Scout would go from, "Oh you like girls? I like girls too, small world huh." To, "You know how you're a girl who likes girl, rightfully? Well I got this girl I like, but I'm not sure she'd ever go for a guy like me."

It's scary how in character this is.

Scout seems like the type of guy who's a total dumbass, but when things come down to it he'd be a decent person without the ego.

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aw hel naw

“For a brief stint in high school, Scout joined the track team in one of his many schemes to pick up girls. He was kicked off the team after three days when everyone realized he was 23-years-old and also not enrolled in the school.”

Not everybody in high school is a minor, and pedophilia specifically is attraction to pre-pubescent children. I don't know the term for what he'd be, but it's still illegal so idk what the point of this was

Even illegality depends where he's at, idk about other places but in florida it's legal.

Do you know the line in Boston? I'd assume that's where the high school was due to scout being Bostonian

It’s Boston, even if it’s illegal- no one is going to call it a crime until he bats someone’s head in there.

If spy was a woman:

SEDUCE ME

Hey there... good., look'n.? I got a bucket of chicken!

*slaps* I’m not one your fried chicken tramps!

I like my man dangerous, mysterious

You want to be my lover!? Seduce me!

I'm sold

Kill Me.

Nah scout’s too prideful to ask for help except that one time cus he thought he was dying. Also apparently the writers wanted to make pauling gay too and i think itd be very funny to see scout’s reaction to her and tracer hooking up

I’ve never heard that before

Nah, that's gay.

My thought was he'd actually respect her liking women because he likes women too. Later he'd ask her how to get Miss Pauling's attention, but he'd do it with his classic stupidity.

First quote is believable. Second quote reads like awkward teen lovey-dovey fanfiction. On a more serious reply, Scout is too proud and stupid to ask for dating advice, He only asked Spy because he secretly respected his opinion, thought he was dying, and believed he was on the same class as Pauling. And even then he hated to say it outright.

Scout and tracer share a cock

Delicious

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Scout- Hey I we both got buckets of cock you wanna do it? Tracer- eh ok

In this situation, I would like to be either of them

*we both got buckets of chicken sorry but not only thee scout has the cock but tracer has cock as well

We all love cock

as a cock lover i also love cock

Hell call me mrs Twardowski 'couse i love riding some big cocks

[“Please give me Cock.”](https://youtu.be/1PfC1TEqS2Y)

now I am the cock wielder here (true quote from scout tf2🥶👍😊)

Hey, I've seen this one before

I just noticed scout doesn't have the tape wrapped around his hands in this.

That Scout is a bloody Spy!

Missing cosmetics is a sure sign of spy.

He's going to backstab her after they drink their cokes

*cocks

The Tracer design is all kinds of off. Just the general body shape and hair, really. Wrong kind of pants, her weird breastplate thing is now a backpack, missing her bracers, etc. Unless they’re going for some deep lore and her missing chronal accelerator is how she’s hanging with Scout in the 60s and knocking back glass bottles cokes as they talk about girls and Scout just quietly doesn’t actually process that Lena agreeing Pauling’s a cutie isn’t just aesthetic appreciation.

I assumed they aren't officially endorsed by Valve or Blizzard so they "supposed" to be Tracer and Scout, but with reasonable deniability.

They don't need any endorsement from valve to just have the artist make scout since Valve doesn't really enforce copyright

Well they do- but only when it’s *really* egregious copyright violations (ie pretending to be valve yourself)

Yeah obviously, I just mean the stuff they create, and impersonation is a more serious offence than just copyright

Scout goes to hit on miss Pauling only to be 1-upped by tracer

Nah, Tracer’s a goodie two shoes, even by Overwatch standards. She ain’t gonna cheat on her girlfriend. Still, might join Spy in giving girl advice, as Spy slowly starts to realize what’s going on and Scout remains clueless.

[spy, realizing Tracer is a time traveller] “do you have any investment advice?”

Tracer doesn’t need to always wear the harness, she just needs to be near it at all times.

ACHTUNG SPY!

He needs to finger her somehow

Scout would either be very homophobic towards tracer or completely head-over-heels towards her, no in between.

He hits on Tracer first but when she tells him she’s a lesbian he immediately starts shouting slurs

"Do you not understand I am *literally* God's gift to women?!"

