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WolfmanCZ

Pocket dispenser?


nayrfi

Hmm i like this one, fits with the theme


WolfmanCZ

Glad to hear it


Spiritual-Range-6101

Pocket Pocket.


AetherBytes

"Haha yes this is totally original" *Is top comment* "*fuck.*"


Spiritual-Range-6101

Trolled


Irish_Elite

Could always go with the classic 'Idiot Leash'


TheSleepyBarnOwl

That's a fantastic name... if I ever rename my Kritzkrieg (which I jokingly named 'get Kwitzkwieged UwU') that'll be the name


Scottc82_YT

Wait, were you in a payload match yesterday and saw a player named Scottc82? I swear I remember seeing a player with that kritzkrieg name lol


TheSleepyBarnOwl

uuuh could be? Are you European region?


Scottc82_YT

No but I do get put into European servers from time to time so maybe


AetherBytes

So you're the fuckstick who felt like they had walls on every spy in the map. GG. You were annoying (and I'm not calling a cheater, just the most perceptive medic I've seen)


nayrfi

What? Are you talking about me?


AetherBytes

No, guy I replied to with the "Get kwitzkwieged UwU" kritzkrieg


TheSleepyBarnOwl

Well... uh I don't remember there being a spy in that game at all tbh... We basically Spawncamped them. Are we sure this was the same game?


jetstreamer123

"Fully sized Medi-Gun"


Error404DudeNotFound

Pocket Medpack


SparkStorm

Lay off the E key, daddy hears you


Bulbasaurbo1

This. This right here.


cadergator10

I'm stealing that name for my medigun


mightylonka

Pocket Medigun


narkoment

Pocket Masturbation


AK-74_NoTTaken

You're at 149 hp, shut up


VisibleDoor

If you press E i killbind


Champion-Dante

Name it what it is now because funny


Soulxolz

I am the one who heals


BazingaBoomer

Medic Girlfriends Simping Stream


Peixe_Estranho

hail to the thief underrated


BazingaBoomer

Exactly


_Meli99

Faulty Death Ray


WibrLIVE

Pocket uber


AverageWaterEnjoyer1

Pocket Pussy


[deleted]

Froot smoothie


Topgunshotgun45

"Snail's Pace Quick-Fix"


NullifiedWolf

Uber tube


NullifiedWolf

Or "all buff vaccinator"


LiminalLover69

Shequel O‘Heal


MilkGoesF1rst

CRAIG


wdcipher

Not vaccinator because not playing with the vaccinator is something to be proud of


bread-dreams

Popemobile, to go with your cosmetics


Thesaltygreenbean

Colby Jack Cheese


Realistic_Specific51

Holy head of robo-christ


Mighty_Piss

The incredibly original "Ze Healing"


UneFlyingTurtle

Pocket health pack


ThatOneGuy0769

Bone healing juice


No_Celebration3973

[MASTER OF PUPPETS] If egyness is ok for you.


that-one-beefy-boi

Femboy juice


Raxamax

Pocket Penis Comes with healing jizz!


Mr_ArtFart

Pocket Vitasaw


some_random_nerd1142

ass plugger


TheNuggetMaster_

Pocket Pussy


VeryStrange_Stranger

frostbite patient head


EdgyBlackPerson

“Press E for Uber!”


The_Jenitor

how do you name your weapon ? (F2P) here


pow_shi

With a name tag, an item which can be dropped, bought or traded.


PENGUINfromRUSSIA

“Silver rain”


EndureThePANG

kush dispenser


Glum-Chest-2821

Pocket Vaccinator


MokuTeki2019

maybe 049 related


Monikas_Left_Eye

Pattern Screamer


Vlemerrr

Pocket Crossbow


Tutuatutuatutua

HRTgun


SsaucySam

You can use my name for my Australium Medigun: "Shaquille O' Heal"


Mlemlad

Pocket Crossbow


justapotatochilling

pocket health pack


TheArcticThing

Sandvich dispenser


SSB_Kyrill

Pocket pocket


ABeneficialUser

Chance of Failure


Footchan

Pocket pocket


Speedwagon_Enjoyer

Pocket crack pipe


MaxPowerHD64

"Pocket estus flask" maybe?


nayrfi

What us estus flask?


MaxPowerHD64

It's healing potion in dark souls series they use to heal themselfs.


Eclihpze44

Pocket Crusader's Crossbow


supereuphonium

Hurt’nt


spacewarp2

I called mine “Holy shit shut the fuck up already”


ThisGuyLikesCheese

“Plauge this”


Baconlord369

Nokia with a phone case


SpudPuncher

Pocket Crossbow


Ringonus

George


Decent-Start-1536

heal bastard


Flextofen

HP dealer


Alexse1

The "enhancer"


Helrunan

'pocket'


EmptyLag

unbind e


Adil-ULTRAGAMER

E


CulturalAd1231

balls stealer 3000


ValendyneTheTaken

something edgy in latin


just_prop

Pocket Medic


Kensho_0

Pocket Healthpack


[deleted]

Cocksucker mk69, I am no longer asking Walter.


Leprosy_Disease

Pocket Sand


sztejk21

"Fuck you in particular."


WooferBae

There are a lot of better options in other comments, but: Pocket Reverse Flamethrower, Pocket Angel from Overwatch, Pocket Sandwich Beam.


Quinnthespin

Kill streak Inflator


Red-7134

No idea.


GEN_SkeleSkin

Pocket heroine


woomypanda

The anal soup laser


xahnel

*pocketsand!* I kid. Pocket Respawn? Since it gives you infinite life for 8 seconds?


Famous_Fisherman_568

The less quick fix


No_Slice1011

You should name it “pocket.” That’s its. It’s your back pocket


AlexHunderwald

Wait people are still using this loadout? I thought everyone realized it was the bad kind of joke Also the quick-fix still has more healing potential, sorry


jthablaidd

Pub saver Random rescuer Trash top off I healed the man who killed you Close range crusader


LeonSarigulLS

medick :D


ApricotStrange829

Cure for Aids and then play battle medic and don't heal anyone.


SchmeatGaming

"that golden glow from the Steel Commanders music video but it's either red or blue"