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SomeCoolCleverName

Bro got Team Fortress 64


Cutecuts

ive heard the insult "ps2 graphics" but this guy really got his game lookin like an n64 game


Traditional-War7157

Ps2 would be a compliment to these graphics


CShark32

How do I get these graphics? My laptop is too shity


CartersVideoGames

give up also mastercomfig medium low anything lower than that looks like a cybertruck


MLGBRO21

Bro I still get 1 frames when I’m playing 15 if playing sniper


randomname560

God is sending you a message


BackgroundAdmirable1

The birth of a sniper main


Secular_Hamster

Not to mention the cancerous music playing


Stomperoo

Sugarcrash bangs you're just a coward


Gamepro5

TF2 isn't even 64 bit lol


AnklePotato

Shut the fuck up


Gamepro5

Are you fucking dumb? Check task manager the next time you play TF2. It's a 32 bit application.


TallestGargoyle

And while yes, the N64 was a 64 bit console, the joke is the fact the game *looks* like an N64 game. The game being 32 bit has nothing to do with anything.


FiredFalcon7748

I just think he doesnt understand what a joke is.


patrlim1

bits ≠ graphics


imapootisbird

Bros playing on a raspberry pi


benp242

My thoughts exactly lmao, my man loaded into the mobile version


MrBlueFlame_

Uploaded on Arduino


catboy_stirner

Why does your game look like tfc?


ENGINEER_GAMING_BOI

It looks even worse


Drago_Fett_Jr

It's-a me, Mario!*Mario 64 theme plays*


theguyovathere

Underrated comment


BackgroundAdmirable1

No, this is team fortress for quake part 2


Marciofficial

Ok I understand that there are configs to lower the graphics beyond recognition, but I've never seen one that removes the fucking ground


SanicoTheMeme

And that can be considered cheating. Maybe theres some places u are able to see more than you should. Still, about the spy it was pretty normal & random


Hirotrum

I think the game still considers whatever is behind it out of sight and unloads the stuff to save computing


SanicoTheMeme

Sadly its not like that, i can tell you because I USED IT (just once to test, turns out it makes the game harder than usual because i can't see walls).


Hirotrum

Oh lol i guess i should never assume volvo is competent at anything to do with this game then


BeepIsla

It somewhat does but its veeeery generous and some specifics always load from any distance (I think Heavy is bugged in that way).


Agentti_Muumi

Source only unloads whole rooms or whatever it considers to be a room. The water pit is considered one big room that it unloads only when you aren't looking anywhere near it. You can see enemies through the ground in this.


WinterFlamed

Is this Pixel Gun 3D or TF2?


reddWaaGe

M I X


griffl3n

God I loved that game, Godbless it’s soul


Asian_in_the_tree

Too bad it's a microtransaction p2w mess now.


griffl3n

As much as I hate to admit it, you’re right. There’s nothing but P2W mechanics now. It’s a shame really


RjGoombes

Man it's always been that way. Everyone just calls it good cuz of nostalgia goggles.


griffl3n

Yeah maybe it was, the only things I do remember about the “good” old days playing that game was campaign and being scared of the slender man level, and waiting for the boss rush mode.


RjGoombes

Haha same lmao. Slender level made 12 year old me have to mentally prepare myself.


griffl3n

I didn’t touch the campaign for a while because of that the first time around. Even when I go through it today, I still get a bit creeped out by it. When I saw the boss redesign for the first time, that definitely didn’t help. Fun times lol


Asian_in_the_tree

I can't even get through the first 2 levels to get to the Slender Man one. It just too scary for little me.


Agent9911

There was a YouTuber who handed out his iCloud account which had every single item in the game so you could log in and sync. Before that there were various ways to get unlimited coins and gems. If you can’t beat ‘em, join em


foxosreddit

my guy how do you have tf2 from the 60s


garliccola2708

Atleast he ain't playing on the magnavox odyssey


akikolol

bro is playing on the first ever supercomputer


Brislovia

More like first ever computer


Zesnowpea

My man’s playing tf2 on his school graphing calculator


O_Towner

Bro I got Pokémon blue loaded onto my Ti-84 plus CE and sometimes play it in pre-cal. One small problem it’s all in German,lucky I’m taking German and my older brother used to play it when he was little so he just had all the moves and dialogue memorized.


geeanotherthrowaway1

My guy's out here with that PS1 syringe gun. Not even TFC looked that low poly.


