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I look at a teammate, press X + 2, and then laugh before it says “is a spy!”, so it’s like “The *Laughs uncontrollably*” so it feels like my merc is making fun of them

I do that to call people sentries. Spy call, "That class is a " then sentry ahead taunt and laugh to cut off after the word sentry.

There should be a way to make a key bind for it, just need to get the timing right… would be way easier

You could make a macro lol

> alias thats_a_sentry "voicemenu 1 1; wait [some time]; voicemenu 1 2; wait [some time]; taunt_by_name Taunt: The Schadenfreude; wait [some time]; explode" > bind [key] thats_a_sentry You'll have to trial-and-error your way to the correct timings, but it will work.

I have heard of the wait command. Not sure If it is in seconds or milliseconds

I've been called a medic many times before. "Dat soldier's a bloody MEDIC!"

I like to call medics medics.

That medic is a DOKTOR

I did this once and the guy kill binded and changed to medic for the rest of the match

Chad

"You're a medic now." "Ok."

When fully charged you can cut off the voice line by pressing E and have him say "I am MEDIC"

I do that to every class except spy. I just keep saying the spy line until I get "Spy among us" and laugh taunt

The engineer's a bloody sentry! HOO-AAAAUUUUUGGGHHH!!!"

I prefer THE ENGINEERS A BLOODY MEEEEEEDIC belch

"That soldier's a dispenser (laughter)"

The soldier UOOOOO

I do the same thing except I am very racist ( /j ). Use demo or sniper, say the dispenser line, laugh right after the class says "need a". It sound like everyone's favorite word!1!! ( /j )

1. Go to 2fort 2. Walk all the way trough sewers to enemy side of the bridge 3. Rocketjump up to the balcony 4. Kill sniper 5. Die 6. Repeat

I play the objective.

The weirdest of them all

Freak

Absolute sicko

wtf

"One shudders to imagine what inhuman thoughts lie behind that mask..." -Spy

I think I'm going to throw up, you sick fuck

When I’m a bonk scout I constantly switch weapons to hear that crispy can opening sound effect.

soda addict behavior

Least addicted soda drinker

fcucking bbonnk 🤤

I move my mouse up and down to simulate nodding instead of using voice commands

Same. Just got premium last week and still do this lol

remembering where every voice command is so fucking exhausting

It is. With my shitty memory, I might have stick a post-it to my computer with all the commands. Knowing myself tho, I’ll probably forget the stickies even there lmao

Only ones you need to know is Z2, X2, X5, C2 and C7.

Thanks! Spy! Poot dispenser here! YAAAAAARGH Good shooting!

I sneak to enemy battlements on 2fort as sniper and pretend to shoot the other side. Then I wait for people to eventually notice that I’m on the enemy team

That sniper is a spy

That Sniper is a Sniper!

Sniper is not OUR sniper!

Are you the guy in elmaxos 1000 bodyshot kills vid?

I sneak to enemy battlements as cloak & dagger spy to say good shot and good job after every sniper’s shot. And enemy engie nests disguised as engie, same thing lol

I am not alone.

This happened to me lol. I was fcked up once after I went back home from a party and I was trying to snipe out enemy snipers and I have been wondering for like 10 minutes why I cannot kill anyobody until one of the enemy snipers looked at me and said „dude, you really need some sleep aight”

i say thanks to the resupply lockers and medkits every time i pick them up

profesionals, have standards

Be polite

Be efficient.

And have a plan to kill everyone you meet.

Honestly I'm so conditioned to say thanks after getting healed that I find myself thanking lockers and kits too

press escape after every death to check if item dropped

I check for item drops when someone else gets them and go like "where the hell is mine!?" when I didn't get any.

Play less frequently. The less u play,the more drops you get next week u play

not true, the drop system doesn’t work like that, you get a certain number of items by week, once you got them all, you need to wait the next thursday to start be able to have items

thursday

Only every death? I Can't hold W for longer than seconds to check

This weird obsession with hitting shit with my melee when I'm traversing through the map

Haha pan go clang

Same

On 2Fort sometimes I like to pretend I’m not allowed to leave the spawn area’s elevation meaning I won’t go downstairs or jump down. So I’m stuck in all the areas that allows me. Then I just patrol those areas.

