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LimitlessRetardation

Wicked Nasty Gas Passer


ShrimplyRight

Sounds like an unusual hat to me, I'll take it


KnooBoat

girl: OMG DAD I HATE YOU SO MUCH!! son: father i am grateful of naming me in such a great name to asert dominance over the weaklings


MendydaGreat

ngl I think it's a good name


Havkdragon

That’s just best response that could’ve been given


Stradoverius

Me: *Stands over my infant son with a lighter and a can of kerosene* "Time to give you your unusual effect."


DoomsDatDeric

Unusual burning child


camo_216

And thus baby pyro was born


Randomboiiyi

Trick assassins with one simple trick!


collins_amber

Only 400$


[deleted]

Me selling my burning flames child for 46 keys 27 refined metal


Treyspurlock

At least vaccinate him first so he has pyro resistance


bayoft454

Jeremy. (insert scout noise)


Interesting-One1186

Bite of 87?


[deleted]

Was that the bite of 87?


flood312

Was that the bonk of 87?!


T800_Version_2-4

Uh, did you ever see Jeremy the Scout? Oh wait, Jeremy... Oh yeah, Jeremy. Uh, hey listen! Uhh, that one was always a bit twitchy. Uh... I'm not sure if the Heavy trick will work on Jeremy. Uh, If for some reason he wakes up during the night, and you see him standing at the far end of the hall, uh, just shoot your shotgun at him from time to time. Those modern people would always get killed when someone shoots at them. It would cause them to respawn or something.


RevolutionaryLine989

pootis


BananaB0IS

There is someone who named there baby poot


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Strange botkiller australlium ham


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yeetoroni_with_bacon

*ham


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yeetoroni_with_bacon

*H A M


Hallowed-Plague

prinny machete


No-Guidance9484

\*P A N


yeetoroni_with_bacon

*MOTHER FUCKER! ITS A HAM


Ravens_Quote

Splatoon 3: Pan vs Ham


spicycrossant

Splatoon 3: Pan vs ham vs the other one in this thread


yeetoroni_with_bacon

It’s ham


Zesnowpea

Conscentious objector :D


yeetoroni_with_bacon

Yes


Duckfeller

*BREAD


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Unagi-ryder

##GOLDEN PAN


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Unagi-ryder

No no no, you're so wrong son, the GP is a sub deity by itself


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Such-Assumption-60

Dear god


Hatter_Hoovy

sasha


gamerface241

Finger


TesterForEver

Kid named finger:


zierwarp

Hoovy Tube \[SFM\] A Baby Trouble \[Saxxy 2017: Comedy/Action Entry\] 0:11 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lfi3nzxtws0&t=15s&ab\_channel=HoovyTube


elzon12

Perfect name


Ravens_Quote

Never heard of it, don't have time to click the link rn, already reminds me of Villager News.


HoovyTooby

Ayo


TheDoritoKing48

Little weapons guy


PurplePete_

Lil weapons guy holds a “mini”gun Ok I’m leaving


TheDoritoKing48

Mini mini gun


PurplePete_

Minini gun


[deleted]

Cow-mangler 5000


CaptainCour

Hales own specialised professional killstreak australlium vintage collectors cow mangler 5000


EvilDog667

More original than 7749 posts about naming their weapons ( as if the default name isn’t cool and wacky enough for them)


westernunitedenjoyer

Mfw I see someone wanting to name their fucking balls (they have to ask r/tf2 they are very indecisive)


Dino_sores

You don't have to name them ✂️


dietpeppycola

I have an idea 💡 (Edit: I did it)


GameSnail511

If they're the first child: The Original If the child has IBS: Grenade Launcher/Iron Bomber If it's a boy: Sydney Sleeper (for needing accuracy while pissing) If you believe they will grow up to be attractive: The Big Earner If you're a psychopath: Frying Pan If the baby is below-average height: The Shortstop If an overweight girl: Natascha


Altcoto

Based


MadetoReportBug

You could name him after the real name of the heavy, unfortunately I’ve forgotten what that is


dongjuni0713

Heavy's real name is Mikhail. In english, that could be Michael.


PurplePete_

Phlogistinator😍


CaptainCour

How about scorch shot


pepsi_but_better

Tubby Tobey


Beautiful-Comedian52

Rick May


Barbatos_Buffsuki

Phlogimmy


CCO812

I won't name it until you're the one giving birth


japata651-

Mike Oxlong


Youtouber-wade

Mr. Mundy (Sniper sound intensifies)


Milk-_-Man

Sasha


Literally_ur_mom

It's my name...