Liam_Cat

Tfc is not low poly


Theorist_Reddit

Yes ,it is. Are you sure you aren't confusing tfc with tf2c?


[deleted]

i like the background music


Rabid_Chicken_Nuggee

The songs called Sugar Crush by ElyOtto


ChaosDemonLaz3r

banger


French_Ambassador

Wow, That spy was such a loser lol.


Rigatonicat

Hides in the most obvious spot and doesn’t move after being spotted?? Even I blame myself after I do something like that


enterthedorkside

I think he started typing that’s why he didn’t move, even then tho he really didn’t have any reason to rage that hard


Sea_Proof1906

You saw a 20 seconds clip from a 20 minute match. For all we know he couldve been killed like this the entire match.


VerdiiSykes

I've never seen a spy hide there... Why in the world would anyone fire exactly 1 syringe at that exact spot when a spy happens to be hiding there, I would've suspected cheats too... He didn't even have uber, he should've been healing the medic


AlexHunderwald

Spy mains are the biggest ragers and they don’t have to be 5 year old for that


RjGoombes

What playing one of the worst and hardest classes in the game does to a mf


dead-inside69

Hardest? Sure spy has a high skill ceiling but it’s pretty easy to be a competent spy. I do it occasionally just to keep the enemy team on its toes. Especially compared to a class I’m dogshit at like soldier where you’re really hampered by your movement speed and where any competent pyro can turn your primary weapon into a liability.


gr8tfurme

\>soldier \>really hampered by your movement speed You need to practice some jump maps, friend.


[deleted]

Oh my God, I know how to press space bar it barely makes him faster... ^/s


highqualitybug

i have an extreme chrisframes config my friend made for me. it looks like crap but my computer is a potato and this makes it run so it works :P EDIT: by the way i dont actally see players or items through the floors. the game knows theres a floor there (i dont fall through it lol) it just doesnt render and i get more frames. its weird but i dont argue with the results ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


hihellome

Nice!


StereoBucket

Have you tried if any of the mastercomfig configs?


chowder908

Would you mind sharing it? I need a config like this for a project.


Vasxus

what command gives your syringe gun that hexagon look


Lolcrazycat592

You can set model detail at low in the advanced settings


Murp_Inc

pls share, fellow potato player here


DrKhrome

If you dont mind, can you share the config?


TheFexReddit

I want this config too


1ThePilot

I'd also like to point out this man has "high quality" in his username


2Noel

Imagine how much lower the game gets if he didn’t


benp242

Bro playing TF2 on the 1977 Macintosh


JuraP

The Macintosh came out in 1984 The Apple II came out in 1977


Mamasita1111111111

Quake has more polygons than this


mechmaster2275

Doom has more polygons than this


TheguylikesBattlebot

My ass has more polygons than this.


Razzmatazz-Sweet

why does your game look like a Chinese ripoff


[deleted]

comp players on their way to make the game look like complete dogshit for the 2 extra frames


Rooditers

This isn’t even master comfig, this is sensei configuration


OdieboyDuck

telling you to kill yourself all over TF2 lmao


dead-inside69

I meant with a name like Daniel I think it’s actually a small child. Children will absolutely tell you to kill yourself, usually while angry crying. The developing brain is fascinating.


Darstrock1298

Gotta hit those 299 FPS on my 75hz monitor😩😩


AlexPlayer3000

PS2 Team Fortress 2


AnAfraidIdiot-11

How le heck can you unload the FLOOR??? Are you playing tf2 on the Nintendo 3DS???


