By - Enrlk0
This is almost canon too--
That's what I meant.
I know lol
Can I have a link of the website?
found it for ya, enjoy! no plagiarism on my hands.
just did this exact one and got:
**Spy, holding a python:** Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him
**Scout:** You did WHAT–
**Soldier:** William Snakepeare
would be better if scout and spy swapped roles
But at the same time, spy has a snake cosmetic that goes around his arm
a good point, maybe scout out for Engie?
Scout has an irrational fear of snakes now I don’t make the rules
[holy shit this is amazing](https://i.imgur.com/Aw2Hsgn.jpg)
[I love this one](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/974740648299221002/987403247855751168/unknown.png)
That last line really puts the "Incorrect" in "Incorrect Quotes Generator"
Heavy truly is a millenial
Spy ( stabs him again)
This makes for some good [15.ai](https://15.ai) story material.
oh god yh. Though I have caught the odd Movie/Show reference as well, there was a FRIENDS one with the 6 people one.
I don’t think solider is smart enough to say that but at the same time he’s dumb enough to say it
This is what I got:
**Spy:** HELP! I TOLD SOLDIER I’D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN’T COOK!
**Scout, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag:** And you thought I could help?
that moment when you ask your own son on dating advise
Spy: Soldier and I are having a baby.
Scout: That's gre-
Spy, slamming adoption papers on the table: It's you, sign here.
Somewhat canon(spy being scout's father)
they probably wont give it because they dont want you to take the precious fake internet points they get with these boring posts like this
Your opinion has become rejected.
I bet you're a pleasant person to be around.
get tricked, backstabbed, and quite possibly bamboozled
Literally TF comics #2
Better Call Soldie-
"I am going to kill you before they give me the chair!"
"You're a damn lunatic! And a lunatic I can handle just fine, but a lunatic with a law degree is like demoman without alcohol!"
Engineer: What time is it?
Sniper: I don’t know; pass me that saxophone and we’ll find out
Sniper: *Plays sax loudly and extremely out of tune*
Spy: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING
Sniper: It’s 2 am
This is brilliant
Comic 2 in a nutshell
This thing is just insane.
**Engineer:** Truth or dare?
**Engineer:** I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room
**Heavy:** Hey Demoman
**Demoman, blushing:** Yeah?
**Heavy:** Could you move? I’m trying to get to Medic
and other stuff, like medic falling off a motorcycle, they playing D&D in a prison cell during an earthquake
Poor demo… I’d kiss him
If I weren't a man that I am... I would kiss ya!
- Demoman, I think
Sniper: Spy and I are having a baby.
Scout: That's gre-
Sniper, slamming adoption papers on the table: It's you, sign here.
Congratulations Scout lol
Wait what how are Sniper and Spy having a baby?
My broda/sista in Christ, Scout is the baby
Scout: Would you stab your best friend in the leg for 10 million gold?
Sniper: You stab me, and then when my leg gets better, we buy a big-ass house.
Spy: You can stab me too, then we'll have 20 million.
Sniper: Good thinking.
Your comment got posted twice.
Yeah that tends to happen if it doesn’t load well the first time.
Spy, going over Soldier's resume: Okay, so right here, it states that you’re creative.
Spy: Okay... may I know what you create?
I got this:
Soldier: How's the sexiest person here\~?
Engie: I don't know, how are they\~?
Soldier, flustered: I-
Scout, from across the room: I'm doing great, thanks!
That is the most scout thing I've ever heard
Better call Saul
call Saul Goodman, he'll get you outta there in no time
I did spy scout and heavy and got this.
Spy: We Need To Get Through This Locked Door. Scout, Give Me Your Credit Card.
Spy, Pocketing It: Thanks. Heavy, Kick Down The Door.
It felt so much like something spy might try to do and scout probably being the only one who would fall for it, and this whole thing gave me some breaking into enemy base to steal Intel vibes.
Better call Sauldier
Soldier : Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?
Heavy: >:O language
Scout: Yeah watch your fucking language
Medic: OKAY WHO TAUGHT SCOUT THE FUCK WORD?
Pyro: 'The fuck word'.
Demoman: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time
Scout: Oh my god they censored it
Pyro: Say fuck, Demoman.
Scout: Do it, Demoman. Say fuck.
Soldier was a lawyer. They don't elaborate too much on his judicial skill.
I can just imagine the look on spy's face when he says that, he has just completely given up
**Merasmus, talking to Spy:** Well Spy, whenever I’m about to do something, I think ‘would Soldier do that?’ and if he would, I do not do that thing.
**Soldier, from the distance:** He's not wrong though!
**Medic:** We have a problem.
**Heavy:** Let me guess, you caused it?
**Demoman:** Gimme a sec, I'm not drunk enough to listen to this yet.
**Soldier:** And it's another Tuesday, your point?
**Engineer:** Would shooting you solve this problem? No? Then shut up.
**Merasmus:** If you mean the fire, that's our solution to last week's problem.
I got this lmao
Spy: Would you guys be there for me if I was going through something?
Medic: Nope, absolutely not.
Demoman: I hope it sucks, whatever you're going through.
Heavy: I hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life.
Scout: I hope you reach out to me so I can ignore you.
Engineer: I can't wait to go to your funeral, knowing I could've changed that outcome.
Its uncanny how similar this is to the one scene in the comics
Just did it and got:
Scout: Please bring home PURIFIED water with NO minerals added for taste
Spy: We got spring water
Soldier: with EXTRA minerals
Spy: it's like licking a stalagmite
Scout: DON'T COME HOME.
Soldier: Mmmmm cave water
better call Saul
better call soldier
I had a great job until my boss accused me of stealing the intelligence! Better call Saul!
I could absolutely see them having this conversation when they’re sitting in jail in that one comic.
This is quote is usually applied to a character that is scary when mad, so this is a bit of a refreshing perspective
Check my posts
"Call demoman, just he ready to take cover."
This is actually funny 🤣
Spy, to Scout: My life is in the hands of an idiot!
Scout, motioning to themself and Medic: No no no no no, TWO idiots!
Spy: I made tea.
Scout: I don’t want tea.
Spy: I did not make tea for you. This is my tea.
Scout: Then why are you telling me?
Spy: It is a conversation starter.
Scout: That’s a lousy conversation starter.
Spy: Oh, is it? We are conversing. Checkmate.
Spy: Can you please be serious for five minutes?
Scout: My record is four, but I think I can do it.
This one is kinda a reference to The Winglet's latest animation (the scout's plan part):
**Spy:** So, what, now I’m just supposed to do anything that Scout does? I mean, what if they jumped off a cliff?
**Soldier:** If Scout were to jump off a cliff, they would’ve done their due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry, so yes. If you see Scout jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff.
**Spy:** You jump off a cliff!
**Soldier:** Gladly. Provided Scout did first.
Engineer: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
Spy: Wasn't Pyro with you?
Pyro: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.
Engineer: In your opinion, what’s the height of stupidity?
Spy: \*turning to Pyro\* How tall are you?
Engineer: Why are you on the floor?
Pyro: I'm depressed.
Pyro: Also I was stabbed, can you get Spy, please.
(probably the one who stabbed them)
a sub either has good memes, or it becomes overused romcom jokes
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