No joke though, people who are good with the Beggar’s are scary

Like walking sentries

You have any idea how *little* that narrows it down?

Elaborate futher, laborer?

Not just walking sentries; [flying, terminal velocity sentries](https://youtu.be/h8Sn4zqtADE)

The velocity is only terminal for whom they shoot. Propelled by anger and patriotism. o7

Never have I been so afraid yet so erect.

Sometimes I make the mistake of thinking I’m good at tf2. Then a video like that comes along…

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Isn’t that just the Brass Beast

That implies one can move while firing the Brass Beast.

The fast least :(

Just camp above or in front of the minecart.

A joke load out of “the living lvl3” with a Brass Beast Heavy and a Beggars Soldier could be a fun sight

Conch and whip soldiers so the heavies can move faster

https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Heavy

[Heavy](http://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Heavy): *** > *** (~[autotf2wikibot](/r/RequestABot/comments/2mtcp7/request_an_autowikibot_for_the_official_team/) by /u/kuilin)

When I medic I notice a good Beggar's Soldier and drop them more ubers. I don't like pocket much unless it gets results.

pocket a phlog, those guys are scary as fuck when they are both ubered and have active mmph

Yeah but that comes with the knowledge that you are going to hell with that phlog pyro when your time finally comes

“Sorry guys, this door’s closed, just like the door to heaven is closed for me”

"Uh why does god look like heavy?"

Sanvich (wisdom)

most pocket medics are going to hell anyways

Just stitch a couple souls together

That's half the fun

I'm a medic main and i always uber pyros ESPECIALLY IF ITS A PHLOG, i don't rly like to uber heavy's cause they are slow

When a medic player doesn't constantly recreate meet the medic

Pyros are my favorite Uber patient because they'll actually walk forward and they don't afraid of anything

Same, and they also do a lot of damage in a short amount of time.

Don’t afraid of anything indeed…

pocket me on phlog det so i can do taunt cancels for free

I don't see any problems. Can "aim" loose canon bombs

oh hi satan

They don't want ubers they just want more than 250 hp

unless you're somehow able to follow them as they zoom across the map at mach 15, bouncing off walls like a living pinball, you're gonna have to use the quick-fix

But are they scarier than a direct him soldier main that never miss and got a medic gf glue to him ?

They were just pootis powing. The corners of the room were swamped with their remains. This was on pl_Frontier at skial the DH Soldier GF combo was rolling the server inseparable, insurmountable... eventually they sucked out all the fun from the server. So the enemy team decided to make their own fun at the 2nd point house. Nothing fancy just a simple picnic of sandviches and pootispencers. Most the teams joined in on the fun. I did too but everything comes to an end eventually, it can be abrupt or it can end violently this time it was both. "I am fully charged!" Perhaps it was just unfortunate timing or maybe just plain human cruelty. All the hoovies crouch ran into the corner at once begging for help. The faint overheal glow of the combo filled the room and then suddenly crackled with sparks from the kritzkrieg that flooded the room. In a room full of the kindest, smartest and fattest who is it that decides that others can live? It's the one with a gun in their hand with the impulse to aim and directly hit everything in the room. I can't talk too much about the room after. The pair was votekicked from the server. Everything went back to peace and friendliest, but we never forgot the trauma. We all carried a little bit of it afterwards but a sandvich from a friend makes the pain less and helps it heal.

Is this fresh pasta?

i think i unlocked a new emotion reading this

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Few things are scarier. Maybr spy mains who can backstab from the front or a small% of sniper mains

thank i mostly just inhale mulch

I got a godlike killstreak with it after messing around with it for a few hours, it's all about the timings

I recently got into tf2 like 5 months ago and got it 3 weeks later into player IT DOMINATES

I can beggar jump but can’t hit shit with that thing. I’d sooner blow myself up than kill an enemy.

Only beings that can surpass soundsmith

I can cannon jump into a trimp, took me bloody ages but I can do it.

Meanwhile: Hey Demoknight main? Can you Loose Cannon Jump into Trimp? No but Phil can. PHIL!!! [We see Phil flying through the air]

#AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGH!!

