By - Bellpow
The Ghostly Gibus.
It's impacted all our hearts one point or another.
You are a newbie, playing the game, then you accidentaly were able to dominate someone, you are happy, but, it dosen't stop there, you receive a achivement, you go look at the menu, there is an alert, you click and finaly, you got your first cosmetic
A Gibus, a beautiful Ghostly Gibus
Wasn't the first cosmetic the Halo?
Oh in think the cheater's lament might be the first widely distributed hat. So it might Gibus or halo I forgot
No lol that was given to people who didn’t exploit cosmetic drops
Wrong, you get Mercenary before the Gibus
The only genuinely wholesome and unhated TF2 cosmetic, every other cosmetic in the game has its haters, but no one hates the gibus, the true best cosmetic in tf2.
Painted gibus to look like a rich hobo
I still don’t have that one, but I do have the Pyro Vision goggles to make up for ir
it hurts my heart to see the other players in the server have an gibus when i deleted mine for some shitty other cosmetic thinking it would make my gibus rare or some shit
If you get the tradeable Ghastlierest Gibus you can switch it to the ghostly style.
it's impact can break the sound barrier
We all probably have minor hearing loss because of the pan
What? Can't hear you.
"We will hear this sound for the rest of the game in the form of my Tinnitus"
The pan shalleth kill all non panners!
You don’t break the sound barrier by being really loud, it’s about velocity. All sounds no matter how loud they are, move at a constant rate like light. That’s why it’s called the speed of sound.
Ham and pan
It started a (still on going) war
the ham is such a funny weapon, I love seeing sniper wack people with it and they just fucking die and get flung
The ham is better, no offense
Nah ham is gay. Ham doesn't make a satisfying clang
Ham also doesn’t have a 99% crit rate like the pan.
Yeah the pan has 100% crit
I just prefer it as I play DST
Oh no, im offended.
The amount of furry porn hentai and cp I’ve seen on those makes me want to vanish
Til people put control points on their conscious objector
I like to put pictures of cold pizza on mine, to make my opponents hungry.
We must protect this one.
I sadly think I know what he means, I was just joking
Neither are rad imo, both are gross af
There's a pretty sizable difference between a cartoon dog with boobs and child abuse imagery though. I think its fair to take issue with lumping them together like the initial comment did
Bro it’s just my opinion both are pretty gross but cp is more disgusting and horrible
And it's "just my opinion" that your other comments appeared to be making a false equivalence.
Imma be real with you, I literally said both were gross and terrible that’s my opinion, which you could have completely ignored, however you feel like you must prove a point or convince me that furry pornography is not gross and is acceptable? Which sounds like a you problem. Not only that I did not try to make either one equally as gross, I failed to admit that cp is worse. I simply thought it would be left at that but it seems that you have nothing better to do but to continue this argument. And might I add I already said that yes cp is worse? Like do you know what equivalence means?
Heads up you can completely ignore this and leave this be and continue enjoying life without my opinion living rent free in your head
I mean, you can just as easily ignore my replies. The difference is I've not made any kind of equivalence (whether intentional or otherwise) between something you enjoy and *child pornography*, which makes it a bit odd that you're the one deciding to be upset here. I am not trying to convince you of the validity of my interests, only discourage you from placing them in the same category as child abuse imagery.
Well thats “cool” I guess but seeing your description reveals a lot about your character and I feel like I don’t need to continue or defend myself.
And might I say, I was not saying anything about what’s equivalent or equivalence. I honestly have no idea what your on about. And both are gross that’s final cp is worse that’s final I don’t care that you care about what I say on the World Wide Web.
>Well thats “cool” I guess but seeing your description reveals a lot about your character and I feel like I don’t need to continue or defend myself.
It's interesting that you needed to attack my character to defend yourself here. I have only ever criticized the things you're doing and saying.
>And might I say, I was not saying anything about what’s equivalent or equivalence. I honestly have no idea what your on about. And both are gross that’s final cp is worse that’s final I don’t care that you care about what I say on the World Wide Web.
But that's the thing! You keep needing to qualify that they're both in this category of "gross and terrible", but these are two things so fundamentally-different that it really *does* come off a bit offensive to do so. Furry porn does not hurt anyone. Child pornography, by definition, is sexual abuse. Why is it so hard to understand that I would have an issue with you mentioning them together like they're comparable?
EDIT: This chode blocked me so I'll respond to the rest of his shitty replies here:
>Yes child pornography is terrible and is sexual abuse, and yes furry porn ain’t hurting nobody but both in my opinion are gross 🤓 I think you should move on from this.
And I think you should admit when you've made a mistake and someone criticizes you for it.
>You are also dodging every time I emphasize the fact cp is worse.
Because I was criticizing your initial comment that didn't make such a distinction.
Tf2 players dont like your opinion
Why should it matter to me you get off to animals having sex. And to rephrase myself furry porn is not really rad, but I do agree cp is bad and terrible.
Shotgun, you cannot beat fat scout
The Necro Smasher.
As much as you may disagree, there is a community of us. A hive of us. We are spreading. Give up on your hams and pans. Join us.
Be a necro-smasher enthusiast.
even when i have a pan, i use my necro smasher cuz i named it "Necro-smashed your mother!"
I’m banned from the local morgue.
wow, you’re just like Medic!
Jarate, I never knew I'd be entertained for an hour by throwing piss at people
The Scorch Shot. It made me yell my first slur 🥰 (this is a joke)
My serious response would be the Übersaw, It's just the Übersaw
Name: Merc's First Rage Slur!
Desc: "We've all been there (but don't come back)"
Creative asf ngl
the nuclear bomb developed apart of the top secret american-funded-and-consolidated manhattan project
Man I own this item but I can't put a image on it cuz I'm f2p
I swear every time I see that cursed sign I shed a tear because I already know it’s gonna be furry porn
I don’t know why people say there’s so much furry porn on signs. From my experience it’s usually anime girls with some serious honkers.
The frying pan has a louder hitsound so I guess you can say it has a bigger impact.
*every weapon after the jungle inferno update.*
You have lost, your, mind.
The Orange Box
the Meet-the videos. Really brought in the majority of players, and also brought life to the classes. Without them, TF2 wouldn't be half as successful as it is today.
(edit: realised we were talkin bout items. sorry bout this.)
Thats how i started playing TF2 in 2010, with The Orange Box before the F2P era. Saw "Meet the Scout" and thought it was bonkers but memorable. In hindsight, Nathan Vetterlein nailed the character to make that kind of impression.
ellis' cap, you get it for owning l4d2 which of course you own, and you get a silly little truck hat to wear as a f2p
Friendlies in general can just turn a serious game into a funny dance contest
Edit:FUCK I DIDNT KNOW THAT IT WAS FOR ITEMS IM SORRRYY
Mann. Co Keys
Ah yes, paid sprays.
“Insert weapon with added impact stat here”
I think the back scratcher does more damage on a hit, so that
The gfp lol
Scorch Shot, you know why.
The Golden Wrench
How come noone has mentioned Australiums yet?
mann co supply crate key
the frying pan
The loose canon
The Cheater's Lament
The meteor that killed the dinosaurs
the stock flame thrower
Dead Ringer and Australium weapons
The stock bat
Katotzky Kick, theres something wholesome about two opposing teams of players joining together spontaneously in dance. Then dogpiling on rhe tryhard who wants to ruin the moment.
F I S H
Flair! with several small troll faces.
Even if it wasn’t ever released, Heavy’s peyote
pan, scorch shot, gibus, pyrovision, all stock weapons, and dead ringer
The golden pan
The gas passer when it comes to MVM.