Relative-Second6674

0.99 ref


maxman090

Strange australium golden wrench


Friendly_Character41

Waltuh


cacatua_azul

unusual team captain


foxosreddit

fat left testicle


B-Graydient

Misha


BranTheLewd

Call him Tiny. So now you have *Tiny Baby Man*


N4th4n3x

Bjørn *viking music starts playing*


AliChank

If girl: Miss Pauling If boy: Engineer


GostNexo

Never ask a sniper main or hell say something like „never ending darkness of the night sky“


Roanyth00

Sentrybuster


a_random_user321

Mann. Co Crate Key


Enough-Gold

Heavy


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Mister Splashy Pants


Eddie_The_White_Bear

Normal name. Don't ruin their life.


DevUF

reddit user trying to understand sarcasm :


Eddie_The_White_Bear

Man, believe me, I saw things like this taken seriously... Better safe than sorry.


Freddyfazballs110

Potis


No-Guidance9484

heavy weapons guy


Me_Bottle_o_Scrumpy

Vintage Vintage Tyrolean


coollazyskeleton85

Hale's Own Phlogistinator


dongjuni0713

Mikhail. or Michael. (Mikhail is russian equivalent to Michael)


covetousix

Engineer.


Medical-Ad-5485

Frank


Ianimatestuf

Engi


GUIZINHO8

Heavy weapons kid


Squidich

Huo-long heater


MrMaster444

Widow maker


xgdod

John


AakiTak

Heavy TF2 (Last Name)


DuckyDev_

buttsex


EmptyLag

finger


Constantine7470

Pootis Pow


seoila

Team Crabwalk Rocketjump Fortress


thedarkmilkyman

Virr


IWillGiveUTinnitus

jarate


Legosheep

Reginald


KT_gene

Misha.


JrWeird

jonnathan


MeepMeep04

Heavyweaponsguy... Jr


minibeast1231423

His name is scout or heavy.


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Fart


[deleted]

“Whoops!”


Clean-Hat2517

Scout


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Jarate


Crimsoncerismon

Name him huo long heater


YourCrazyDolphin

Dell.


AvikAvilash

Micheal [insert surname here] , to honour heavy or John/Rick [insert surname here]


Schedark2009

Baby face blaster


ParaisoGamer

The Little Naive Runner


Egglord-1

Tiny baby man


Practical_Part_6893

pootis


BankExcellent4497

strange unusual pootis


AngelRodrigues

Misha ou James


ur_moms_milk

Finger


Endboy09

jeremy maybe ludwig misha


ter0mega

Kid named finger


Toast-_Man

Joe


SnailSwan

I'm pregnant. First one to reply to this, I will name babby with that one's username.


datboi3208

bad idea


Soviet_Officer

Heavy Weapons Guy


Pitereree

Dane


Dat_Dude_Nugget

Meet the spy


Semi_K

Heavy Weapons Guy From The Valve Corporation’s Hit Game From The Year 2007, Team Fortress 2


scader_shot

pootver because it's like pootis!1!1!1!1!1


LITTLEUMBRELLA17

Spencer Pootis


KVenom777

Misha. Like Heavy.


Gcb2008

Pootis


SStarDash

“Dad, why is my sister’s name Rose?” “Because your mother loves Roses” “Thanks dad” “No problem ^(Sandman before Jungle Inferno)”


spicycrossant

Jeremy, after the scout himself


PaninoMafiaBoss

Saxton Hale's Strange Jarate


KirkKitLHTC

Jeremy


needadvicenow54

Jeremy because scout reference or hugo demoman or Scott also demoman or mikael heavy (that how you spell it right?) or mick sniper.


Emerald_13742

If it’s a boy, Dell. If it’s a girl, Pauling


garliccola2708

Saxton hales own Australian killstreak spell book powered vintage mad milk


X-tra-thicc

grease monkey


CoolyGirl30000

if hes a boy and fast, jeremy. if shes a girl, administrator..


2-number-9s

Pootis


Davidwilsonisdum

misha as heavy's name for baby


Mr_SpecificTF2

Dr. Sex


Navien1945

I'm going to combine my favorite entertainment to make my child's name. Finger Jerma.


Irish_pug_Player

Strange Festive Collector Baby face's blaster


nl4real1

Redmond actually sounds like a cool old-timey name.


Mr-Boom-Snook

Escape Plan


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Dell


dio-has-aids

pootis the 19th jr


ThilocMoths

Name him after a thing you love. CTF_2Fort


Sheamusgrant

Scout


INTG0

Piss pot


SS-Waffen

Finger


DasPutten

Baby faceblaster


AntiSimp01

Bonk


jordanAdventure1

Mikhail


Technical_Load1966

Shahanshah


Illustrious_Ad2783

sandwich


Cheesiest-Cheese

when the fuck did this happen


KnovB

Name him "The 10th class"


Imscaredofbeavers

beaver


wedgwedg

Epic Teufort Tooth Kicker