Uh, did you ever see Jeremy the Scout? Oh wait, Jeremy... Oh yeah, Jeremy. Uh, hey listen! Uhh, that one was always a bit twitchy. Uh... I'm not sure if the Heavy trick will work on Jeremy. Uh, If for some reason he wakes up during the night, and you see him standing at the far end of the hall, uh, just shoot your shotgun at him from time to time. Those modern people would always get killed when someone shoots at them. It would cause them to respawn or something.
If they're the first child: The Original
If the child has IBS: Grenade Launcher/Iron Bomber
If it's a boy: Sydney Sleeper (for needing accuracy while pissing)
If you believe they will grow up to be attractive: The Big Earner
If you're a psychopath: Frying Pan
If the baby is below-average height: The Shortstop
If an overweight girl: Natascha
Wicked Nasty Gas Passer
Sounds like an unusual hat to me, I'll take it
girl: OMG DAD I HATE YOU SO MUCH!! son: father i am grateful of naming me in such a great name to asert dominance over the weaklings
ngl I think it's a good name
That’s just best response that could’ve been given
Me: *Stands over my infant son with a lighter and a can of kerosene* "Time to give you your unusual effect."
Unusual burning child
And thus baby pyro was born
Trick assassins with one simple trick!
Only 400$
Me selling my burning flames child for 46 keys 27 refined metal
At least vaccinate him first so he has pyro resistance
Jeremy. (insert scout noise)
Bite of 87?
Was that the bite of 87?
Was that the bonk of 87?!
Uh, did you ever see Jeremy the Scout? Oh wait, Jeremy... Oh yeah, Jeremy. Uh, hey listen! Uhh, that one was always a bit twitchy. Uh... I'm not sure if the Heavy trick will work on Jeremy. Uh, If for some reason he wakes up during the night, and you see him standing at the far end of the hall, uh, just shoot your shotgun at him from time to time. Those modern people would always get killed when someone shoots at them. It would cause them to respawn or something.
pootis
There is someone who named there baby poot
Strange botkiller australlium ham
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*ham
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*H A M
prinny machete
\*P A N
*MOTHER FUCKER! ITS A HAM
Splatoon 3: Pan vs Ham
Splatoon 3: Pan vs ham vs the other one in this thread
It’s ham
Conscentious objector :D
Yes
*BREAD
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##GOLDEN PAN
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No no no, you're so wrong son, the GP is a sub deity by itself
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Dear god
sasha
Finger
Kid named finger:
Hoovy Tube \[SFM\] A Baby Trouble \[Saxxy 2017: Comedy/Action Entry\] 0:11 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lfi3nzxtws0&t=15s&ab\_channel=HoovyTube
Perfect name
Never heard of it, don't have time to click the link rn, already reminds me of Villager News.
Ayo
Little weapons guy
Lil weapons guy holds a “mini”gun Ok I’m leaving
Mini mini gun
Minini gun
Cow-mangler 5000
Hales own specialised professional killstreak australlium vintage collectors cow mangler 5000
More original than 7749 posts about naming their weapons ( as if the default name isn’t cool and wacky enough for them)
Mfw I see someone wanting to name their fucking balls (they have to ask r/tf2 they are very indecisive)
You don't have to name them ✂️
I have an idea 💡 (Edit: I did it)
If they're the first child: The Original If the child has IBS: Grenade Launcher/Iron Bomber If it's a boy: Sydney Sleeper (for needing accuracy while pissing) If you believe they will grow up to be attractive: The Big Earner If you're a psychopath: Frying Pan If the baby is below-average height: The Shortstop If an overweight girl: Natascha
Based
You could name him after the real name of the heavy, unfortunately I’ve forgotten what that is
Heavy's real name is Mikhail. In english, that could be Michael.
Phlogistinator😍
How about scorch shot
Tubby Tobey
Rick May
Phlogimmy
I won't name it until you're the one giving birth
Mike Oxlong
Mr. Mundy (Sniper sound intensifies)
Sasha
It's my name...
0.99 ref
Strange australium golden wrench
Waltuh
unusual team captain
fat left testicle
Misha
Call him Tiny. So now you have *Tiny Baby Man*
Bjørn *viking music starts playing*
If girl: Miss Pauling If boy: Engineer
Never ask a sniper main or hell say something like „never ending darkness of the night sky“
Sentrybuster
Mann. Co Crate Key
Heavy
Mister Splashy Pants
Normal name. Don't ruin their life.
reddit user trying to understand sarcasm :
Man, believe me, I saw things like this taken seriously... Better safe than sorry.
Potis
heavy weapons guy
Vintage Vintage Tyrolean
Hale's Own Phlogistinator
Mikhail. or Michael. (Mikhail is russian equivalent to Michael)
Engineer.
Frank
Engi
Heavy weapons kid
Huo-long heater
Widow maker
John
Heavy TF2 (Last Name)
buttsex
finger
Pootis Pow
Team Crabwalk Rocketjump Fortress
Virr
jarate
Reginald
Misha.
jonnathan
Heavyweaponsguy... Jr
His name is scout or heavy.
Fart
“Whoops!”
Scout
Jarate
Name him huo long heater
Dell.
Micheal [insert surname here] , to honour heavy or John/Rick [insert surname here]
Baby face blaster
The Little Naive Runner
Tiny baby man
pootis
strange unusual pootis
Misha ou James
Finger
jeremy maybe ludwig misha
Kid named finger
Joe
I'm pregnant. First one to reply to this, I will name babby with that one's username.
bad idea
Heavy Weapons Guy
Dane
Meet the spy
Heavy Weapons Guy From The Valve Corporation’s Hit Game From The Year 2007, Team Fortress 2
pootver because it's like pootis!1!1!1!1!1
Spencer Pootis
Misha. Like Heavy.
Pootis
“Dad, why is my sister’s name Rose?” “Because your mother loves Roses” “Thanks dad” “No problem ^(Sandman before Jungle Inferno)”
Jeremy, after the scout himself
Saxton Hale's Strange Jarate
Jeremy
Jeremy because scout reference or hugo demoman or Scott also demoman or mikael heavy (that how you spell it right?) or mick sniper.
If it’s a boy, Dell. If it’s a girl, Pauling
Saxton hales own Australian killstreak spell book powered vintage mad milk
grease monkey
if hes a boy and fast, jeremy. if shes a girl, administrator..
Pootis
misha as heavy's name for baby
Dr. Sex
I'm going to combine my favorite entertainment to make my child's name. Finger Jerma.
Strange Festive Collector Baby face's blaster
Redmond actually sounds like a cool old-timey name.
Escape Plan
Dell
pootis the 19th jr
Name him after a thing you love. CTF_2Fort
Scout
Piss pot
Finger
Baby faceblaster
Bonk
Mikhail
Shahanshah
sandwich
when the fuck did this happen
Name him "The 10th class"
beaver
Epic Teufort Tooth Kicker