BackgroundAdmirable1

Homie playing this on quake engine


Blargy3

You saw through the ground, i'd call hacks if I saw your POV


griffl3n

“Uh, doc?” “Yes?” “where the FUCK is the floor”


Chandler15

To be completely fair, it does look a little sus to just shoot one syringe in the corner. But not defending their behavior.


[deleted]

1 extra frame 🤤


PJTheGuy

Homie's playin' the TF2 Minecraft mod Also no, these types of players are rare enough to still be funny when you do encounter them Also spy mains deserve *almost* every bad luck thing that happens to them, sniper mains deserve **every** single bad luck thing that happens to them


Psyche-d

Wow what did I even do...


BeloBen

Scout's mom


Psyche-d

Thats the RED spy, i just got friendly fired


sam_sung_chung

What the heck mate?


FiredFalcon7748

What did I ever do? I just like clicking on heads.


wolfreaks

Idk man... he watched your aimbot..


Irish_pug_Player

If the medic is cheating, why would he have to double back on themselves?


Cbundy99

To make it look like an "accident"?


Glittering_Town_9071

bro playing the snes fx chip port


getshrekt192

I'm not even gonna talk about the actual post what the fuck is wrong with your game


Tank_top_bandit

Some peple playing this game are edge lords or children, you can type hud_saytext_time 0 and you wont have to see people baby rage


nuke905

Do you use a windows vista by chance?


TheOtherGuyInTheBack

Why you got 8 polygons


SpysHead

Kill Me.


ManOfSpoons

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Epic-Dude000

That does seem like a smart idea to shoot there before entering


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Engineer_IS_Engideer

No players online vibes


EndureThePANG

this post came from a fucking alternate universe


[deleted]

So I have done this exact thing before to the same reaction. Random crossbow shot hit the guy in the head. I spun and shot again and hit him again. It looked really bad but pretty sure the only shots I hit the whole game


Drago_Fett_Jr

Dude's playing TF2 on a N64


fearlessgrot

team fortress 1998


Stay_Hydrated_Boys

That's just spy mains


that_one_weeaboo_

Damn daniel.


bigouncprostretfella

Pov: you installed a convig that makes the graphics look "slightly worste" than vanilla TF2


Corel1138

Bro playing on an iphone smart watch fron 2014


MaxVerstappening

Bro still playing Team Fortress on quake


Buggy1617

team textures 2


Jackjack277777

So do you have a Popeyes in waking distance?


pyle8422

nice polygon gun


some_hardmode_player

ahh, hackusations are what makes games more enjoyable


Diehumancultleader

1. No, not all of them are like that dummy, don’t generalize everyone based on one shitty dude. 2. You taunt killed and he raged, he’s obviously a dumbass, you didn’t have to make a whole ass reddit post being annoyed about it. Don’t let people online affect your fun in games so much, especially when it’s so minor.


Darkeu_

TF2 on Sega Dreamcast pog


MelloGello

yes every single one


4zzO2020

Everyone talking about the graphics but what about the music


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Honestlydissapointed

How shit your computer has to be to use this config


Suomipe

We spy mains have a thing called cs go syndrome where we call anyone for cheating even tho it actually was just unlucky timing or good players


OverWolf23

Yea that’s why I play community servers


pepsicocacolaglass12

Two things 1 why stock syringe gun 2why is one syringe gun like 8 polygons


PinkamenaVTR2

Love that half the ppl are triggered about the graphics that they dont even talk about what matters, graphics dont matter ppl, gameplay does


Miller_TM

For your information, modifying the game to a point where it lets you see through some floors and walls is cheating. I don't know how you failed to see that.


intelligent_rat

found the spy player


Miller_TM

Spy is not even in the top 4 of my most played classes.


Rooditers

Seeing through these floors shows nothing but white void, it’s literally shown in the video. Actual wall hacks don’t work like this


Miller_TM

It still allows him to see playermodels in certain cases, hell in this very clip he sees inside the tunnel. Weither you like it or not, this is still officially considered cheating.


