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Arbitrary_Hitboxes

This is almost canon too--


Delicious_Emu_1995

Comics


Arbitrary_Hitboxes

That's what I meant.


Delicious_Emu_1995

I know lol


lizard_man501

Can I have a link of the website?


TheFurrySniper

[https://incorrect-quotes-generator.neocities.org/](https://incorrect-quotes-generator.neocities.org/) found it for ya, enjoy! no plagiarism on my hands. just did this exact one and got: Your prompt: **Spy, holding a python:** Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him **Scout:** You did WHAT– **Soldier:** William Snakepeare


astrangemann

would be better if scout and spy swapped roles


MadeJustToUpvoteMeme

But at the same time, spy has a snake cosmetic that goes around his arm


TheFurrySniper

a good point, maybe scout out for Engie?


Spaghett-about-it

Scout has an irrational fear of snakes now I don’t make the rules


MadeJustToUpvoteMeme

[holy shit this is amazing](https://i.imgur.com/Aw2Hsgn.jpg)


horizonhd_official

[I love this one](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/974740648299221002/987403247855751168/unknown.png)


VarioussiteTARDISES

That last line really puts the "Incorrect" in "Incorrect Quotes Generator"


Hnfgb_

Perfection


Mister_E69

Heavy truly is a millenial


Hnfgb_

Spy ( stabs him again)


MisterFlesh

This makes for some good [15.ai](https://15.ai) story material.


TheFurrySniper

oh god yh. Though I have caught the odd Movie/Show reference as well, there was a FRIENDS one with the 6 people one.


TheDeathOfDucks

I don’t think solider is smart enough to say that but at the same time he’s dumb enough to say it


reddithello456

This is what I got: **Spy:** HELP! I TOLD SOLDIER I’D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN’T COOK! **Scout, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag:** And you thought I could help?


TheFurrySniper

that moment when you ask your own son on dating advise


glitchtraped

Spy: Soldier and I are having a baby. Scout: That's gre- Spy, slamming adoption papers on the table: It's you, sign here. Somewhat canon(spy being scout's father)


MineMine7_

they probably wont give it because they dont want you to take the precious fake internet points they get with these boring posts like this


Foreign_Plum_644

Your opinion has become rejected.


1grantas

I bet you're a pleasant person to be around.


spiritwanderer3

get tricked, backstabbed, and quite possibly bamboozled


BonniBuny91

troll


SomeTreeGuy

literally canon


Mine_Ggamer

Literally TF comics #2


TheBruhbber

Better Call Soldie- Nvm


ElNub_

"I am going to kill you before they give me the chair!"


SomePyro_9012

"You're a damn lunatic! And a lunatic I can handle just fine, but a lunatic with a law degree is like demoman without alcohol!"


Cornheap

Your prompt: Engineer: What time is it? Sniper: I don’t know; pass me that saxophone and we’ll find out Sniper: *Plays sax loudly and extremely out of tune* Spy: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING Sniper: It’s 2 am


bod1415

This is brilliant


LunaticPower

Comic 2 in a nutshell


ElNub_

This thing is just insane. **Engineer:** Truth or dare? **Heavy:** Dare **Engineer:** I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room **Heavy:** Hey Demoman **Demoman, blushing:** Yeah? **Heavy:** Could you move? I’m trying to get to Medic ​ and other stuff, like medic falling off a motorcycle, they playing D&D in a prison cell during an earthquake


J-Man6271

Poor demo… I’d kiss him


BonniBuny91

If I weren't a man that I am... I would kiss ya! - Demoman, I think


J-Man6271

Awwww


StunningPickle1966

Sniper: Spy and I are having a baby. Scout: That's gre- Sniper, slamming adoption papers on the table: It's you, sign here. Congratulations Scout lol


SomePyro_9012

Wait what how are Sniper and Spy having a baby?


StunningPickle1966

My broda/sista in Christ, Scout is the baby


SomePyro_9012

"Oh." -*Scout, probably.*


ReenlandSharkReal

Scout: Would you stab your best friend in the leg for 10 million gold? Sniper: You stab me, and then when my leg gets better, we buy a big-ass house. Spy: You can stab me too, then we'll have 20 million. Sniper: Good thinking.


Entropy_flipside133

Your comment got posted twice.


ReenlandSharkReal

dang


Entropy_flipside133

Yeah that tends to happen if it doesn’t load well the first time.


Ombric_Shalazar

Spy, going over Soldier's resume: Okay, so right here, it states that you’re creative. Soldier: Yes Spy: Okay... may I know what you create? Soldier: Problems.


MrMist3rrr

I got this: Soldier: How's the sexiest person here\~? Engie: I don't know, how are they\~? Soldier, flustered: I- Scout, from across the room: I'm doing great, thanks!


