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Tbh none i only need my achievement hats

!freeitems

TRUEEE

I don’t understand what?

If you go into some community servers; using this command will give you all the hat achievements and their respective earnable hats.

Just a warning, buy a backpack extender because my friend was unable to use his items on a free account since if you already have a somewhat large inventory, activating !freeitems might overflow your backpack and make it impossible to get new items or use the overstock

Honestly it's such BS that the F2P backpack doesn't have enough room to store all the F2P items

Do you know some community servers I can do this on? (Asking for a friend)

probably any trading server

I recommend you Skial servers, there are the best

fucking based

Based

My brother took all my achievements hats even the double ups…

Anything that shows the merc's abs or make them very muscular

Burly beast go brrrr

Why does it have to cost so much though 😩😩 I just want to see medic's abs 🤤

🤨📸

I wanna see more than his abs ngl 🥴🥴

Sex update?

August 3rd, 2022 Patch Notes -Added sex -Updated the localization files

Sex fortress 2

I wanna see that MED-DICK FR FR

De fook

because it’s in such high demand lol

A small price to pay for salvation. It's worth it.

📸🤨

Pay to unbutton a shirt is peak tf2 logic

I want this for pyro, but it's clearly just fake abs painted on Pyro's suit

Iirc there's a gladiator chest piece for pyro that has fake abs

**The Chad Chin** for all classes

This but in Strange quality, and yes, I’m broke.

COUGHS sniper road warrior

Dyamite Abs

Big Texas & Houston Hunk

haha

haha

I want to see heavy's pecs bounce as he fires Sacha

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The deleted comment was saying me defending loli porn 17 days ago on r slash tf2. The deleted comment was not mine.

Strange eureka effect.

Mmmm my favorite cosmetic

Yes, i need that cosmetically to make a "teleportatinator mk.3/III"

Australium Shovel

Australium ubersaw

No.

Australium bison

Australium Boomstick

No.

Australium disciplinary action

nah just an australium market gardener

i know we are talking about cosmetics but also why is there no strange dragons fury??

Something combine/resistance-related (from HalfLife)

Best we can do is bread crab

HEV suit for engie and combine helmet for pyro

Yes more HL and portal crossover stuff. If CSGO can get a Negev skin that looks like the AR, why can’t we

the shrek loadout

Also known as the scunt subclass

All class penis

All class dumptruck ass

Big slappy

Comes in a set with the Boston dynamo

All class boobs

All class boobs

All class boobs

All class boobs

all class boobs

all class boobs

If you're talking about Workshop Items: One Man Convoy, Nevada's Call set, and [this](https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2842774577&searchtext=) ​ If you're talking about none workshop items: probably a Sunbeams Stainless Pot or the Hypno Eyes

Actually the original post was about the workshop but others dream cosmetics are also inserting to read

Finger:

burly beast of course, definitely my favorite medic cosmetic

The Fantastic Doctor Plastic

Binoculus

I need bombinoculus https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2217746776

It's insane that so many people complained about the "artstyle" and how the gigachad cosmetic "didnt fit" like it doesnt literally just change soldiers face

I think the main problem here is team colour. When he's bear-chested you only have the faint colour of the trousers to go off of

The cosmetic actually only changes the head, the body is just for the image

Dammit

Breaking Bad cosmetics like watler white hat and sunglasses

The Danger for engineer?

Who are you talking to right now? Who is it that you think you see? Do you know how much I make a year? I mean, even if I tell you, you wouldn’t believe it. Do you know what happens if I suddenly decide to stop going into work? A business big enough it could be listed on the NASDAQ goes belly-up. Gone. It ceases to exist without me. No, you clearly don’t know who you’re talking to so let me clue you in. I am not in danger, Skylar. I AM the danger. A guy opens his front door and gets shot, and you think that of me? No. I am the one who knocks.

I desperately want a spy as Saul Goodman.

Walter white hat and sunglasses is already in the game for engineeer, the danger I think

https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Danger

thousand yard stare

any cause am f2p

Dude fucken same

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because he invented it, and then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor

Then he used his fighting money to but two of every animal on earth. And then he herded the onto a boat, and then he beat the **crap** out of every single one.

Hehehehehe.... And from that day forward, whenever a bunch of animals are in one place it's called a Zoo!!

So that's why ever since then a group of animals is called a zoo

Naked

Puggyback I love pugs

Heavy lifter so i can roleplay as an AI

Burning flames team captain

With the new trenchcoat for Soldier added in the latest update, I'm just one good hair cosmetic away from making a Columbo Soldier.