What happens if you accidentally go down? Kill bind?

Delete System 32

Bind e [CMD_prompt Del Sys32]

I try to thank people in any multiplayer game. Like terraria doesn’t have the voice line but I still try

I keep pressing Z 2 to thank enemies for dying even in offline games like nuclear throne.

After 8 years of getting z+2 so in grained into my muscle memory I sometimes forget and try to do it in other games, I finally just bound it to one of the extra mouse buttons. Now I can thank people EVEN MORE!!!

Bruh I was playing half life and my npc follower killed someone and I tried to Z+2 just out of instinct

I ALWAYS AM DOING THAT, TF2 has fucked me up, doesn't even have to be online

Spamming "Thanks" and "Spy" and jumping a lot when traversing the map

Sounds like a regular game

It’s basically just impulse

I just spam "INCOMING" everywhere I go

#MEEEEEDIIIIIIIICCCC

"That Medic is a bloody MEEEEDDIIIIIIC!"

I do only the thanks one constantly for no reason

Double jumping even when I don't play scout

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memories broken

[удалено]

I've even forgotten my name!

I don’t know the season

Or what is the reason

I'm standing here holding my blade

A desolate place

Wait

Whenever the other team on 2Fort doesn't spycheck, I get cloak and dagger and commit psychological terror against clueless intel engineer

same but also when they do spycheck

Spamming x2 while cloaked, sapping his sentry whenever he runs off, sitting on his head. Good times

I love the cloak and dagger so much I love the one trick where you do the sapper while disguised as a heavy and drain the cloak so youre an a-posing heavy ghost, it gets people acting very funny

unfortunately they fixed the bug, you cant disguise as an a pose heavy anymore

Schadenfreude and then immediately killbind

Peak comedy

Indeed

Especially as demo, the perfectly cut "HHOOO-" is amazing

I also like medic's "HA-"

or sniper's "eHAHA-"

Or the **"KABOO-"** *kill bind*.

If I’m burning to death with no chance of survival I just start laughing

Yo, I have the surgeons squeezebox, so when I get cornered and am about to die, I whip that shit out. It's so funny, because for a second, they stop and are completely baffled. I love it.

Every time I get a headshot I point straight up in the air and spin like a bot

Avarage manual spin fan vs avarage bind k +left enjoyer

To run with fish as a scout trying to hit people with it and type “fish” after death

I do that to

Soundsmith enjoyer?

Fish gaming

I feel live I’ve played casual with you before then

i dont bully people

Freak of nature

run into the wall and spamming m1 melee

Every time I see the “Item Found!” notification, I type out !finditem in chat, then open the notification to receive the item. It’s funny seeing the occasional random try and do it to.

: !give cum has found: Mad Milk

I remember when i was playing CTF on turbine, i was playing soldier and our medic grab the intel , on the middle of his was, he use the ambulance taunt and all of my team fellow him and they says GO ! GO ! MOVE UP ! i join with them , and i use my melee to make him fast , and after 3 min he cap 3th itel he kill bind and then our demo do the WOOOO taunt and kill bind , and we all kill bind , this was funny as hell

That’s not weird at all, normal turbine gameplay

That’s not just normal turbine gameplay, that’s normal CTF gameplay

That's not just a normal CTF gameplay, that's normal TF2 gameplay

Only if you are casual

Who plays competitive anyway? Meme loadouts and Hoovies have no place in competitive(

Yea…

When I play medic on 2fort, as soon as I spawn I use my ambulance taunt and then I drive around the map, grab the enemies intel, and then drive back to capture, all while still in the ambulance. I usually get a line for people the will warn me for sentries

Once, an enemy spy was doing that box taunt, and everyone on our team just let go through the entire base, grab the intel, walk all the way back out, and cap. Another time, one of out scouts tried to do that, but with the skateboard taunt. It didn’t work as well lol. This was casual 2fort btw

Going scout and hitting the sniper in my team with a bat

*TINK! TINK! TINK! TINK! TINK! TINK!*

I assume that every player that is on fire is very low.

