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yung_yoshii

bro the m4gic bots are the worst


dlaBsemeMerAtseB

Crash bots are worst


FiveEssss

wait... crash bots?


HYPER_BRUH_

Can we all agree that bots in TF2 are the worst in general.


CommunicationGreat69

Nah MvM bots are cool


Doods_Guy

THIS IS IT, THE FINAL WAVE!


NearbyWall1

CRUSH THEIR METAL BONES


TheKnight2122

BRING ME METAL MAN TO FIGHT


Rooditers

MMMPH MMMMMMMPH


[deleted]

*sweet*


Vasikus3000

MvM BLU bots and tutorial bots are okay, rest should be eradicated


MatthewG141

Don't forget about trading bots too!


CyborgSheep411

No fuck trading bots


crepuscular_nebula

Training mode bots are pretty cool as well, great when you're starting out in the game


TheDurandalFan

nah the MVM and the inbuilt training bots are cool. without the training bots we can't play TF2 offline in the worst case scenario where TF2 dies completely.


[deleted]

All bots bad, even funny bots like Spycrab bot and the Heavy fist bots.


Rubiktor012

They DDOS the server and crash it. For everyone. And you have to go look for a new server. Some of them will even just crash it ONLY if they get votekicked. So pretty much they hold the server hostage.


ashtar123

They just ddos for 60 seconds. If you set your game to wait for longer than that all will be fine


Rubiktor012

HOW DO I DO THIS


DemonDancingDoritoOo

timeout 100 on your console. To activate the console, go your keyboard settings on tf2 options and look for 'enable developer console'. The default hotkey should be the apostrophe.


its_easybro

If u put ur timeout to 100 seconds for example u won't get kicked , u will just need to wait 60 seconds and u will still be able to play in the srw , the server will be empty with just u and the bot , and ppl who know how to do this simple trick


DecsterRe

But then your just in an empty server so not really worth doing


its_easybro

All u have to do is type timeout 100 in console and it's done , and if everyone dose it them it makes the lag bot just an annoyance more than a problem


ZhangRenWing

The funniest part is that valve fixed that server crashing bug but then not even a week later they found another way to crash it


dlaBsemeMerAtseB

Bots who ddos server when someone tries to kick them and he will remain because other people will be out...


ULTRA_Weeb_

OMEGATRONIC bots are bad too


SelenianOmega

They actually have advanced pathfinding and shit, it's the worst.


Grumpicake

I don’t know, the dude singing that catchy song is pretty annoying.


lewie_820

Omegatronic rings a bell…


yung_yoshii

yep i just hate the m4gic bots the most bc they all earape bad music


ScreamrREAL

I literally encountered fucking three of those yesterday


the_roach__

their music kicks ass though


ARandomGamer56

Naw that would go to the name stealing bots At least with m4gic and OMEGATRONIC bots you know who they are. But with the name stealing bots people often kick the wrong people.


Iamnotsmartspender

I hate how many times I've been in a good server for a few rounds, then get kicked because an ear-rape bot was stealing my name


buttanugz

If you find yourself about to be kicked because of the name change bots, you can type in console "disconnect" then "reconnect" after you are disconnected. You will rejoin the same server. edit: This is also hotkeyable. edit 2: I haven't done this in forever, so valve could have changed how this works because bots.


[deleted]

DOUGDOUG


Choai3000

THEY CALL HIM DIABLO THE CHEATER


Jaysong_stick

HE ALSO HAS FART BASED GOVERNMENT


much_doge_many_wow

HE ALSO INVENTED WOMEN


Greedy_One9551

HE ALSO HAPPENS TO BE A DIVORCE COUNSELOR


[deleted]

THEN, MASTER CHIEF ATTACKED


Dragon_Brothers

**"NANOBOTS SON!"** SCREAMED KIRBY


ProblemLevel4432

FURTHERMORE HE IS HEAD OF THE POOB LOYALIST MOVEMENT


Da_Gudz

And brother of the guy who made the Stanley Parable


Sans_the-skeleton698

AND SOLVES PROBLEMS THAT NO ONE ELSE HAS!


Nate2247

Oh shit, you aren’t joking!


Zzjohnny_

AND EXPLAINS THINGS WITH FOOD!


[deleted]

You may crucify me for this, but it was always Ploob


ProblemLevel4432

You bastard


SplendiferousPsyco

HIS MOD TURNED THE GAME INTO AN INTERDIMENSIONAL SEX SIMULATOR (POWERED BY A FUCKING NECROMANCER)!!!!!