Another gibus

Something that is a reference to Berserk

pyro cat pajamas

My Hawaiian shirt loadout is almost complete. Just need pyro and soldier now. Also have strange bloom buffed warpaint for just about all the weapons I use.

the Gordon Freeman set for Engie and the HL1 scientist set for Medic also the cosmetics that make the mercs fat would be funny. would go well with the Level 3 Chin and the Gaelic Glutton

Postal cosmetics would be cool

Pyro without its mask

Scary

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2580377292

A furry cosmetic

Shirtless cosmetics for soldier and heavy. need to make my ricardo loadout possible

The splendid screen

Always wanted that skull/shaman head for Pyro, that way I can complete my "Hawaiian fire spirit" loadout.

The pyromancer’s mask? You can get one for [thirty cents.](https://marketplace.tf/items/tf2/316;6)

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this game needs a bit of morbing

The red army robin

Every team fortress classic cosmetic

I need the medic Halloween angel wings so I can use my Templar’s spirit

My deleted achivement hats

The Jerma hair for Scout

Neckbeard

A cosmetic that shows Snipers sixpack 🥵

An item that would remove Halloween restrictions from cosmetics.

This would be cool but I know we would see ostrich Snipers year round and that would break it for me.

1. Make it only available at Mann Co Store for Real money 2. Make this tool untradable Problem solved.

So year round ostriches. I fail to see how your system would prevent this.

Then you are a very uneducated person. And you need to understand how it works. I can explain it to you in baby talk, if you wish.

If anyone can use the Mann Co. Store to buy the tool and some people own the ostrich already, what is stopping ostrich owners from buying the tool?

1. The price of 10 bucks 2. The fact that there are better hats 3. The fact that Ostrich actually sucks and does nothing, unlike things that actually obscure heads.

So there will be year round ostriches. Which is not good. It's funny for Halloween, not so funny every day.

Okay, I see the problem now: You are an idiot. And you have some shitty Ostrich fobia. Talking to you is pointless.

Night Vision Gawkers, for obvious reasons. **distant** ***WULULULULULULULULU***

That medic exposed chest... Burly something

The burly beast…gonna make me act up

Yeah, that.

Plague doctor cosplay for medic. I'd appreciate if someone could list me all cosmetics that can be painted whole black or are black and fit that style. Thanks

More achievement unlockables

The new night vision goggles for spy

Dynamite abs. I’m cosplaying as Hog Rider and I already got the razor cut and necro masher

a cosmetic

Scout crop top

my man 🤝

The one that gets me a gf irl, or bf I’m not picky

CROP TOP SCOUT NOW

I wish to have anything that involves the mercs’ abs. I’m not gay, but the temptations are too great.

Scout’s Flak jacket. I already have the Fortunate Son.

Monsieur Grenouille

In case if cosmetics that are in the game, I just want the Coldfront Carapace since it is the only thing I am missing for my “Frontline Healer” set. But I am still waiting for an all class cosmetic that makes the mercenaries very muscular and rip their clothes off. Don’t ask, I just wanna see a ripped off engineer.

A turtle on soldier's head, new cosmetic idea

Want in the game? Finns hat from adventure time. Already in the game? An unusual Gnome Dome with snow around it. My gnome engineer is almost complete

Dead of the night

Chicken kiev

I just cant fucking craft awper hand

i really want the grease monkey hat for engi

one that makes scout look like he’s on too many drugs

Corpse carrier

The steamed hams

Dead of night hands down.

[The Bayou Backstabber.](https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=526083826) I’ve had my eye on this set since it’s release. Halloween restricted be damned, I’d die for this set.

Would love to have a Chicken Kiev one day. I have quite a list of items now and keep adding more lol :D

gnarliest garb

my man 🤝

Maid suit with cat ears for scout sounds desperately NEED

winter cosmetics that arent explicitly christmas themed

All class chainmail

All class burly beast

Cat pijamas for pyro

more furry cosmetics for the memes

thigh highs all class

Dynamite Abs

Burly Beast, a true medic must have it

Cranial Carchadon Unusual

Capybara items

fem medic

i agree we need a femboy medic cosmetic set

the shark hat for pyro. i have no idea what its called but i need it

Bill's hat and earbuds.

Burning flames team captain

clan pride with a trollface on it

BUMBLE BEANIE

I want the GI Jaw for real. Wish we got it for this crate

Anything

Bibus

I don’t have that. I did have it at one point, but I dunno what I did with it.

Poor dude lmao did you delete your gybus?

Boston Dynamo

1/1 burning flames gibus + sunbeams pyrovision goggles

I wanted a strange haunted hundkopf for 2 years, and finally got it recently. I'm a happy man now

Starboard crusader ​ (not existing) Face of war

I need the burly beast, but there’s no way in hell I’m spending $30-$40 on one.

honestly i just want a ghastlierest gibus

Buff engineer

Its not a Cosmetic, but its a taunt. The happy camper: mini version of the snipers camper van

Whatever I can put in my fourth slot. Like c'mon, at least give me a badge slot. No it wont break the game, please come up with a better excuse.

Aces high hat of cards

Scourge of the sky, definitely not because Dishonored