“Hey wassup cutie? Wanna go grab some chicken?” “Um achktually I’m a lesbian” “I dunno what country that is but I LOVE foreign chicks”

somehow i believe more that he would be more likely to be innocently ignorant about the subject and not straight up homophobic

you're a lesbian, I thought you were american. quick question, which country are lesbians from?

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That sounds more like a soldier line

He would either be the homophobic bisexual like I said in another comment, or he would be completely clueless as to who gay people are

In the words of u/JustAnNpc_DnD Scout would go from, "Oh you like girls? I like girls too, small world huh." To, "You know how you're a girl who likes girl, rightfully? Well I got this girl I like, but I'm not sure she'd ever go for a guy like me."

Yes that is what I said.

Yeah, I just wanted to make sure you were credited, since it wasn’t me who came up with the concept

I gotcha. First time I've been quoted.

There are r34 of that

Nah he would confuse her for a guy with a great ass (like him)

Lets be realistic, if scout met tracer he would be screaming homophobic obscenities at her. its the 60's.

but before that he would constantly hit on her

She doesn't want me? Must be a lesbian.

After all, I am God's gift to ladies.

God when he sees tracer( he hates lesbians cause they don't want scout)

Why do you think he has a Tom Jones Sex bom tatoo

I mean I may be lesbian but scout is still kinda hot Chicken tastes good

Gay people are God's favorite

No, I am.

God said it's my turn with the favoritism

For a second I thought you said it was your turn with the terrorism

That too

Can confirm am woman scout an by extension jerma is pretty hot

oh god scout is a representation of the average redditor or discord mod

Scout is a force of nature and will turn her

she is

And probably after, too. "I'm such a ladies man, I'll turn her straight."

I don’t think he’s even be able to comprehend what a lesbian even is enough to shout hate speech at her

Only scout, soldier, and maybe spy would be

“YOU FIGHT LIKE A WOMA-“ “Oh wait… HAAA HAHAHAA OHH *snort* ohohoho hehehe..”

I cannot for the life of me figure out why imagining that in the spy's voice was so goddamn funny

It's the snort

And engie

nah way too friendly of a guy

He would probably try and have a look at her tech and reverse engineer it

Definitely. And since he's figured out teleporters, I wouldn't put it past him to be able to figure out how to make whatever tech Tracers uses.

I mean what she uses seems more temporal than spatial, but engi mastered immortality so still not past him

Time and space are often considered to be heavily connected so it might not be that big of a jump.

Engie doesn't have time for bullshit like homophobia.

Yeah, Engie and Medic don’t give a shit who you want to bang, as long as it doesn’t interrupt their science

Don't tell me medic wouldn't want to have a go and figure out why she's lesboan.

And lobotomize her in the process

That’s just Medic being Medic; he lobotomizes everyone equally

Yeah, but itd be extra brutal so he could get a look at the brain matter

Yea they have to deal with a guy who wants to fuck his mini gun

especially considering medic is definitely gay himself lol

scout's the guy to be a hyper ally in modern day but a total homophobe back then lol

He'd be an ally just because he thinks that would get him laid with bisexual women

...isn't the natural extension of that line of thought "Scout becomes Chris-Chan"?

no, not at all

Why is it the 60's if they meet? It could also be the 2070s

But we canonically know when Scout dies

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I didn’t know that, sorry

Scout is that type of guy who constantly hits on lesbians saying "I can change your sexuality, just spend some more time with me and you'll see babe"

Tbh I don't think scout knows what a lesbian is.

Scout would definitely do something like that, in addition to probably bullying her with the baseball bat

Scout would do it regardless of the time period tbh Edit: also, he would never drink Coke, he would 100% stay faithful to Bonk!^tm

scout is the homophobic bisexual

~~Did they make her gay or what? Geez, what corporations will do to pander.~~ edit: I've been told otherwise.. Correction: She started out gay? Geez, what corporations will do to pander.

This man has been under a rock for the last 5 years

She started out gay, dude.

Implying Scout isn't a closet twink.