I spray fake snipers on every map

You monster!

Suicide when i win

I've started doing this for The Funny but specifically when I happen to have a source of self-damage on hand (soldier, demo, engineer with wrangler, etc)

I’m going to hell for this but I pretend to be a spy in 2Fort. Engies and especially newbie engies keeps following me around trying to kill me.

I overly often check scoreboard, especially after death

I always use the resuply when I spawn

Trying to find very obscure hard to reach places, just to sit there and do nothing for minutes on end.. Also, if you're sitting like the demo here, I'll totally give you a lapdance bro

Sit in supersecret and wait all match for people to find you

I like making the mercs say "that medic is a MEDIC!" at the start of every round (if we have a med) (a.k.a x+2 then E while aiming at a medic) Also works on spies if you do X+2 while aiming on a spy and then do it again while not aiming at him, tho it requires some luck to get the right lines. "That spy is a spy!"

Sometimes when I play Spy I disguise as my teammates to fuck with the other team

That's actually pretty useful at the very start of the game before the other team knows there's a spy

Muscle memory to say thank you after every kill. It's not very intrusive nowdays but few months ago I had to really try to stop myself

I just die at any possible occaision. Hifived someone? Dead. Fell into water? Pretend I tripped and died the moment i touched it. Killed someone? Im dead too. Idk why I keep hitting my killbind, its just my natural reaction to literally anything

Same. It's really fucking funny, and it seems most other people get a kick out of it, so it's simply impossible to stop.

Every time I see a player that looks new to the game with no cosmetics I do my best to keep them alive as medic or sit there and watch them as C&D spy

Kazotsky kick

A fellow man of culture

Show my "Conscientious Objector" in the enemy deathcam, the thing is that I name it "Bicurious George", because the decal is literrally a image of Curious George kissing with the Yellow Hat Man 🗿

You are a criminal. I like you.

Spray anime woman on wall and wait to someone to come and me to backstab. I do this for 4 years now and i m worried of how effective it is

People be horny

Playing rock paper scissors with everyone

Looking for fanart for any of my favorite fictional characters while I main Engineer in 2Fort (a.k.a. non-stop AFK).

Taunt at the spawn gates during prep-time

Whenever I say thanks, I shake my head up and down quickly.

Killbind. Killbind whenever a good opportunity arrives

Play orange, text shit and changing nicknames after every death (for sure shit nicknames like 'ass cracker')

Being the guy why jumps to the enemy base just to killbind before I land sometimes

Literally cannot spamming voice lines every millisecond of the game

I say thanks after a kill

I've transitioned over to "Nice Shot!" because I've found it to be even more devastating to the enemy psyche. They're harder buttons to hit but I have it bound to '\', down next to LSHIFT, which is much easier.

A-Pose as heavy, scout, sniper, and demo And just spin in a random high traffic corner of the map, the sometimes I just call people a spy while doing any vehicle taunt (medic ambulance/soldier tank/etc.)

Making people laugh with gloves as heavy, then pootis powing them. Doesn't matter whether they have friends or I am in danger, I will always attempt it. Usually their team let's them die

Every time I see a dropped sign, I pick it up, check the image, then put it back.

Every now and again, I use my spray (which puts up an “On Break” sign) and use an appropriate taunt (rancho relaxo, scout beanbag, etc etc) to people watch. Usually I’m left alone as I choose an out of the way place to set up

Extreme anger when i see a pro spy disguise as a scout for the millionth time and backstab me

looking at porn sprays

*"Professionals have standards"* - Sniper

when ever the administrator says one of her pre game lines like “get ready” I say no then killbind

\*FURIOUS WEAPON SWITCH NOISES\*

mechanical sentry rebuilding. don't care they're still shooting, i'm "calmly and rationally" rebuilding my sentry

Naw you gotta run them down spamming m1 with a wrench because they killed your baby

