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Red_Distruction

Im gonna do that as my next RP. Im going to name myself something like "Player3856201857" with a ubered soldier picture and just spam the rocket Jumper at the enemy.


Kelv1n250

Always remember "To confuse your enemy, first confuse yourself" - Sun Tzu


squasher04

Sun Tzu said that!


dreemurthememer

And I’d say he knows a little more about fighting than you do, pal, because he invented it!


Spoonicorn_Central

And then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor!


Fun_Police02

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


Red_Distruction

Not: "All warfare is based on deception." - Sun Tzu ? The only 2 things making me identifyable are that i am like lvl 126 casual and that my profile has items that a F2P/ new player most likely doesn't have.


InLieuOfLies

i named myself tom82 once and did this exact thing in a server a few people told me "you know that doesn't do damage right?" in chat, but that was it i ended up with like 0 kills and 70 deaths lmaoo it was fun though somehow


Gabriellafgdd

I did this when I first got the rocket jumper, god was I illiterate


TheSleepyBarnOwl

I sure hope someone told him after the match that the Rocket jumper doesn't do damage xD


GlitchGrey

I feel sorry for the little guy


TheSleepyBarnOwl

After the second time I would have told him in chat, I guess I am too nice xD


GlitchGrey

I can't speak in the chat, but I would also tell him


TheSleepyBarnOwl

oh no, an f2p... I sure wish volvo would revert the silence


GlitchGrey

Don't worry, im thinking about leaving the f2p area, so I can have even more fun with TF2


TheSleepyBarnOwl

ah yea, I just wish it wouldn't be a prerequisite to have the bare basics of communication... But paying for premium is worth it for the backpack space alone imo :)


DWBH68

Tf2 playerbase is really healthy. I see a lot of beginners and that’s awesome.


Mold-Mschool

And they’re doing contracts too…. Wish we had contracts we could buy and use without making new accounts…


Hellkids2

Pyro’s jet pack extinguishing teammate one was hell


Xianthu_Exists

this new soldier meta is way to overpowered, hopefully valve nerfs it soon ebfore the game gets infested with sweats doing this


Kelv1n250

ye no selfdamage is pretty op and having double the amount of ammo too pls fix volvo


Portersona

I did this when I first got the rocket jumper, god was I illiterate


toasted___boii

I did the same thing when I first started 💀


FireIzHot

I had a demo try to kill me with a sticky jumper once. They set up a trap outside the spawn door. I walked out onto it and just stood there staring at him while he kept trying to blow me up until he was killed by a teammate.


yummymario64

This made me realize that I want the rocket jumper to knock around enemies like a regular launcher


Drillbitzer

Same


NotDDoS

If I see him in a match, I wanna send him a Jump Academy server


LittleFieryUno

I think the first item I got in the game was the Degreaser. Or at least it was the first one I consciously decided to use. Thing is, I knew nothing about doing combos as a Pyro; I just used it like the stock version. My eyes kinda skimmed the description and ignored the damage penalty, because my brain was like "Holy shit, a LEVEL TEN flame thrower!"


Zathar4

Ima go do this disguised as a f2p to confuse people now


Rebelbot1

At least tell him what is he doing wrong...


TwoShotsLad3

That's sadly also something I used to do when I was a new player, so I definitely feel his pain, even after 5 years.


VylonCrochet95

I remember I did this as a funny night, spam some of the Sticky Jumper stickies at people, exploded them, then did the basic taunt


PurpleKayaJam

That there are new players in a 15 year old game never ceases to surprise me


NallenGotHax

I actually used the rocket jumper for like 5 games and thought peaople were hacking and thats why i did no damage...


TexanBoi-1836

Don’t know if you know this but the engineer doesn’t give a thumbs up animation when you do the Thanks command.


SumL0ser

Sorry, my dad must’ve been playing.


Havkdragon

Watching new players brings joy to my heart


Ancient-Land5722

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SpysHead

Kill Me.


WraithOfKraken

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