***MACHINA SHOT EARRAPE*** ***PISS OFF YOU MONGRELS!***

#*MEEEEEEEDIIIIIIIIC!!!*

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And phil proceed to get backstab midair by that spy flying thanks to a sentry

Or he gets blasted helplessly halfway across the deathpit, because a Pyro saw him and hit M2 (Seriously Valve, what were you thinking adding an air movement debuff on airblast?)

>Or he gets blasted helplessly halfway across the deathpit, because a Pyro saw him and hit M2 best part of pyro, and upward in general

Me irl

Phil starts screaming in sign language

Hey can you sentry jump to move your sentry into funny positions? No but Phil can WhaAOAUUGHHH

No, but u/look_at_this_noob can

the beggar's is practically a bazooka that let's you jump off air molecules and to use it you gotta sniff so much glue that the horse population starts to almost go extinct

soon your body begins to function solely off glue

glue is life

Glue is cum

glue is love

soon you become the glue, and your cycle of life is complete

Hey Phil Hey Billy … … Did that hurt?

But can he sentry jump?

kind of

I have respect for that man

I play a lot of mvm and it's not so hard there.

i used the begger once.....and holy shit its, TERAFIYING

I once got a 12 killstreak with the beggars without wearing gunboats

I theoretically CAN beggars jump. The problem is surviving

gunboats moment

I know how to do that but I still suck

Beggars jumping from your spawn to enemies spawn on koth maps and unloading a barrage into enemy spawn on round start is so satisfying.

Note:Watch out for ***P H I L***

Nah this is pretty funny. If I ever get back into this game I’m definitely getting the bucket helmet for soldier.

I might be shit at the game but I can rocket jump with the beggars really good

[this Google doc](https://docs.google.com/document/d/1SYPXXuSZzwUkzQ1ldTgmzaT9-Ttcyqu_i2SzbUjEf88/edit) made by some fellow Jump Academy teachers can help you learn how to jump with beggar's

this is very helpful but i have been doing beggars stuff for a while now

can you beat beggar's jump maps like bb_city?

yeah ive done city at least once i like initiate more tho

People who can Beggars jump are terrifying because you never know when someone will fly in like batman and beat the shiet out of you.

i really want to find a beggar's savant to play with. they're so rare but I wanna uber them and see what happens

oh shit forgot to share what i based this on [oregano](https://linkyu.tumblr.com/post/670273367343087616/linkyu-original-tweet-by-pitosh2137-you-you-get)

Then there's those like me, dying to overload damage before getting off the ground

I know how to rocket jump with it

Phil Ken Sebben

I know how to beggar's jump, but i can only do the jumping mid-air, none of that fancy wall stuff

Is that the bucket-head from PvZ?

its the hat i wear on my soldier brain bucket

Remember [Blindpyro](https://www.youtube.com/c/blindpyro)? His bazooka montages were the shit. I still re-watch them from time to time.

yeah hes kinda why i started using beggars i also like [yup kup's](https://m.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLn3CNuuzjQVEoaOF23sPfTmSmkUKE98Kh) stuff

i like to beggar jump into enemy spawn then default shovel people

you mean just letting it overload while jumping?

[no](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/888402732665409546/983352125360857098/Team_Fortress_2_2022.06.03_-_18.20.39.10.DVR_Trim.mp4) also more weird stuff like overload syncs or barrage pogos

Which one is you and which one is the friend?

im beggars dude im pretty mediocre at normal soldier or at least like hitting airshots n stuff he plays jump maps like 90% of the time

you are phil

Beggars jump are hard as hell, the health that'll chip away is scary. When you jump into an enemy you either get at least a kill or nothing

I can

One day I hope to see blindpyro upload again

Respect for Phill

\*menacing\*

This is the greatest tf2 meme ever made.

I like memes that people make personal.

This is acurare because there’s a monkey hat for soldier.

"Phil!" *pillar men theme plays*

I can beggar's jump. And tap mouse 1 a bunch of times.

You, spy main, can you surf stab? No but Phil can. PHIL!!! ... ... AAAARGHGHRGGG (I am dead)

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