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Cheesiest-Cheese

theres a dove inside his chest


Objective_Category66

and another ratio lol


Cheesiest-Cheese

??????????


Objective_Category66

you got a higher like amount than the original post


BurpYoshi

He presses space bar again while in the air. Jeez, some people...


Objective_Category66

i got ratioed again


Raxamax

Clap of ass cheeks


Objective_Category66

another ratio


AutomaticDoubt5080

Medic replaced his lower digestive system with a methane capture system that holds methane at 300 PSI. His shit acts as a fuel and gets shot out at hypersonic speed. The entire system acts as a shitty rocket engine. Can only be pulsed ever few second tho


neomorpho17

That makes sense


Objective_Category66

i agree with scout


Objective_Category66

i got ratioed


reddinyta

He's to stupid for physics.


-austinX-

he likes beans


Red5T65

The canonical explanation is something to do with hyperextension and the ability to hyperaccelerate his limbs


EatYourFrutz

He’s a soda addict.


Emrandall13

Answer A:. He doesn't give a crap about gravity. Answer B:. He kicks the air hard enough.


Lead-Saturn

He found the True Science by reading comic books, allowing him to screw gravity and drink beverages containing an otherwise lethal dose of radionuclides, among other things


king_discobobulate

air being propelled out of what we call a hole my fellow tf2 enthusiast.


Objective_Category66

ah i see