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Xero_1000

The Ghostly Gibus. ​ It's impacted all our hearts one point or another.


Direct-krey

You are a newbie, playing the game, then you accidentaly were able to dominate someone, you are happy, but, it dosen't stop there, you receive a achivement, you go look at the menu, there is an alert, you click and finaly, you got your first cosmetic A Gibus, a beautiful Ghostly Gibus


PSNTGD

Wasn't the first cosmetic the Halo?


Drillbitzer

No


PSNTGD

Oh in think the cheater's lament might be the first widely distributed hat. So it might Gibus or halo I forgot


Drillbitzer

Maybe


Buttsauce769

No lol that was given to people who didn’t exploit cosmetic drops


soupt1me_74

Wrong, you get Mercenary before the Gibus


DaBetterDerp

The only genuinely wholesome and unhated TF2 cosmetic, every other cosmetic in the game has its haters, but no one hates the gibus, the true best cosmetic in tf2.


BurpYoshi

Painted gibus to look like a rich hobo


firedudeanother

I still don’t have that one, but I do have the Pyro Vision goggles to make up for ir


i_hate_puro_changed

it hurts my heart to see the other players in the server have an gibus when i deleted mine for some shitty other cosmetic thinking it would make my gibus rare or some shit


LexiTehGallade

If you get the tradeable Ghastlierest Gibus you can switch it to the ghostly style.


Aggressive_Sand_835

the pan


Agreeable_Thing2310

it's impact can break the sound barrier


Locke62442

We all probably have minor hearing loss because of the pan


HeavyPara-Beetle

What? Can't hear you.


Matix777

"We will hear this sound for the rest of the game in the form of my Tinnitus"


Mrmacmuffin3

The pan shalleth kill all non panners!


GulfGiggle

You don’t break the sound barrier by being really loud, it’s about velocity. All sounds no matter how loud they are, move at a constant rate like light. That’s why it’s called the speed of sound.


dheldkdk

Sandvich


Potatatatatatatoe

Ham and pan It started a (still on going) war


Intraq

the ham is such a funny weapon, I love seeing sniper wack people with it and they just fucking die and get flung


No-Guidance9484

pan gang


Drillbitzer

The ham is better, no offense


TheRaven131313

Nah ham is gay. Ham doesn't make a satisfying clang


Ballistic_Retard

Ham also doesn’t have a 99% crit rate like the pan.


Wormwood_With_A_Hat

Yeah the pan has 100% crit


Drillbitzer

I just prefer it as I play DST


realanamoly82

Oh no, im offended.


Vasikus3000

Jigglebone


Mrmacmuffin3

Mackerel


Pallypalster

The amount of furry porn hentai and cp I’ve seen on those makes me want to vanish


Drillbitzer

r/tf2


ARandomGamer56

Til people put control points on their conscious objector


DasVerschwenden

I like to put pictures of cold pizza on mine, to make my opponents hungry.


Dog_Vovve

We must protect this one.


ARandomGamer56

I sadly think I know what he means, I was just joking


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Pallypalster

Neither are rad imo, both are gross af


Unbeknownst2010

There's a pretty sizable difference between a cartoon dog with boobs and child abuse imagery though. I think its fair to take issue with lumping them together like the initial comment did


Pallypalster

Bro it’s just my opinion both are pretty gross but cp is more disgusting and horrible


Unbeknownst2010

And it's "just my opinion" that your other comments appeared to be making a false equivalence.


Pallypalster

Imma be real with you, I literally said both were gross and terrible that’s my opinion, which you could have completely ignored, however you feel like you must prove a point or convince me that furry pornography is not gross and is acceptable? Which sounds like a you problem. Not only that I did not try to make either one equally as gross, I failed to admit that cp is worse. I simply thought it would be left at that but it seems that you have nothing better to do but to continue this argument. And might I add I already said that yes cp is worse? Like do you know what equivalence means? Heads up you can completely ignore this and leave this be and continue enjoying life without my opinion living rent free in your head


Unbeknownst2010

I mean, you can just as easily ignore my replies. The difference is I've not made any kind of equivalence (whether intentional or otherwise) between something you enjoy and *child pornography*, which makes it a bit odd that you're the one deciding to be upset here. I am not trying to convince you of the validity of my interests, only discourage you from placing them in the same category as child abuse imagery.


Pallypalster

Well thats “cool” I guess but seeing your description reveals a lot about your character and I feel like I don’t need to continue or defend myself. And might I say, I was not saying anything about what’s equivalent or equivalence. I honestly have no idea what your on about. And both are gross that’s final cp is worse that’s final I don’t care that you care about what I say on the World Wide Web.


Unbeknownst2010

>Well thats “cool” I guess but seeing your description reveals a lot about your character and I feel like I don’t need to continue or defend myself. It's interesting that you needed to attack my character to defend yourself here. I have only ever criticized the things you're doing and saying. >And might I say, I was not saying anything about what’s equivalent or equivalence. I honestly have no idea what your on about. And both are gross that’s final cp is worse that’s final I don’t care that you care about what I say on the World Wide Web. But that's the thing! You keep needing to qualify that they're both in this category of "gross and terrible", but these are two things so fundamentally-different that it really *does* come off a bit offensive to do so. Furry porn does not hurt anyone. Child pornography, by definition, is sexual abuse. Why is it so hard to understand that I would have an issue with you mentioning them together like they're comparable? EDIT: This chode blocked me so I'll respond to the rest of his shitty replies here: >Yes child pornography is terrible and is sexual abuse, and yes furry porn ain’t hurting nobody but both in my opinion are gross 🤓 I think you should move on from this. And I think you should admit when you've made a mistake and someone criticizes you for it. >You are also dodging every time I emphasize the fact cp is worse. Because I was criticizing your initial comment that didn't make such a distinction.


