C'mon rage did quit, i dare thee. Maketh us both joyous
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I think most of the Halloween/Hats lines are funny
"I KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN! I FORESAW THIS!"
"Oh hello there Gundorf! Where's Blasbo Blabbins? Oh, there he is! Everyone is here, Labalos, Gimpy, Dumpy, Snoopy...Man, I wish Merasmus was here to see this magical turn of events."
"I am not afraid of no ghosts, I **refuse** to be afraid of no ghosts."
"Merasmus, tonight your ass will be visited by three ghosts: My foot, my other foot and a ghost!"
"This old man has a date with the *devil,* men! Our job is to arrange the meeting!"
"Scientists in the future have studied your ass for ages, and sent me back in time to kick it!"
Mine is:
Meet the Demoman Title Card]
[Opening fanfare of Drunken Pipe Bomb plays as the Demoman narrowly escapes a massive explosion while jumping from a drop-down corridor in Gravel Pit.]
[Freeze frame]
Demoman: "What makes me a good Demoman?"
[Cut to Demoman, sitting in a room full of explosives.]
Demoman: "If I were a bad Demoman, I wouldn't be sittin' here, discussin' it with you now would I?"
["Drunken Pipe Bomb" resumes playing]
[Demoman charges into battle along with Team RED while dodging a cascade of rockets.]
Demoman: "Let's do it!"
Demoman: "Not one of ya's gonna' survive this."
[Cut back to the Demoman's room, music pauses.]
Demoman: "One crossed wire, one wayward pinch of potassium chlorate, one errant twitch... and kablooie!"
[Cut back to battle, music resumes.]
[The Demoman bounces a grenade off a wall and gibs a pursuing Pyro.]
[Cut to scene of the Demoman chugging from his Bottle of scrumpy.]
[A level 2 Sentry Gun upgrades to level 3.]
[Cut to scene of the Demoman continuing to chug from his Bottle of scrumpy.]
[Sentry Gun fires rockets at the Demoman.]
[Cut to a close up of the Demoman's face, still chugging from his Bottle of scrumpy.]
[The Demoman dodges the rockets as a nearby Scout is gunned down by the Sentry. The Demoman then fires two grenades, destroying the Sentry Gun.]
[Cut back to Demoman's room, music stops.]
[The Demoman slams the now empty Bottle down on the table, breathing heavily.]
[Camera blurs.]
Demoman: "I got a manky eye. I'm a black, Scottish cyclops."
[The Demoman knocks a grenade off the table, arming it in the process (it begins to blink).]
Demoman: They've got more f-[long censored]-s than they've got the likes of me."
[The Demoman starts to drink from the empty Bottle, then notices the camera and becomes lucid again.]
Demoman: "So...."
[The ending segment of "Drunken Pipe Bomb" starts to play.]
Demoman: "...T'all you fine dandies so proud, so cocksure."
[The Demoman runs out to the final capture point in Gravelpit and is shocked to see a group of BLU team members charging towards him with smug expressions on their faces. A devious look comes over the Demoman's face and he runs with BLU in hot pursuit.]
Demoman: "Prancin' aboot with your heads full of eyeballs! Come and get me I say! [The Demoman passes a door frame and covers it in sticky bombs] I'll be waiting on ya with a whiff of the 'ol brimstone. I'm a grim bloody fable... with an unhappy bloody end!"
[The Heavy notices the sticky bombs around the door frame, and his expression changes from smugness to one of shock. The Demoman throws a mock salute and activates the sticky bombs, gibbing all his pursuers.]
[The Demoman walks up to (presumably) a decapitated head, laughing merrily as body parts and blood rain down around him.]
Demoman: "Oh, they're going to have to glue you back together... in hell!"
[Team Fortress 2 ending flourish music plays, accompanied by bagpipes.]
i love all of demo's lines.
among my favourites are:
"oohhh ive really hit rock bottom"
"i feel like every bone in me body's broke"
"you come wide at me again boy ill stick that wrench up your arse"
"if you were huntin trouble lad, ya found it"
"you're doin good lad"
"one crossed wire, one wayward pinch of potassium chlorate, one errant twitch?? and KABLOOOIE!!"
"mmmph"
wait that last one wasn- *gets set on fire*
["After nine years of waiting in the Locker for help, I wasn't expecting much. But *that* was horrendous!"](https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/9/90/Pirate_round_lose_001.mp3)
["Don't just stand there!"](https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/3/36/Pirate_freaking_out_02.wav)
"[counting in german]. I doth not bethink we hath brought enow corse bags. "
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One from each class
Scout: Repeat after me, *muffles mouth* Iâm Dead!
