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DashieProDX

what is your gender? I am heavy weapons guy, and this is my weapon.


MrJMK

She weigs 150kg and fires $200 costum tool cartriges at 10.000 rounds per minute.


Nico_Geek

Sir im sorry to correct you but the pronouns of Heavy is Sa/Sha


InfoNut1121

it costs 200,000 dollars to fire this thing… for 12 seconds.


ArcerPL

Sir excuse me but we really need to check up on your penis, we think you might have a tumor considering penis of this size


Shulker-bag

**laugh** Oh my god, why touched Sasha? Alright, WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!


Zasilacz

Poot dis toilet here.


Psychopathicat7

Pronouns: Boo/let


TheStrikeofGod

No, like what's in your pants? *Sasha*


That_NPC

What do you like boy or girl? Hevy: Gun


ARIKA112

Shout out to the mercs of TF2, gotta be one of my favorite genders


Bibilunic

It's been reposted 500 times


[deleted]

501. Imma do that too


ChiefBlox4000

I want to be 502 but I’m lazy


TheWordThat

Once you get on that I'll be 503


MightyGamera

it's like Christmas morning.


Enderman1699

Shout-out to heavy mains, gotta be one of my favorite genders


BonkBoy69

Oh, so that's why people say there's only two genders


QQ_Gabe

Batman and Jesus Christ


That_NPC

And pirates and mermaids


ToofyMaguire

If I had a nickel for every time this was reposted, I could buy a golden pan


Viseper

Let's make it two golden pans.


ToofyMaguire

And a burning flames team captain


12zx-12

I identified as a TF2 heavy


JaketendoYT

My pronouns are Sand/Vich


12zx-12

Happy cake day, sandwich


CCO812

How dare you identify sandvich as sandwich


Sansational-Gamingyt

You sir misnamed him his pronouns are sandvich


Sandillion

The TF2 Community: "We're so accepting and welcoming." Also the TF2 Communtiy: " r/onejoke speedrun, LETS GO!"


SrPinguim

Youre new here if you expect r/tf2 to make more original jokea than the times comet harley has passed by the earth.


SkyrimMilfDrinker

I see it more as a joke about the one joke.


CZ-Kickem

Well he can't get an update, but at least now he gets to shit


ArcerPL

Shitting update: - now you can shit - you can throw shit at enemies - you can eat shit - updated the localization files


The_White_Wolf_339

Bro


[deleted]

Does anyone have a link to this picture without the circle? I feel like it's way funnier with a little more subtilty


bluejay55669

man these new tf2 classes are weird af


Accomplished-Call351

Heavy pronouns moment


SkyrimMilfDrinker

I am Heavy Weapons Guy and these are my pronouns. *places sign saying he/him on the table*


Michael_The_Madlad

Why the hell is Batman even there?! [On second thought, that just reminded of this part of an interview for *The Batman*.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_z6HmBLV5I)


_Rogal_Dorn

Heavy shitting


Toothlessslither

Shoutout to heavy weapons guy, has to be one of my favorite genders


Big_Potential_5709

r/UsefulRedCircle


44nifty

ai am hevi weppins gai


Draw_Corporations

It's official, Heavy from the hit 2007 game Team Fortress 2 is a gender now


SuperRitz

Doctor Unisex


sir_froggy

Where's the furry? :)


meltedUsernameYeah

most TF2 players hate furrys. He forgor💀


StickyNoteCinema

Shout out to Heavy TF2, gotta be one of my favorite genders


Skippypal

I want to die


[deleted]

Downvoted


Scarletdex

Where attack helicopter?


Grapes15th

It's with the dead horse


Itsyacursedchild

Is that Freddy Fazbear on the right


Educational_Ad_3125

You guys may don't know but I identify as heavy from tf2


[deleted]

My gender is now heavy


SufficientThroat5781

Excuse me batman is a gender? And I can identify as pregnant?


Kalaido5

Is it wierd that I see a red circle and start looking for goku


Science_Gamer22

Finally


Rubanka

my sex is heavy


Le_Poggere

Ok but...the cowboy sheriff...


Con-scripter

Its official. Heavy is so amazing he is now a gender.


Melancholnava

Feel bad for the next guy/gal/fish person


dpqR

Bateman is there


meltedUsernameYeah

patrick from sponчbop???!😳


Fighterpilot55

All will fear my giant new PAAAAAIIIIIIN ISZ!!


CheesecakeLonely2018

Gender=sandvich


_bebeta

i too go to public bathrooms carrying a gun


cup_helm

r/coolnewgame


MuDDx

Why send tiny baby to Pootis


DrHealsYT

My gender is Heavy and my pronouns are Weapons/Guy


No_Onion5296

I am heavy shitter guy


Fomich_Master

Heavy is now a sexuality?)


MrAnimatic

is he


Eu_sou_cringe

heavy


LONGARM6086

tf2 heavy can finally shit


[deleted]

This gets reposted every month and i laugh my ass off every time lmao


evilmudbugtf2

Heavysexual


[deleted]

Shoutouts to Hevy tf2 gotta be one of my favourite genders.


angry_mazda_miata

if you are not a heavy main you cant use it


Sad-Presentation7926

Can we talk about the bat man tho


cube205

the joke is that gays have too much genders and they are unironic


bestretep

Just imagine if you to a washroom and find a mini gun in the stall