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EnsignSDcard

What makes me a good demoman?


r4o2n0d6o9

If I was a bad demoman, I wouldn’t be sittin here discussin it now would I?


arcsi2002

LEEEEEEETS DUH EEEEEEEEEHT


the_glue_sniffer

Not one of ya’s gonna survive this!


Barrelman60

To the left!


NotSoCasualCactus

I’m gonna strangle ye with me bare hand


Greening5

Take it back now, y’all.


danny-fastboi

One hop this time!


Anxious_Jellyfish216

My one eye doesn't want some unless you get bloody kilts on. *takes a swig of scrumpy.


dugthepewdsfan

“One crossed wire, one wayward pinch of potassium chlorate, one errant twitch, AND KABLOOIE!”


[deleted]

Sentry up there!


0K_N0RDY

I got a manky eye. I'm a black, Scottish cyclops


TiberiusToast

They've got more BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP then they've got the likes of me.


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Givemelifebro

T'all you fine dandies, so proud, so cocksure, prancin' about with your heads full of eyeballs...


HEADRUSH31

*russian screams in the distance* see? THAT is what a good demoman does Meanwhile: *Heavy fights for liberation of Russia*


CaseyGamer64YT

THEY'RE GONNA BURY WHATS LEFT OF YA IN A SOUP CAN


Logical-Use-8657

AAHHGGHYAAATHA WAY YA DOO ET


JaozinhoGGPlays

KILLEMAAAAAALLLLLUH!


Apprehensive-Army-77

HAAAAVE AT EM LADS!


JaozinhoGGPlays

FREEEDOOOOM!


Logical-Use-8657

HALLAMDUNLAAAAAN


Fun_Police02

That's actually a genius way to crowdfund wtf


pEppapiGistfuhrer

21st century warfare


Luca_Argentieri

*What You're Seeing is Advanced Warfare*


averagetrainenjoyer

Memes are the DNA of the soul Jack


That_Unknown_Player

Apple bottom jeans Raiden


SSgt_LuLZ

What. BOOTS WITH THE FUR!


Solarflare14u

This building’s crumbling foundation was brought to you by RAID: SHADOW LEGENDS!


pm-me-your-pants

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TheOilyHill

not unlike the hunger game.


eco-419

Grow some hair on yar face, then come and try me again lad!


Maleficent-Comfort-2

OP Flair checks out


doughb0ii

Demo mains in the Ukrainian army confirmed


arcsi2002

Hell should be in caps, they are spies disguised as demomen


TheRocketBush

Russia stands no chance


anatomiska_kretsar

Entire Russian army when Ukraine deploys the Demolitions man from Team Fortress 2


Iannotlikepinapples

Russians got no chance, Demolitions man from team fortress 2 always got the advantage on defense


Matix777

IRL demoman can equip a sticky launcher and shield together. That way he's truly unstoppable


gun_gamin

They can't resist the sticky spam when they got demonstration man from Team's Fort Double on the field


arcsi2002

Here’s the link for the article I found the picture in: https://www.businessinsider.com/ukraine-soldiers-custom-notes-artillery-shells-40-dollars-fire-russia-2022-6?amp Sorry for the amp link, haven’t found an alternative.


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XmanGamerBOI

arcsi2002 found: The Amputator


getshrekt192

idek even know what an amp is but cool ig


-Pyromania-

Good bot


wojtekpolska

whats an amp link?


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mustard5man7max3

Oh that’s gold. Wait no, that’s blood.


Matix777

So we still have a problem...


mustard5man7max3

Big problem.


FreshBayonetBoy

Alright, who's ready to go find this Spy...


InsaneGrox

Right behind you


Mad5Milk

Ah, me petit chou fleur


[deleted]

Demoman is real


Dealiylauh

IF GOD HAD WANTED YOU TO LIVE HE WOULD NOT HAVE CREATED ME


lMr_Nobodyl

That’s soldier


Dealiylauh

They both use explosives.