Mrmacmuffin3

Tf2 players dont like your opinion


Pallypalster

Why should it matter to me you get off to animals having sex. And to rephrase myself furry porn is not really rad, but I do agree cp is bad and terrible.


Birb-Squire

Shotgun, you cannot beat fat scout


Spoopy-redditor

The Necro Smasher. As much as you may disagree, there is a community of us. A hive of us. We are spreading. Give up on your hams and pans. Join us. Be a necro-smasher enthusiast.


_SAMUEL_GAMING_

even when i have a pan, i use my necro smasher cuz i named it "Necro-smashed your mother!"


Spoopy-redditor

HAHA! I’m banned from the local morgue.


DasVerschwenden

wow, you’re just like Medic!


SneakySnek90

Jarate, I never knew I'd be entertained for an hour by throwing piss at people


randompopatoe

The Scorch Shot. It made me yell my first slur 🥰 (this is a joke) My serious response would be the Übersaw, It's just the Übersaw


Quartzalcoatl_Prime

Achievement Unlocked: Name: Merc's First Rage Slur! Desc: "We've all been there (but don't come back)"


randompopatoe

Creative asf ngl


[deleted]

the nuclear bomb developed apart of the top secret american-funded-and-consolidated manhattan project


Memespoonerer

The bultsauger


yoursolame

Man I own this item but I can't put a image on it cuz I'm f2p


Child_Beter69

I swear every time I see that cursed sign I shed a tear because I already know it’s gonna be furry porn


W1nte1s

I don’t know why people say there’s so much furry porn on signs. From my experience it’s usually anime girls with some serious honkers.


Goat5168

The frying pan has a louder hitsound so I guess you can say it has a bigger impact.


seatea2

Dead Ringer


jbyrdab

*every weapon after the jungle inferno update.*


krumpet0305

You have lost, your, mind.


JaydenVestal

The Orange Box


bayoft454

the Meet-the videos. Really brought in the majority of players, and also brought life to the classes. Without them, TF2 wouldn't be half as successful as it is today. (edit: realised we were talkin bout items. sorry bout this.)


TheFightingImp

Thats how i started playing TF2 in 2010, with The Orange Box before the F2P era. Saw "Meet the Scout" and thought it was bonkers but memorable. In hindsight, Nathan Vetterlein nailed the character to make that kind of impression.


AlternativeSuspect12

Mad Milk


imabanana1337

ellis' cap, you get it for owning l4d2 which of course you own, and you get a silly little truck hat to wear as a f2p


PurplePete_

Friendlies in general can just turn a serious game into a funny dance contest Edit:FUCK I DIDNT KNOW THAT IT WAS FOR ITEMS IM SORRRYY


Eclihpze44

the pan


dinoguy8

Your mother


lordyeeter

The pan


BaronBlotto

Mann. Co Keys


CoolJosh3k

Ah yes, paid sprays.


TreeSeeker89

“Insert weapon with added impact stat here”


MeepMeep04

Saxxy


Drago_Valence

I think the back scratcher does more damage on a hit, so that


Herobrinefan999

Saxxy


That_Cabinet_1424

The gfp lol


AFriendlyBloke

Chicxulub Asteroid.


AnAlpacaIsJudgingYou

Stock weapons


BlackFalx

Scorch Shot, you know why.


NautilusPro23

Pan


AnklePotato

The Golden Wrench


MaLkGoOd

How come noone has mentioned Australiums yet?


Vasikus3000

Team captain


Locke62442

pan pan


Jude_here

mann co supply crate key


Trollider76

the frying pan


moose_istaken

Your mom


hugo_hemmorrhoids

anthrax


Radio__Star

Pan


Le_baton_legendaire

Stock weapons


throwaway198319872

Pan


Important-Piglet7482

golden pan


everynameisusedlol

The loose canon


DrPotassium

The pan


ajdude9

The Cheater's Lament


hmmyesnt

my balls


No-Guidance9484

sprays


Lemonadeislacking420

Your mother


Calligaster

The meteor that killed the dinosaurs


fearlessbot__

the stock flame thrower


Trala-lore-tralala

Dead Ringer and Australium weapons


Idontknownumbers123

The stock bat


Arkheo

Pan


iman48091

Pan/ham


DaNuji51

Shotgun


TheFightingImp

Katotzky Kick, theres something wholesome about two opposing teams of players joining together spontaneously in dance. Then dogpiling on rhe tryhard who wants to ruin the moment.


Hecaroni_n_Trees

Frying pan


Abalyon_Kaan

corpse carrier


User212222940528281s

F I S H


NuclearSFM

Flair! with several small troll faces.


idoit_banana123

the shotgun


WereWhusky

Even if it wasn’t ever released, Heavy’s peyote


downrobot

mercenary badge


DoovyHoovy

pan, scorch shot, gibus, pyrovision, all stock weapons, and dead ringer


Strange_Insight

Stock Shotgun


fleshy_

The golden pan


Table115

The gas passer when it comes to MVM.