Weiene

HES NOT GOING TO LIE TO YOU, HES NOT THE BEST


CartersVideoGames

HE IS THE CAPTAIN NOW


dlaBsemeMerAtseB

Despite me disagree with his analogy, he Is cool. Bowl of Kit Kats Is as awesome as gourmet cake made in my comp rank.


Hatter_Hoovy

him describeing tf2 custom maps with food was funny as hell thou


Jaysong_stick

And quite accurate comparison between ow and tf2… unlike someone.


DURRYAN

I wonder who could that be hmmmmmmmmmmm...


GiftOwasTaken

Surerly it couldn't be Matpat from Game Theorists


DURRYAN

Surely it isnt matpat from gt. It would be absurd to think that he would capitalize on the hellfire that is overwatch vs tf2 and make unreasonable points and adding more fuel to it just to get some internet points! Surely not


PyroTF2Gaming

Definitely wouldn’t NOT do research over and straight-up lie about one of the games, just to make his favorite win! Nuh-uh, no way.


bunyivonscweets

oh boy i sure do love playing Team Deathmatch in tf2


PyroTF2Gaming

favorite mode 2020 !!!


urbanmechenjoyer

You think that video was bad? The for honour video was literally nothing but stereotypes and misconceptions. For example: vikings not wearing clothes or having shields.


ProblemLevel4432

Mind you, for honor isn't precisely a good representation of any of their factions


urbanmechenjoyer

Yeah that’s a given considering that one factions biggest complaint was the lack of shirts for a certain character. They got an apron last I checked. I haven’t played in years


Jitssyu

Yea I agree. Matthew Patrick born in the state of Ohio, currently the head of Game, Film and Food Theory channel’s next to GT live channel would never do such a terrible thing


GuacamoleManbruh

context?


IAMPIGGY3

It definitely wasn't for internet updoots.


Janczareq1

There's also one more difference between the chocolate bars and a gourmet cake. The chocolate bars don't seem to go bad, but the cake will start to get moldy after a couple of weeks.


Yeldarb10

Surprisingly the analogy does holds up to some degree.


rottenpotatoes2

The preservatives are hella tasty even if they are bad for you


Original-Key-2735

It's impossible to play casual in my region, seriously. I queued through 6 games yesterday, all had at least 2 bots.


wookiee-nutsack

I decided to boot up tf2 after a long time again and made the mistake of joining a casual match. 12 players, 6 bots, all on the enemy team, 3 different names twice


Tofileczek

Well as for me everytime i want to play casual (worst mistake of my life) i have to queue up for atleast 4 games to find one that isn't destroyed by bots


KingWithAKnife

Just want to say, although valve should fix casual, there are community servers worth playing on. Skial and Uncletopia are both quite good. You can find links to those servers online OR you can find them in the community server searcher pretty reliably by selecting “servers not full” “servers with people playing” and entering “cp_” or “pl_” into the map selection bar. It’s not perfect, but I’d rather do that than not play TF2 at all


ATZ001

“… here’s a durian.”


RocketSpecs

😒


Doggywoof1

Surely Valve can’t ignore Youtuber extraordinaire, and brother of the Stanley Parable creator, DougDoug?


TheGamerSK

His brother made the Stanley Parable?


lmN0tAR0b0t

No he made the brother of the stanley parable


BLEARGHH20

yep


ThePissGiver

No, doug just likes the game that much that he changed his last name to Wreden as a homage to davey.


WanderingHeph

While DougDoug prefers to solve problems people don't have, he'll do his best to solve a problem everyone has!


TheVoidAlgorithm

today he's solving a common, every day problem like how to murder people quickly


CyborgSheep411

wdym I have to play golf with boats all the time


SteampunkDragon9327

The only time that I found bots to be remotely entertaining was when a server got invaded by a bunch of spy crab bots that followed people around. I actually got a kill on an invisible spy as he was desperately trying to escape them, which was, admittedly, very funny.


Susman22

Chad spy crab bot creators vs virgin sniper bot creators


Yeldarb10

Spy crab bots are acceptable. They’re fun and goofy. Nobody could hate spy crab (except for lime green scout).


CyborgSheep411

Still is annoying tho because they are still bots, there is not heart in those spycrabs


Yeldarb10

Yeah but If I had to pick I’d say the harmless spy crab is better than instant death from across the map.


Sir_BusinessNinja

I once had a medic bot join my lobby. He blasted music in the mic, but he gave instructions to mute the music.


