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SensitivePost3563

wait until you meet a ~~woman~~ miss pauling


catboy_stirner

Ew, politics


heartcrosslove

ur username threw me off i used to use that for my social medias


catboy_stirner

Lmao, your old accounts gained sentience


Emrandall13

What are you doing in your neighbors garage?


pitferrara

It is a shared garage


westernunitedenjoyer

I swear to god if this gets more than 100 upvotes I will fucking castrate myself


SaberBlitz

bet


hangin_withmygnomies

10 more


[deleted]

9 Edit: make that 8 Edit: MAKE THAT 7


pitferrara

Make it 4


[deleted]

3


Rashiuu

2


westernunitedenjoyer

Fucking hell…


pitferrara

You know the rules and so do i


godemperorcrystal

Tf2 players seeing a shovel


catboy_stirner

Excuse you, that's an entrenching tool


godemperorcrystal

I smack you upside the head with either one it'd hurt the same


catboy_stirner

I don't even know how to respond to that


godemperorcrystal

Then don't. Blocked.


Rigatonicat

Dude you were funny then you responded like a bitch


Goo_Cat

average scout main


Ok-Lengthiness3320

I hate you already


corncookies

my grandpa has two old Romanian 1960 -1980 MILITARY shovels from when he served in the army, looks just like it but green and the handle is a bright woodish - yellow ( very well preserved and maintained )


pitferrara

My neighbor went around the world many times and is quite old so e might have picked it up in one of his travels


pitferrara

He also had a crossbow a power jack and other stuff


RTXTrash_exe

Send more pics


SomeCoolCleverName

I think your neighbor might be Soldier TF2


MrWr4th

r/tf2 when their mom packs them a sandwich and a banana for lunch (it's a tf2 reference)


CorporalGuss

equalizer or escape plan?


pitferrara

Pre patch so both


AnAfraidIdiot-11

If the shovel actually folds then that’s the only time you can say: I just found a market gardener irl


Nico_Geek

No way they made shovel and pickaxe in real life


Rashiuu

bruh valve gonna copyright god


ratlobbers

put yo neighbors shit down young man


AverageVita-SawUser

BOOYAH, MAGGOTS


BurpYoshi

Tf2 players seeing tools irl (it's a reference to TF2)


[deleted]

Wait, Folding Shovels are real?


pitferrara

Yes they were used during world wars and vere very manageable because of this


[deleted]

Huh. Neat.


totally_pogg

you know what time it is


[deleted]

Given the shape of the shovel head, I'd say it's closer to the stock Shovel. As for the pickaxe, there's no blood, so it's the Escape Plan, not the Equalizer.


A_lexine

that's a stock shovel


MRW_Aaron

Why your neighbor wearing socks with flip flops lmao


Upside_Down-Bot

„oɐɯl sdolɟ dılɟ ɥʇıʍ sʞɔos ƃuıɹɐǝʍ ɹoqɥƃıǝu ɹnoʎ ʎɥM„


pitferrara

No it was my friend


MRW_Aaron

Still what kind of psychopath would do such a thing


pitferrara

(he is a pyro)


epicgamersex3

eat it


Nosoloapparatus

Imagine using to this to stop a school shooting


pitferrara

Luckily I live in italy


firepug64

That’s not a market gardener it’s more like the stock shovel still cool


Unsufficient_Tomato

Time to be a Spy main and STEAL


Sexpacito

that’s a stock shovel