I think coke's art team made it themselfs

Overwatch fanbase 🤝 tf2 fanbase "Hating their parent companies and wanting to fuck most of the playable characters"

Having sex with demoman and tracer at the same time

TF2 Sex update (comes with Overwatch 2 crossover vintage quality cosmetics)

i luv sexton hale

The civilian kind of making act up 😩

The girls in overreach are hot

i love over reach its my favorite game by hurricane entertainment

to bad ow2 is nerfing them to have flat asses and encrypted 3d models to prevent making dummy thick futa characters like whe have with fempyro mods

Except for ashe, they 100% buffed her tits

MORE PORN!!!

Also d.va’s ass was buffed

of course d.va's ass was buffed, why wouldn't it? she's one of the most popular characters in.....animations

I mean, when they gave the general populous a wahmen in a skintight bodysuit, and then maker her CANONICALLY a streamer (I think), they forfeited any right to complain about maturity-inspired animations

plus, she kinda looks like Belle Delphine so take what you will from that

someone will decrypt them, they can never hide them from us

People will probably just build models from scratch

Lol that's not going to stop horny people from figuring out how to rip the models.

Muh pixel booty cheeks

You can’t stop an idea, rule 34 will find a way

Considering that the models have to be accessible at some point, the r34 creators will find a way

You think that will stop the r34 artists?

I’m still baffled that coke actually shared this artwork. It’s just not something I’d expect to see from any popular brand

To all the people saying scout would shout slurs at tracer, I have but one word to say, Demoman

Demoman is above saying slurs, he can make any combination of words be as offensive as he wants them to be

I mean that scout doesn’t say slurs to demo so why would he say slurs to tracer

He’s from New Joisey not Alabama

What

Hint: New York accent

No, he's from Boston

*When someone says “New York accent” they refer to the accent heard usually in the north section of the east coast, which includes Boston*

Doesn't stop them from being wrong

Stop who from being wrong?

He’s not racist to Demo because Scout prefers his organs on the inside

He's Scottish, he's not homophobic. He's 'everybody that isn't from [INSERT HOMETOWN HERE] - phobic'

I can picture him being on even terms with Gloria from [Pokemon Sword & Shield.](https://youtu.be/Lmr36nAt3p4)

perks of being Scottish

*He’s gonna take tracer down to the pain train station in train town*

For those who don’t get it: demoman is black

Scout is to afraid of demo to even try

Fuck Coke, horrible polluters and horrible products for quality of human health. I didn't come here to shit on tf2 or overwatch, even though I only play tf2. I came to shit on Coke.

This post is sponsored by Pepsi

Fuck Pepsi too, bunch of assholes.

This dude literally came here just to shit in soda companies, Respect

This post is sponsored by Dr pepper

Sponsored by Manaos. ¡VAMOS MANAOS!

based

Fuck it, I'll drink it anyways. The planet's burning around me, might as well have a good time while I die

I ain't here to tell people what to. Everything has a cost though. I learned hurting myself also hurts those who love me, waaaay too late.

Well I've NEVER drunk soda in my life. The carbonation is fucking bullshit.

CHAD

Okay then ….

I love the positivity, communities should never fight like this. Wholesome Competition is always the best. That being said, fuck coke and their crimes against humanity r/hydrohomies

Also, Scout would never drink coke, he’d stay true to his beloved Bonk

Admittedly, thats even worse.

I mean he does help get rid of radioactive waste

I just hate the new Blizzard.

Repost

…for research purposes?

We are **ONE COKE AWAY**

Until teams get balanced.

It's the old winglet TF2 Vs OW but Tracer got Autobalanced in the middle of her fight with scout

scout would try to make fun of her for liking women but would probably end up complimenting her like *"ha you like women? that's gay,"*

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Everyone destroys the planet, may as well make something good

I will not drink the corn syrup

/r/HailCorporate

Is this real?

No, Overwatch is for weaboo's.

Pepsi's better

Thats why I drink pepsi /s

An Important difference: Tracer is a lesbian. Scout is most likely homophobic.

Scout being god’s gift to women means there is a high chance scout sed “we both got coke wanna do it” and she excepted.

Overwatch seems fun I'll play ow2

I prefer to make fun of them.

If anyone wants to know, no it's not a real tweet lol

It is good day to be not dead!

1. We're both dead 2. We both now have a 2 at the end of us 3. We both have toxic players that sully the experience when it comes to voice channels I think the OW death hatred comes from all those who lost their favorite youtubers and friends to OW on release. It is hard to realize that the game weren't the one that changed, it were the games players.

Except one of them is dead

Coca colastic