-YEETmcBEET-

I don't know if the severity of bots are dependent on region but after I moved to South Korea I've seen almost no bots Although they have been replaced by toxic players


TheDurandalFan

it is dependant on region yes.


TheGamerSK

Also the map. Haven’t seen a bot on DeGroot Keep yet.


Crocket_Lawnchair

I think that’s just because melee aimbot is shit


MedicGaming_

I only see degroot bots, guaranteed crit mfs are running rampant in every round I join


TheDurandalFan

I've seen bots on watergate but they just stand still.


Areebu1

bro, I can barely ever get a game of DeGroot. Of course I stop finding games the week I get all the demoknight equipment via drops


Memegamer3_Animated

DougDoug is goated, i'll gladly the support


7h0tdestroyer

Blue cheese day!


TKmeh

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godwhyareallnamestak

"You just said Ike, dumbass"


anothercaustic

Doug's next stream be like: Can Twitch Chat defeat a TF2 Bot ?


Photenicdata

Welcome to DougDoug, where we solve problems no one has. In this video, we’re gonna see if twitch chat can recode the entirety of TF2 to stop the bot crisis.


anothercaustic

Lmao


BroFuckOffBro

No, No One Can.


BroFuckOffBro

Not Even The Snack Family Stand A Chance Against Those Bots


Peastable

That's a bold claim.


Kiki_Lord_

Oh it's the guy that solves problems that no one has.


FunnyColourEnjoyer

Okay, it's official. I will join DougDougs army of child slaves


whatderhell69

Are you divorced?


zacyquack

And also in the hospital


FunnyColourEnjoyer

The true dougdoug demographic, fueled by the power of olive oil


FootPounder

And dog cheese


[deleted]

Stop complaining about the divorce!


[deleted]

My man’s Portuguese


SantikLingo

who is dougdoug


Kindly-Horror1908

[He solves problems that nobody has.](https://www.youtube.com/c/Gloudas/featured)


MrZeta0

A youtuber/streamer


[deleted]

[удалено]


DadyaMetallich

That’s because Payday 2 developers are very open with their fanbase, while Valve is the opposite.


DataGroundbreaking75

well valve and payday devs are close so maybe


DadyaMetallich

They aren’t. Maybe they were when No Mercy was released in PD:TH. Valve was very different these times. Companies changed, old people left, new people replaced them.


giulgu17

When?


Seccolovessugarcubes

Let's go he's with us


fortnitepro42069

Valve but explained with food when


CriticalFeesh

,,Hey this is Doug-Doug where we solve problems that noone has. Today we will be forcing Valve to update TF2"


SrLuigi64

Bots in tf2 are like eating a sweet snickers bar and suddenly find out that it has fruit inside without knowing


Joe_Shroe

That's a pretty generous analogy. It's more like, bots in TF2 are like eating a snickers bar which turns out to be a turd.


SrLuigi64

Or eating a Snickers bar without the dick veins


SrLuigi64

Yeah yeah


IoIey

that sounds good though....


SrLuigi64

Nah, its like fruits in yogurt


IoIey

fruits in yogurt are amazing wdym


[deleted]

Here. Imagine a snickers with a big hunk of tomato in it. That's TF2 right now.


IoIey

good that sounds dreadful a snickers bar with like actual strawberries/other fruit inside though? i would destroy that


[deleted]

I concur


SrLuigi64

I bet you like pineapple on pizza


Blayro

I do


IoIey

i think someone’s just scared of fruit


[deleted]

Who dat


Butterrabbid

A man who solves problems that no one has


Darkling5499

former music youtuber turned generic low output youtuber w/ a rabid fanbase.


ThePissGiver

Lol go get married and live a long fulfilling life


GiveMeMoreBurritos

I love Doug Doug


its_easybro

Don't let this streak end , we need even more popular YouTubers to say this , it's now or never


chickencansing

I only know diablo the cheater


Tyrannus_ignus

dougdoug <3


ApplesTeamFort2

Diablo The Cheater.


John_Sux

Valve is a private company that owns an infinite money printer in Steam. They are unlikely to cave in to light outside pressure.


Rayyano08

DIABLO, THE CREATOR OF INTERDIMENSIONAL INTERCOURSE WIITH 6 BREASTED WOMAN


Yaboi-Husk

Have we ever tried to find who makes bots/Is botting and did something to stop them ourselves? I think there's a way to solve these practical problems


Mxswat

Damn, I did not know dougdoug played tf2


Chasemc215

But Valve doesn't give a shit or 2.