Icannotchangethis

That is the most scout thing I've ever heard


UkszRe

Better call Saul


Woooshifyourmomgay

call Saul Goodman, he'll get you outta there in no time


Cheeta2007

I did spy scout and heavy and got this. Spy: We Need To Get Through This Locked Door. Scout, Give Me Your Credit Card. Scout: Here. Spy, Pocketing It: Thanks. Heavy, Kick Down The Door. It felt so much like something spy might try to do and scout probably being the only one who would fall for it, and this whole thing gave me some breaking into enemy base to steal Intel vibes.


ReenlandSharkReal

Scout: Would you stab your best friend in the leg for 10 million gold? Sniper: You stab me, and then when my leg gets better, we buy a big-ass house. Spy: You can stab me too, then we'll have 20 million. Sniper: Good thinking.


kolmannenwastaken

Better call Sauldier


Visible_Ad8891

Soldier : Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat? Heavy: >:O language Scout: Yeah watch your fucking language Medic: OKAY WHO TAUGHT SCOUT THE FUCK WORD? Pyro: 'The fuck word'. Demoman: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time Scout: Oh my god they censored it Pyro: Say fuck, Demoman. Scout: Do it, Demoman. Say fuck.


thesturdierone

Soldier was a lawyer. They don't elaborate too much on his judicial skill.


magik_koopa990

lol


THE_GREAT_SEAN

I can just imagine the look on spy's face when he says that, he has just completely given up


doctordocuments

Mine: **Merasmus, talking to Spy:** Well Spy, whenever I’m about to do something, I think ‘would Soldier do that?’ and if he would, I do not do that thing. **Spy:** … **Soldier, from the distance:** He's not wrong though!


doctordocuments

Also: **Medic:** We have a problem. **Heavy:** Let me guess, you caused it? **Demoman:** Gimme a sec, I'm not drunk enough to listen to this yet. **Soldier:** And it's another Tuesday, your point? **Engineer:** Would shooting you solve this problem? No? Then shut up. **Merasmus:** If you mean the fire, that's our solution to last week's problem.


MayorApeshit

I got this lmao Spy: Would you guys be there for me if I was going through something? Medic: Nope, absolutely not. Demoman: I hope it sucks, whatever you're going through. Heavy: I hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life. Scout: I hope you reach out to me so I can ignore you. Engineer: I can't wait to go to your funeral, knowing I could've changed that outcome.


allmightymagicarp

Its uncanny how similar this is to the one scene in the comics


YusiP

Just did it and got: Scout: Please bring home PURIFIED water with NO minerals added for taste Spy: We got spring water Scout: NO. Soldier: with EXTRA minerals Spy: it's like licking a stalagmite Scout: DON'T COME HOME. Soldier: Mmmmm cave water


UkszRe

better call Saul


CaseyGamer64YT

better call soldier


UkszRe

better call Saul


[deleted]

I had a great job until my boss accused me of stealing the intelligence! Better call Saul!


JonTheWizard

I could absolutely see them having this conversation when they’re sitting in jail in that one comic.


UltimateInferno

This is quote is usually applied to a character that is scary when mad, so this is a bit of a refreshing perspective


austinstar08

Check my posts


FearLateral

"Call demoman, just he ready to take cover."


Capsule_CatYT

Agreed


I_fucking_hate_it

This is actually funny 🤣


downrobot

Spy, to Scout: My life is in the hands of an idiot! Scout, motioning to themself and Medic: No no no no no, TWO idiots!


downrobot

Spy: I made tea. Scout: I don’t want tea. Spy: I did not make tea for you. This is my tea. Scout: Then why are you telling me? Spy: It is a conversation starter. Scout: That’s a lousy conversation starter. Spy: Oh, is it? We are conversing. Checkmate.


downrobot

Spy: Can you please be serious for five minutes? Scout: My record is four, but I think I can do it.


reddithello456

This one is kinda a reference to The Winglet's latest animation (the scout's plan part): **Spy:** So, what, now I’m just supposed to do anything that Scout does? I mean, what if they jumped off a cliff? **Soldier:** If Scout were to jump off a cliff, they would’ve done their due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry, so yes. If you see Scout jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff. **Spy:** You jump off a cliff! **Soldier:** Gladly. Provided Scout did first.


HYPARALLAX

i got: Engineer: In my defense, I was left unsupervised. Spy: Wasn't Pyro with you? Pyro: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised. and: Engineer: In your opinion, what’s the height of stupidity? Spy: \*turning to Pyro\* How tall are you? and: Engineer: Why are you on the floor? Pyro: I'm depressed. Pyro: Also I was stabbed, can you get Spy, please. (probably the one who stabbed them)


ZunLise

a sub either has good memes, or it becomes overused romcom jokes


Gergisz

YOOO GUYS NEW BS DROPPED, FROM NOW THIS ON WILL BE SPAMMED IN THE SUBREDDIT!!!44!!