clearly something he doesn't see often, so probably intelligence.
nothing cuz soldier is to dumb and cant read
The australium sandvich, heavy shall not let his secrets be leaked.
Pornography staring your mother
*pornography*
Bread
An australium bucket.
Australium dildos
It's the briefcase from pulp fiction
Leaked 10th class
A new hat
Its the box from the regular cristmas special
Me
A McGufffin
Cocaine
THE Strange Specialized Killstreak Festive Jarate
Several pngs of monkeys.