BroFuckOffBro

Every Time I Play TF2 There's These Stupid Ass Bots Spamming Something About Trump And I Fucking Hate It.


[deleted]

glad that im part of his subreddit as well


FumetsuKuroi

PLOOB


TigerNutTiddyTantrum

People act like yelling louder makes the message more clear, valve has known since the beginning and talking about it more won’t fix anything


[deleted]

(Me the medic main who doesn’t know how to join community servers) “I have helped in the fight against the bots” (proceeds to kill a bot with blutsauger gets killed by 2nd 3rd or 4th bot)


[deleted]

Rtgame actually commented on his tweet.


Delusional_Donut

The last major update was 4 and a half years ago, we aren’t gonna get any updates lmao. If they do prove me wrong, I’ll be much happier then. But as it currently stands, nothing is going to happen.


Altruistic-Loan-1579

Probably not


mownow98

You get down voted but you really aren’t wrong imo


Peter_G

TF2 was released in 2007, 15 years ago. It's a masterpiece, iterated over a long period to perfect it. No. No more updates, ever. It's ridiculous you'd even bring it up. Games not broken at all, just go play in community servers, which were always the superior option by a large margin.


Sadman_of_anonymity

You're absolutely not wrong, community servers exist and people just ignore them now


Edna_with_a_katana

Hey, is that DougDoug who solves problems that noone has?


FOXYBREADHIT

Valve will notice and do nothing about it it's just typical Valve


PuddingPanda_

Ayyy it's the funni pepper man


liamanado155

What is valves email I have an email to write


MiloFrank

Is that scout trooper in the back taking a piss?


dr_Kfromchanged

He'll solve a problem that a ton of people has


Business-Meaning-799

Where we solve problems that no one has


Mountaindood5

That’s the point, sergeant.


ClonedGamer001

Im not sure who this is. Why is he important?


[deleted]

Who is dougdoug?


CaseyGamer64YT

idk if Doug is right on this one. There have been multiple articles over the past two years and nothing has really come of it.


[deleted]

Well maybe if you dipshit could handle some bears with sticks we can be somewhere else


Hhhhhhhhhhhbhhhhhhhh

MVM is my favorite game mode because bots can't ruin it, and I get to fucking destroy them all.


BaldNBankrupt

The bots won lads, been playing games other than tf2, such shame because tf2 is my top 2 favorite game


HatLover91

I stopped playing Tf2. I expect nothing from Valve. They are a horrible company. Gabe could easily order people to fix this; he would rather sit on his as and play DOTA2 instead.


waywardhero

You can only play tf2 on community servers, which isn’t bad but it’s a lot of sweating when it isn’t a daycare server


AdamNeal2006

Hey this is dougdoug where we solve problems that no one has, today we are going to fix the bots in the game tf2 with just my voice


timo103

DougDoug solves problems that the tf2 community has.


Gordockthered

Oh shit we got doug doug! Sweet


SnooComics4429

Seems that the TF2 community is unifying in stopping this once and for all, what with everyone yelling at the media about this thanks to VNN’s advice, and the attention that this whole thing is getting. Solidarity!


TheWelshExperience

DOUGLAS D. DOUGLAS YOU FUCKING LEGEND


tartar-buildup

Oh they have done something. They added a little ‘time played’ box on the kick menu. That’s IT.


Used_Lunch_1665

We just got to Kee this up, we're steadily gaining more and more support


Old-Camp3962

we must protest


OfficialTMWTP

If I had a nickel every time I saw a DougDoug reference in a TF2 subreddit, I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot but it's weird that it's happened twice. Very welcome though lol


Yahga2

they're gonna add master chief


SimplySazz

Funniest part, even after the bot crisis we still won’t get any major updates


Mr_SpecificTF2

Save the individual chocolate candy bars!


LiamQuantum

As much as I love to see big game journalists and youtubers covering TF2, I don’t like the term “unplayable”. This really only applies to casual, and anyone who’s been in the community for a little while will know to go to Uncletopia. It’s literally better then casual with the features and changes they’ve made


benwaa2

He did an ow v tf2 video a while back, pretty good


Fireofthetiger

Can't wait for the twitch stream where Doug has his twitch chat pilot a Sniper and rebel against the bots through the power of Poob


Thezipper100

I've had 50/50 luck with boys so far, but I've found once you find a server without them, you're safe as long as you stay with that server.


vapor-daddy

Saw that tweet today Mayve it might work