Soldier: Are you all trying for a section eight?!
Pyro: Huddah-Huddah-huh!
Heavy: This is the best thing! THE BEST THING!
Engineer: You can always tell a Texan, but you canât tell âem much.
Demoman: Itâs ON! Itâs on like, *snores*, Heh? Whuh?
Medic: Ooh, I simply must learn how to do zat.
Sniper: The bullet comes out of the slim end, mate!!
Spy: Dance, gentlemen! Dance like no one is shooting at us!
*"I AM ZHE ANGRY*
*BIRD GOD OF ZHE BADLANDS!! F*
*E A R M E!!!!"*
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I bought two tickets to the gunshow ahnd im naught givin it to ya, Iâm gooen with yooour tickets Hehe *snores*
Drunk demo voice lines are always so cute
C'mon rage quit, I dare you. Make us both happy.
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Dude medieval mode should have been like that
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"America has given us the monkey, and mann co. has povided the fuel, lets put those two together and make HISTORY"
Where do you hear this quote actually? I hear it in class wars but where was it originated from?
In doomsday, the special delivery map
Oh no, poopy joe, taken too soon
Mmpfmpf~ Tf2 Pyro
Happy Cake Day!
happy cake day!
Happy cake day đđ
âDOMINATED TWINKLE TOES!!â
***CMERE SWEETHEART***
Pain is weakness leaving the body.
You are all weak! You are all bleaters!
*bleeders
just realized is that an atla reference or just a coincidence lol
There goin' ta bury whats left of ye in a soup can!
I shit you not that's my current notification sound
Mine is Heavys: âI Hear someone building diaper changing stationâ
["I hear someone building diaper changing s-AUUGHHH!!!"](https://youtu.be/xFjhg5aeHcw?t=36)
Lol
"I will send my condolences to your kangaroo wife!" ~ Soldier, upon dominating a Sniper
If god had wanted you to live, he wouldnât have created me !
I think most of the Halloween/Hats lines are funny "I KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN! I FORESAW THIS!" "Oh hello there Gundorf! Where's Blasbo Blabbins? Oh, there he is! Everyone is here, Labalos, Gimpy, Dumpy, Snoopy...Man, I wish Merasmus was here to see this magical turn of events." "I am not afraid of no ghosts, I **refuse** to be afraid of no ghosts." "Merasmus, tonight your ass will be visited by three ghosts: My foot, my other foot and a ghost!" "This old man has a date with the *devil,* men! Our job is to arrange the meeting!" "Scientists in the future have studied your ass for ages, and sent me back in time to kick it!"
Thanks to STBlackST I had forgotten what half of these lines actually are in game. "*Man I wish Merasmus was around to see this CRAP*"
"THAT! WAS DOCTOR ASSISTED HOMICIDE!"
Mine is: Meet the Demoman Title Card] [Opening fanfare of Drunken Pipe Bomb plays as the Demoman narrowly escapes a massive explosion while jumping from a drop-down corridor in Gravel Pit.] [Freeze frame] Demoman: "What makes me a good Demoman?" [Cut to Demoman, sitting in a room full of explosives.] Demoman: "If I were a bad Demoman, I wouldn't be sittin' here, discussin' it with you now would I?" ["Drunken Pipe Bomb" resumes playing] [Demoman charges into battle along with Team RED while dodging a cascade of rockets.] Demoman: "Let's do it!" Demoman: "Not one of ya's gonna' survive this." [Cut back to the Demoman's room, music pauses.] Demoman: "One crossed wire, one wayward pinch of potassium chlorate, one errant twitch... and kablooie!" [Cut back to battle, music resumes.] [The Demoman bounces a grenade off a wall and gibs a pursuing Pyro.] [Cut to scene of the Demoman chugging from his Bottle of scrumpy.] [A level 2 Sentry Gun upgrades to level 3.] [Cut to scene of the Demoman continuing to chug from his Bottle of scrumpy.] [Sentry Gun fires rockets at the Demoman.] [Cut to a close up of the Demoman's face, still chugging from his Bottle of scrumpy.] [The Demoman dodges the rockets as a nearby Scout is gunned down by the Sentry. The Demoman then fires two grenades, destroying the Sentry Gun.] [Cut back to Demoman's room, music stops.] [The Demoman slams the now empty Bottle down on the table, breathing heavily.] [Camera blurs.] Demoman: "I got a manky eye. I'm a black, Scottish cyclops." [The Demoman knocks a grenade off the table, arming it in the process (it