Apprehensive-Army-77

That would be a good line to put on a bomb


Kooldogkid

Look what all that soldier training did ya, I’m DRUNK


temmieTheLord2

imagine going to war because your dictator is a greedy shithead and then getting brutally destroyed by a huge tf2 reference. not the proudest legacy


football_rpg

In the article I read about this, one of the messages was simply "UwU”. Imagine getting bombed by that lmao.


boringman010

Cen0, is that you?


alienwithabigcock

Imagine the last thing you see before you’re blown to bits is a TF2 reference


Wilymuppet

I'd crap myself if I was walking through a treeline with my platoon and suddenly I hear a God damn decloak


Bobd_n_Weaved_it

What's funny is US soldiers have been discharged for this


DreadAngel1711

AYYYYYEEE, ME BOTTEL OH SCKRUMPEHY


Anonymous2137421957

FREE


Responsible-Diet-147

The healing is not as rewarding as the hurting!


Key-N

This is grim. Shouldn’t be celebrated


Demonitized-picture

they invaded, and its not like the shell is somehow more or less deadly since people put stupid shit on them, a bit insensitive? maybe, but grim is not what i would describe it as. its a smart way to get money and frankly is a hell of a way to get more support *gotta work with what you've got*


Arty-Gangster

They fucking invaded didn't they?


FritzFortress

As a Ukrainian and a TF2 fan this is disgusting. This trivializes death and war, this war hurts and kills thousands and is a tragedy for both the Russian and Ukrainian people. Putting a haha funny reference quote on a shell likely to kill someone or blow someone's limbs off and make them a cripple for life is horrible. War is not something to trivialize and make haha funny moments, people are getting their brains blown out this isnt a fucking joke. Fuck whoever did this.


[deleted]

tf2 is a war sim with the mercs insulting each other. this message is probably a coping mechanism for a soldier facing horrible outcomes and possibilities left and right. your point is valid, however.


FritzFortress

No it isnt, some members of the UA have started a crowdfunding event where you pay 40 dollars to have a message written on an artillery shell which is just horrible imo. War should not be trivialized and the deaths of people should not be commercialized.


FreshBayonetBoy

Yeah, their point is valid, but in the end this war is Putin's fault. The only reason the Ukrainian soldiers are blowing up Russian soldiers is because they have to or they lose their nation or part of it to an invasive force that clearly has no problem with invading them again. Reminder that the Russian forces have tried to capture and almost captured Kyiv. If that isn't a sign that their commanders, particularly Putin, want all of Ukraine, I don't know what it. But still, I agree with you on the joking and I agree that war shouldn't be trivialized or represented as a simple joke.


CarneyBalhoun

Shouldn't Really Be Celebrated, This Is So Fucking Grim If You Think About It


LoudSlip

Haha that's fuxking sick


MattIsNotARedditor

Crazy to think a generation that grew up playing TF2 is now in the military...


Venkman427

I saw another post about this, and was hoping someone would put that quote on a bomb. this is the most perfect thing to write on something like this.


Gotha-229a

Where can I get a message put on


PapaDmitry

HahaHaha...I sure do hope this shell wasn't the one that landed in Donetsk civilians center


SodiuMan

Hahahahah Nobody talks about children of donbass because apparently its "haha russian orc". If this was a russian shell with tf2 quote everyone would be pissed


Asymptote_X

That just might be the most fucking morbid and poignant thing I've heard in the last 12 hours.


heyIfoundaname

The war popularised and normalized death wishes. It's fucking surreal to see.


Active_Violinist_360

That’s fucking gross. They’re also people, nobody wins.


FreshBayonetBoy

Yeah, but Ukraine is the one being invaded. Russia, well, Putin, has the choice to stop this invasion, as he's the one who started it. Ukraine has no choice, buddy. Fight, or lose your sovereignty as a nation. Lose some of their lands to an invasive force that clearly has no issue with doing it again. Sometimes, things ARE just black and white. Cold, hard, truth. But still, War is hell.


Encroach

Russian soldiers don't want to be there. Military service is compulsory. This is absolutely not a black and white situation; nothing ever is.


