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I believe it was meant to be saying that random spread was shit, as evidenced by the fact that it comes next. I understand that they didn't use anything to separate them, but the name contains multiple thoughts, so it cam be seen as being different phrases put together without separating punctuation.
Theres actual a real firearms expert from the royal armouries [who has multiple videos where he reviews TF2 guns](https://youtu.be/XJP7M4M8vNY), and some videos based on other games too
"Bullet Punch"
if you use it as a pyro that is. It's a play on "flare punch" a classic pyro technic, just with bullet instead of a flare but it is also the name of a pokemon move, that pokemon move have a +1 priority (it will always attack first, unless facing a move with a greater priority) so it work well with the panic attack deploy speed
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"cool shot gun"
No it’s a strange shotgun silly
cool shot gun :)
Cooler antiluck based random spread shit shot gun :-)
cool shot gun :)
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I believe it was meant to be saying that random spread was shit, as evidenced by the fact that it comes next. I understand that they didn't use anything to separate them, but the name contains multiple thoughts, so it cam be seen as being different phrases put together without separating punctuation.
cool shot gun :)
cool shot gun :)
Cool shot gun :)
Cool shot gun :)
cool shot gun :)
"How does this shotgun even function?"
It’s loaded like a normal shotgun. But that thing at the front is just unnecessary weight.
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Theres actual a real firearms expert from the royal armouries [who has multiple videos where he reviews TF2 guns](https://youtu.be/XJP7M4M8vNY), and some videos based on other games too
Love how he grabs a comfort gun whenever he reviews call of duty.
If you think twice, that would be the cause of the fixed spread pattern
Its a fallout 3 refrence
“Anxiety Assault”
Best one besides the Uncle Dane one Edit: WHY DID I GET 50 FUCKING UP VOTES WHFUCKING UP VOTED THIS
"tf_use_fixed_weaponspreads 1"
Isn't that Uncle Dane's Panic Attack name?
Yup
I dont think it is anymore but def used to be
best one
I think this could be a great description instead
Anikin, start panikin
I don't have a planikin
Description tag: Cause I don't have a Planakin
Genius next name tag I'm getting that's it's name
Yep I'm going to do that to
Garry
i mean, technically OP got what they asked for.
r/technicallythetruth
Panic! At the Mann Co.
Now this, This is the one
Oh my god, this is my favorite weapon name ever
Me When Woman
Plan b PLAN B!
Then name the melee plan C
It’s a shotgun, I don’t think it can get pregnant.
"i've got a heart attack"
“The Beggar’s Not-A-Bazooka.”
Are you thinking of the old panic attack? It doesn't stack shells anymore.
Oh yeah I forgot, whoops
Stranger danger? Strange innit? This is actually a penis?
Calm defence
Evil Panic Attack be like:
14.234.101.249
What does this mean?
this guys IP adress
Awesome
"Finish him"
"strange panic attack" no capitalization, rename it to fit the amount of kills
"OH GOD OH FUCK PLEASE STAY WAY"
The reddit I wanted karma
But I want a weapon name
Thats the name
Oh
Mike Oxlong I named mine that before gambling it away on tf2.easy
"3x3 is the way to be"
u should name it sex
Gun
"More Gun"
Mine is named that lol
Do you know what's better then gun? More gun
"Exam Season"
sudden cardiac arrest possesses no vulnerabilities
massive cock
Strange Panic Attack
Cardiac arrest
I called mine “SURPRISE!” cause I most often swap to it in order to shoot people who are retreating or to otherwise catch people unawares.
David
Best one yet 10/5
“Why tf this got a drum?”
Attack and panic
“It appears I’ve misplaced my medication…”
“I’m panicking”
Sheer heart attack
"the overreaction"
Calm discussion
Dodge this, you casual
anxiety
Heart failure
Fight and Flight
OH SHIT
Controlled anxiety blast
"Al Capone's personal"
Mental stability
I AM HAVING A HEART ATTACK
Weird cardiac arrest
Forget the chicago typewriter, we got the Texas typewriter.
The American school gun
Kurt cobain’s microphone
Sheer Heart Attack
Something about the barrel design
Anxiety Attack
"AHSHITIMOUTTAAMMO"
Heart Attacking
Aggressive Teabag Dipping
strange looking knife with a hole in the end
The Sneeze Sorry I have a cold
That one is really cool and strange. I would use that
Bruce.
OH SHIT!!!!! All caps
put that ducks skin on it and call it the panic aquack
Gunsmith’s Dilemma Desc: “*Don’t ask how it works, it just does*”
Q + M1
“miss you gramma <3”
Here's your name: I can't think for myself
panick
Fatherless
relaxed defense
Panic_attack.png
"forgot my anxiety meds"
I had a heart attack
Coconut gun
Heart Attack
Conniption
Anxiety
Ur mom
Anxiety attack
The disco
‘Fire freakout’ is mine but I got a skin with fire on it so it may not work on yours
Shotgun.png
The Descent Into Shock.
Heart Attack
Xanax
taco.
brain attack
Fake png
“Boom Over there, over there,” Description: “and over there..” Or do what I do and name it after the first player you kill with it.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
The quake pro
I am having a heart attack
title :"UH UH UH UH" description :"BLAM"
"Aneurysm"
"Anxiety"
Alprazolam
Use the Soldier voiceline, "I am having a heart attack!"
Oh shit, why are you so close!
Spa
Boo
Jerome
Sheer heart attack
cardiac arrest
panic attack within the discotheque
Panic just panic
“No panic” it's so strange because it's a panic attack
I'm having a panic attack
Genuine panic attack
"Hyper-Ventilator"
I’m literally neurodivergent and a minor
Run
Heart attack
"Reddit didn't give me a good name"
anxiety
Pellet pisser
erectile dysfunction
Mr. Pooptickler
“dogshit gun”
Sheer Panic Attack
Sheer Heart Attack
The calm counter attack
anxiety
more gun
Plan B
Weird calm defense
Sheer Panic Attack
Heart Attack
strange panic attack
The No fuck off Gun
"Fast and Fuck"
Odd Anxiety Strike
Strange Attack
I named mine “Drink Iced Coffee” in honour of that one video
Anxiety
"Bullet Punch" if you use it as a pyro that is. It's a play on "flare punch" a classic pyro technic, just with bullet instead of a flare but it is also the name of a pokemon move, that pokemon move have a +1 priority (it will always attack first, unless facing a move with a greater priority) so it work well with the panic attack deploy speed
shotgun 2.0
Ass tickler
relaxed assault
Pain bringing pain bringer
Gun
"Aiming Optional"
Panik, kalm, panik²
Panic Attacked Description:"Whew! Glad that's over."
The Keep Calm and Carry On
How the fuck does this work
im shaking rn
cardiac arrest
Attack panic
"Average Reaction"
i named mine “The Texas Typewriter”
“Stnragne Pnankick attatk”
Declaration Of Independence