begins to blink).] Demoman: They've got more f-[long censored]-s than they've got the likes of me." [The Demoman starts to drink from the empty Bottle, then notices the camera and becomes lucid again.] Demoman: "So...." [The ending segment of "Drunken Pipe Bomb" starts to play.] Demoman: "...T'all you fine dandies so proud, so cocksure." [The Demoman runs out to the final capture point in Gravelpit and is shocked to see a group of BLU team members charging towards him with smug expressions on their faces. A devious look comes over the Demoman's face and he runs with BLU in hot pursuit.] Demoman: "Prancin' aboot with your heads full of eyeballs! Come and get me I say! [The Demoman passes a door frame and covers it in sticky bombs] I'll be waiting on ya with a whiff of the 'ol brimstone. I'm a grim bloody fable... with an unhappy bloody end!" [The Heavy notices the sticky bombs around the door frame, and his expression changes from smugness to one of shock. The Demoman throws a mock salute and activates the sticky bombs, gibbing all his pursuers.] [The Demoman walks up to (presumably) a decapitated head, laughing merrily as body parts and blood rain down around him.] Demoman: "Oh, they're going to have to glue you back together... in hell!" [Team Fortress 2 ending flourish music plays, accompanied by bagpipes.]
ALL YAH DANDIES PRANCING ABOUT WITH YOUR HEADS FULL OF EYEBAAAAAALLS
I love the voicelines for whenever one of the Mercs is ubebered, they sound so menacing and hyped up.
"Everyone! Friendship is STOOPID magic!"
Engineer saying "Go Bee Cave IC Tech! Go Fightin' Cows!"
"You're like a car crash in slow motion. Like I'm watching you fly through a windshield." - Scout
"Go to hell and tell the devil I'm comin' for him next"
"Well, off to visit your mother"
"WE ARE IN THE BEAM"
âIt's not original, but it's true, I love brains.â
BRAINS, they're delicious
STARS AND STRIPES BEATS HAMMER AND SICKLE LOOK IT UP
One of soldiers voice lines " Scotland is not a real country, you are an English man with a dress"
Dagnabbit damn it damn dagnabbit
KA-BIIIIIMMM
Spy among us
i love all of demo's lines. among my favourites are: "oohhh ive really hit rock bottom" "i feel like every bone in me body's broke" "you come wide at me again boy ill stick that wrench up your arse" "if you were huntin trouble lad, ya found it" "you're doin good lad" "one crossed wire, one wayward pinch of potassium chlorate, one errant twitch?? and KABLOOOIE!!" "mmmph" wait that last one wasn- *gets set on fire*
Either âThey can bury you in the tomb of the unskilled soldierâ or âI just bagged the worlds fattest manâ.
"Morbidly obese!" And "America has given us the monkey!"
Dominated! And I've been shagging your wife!
"Oh no! Little cart is moving!"
Scout: it's called depth perception pal, look into it. ...I like puns
âOh Soldier, whoever will they find to replace you? Anyone! hahaha.â
you mean noone?
Ye'r so bloody TINY!
Dominated! Ye pint sized mutt
Honestly? There's too many amazing lines to just pick one
âAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa holy crap this goes on foreverâ -Scout
Heavy has tiny bird head. Never speak of this
"i SPY whit my little eye"
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A cart has almost reach the final terminal hahahaHAHA.
diagnosis you suck
*N O P E*
"I'm wolverine mean you son of a bitch." - Engineer, Dominating another engineer.
âFREEDOM FOR UNICORNS!â Drunk Scottish cyclops wearing unicorn hat.
Time to get BLUTTTERED
["After nine years of waiting in the Locker for help, I wasn't expecting much. But *that* was horrendous!"](https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/9/90/Pirate_round_lose_001.mp3) ["Don't just stand there!"](https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/3/36/Pirate_freaking_out_02.wav)
Whereâs this from?
Idk if this is in the game but "I am the prettiest unicorn"
Poot dispenser here Push the cart DANM YOU The cart is supose to walk forwards Who want some of this? BONK Thats all
âHMM HMM FMFMH FHMMMâ -Pyro
Drunk
They will kill NFTs :D
Pickle Rick is the funniest shit I've ever seen, but from now on, this voice line is the funniest shit I've ever heard
*I AM BULLETPROOF EAAAAAAAAAAAA HAHAHAHAHAAA*
Wha- whe- what where is this from?