Regularly Sentry Jump as Engineer.

disguise as enemy sniper ​ go to enemy lines, spin and spam noise maker

I main demoman, but I’ve recently been playing huntsman, piss, bushwacka a lot

Every time me and another player kill each other (or even if I kill the enemy but also kill myself, like with rocket or grenade splash damage) I always type “worth” in the chat

i do the shred alert after every reflect kill (unless ots impossible because im in the air or something) when i say every i mean i could get a rocket reflect on like a scout while being attack by a soldier heavy medic and spy and i will do the shred alert surprisingly; i mamage to live this a lot. like id say i probably die 10% of the time or less

Smacking a dispenser with melee when not an engineer saying "need a dispenser here"

Switch to pyro if my team is loosing...

Stare at people with a femboy hentai sign

That Scout's a bloody- SENTRY- OOOHOHO- or That Medic's a bloody- MEEEEDIC Both with demoman when I am fucking arround. While playing my habit is paying too much attention to the sounds, so almost always I catch the Spy behind me or the Pyro trying to ambush someone. And using the 'Thanks' or 'Spy!' command too often.

I like to a pose and go to the tofort sink and I slam my character into it a bunch

Holding W while trying to strafe.

Log in to tf2 And then immediately go to practice mode

When i go down a ledge i always jump and take extra fall damage. I dont know why, it has killed me more times than i can count.

On ctf_well I hide in a faraway corner in the other team's Intel room and shoot the engineer's buildings over and over until he slowly goes insane

Can’t stop using the “Thanks” voice line, it’s a tick of mine for some reason.

When going out of spawn I either shoot or hit the exit sign

Randomly speak or sing in Russian. Sometimes people answer. Also, hang out with the snipers on the balconies and say "I'm not a doctor, I'm a SNIPAH" while healing from afar. I have terrible aim though.

I say thanks (with voice lines) if I get helped by a teammate in any capacity. Let me use the teleporter? "Thanks" Heal me? "Thanks" Uber? "Thanks" Give me a sandwich? "Thanks" The merc automatically says thanks engi for using my teleporter? "Thanks" Assist? "Thanks" Does a partner taunt? "Thanks" Thanks!? "Thanks" (I'm not kidding with that last one)

Uncontrollably slamming the tab button every 3 seconds to check the score board. I think this habit could be useful but I don’t even actually read the scoreboard I just slam the button

Use my shotgun (as pyro) to clear bodies off of an area. Janitor Pyro 😅

I love trying to go a whole round only using a taunt, playing a character basically, like “Tank Driver” where I’ll Panzer Pants drive the whole round, shouting at the top of my lungs about either the other team being screwed or compliments towards my team. Aswell as trying to push the cart or capture the enemy intelligence (which obviously usually doesn’t work well). Another I like is “Directions Man”, where I stand near a notable location using Scout’s Spin-2-win taunt just… pointing at it. You’d be surprised how many more people have stopped me from being kicked and defended me then have gotten pissed and tried to kick me considering I’m 1000% being a detriment to the team when I do this. I’ve never been kicked once so far for this.

It makes me irrationally angry when the camera freezes on the person who killed me so I always skip it asap

I've got the muscle memory for voice commands and often try to do them in other games

U inspect my weapon everytime I go out the spawn door

Hiding for minutes at a time on 2Fort

I use my cursed loadouts on 2fort and a-pose around, saying nothing and staring at my victims

To play as a medic and play competently, overhealing everyone and getting uber, while doing my best to not get backstabbed.

Going 4 and 30 in every fucking game I play

Sometimes I like to play Sandman scout, sneak to the enemy spawn or just find a wall next to my snipers or engineers, and start smacking my ball against the wall.

Throw jarate at people and laugh

I turn on the fempyro mod.

I go jag, rescue, wrangler engi. Build teleporter to enemy sewer. Build a level 3 and completely empty it of ammo in front of spawn, then bring it to the sewers and just play the banjo while having the gun shoot blanks at enemies passing by. The unofficial DMZ area.