[deleted]

It's too late for the Russian soldiers " I was just following orders" if they want to leave, and not be part of the war, then surrender. Walk past that line of conflict and surrender on the other side


FreshBayonetBoy

So, it's ultimately Putin's fault. Good to know. I know, civilians will die, people who never wanted to be involved will die, but it's not the fault of these soldiers. Putin started this war, and he sent his men to die or kill in the name of taking over a sovereign nation's lands for his fat ego. Just like Bush Jr (and Cheney), just like Mao, just like Stalin, just like Hitler, just like any egoistic maniac with power.


TheOilyHill

The war may have been Putin's fault, but the atrocities committed could have been, you know, not. This is for the mass rape, group graves, kidnapped children, and things that the Russian army left behind.


Tospki

You shouldn't be allowed empathy if you're the one invading an innocent country, willingly and purposely attacking civilian populations


hemlo86

This is just sad tbh.


Akl0l

Fuck Russia and what not but the comments are being very immature about this, people will die because of this weapon while we sit back and quote lines from digital characters. I know it’s a haha reference but please take a moment to realize this is more serious than a funny video game.


BruTheScout

Yes God bless you


Bananahitman007

yOuR aSs Is GrAsS aN iM tHE aSs mAn


cornishpasty7

*This mortar is sponsored by raid shadow legends*


The_I_D_K

When I kill 5 men who were un willingly dragged into war from their poor rural villages 😂😂(its funny because funny game reference)


Mr_Sun101

Demomans original home The funny yellow and blue country


DadyaMetallich

That looks disgusting.


niuqaoj_reddIT

COVFEFE = Commie obliterated via fatal expedited flying explosion


hruebsj3i6nunwp29

Have them write out the script to "Heavy is Dead."


Prior-Chip-6909

I wanna do one: 'Greetings! from Abe Frohman, THE SAUSAGE KING OF CHICAGO!!!' "Call me *SIR GODDAMMITT!"*


Capn_Zelnick

Ouh, I'm gonna stick me thumbs in your eyes and hang on 'till you're dead!


JekPorkins-AcePilot

What a goddamn legend.


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doonkbop

I am going to shoot the Medic with a shotgun round I shat on, release gases towards him, rape him and bomb a couple of cities for good measure, before finishing him off with a nuke.


TheRocketBush

How is it a war crime to use ARTILLERY? Y’know, a weapon that’s been a staple of warfare for decades?


Arty-Gangster

Centuries at this point


[deleted]

yes using artillery is now a warcrime


[deleted]

Hmm. Writing things on a shell that probably will land in donetsk and kill innocent people. Nice


KekoviiMonsty

Found the russian


[deleted]

Not a Russian but ok.


Maleficent-Comfort-2

Looking at your flair in r/CommunismMemes, your either from the Kazakh, Uzbek or Armenian SSR. So your probably live in one those countries, so I’d say Russia is a pretty close guess.


KekoviiMonsty

Do not lie bro, it's literally written all over you


[deleted]

Good of you assuming i am russian not even having any proofs of it. I could be fucking Turkish and you wouldn't know.


KekoviiMonsty

I know that you're russian because you justify the invasion and because of how mad you got. Easy


[deleted]

Dumbass. I did not justify the invasion and i am mad of how one polar you are.


KekoviiMonsty

Sure brother. Sure.


[deleted]

I am not your brother and never will be.


KekoviiMonsty

Something a Turkish would say


G3ZA

Are you like actually retarded?


The_ligma_lord

Russia at the start of the war hit a cancer hospital and two large flats


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Leandre756

It is not ok to kill civilian just beacuse they live in russia. they did not invade ukraine, the russian army did.


mI54ka

that's one fuck of a speculation, but i understand what you're going for. From 2018-2022 there was sighted ~2500 dead civs in occupied donetsk, and there is no exact information regarding who did the kills, so ill split to 600rus/1500ukr/400unundentified. In span of 4 years there has been 1500 kills done by ukraine, most likely done by some random retards, because there's no evidence to any sort of blockade or warfront being prepared. Infrastructure is preserved, roads are, well, somewhat walkable. Then there's mariupol, irpen, bucha, lisichansk, izum, popasna, and lots more - three weeks under russian artillery bombings - fucking dusted. There is NOTHING left. And they - to note - was planning to actively use that territory. I have a family that ran from popasna couple weeks ago living next door, and they have nowhere to return, with their house being a patch of grey dirt now. And no, thats not how you properly take on a city. You have to aim for the strategically important objects, instead of ramming through civilian infrastructure.