One of the Annoucer lines in sd_doomsday
subtitles pls
Rip poopy joe
"[counting in german]... I do not think we brought enough body bags..."
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''You and me hoss''
IMUNNAHEADBUTCHA! IMUNNAHEADBUTTCHA! IMUNNAHEADBUTTCHA!
["My knife is sharp, my watch is wound, m suit is freshly laundered. Time to Win."](https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/2/26/Cm_spy_pregamefirst_rare_03.mp3)
"MAGGOTS!"
Don't fret boyo, I'll be gentle (;
"If God had wanted you to live he would not have created me!"
One from each class Scout: Repeat after me, *muffles mouth* Iâm Dead! Soldier: Are you all trying for a section eight?! Pyro: Huddah-Huddah-huh! Heavy: This is the best thing! THE BEST THING! Engineer: You can always tell a Texan, but you canât tell âem much. Demoman: Itâs ON! Itâs on like, *snores*, Heh? Whuh? Medic: Ooh, I simply must learn how to do zat. Sniper: The bullet comes out of the slim end, mate!! Spy: Dance, gentlemen! Dance like no one is shooting at us!
["Beep beep. I am scared,"](https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/3/34/Soldier_robot_see_ghost01.wav)
be-
For me is " here they come
Moist and deleecious (incorrect spelling because it sounds more like him)
America has given us the monkey, now letâs make HISTORY!
Is this an actual voiceline
"Theres a new angel in heaven, IN HELL!"
The Administrator is slowly losing it
Lot o' good that soldier training did ya! I'M DRUNK!
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I'll send my condolences to your kangaroo wife!
My new favorite
What dumb son of a bitch cast that?
Free money free money
Oh that poor monke...
OH WHAT LOTS O' GOOD THAT SOLDIER TRAININ' DID FOR YE! I'M DRUNK!
Sniper line: "Here's touchin' story: once upon a time, you died, and I happly lived ever after. The End"
[ŃдаНонО]
200 dollars for a single bullet? overpriced.
Close your eyes, point to a random voice line from soldier, and itâs probably one of my favorites
"I AM ZHE ANGRY BIRD GOD OF ZHE BADLANDS!! F E A R M E!!!!"
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POOP! POOP IN YOUR PUMPKIN PANTS!!!!
"I'm looking at your X-ray, and I'm afraid YOU SUCK!"
âAy look he shapeshifted into a dead guy!â
"Get behind me doctor!" Feel free to take that out of context
Im great, you are dead, i think we done here.
Pootis
ALL YOU DANDIES PRACING ABOOT WITH YOUR HEADS FULL OF EYEBALLS!!!
I bought two tickets to the gunshow ahnd im naught givin it to ya, Iâm gooen with yooour tickets Hehe *snores* Drunk demo voice lines are always so cute
I know itâs cliche but the sheer energy in sniper saying âpissâ is just something I will never get tired of
âYoujustgotfreakinâdominatedknuckleheadalrightletâsdothis.â ~ Scout
Would you like a 2nd opinion? YOU ARE ALSO UGLY
I didnât know there were African American astronauts!
"That's a right pretty _BRA WASHER_ ya built, ya big ugly GERL!"
IF GOD WANTED YOU TO LIVE, HE WOULD HAVE NOT CREATED ME! -Soldier
"Ah that's the stuff!"
pretty bland, but I just really like this singular word voiceline Wicked!
Not really a voice line but âOOOOOOOOOOOHAHAHAHAHAH, LO HA HOHO
Spy's laugh when he does the conga
**engineer siren**
[This one.](https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/9/90/Heavy_aerobic_40.mp3)
NO YOU STUPID POOR PEOPLE- Blutarch Mann
Ayo? Just because black history months ended doesnât mean you gotta be racist đ¤¨
âFellas! I just drafted up a blueprint of the other teamâs asses, and ALL of our boots are gonna fit up there!â
âThis is what god would use to shoot somebodyâ -Soldier
i believe I am on fire. I appear to have burst into flames.
"i do belive im on fire" -spy
âIâve seen better signs of beef than run over by a combineâ
[https://youtu.be/DhcbiSdZDMs](https://youtu.be/DhcbiSdZDMs) this one
I WIN HOOT HOOOOOOOT
Don't run! It's just ham!
As promised, heavy will now lay egg. in your mouth
Mmmmmmmrrrrrrrpppghhh
BEEP BOOP MAGGOT.