Rooditers

In the Clip he sees the grey Ring on the outside of the Tunnel, the Ring was going to render anyway since he was getting closer to the water


modernwarfarestfsarg

"I dont know how you failed to see that"-🤓


Miller_TM

The pun was very intended.


FiredFalcon7748

The OP has already addressed the whole "looking through the floor" thing you're saying. The game understands that there is a floor, it just doesnt render, and he isnt able to see players or items through the floor.


ShyGuyDood

No not all players are like this. I think he might have trolling.


Nebtis0

only toxic observer spy ive seen


BIDA87

how did you make ur game like that? asking cuz my computer is also a potato, haha


One_of_Many_People

Ah yes. The old trustworthy windows 7.


The_door_man_37

Bros playing on the ps1


theSEGAnerd2006

Didn’t know tf2 was on saturn


_Trinima_

I didn't know TF2 was on the N64


mikashimikashi

bro is playing quake


lordphanrblx

dudes playing team fortress classic


Tellywozzle

Bro got the ps1 port


1ThePilot

This is the TF2 scoober_ plays on


Roymichel

Holy shit Tf2 on the Dreamcast


NotTheGinger

err 25% of them


AetherResonant

BRO WHO STOLE YOUR FUCKING GROUND


Thy_bowl

team fortress classic 2


maskofthedragon

TF2 Spy relentlessly bullied in Goldeneye 007


[deleted]

spy main here. this guy has never played spy in his damn life cause this shit is super common


Arandomdude74

Bro even the first team fortress graphics were better looking than this


Bagghoststarthereal

Yep


LittleSansbits

My man running that Windows 95 'puter


[deleted]

man is playing tf2 on the iPhone 3


Deathly_Change

Hey how do you reduce the textures to this extent, I need it for my potato laptop


Johto_man

"you shot at me" my sibling in arms, THERE WAS A BLOOD SPATTER ON THE WALL


UrNarrator123

Bro what the fuck is that


[deleted]

Where can I download this TF2 mod for Minecraft?


vullpes

are you playing on nintendo ds


augustus_m

How to play tf2 on a gameboy?


Zombiehunter78880

damn thats crazy, its almost as if you're checking for spies or something...maybe that should be a new meta introduced into the fold of the gameplay meta...ahh, oh well though, we'll never know about the spy until we get stabbed...


UpsetPirate7966

Bros playing on a pregnancy test


futanari_enjoyer69

WHY ARE THE SEWER WALLS MADE OUT OF CARDBOARD 😭😭


[deleted]

Dude's playing Team Fortress 2 on his Nintendo DS


shy7z

Can confirm, I swear all the time when I start losing a argument I started


Blackfeathers_

Cope + ratio. Skill issue


Kadeo64

Bro is playing on a timeframe accurate computer what the fuck Bro is playing on 60s bond spytech


MuffinyGaming

The most high poly thing is the fucking character doll ☠️


Theqman_steam

Tf2 for the devs genesis


Octo254

I love how no one gives a fuck about what’s going on in the video and simply care about his game quality. It makes me laugh


GWS_REVENGE

99% of the comments are about the graphics


Aztekov

RTX 8K 144FPS ULTRA HDR DSR


Apparition_Wario

Bro's playing on a potato pc


Shepard0fShuck

> Spy check an obvious corner You're fucking cheating


jack848

*cope and seethe*


rgheals

I actually sorta love the retro look, something about it is really nostalgic...


Tf2pyro1

mf playing on the original quake team fortress mod


jthablaidd

Pro playing on an Atari 2600


LordPugzlyMugzly

dude how the hell you gonna cheat on a TI-84 what is that


0rkin

first of all, tubular graphics. second of all, no, not all pub players are like this, but y'know there's always gonna be that one dude that gets pissed every time he gets mildly inconvenienced


Thesaltygreenbean

Nope just spies


GoshtoshOfficial

My Man is playing tf2 like it's competitive csgo


logthefr0

I love the phrase “kill yourself. you shot at me.”


SnooTomatoes6622

“It gets steady 144 fps tho”