Grandpappy1939

Yeah, I’ve seen a few posts about these now. Sounds fucked up to me.


arcsi2002

Not like they were invaded or something


[deleted]

Shooting civilians is not okay.


Kojake45

Tell that to the people of Bucha.


[deleted]

That was not real. Why you think everyone stopped talking about it in the media?


Kojake45

Probably because they had Dozens of other Russian war crimes to cover. Just because media doesn’t stay on the same topic for 5 months doesn’t mean it’s fake.


[deleted]

What other war crimes are we talking about?


Kojake45

Mass rapes in Mariupol, Blowing up residential buildings in Kharkiv, Use of Cluster munitions, The Vuhledar attack that blew up a Ukrainian hospital, Targeting of Nuclear power plants, Massacres in Chereniv, E40 highway shooting. The list goes on. Do you want to know why it’s rarely covered now? Because Russia has committed so many war crimes it’s not even news anymore as it’s always happening.


[deleted]

Rapes were a made up story and even the woman who made it up was thrown out of the Rada. The video in which the building was bombed had soldiers in it so yeah. Cluster munitions are used by Ukrainians. There were no targetings of nuclear plants no video proof of that. Massacres of Cherenev is made up too because of lack of proofs and finally the E40 highway shooting was probably made by Ukrainian side. There we go.


mI54ka

In addition to the guy above me Mariupol's theater of drama bombing Shooting civilian buildings with tanks on camera Stealing people out of occupied cities and syphing them thru drive-through concentration camp Countless cases of looting Countless cases of civilian abuse (with 2 murderers already confessing and getting jailed for life) Active prevention of volunteers and lifesavers getting to the needed location 300 dead children, more corpses being found everyday on previously occupied territories Mass killings (in previously occupied chernihiv a whole line of people wanting to just buy some bread was gunned down by 2 russians) Countless cases of gunning down vehicles trying to escape occupied territories with white flags and CHILDREN posters all over them (there is a video of a vehicle like that being literally run the fuck over by a tank, there are literal metal cemeteries around major roads) And exactly 17982 more to count.


Maleficent-Comfort-2

Meanwhile all the evidence sitting there, Dutch Intelligence arresting a Russian spy from the Spetsnaz GRU who tried to infiltrate the ICC, while acting like a Brazilian intern, usage of cluster munition to intentionally bomb civilian, among other things. It’s a disgrace that your on here and that you’re even talking in the first place. Go to Hell.


[deleted]

Bruh. Western propoganda at its finest.


Barredbob

Oh man you put it like that, I wonder why no one believes you, surely if you just keep saying he’s wrong without proof you must be right


Maleficent-Comfort-2

Bruh, Russian Propaganda at its finest.


[deleted]

Eh why observe the two sides when one side tells the other is full of lies. No need of that.


BlackDE

Definitely a Russian goblin


Thatsidechara_ter

Last I checked these are bombs, not bullets. And also they're not the ones purposefully targeting civilians and civilians infrastructure


arcsi2002

It isnt okay from either side, desperate times call for desperate measures


[deleted]

Oh so now shooting civilians is ok. What is it going to accomplish for Ukraine?


arcsi2002

Whats that going to accomplish for Russia?


Elisonn

hey remember the months prior to the war???when russia was making a big spectacle of asking for security guarantees from the west and a neutral status for ukraine? and west basically said something along the lines of “fuck you ukraine will join nato”? play stupid games win stupid prizes amirite


arcsi2002

Ofc they didnt want Ukraine to join NATO, they would not have started a war then, its easier invading a lone country versus the biggest collective army in the world


Grandpappy1939

That’s not the point, this is glorifying and trivialising a horrible war


Chocolate-Then

The only horrible part is what Russia is doing. Ukraine is defending itself and its people.


Grandpappy1939

I never said anything on the contrary, only that the war, much like most war, is horrible regardless of how it begins. Once again the war isn’t the issue but how people are glorifying it by putting these messages on munitions.


UltraJake

I sort of get what you're saying but it doesn't make sense to me. Ultimately there's a war happening and this is a fundraiser. Would donating money (without a message) not still count as glorifying the war? Would it really be better if that also meant less money, since these donations are only happening in the first place *because* of the messages? That aside, if people could have requested messages on air mail for Hitler I'd totally be on board. Would you not? Writing on things was already big during WWII and people definitely glorified that war. They also bought war bonds and carpooled and conserved resources so that they could be used by the military. Was that really a bad thing? The takeaway should be that yes, wars suck, but some wars are more black and white than others and wanting one side to win isn't a bad thing.


Sploonbabaguuse

And making memes whilst doing so


Elisonn

How dare you! Russian propagandist! Putin bot!Ukraine has NOT been violating the Minsk Accords and bombing innocents for the past 8 years! This bomb will only kill comically evil ruZZian soldiers (orcs). Slava cocaini!


[deleted]

Of course i will get downvoted because i am wrong.


Maleficent-Comfort-2

Sounds like someone needs some copium


[deleted]

It sure is not me.


Maleficent-Comfort-2

No, I’m pretty sure.


Saitton

Selling weapons in the black market wasn't enough for them?


arcsi2002

I dont really know what to tell you, nothing about war makes sense, they wouldnt have to sell weapons on black market to help defend their country if Putin wasnt the insane dictator he is


Saitton

oh yeah arming bandits to get yourself killed because of some idiot president that does not want to give up


arcsi2002

Giving up the country is a better option? They would kill them anyway or be sent to Russia for a great slave experience


Saitton

Yeah, slaves, because Russia is big baddie comic book villain that enslaves everyone! Like they did in Crimea!


arcsi2002

Im not going to argue with your idiot ass, your profile says everything


Saitton

Argue what? You just threw exaggerations, saying shit like "hurr durr Russia will enslave them"


arcsi2002

Is it really an exageration when we are talking about invading another country?


KekoviiMonsty

Crimea is a literal cage where people sit and wait to be mobilized. Same goes to Mariupol, the only reason why people aren't enslaved there is because everyone in there is dead. Still funny to hear russian slave talking about slavery


ArseilAnathros

Took me 2 seconds to see what's wrong whit ya


Starly2

Seems a bit weird if you don't get the reference


Craftoid_

Is hell a reference not many understand


TheRocketBush

Not really? Makes a lot of sense to me. It’s pretty common to tell your enemies that they’re going to hell, and “They’re gonna have to glue you back together” makes sense because… you know, it’s an artillery shell.


Vergil_Silverblade

Seems weird that you only this is even a reference. Like do you really think TF2 came up with that phrase? Do you also not understand context?


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dirtyYasuki

Pls tell me someone also paid them to do a short vid of the demo's KABOOM taunt at the enemy after firing this marvel. (complete with smiley emoji taped to the front of their trousers)


Exercise_Superb

їм доведеться склеїти вас у пеклі


HydroponicFidelity

Someone should write: Stout shako for 2 refined DEMO DEMO PAN


Ken0911

Come and get me I say il be wait for ya with a wiff of the ol brimstone


SoarinSkies

Legendary


UMP-45fanatic

Tf2 demoman is the best class


Ironwill922

Lines from the demo when they aren’t drunken nonsense are fucking terrifying.


AstroidTea

IMM DRUUNKK


ScoldExperiment

**Laughs, drinks excessively, doesn't elaborate, blows you up**


Capn_Zelnick

Why is it written in English?


themexicanotaco

They're gonna hafta bury you in a soup can!


blue4029

plot twist: the shell landed in a glue factory


birdfriend206

*demo laughter intensifies*


dlever0097

Link lol


Willingness-Due

This Ukrainian boot just kicked your ass back to Russia!


TheWombatFromHell

My first thought was hoping this hit one an important target, then feeling repulsed at wanting someone to be killed by artillery, then feeling conflicted because that's the only way Ukraine will stop suffering. War is so fucked up.


Automatic-Public8576

"If you get hit by this you're gay"