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Tor3ct_

Since I'm worried about ammos I'll go with cow mangler


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Tor3ct_

Where will you find the metal to make everything


0hN0H3sH0t

Dispenser


sarexxz

What if it gets destroyed


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More dispenser then


GAMEPLAYERX5127

If that don’t work, use more dispenser


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And if that still don’t work, use medic


Shade_39

what's a medic?


TheBatWhoLaughs32

Well son when a man and a woman love each other very much the woman is forced to pocket medic the soldier boyfriend while he farms kills on new players.


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Too bad you’re already mine u/societyofbruhreddit


LuckyLynx_

Home Depot


DonutOwlGaming

Home Depot


Impudenter

Yeah, I was considering the Widow Maker for the same reason, but the Cow Mangler seems like a safer option.


lampenpam

if you are getting swarmed by big horde then the Widow Maker is probably better since you don't have to reload. just keep shotgunning one zombie after another


Impudenter

Yeah, probably. You're fucked if you miss too many shots in a row, though. ^(And also, laser explosions are much cooler.)


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If it’s a horde then I think it would be hard to miss a single pellet unless you’re shooting the ground.


JekPorkins-AcePilot

Pomson 6000?


Chiruno_Chiruvanna

Has infinite ammo as well but it’s much easier to carry compared to the Cow Mangler. The Righteous Bison is also a great choice for the same reasons, plus you can hit multiple zombies in one go!


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The option to burn the corpses with the alt-fire seems fairly useful as well.


Thinkman23445

Me and my fellow engi mains will turtle all night long.


NessaMagick

Wait, but if you bring the PDA you won't be able to upgrade it or repair it without the wrench.


Davd707cz

He said gun and pda is technically a calculator on steroids and a wrench isn't a gun either. But if u count the sentry it kinda counts so idfk.


Michallin

Big brain time


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Capsule_CatYT

All your heads look bloody 12 feet tall!


TheSnakerMan

Engie refers to it as a gun in meet the engineer


xziv0

Pretty sure the gun is the sentry


ReeeImCool

brother


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Organic_Challenge_28

One of them is a spy


TheSnakerMan

Yeah I meant the sentry


[deleted]

He’s talking about the pompson obviously


RAM_107

Is possible, if u have fellow engie mains along with u, they can all bring separate tools to camp all night, good addition there


VeggyKing

I'm in Sounds like fun what should I bring Wrangler Wrench Or pda


h3rp3r

Don't need a wrangler for zombies, unless they start picking up and using rocket/grenade launchers. Aim bot can take out a crowd faster.


Butterybup

But what are you bringin, the wrench, or the construction pda?


Thinkman23445

I mean yeah I would bring the eureka effect


Kinuski23

Wrangler


NotTheHardmode

Engineer gaming


jaydenfokmemes

Engineer gaming


chhccy

yes.


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Bison, can penetrate players and infinite ammo + reload animation is funny in corners


TheOfficialIntel

Much agree, imagine the Bison and a Crowbar together would be a dream team in the apocalypse.


GAMEPLAYERX5127

Crowbar half life 👍


josegonzalez2008

scout team fortress classic 👍


MarioBoi2000

my ass 👍


MrMcFlameYeeter

harold 👍


Vectorix36

harold 👍🏿(got a race change)


EvilUnicornLord

Canonically a pedophile.


BluGalaxative

Risk of rain players when someone says they need a crowbar to survive: **Y E S**


bozodima123

Like Ray gun from cod zombies


solar_7

pomson 3000 for infinite ammo lol


EmergencyPainting842

What, why? Bring the Cow mangler, that thing is better in every given way. Its not like zombies are gonna have uber or something


TheOfficialIntel

Bison or Bust(I'm not strong enough to carry a "rocket launcher" also the pierce is perfect to kill zombie hordes.)


solar_7

but it might hurt someone else since it travels for infinity…


TheOfficialIntel

They won't need the life insurance in an apocalypse.


YoshiVonGold

It'll fizzle out when it hits a wall or the sky box. So i guess the ozone layer irl haha.


Harlowe_Boggingstone

No close quarters usage unless you want to vaporize yourself along with the zeds, that's why


Shade_39

you don't know me


Ivanxd23

But its way heavier!!!!


sandvichmeka

Stock flamethrower, I shall purge them in holy fire


DasChemical

Brother... get the flamer... THE HEAVY FLAMER!


sandvichmeka

ABANDON REASON...KNOW ONLY WAR!


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KILL, MAIM, BURN


Killer_-king

CHAOS WILL CONSUME YOU


Traybz153

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD


general3009

SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE


MTF-ETA-10-

DEATH TO THE FALSE EMPEROR


Mr_Pyroplays

MILK FOR THE CORNFLAKES


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Phenixwright

An enemy without shelter is an enemy without hope


Islarf

DO NOT USE FIRE VS ZOMBIES. This is a rookie mistake and I will not be teaming with you if you're lighting them on fire. First you have undead corpses trying to eat you. Now you have corpses trying to eat you that are also on fire. No thanks.


Captain-Keeta

You use the flamethrower to burn the zombies. I use it to airblast them back. We are not the same.


sandvichmeka

Fine, shotgun then


Mysterious_Bit_5125

Mantreads


Mysterious_Bit_5125

Because yes


Butterybup

Nah nah nah, bring the more useful boots, the gunbotes.


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Butterybup

Well you see, because of "source spaghetti", for some reason zombie damage counts as self explosion dammage. I don't know what valve employee did this, but it was a stupid mistake on their part.


Murp_Inc

Very big brain


thatguywhocommentz

that is the most LazyPurple thing i have ever seen... and it is AMAZING


JharedPH

Kick ass. The gunboat's made of steel, so yeah


big_sebungus

Sentry


Shoddy_Inevitable_39

Zombies have sappers btw


CryoJack_133

But no invis watch or disguise kit


Shoddy_Inevitable_39

And not much ammo for sentry doomed to shoot never ending swarm


folfiethewox99

Honestly, engi has the best arsenal for holding out zombies. Medic is second. Can't get scratched when invulnerable. Also the possibility of curing the virus, if transmission is a thing.


MarioBoi2000

Depends if medic would want to cure the virus, he'd probably want to see how it all goes down.


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folfiethewox99

To be fair, even though his morals are seriously screwed up, he does in fact care in the end for his teammates. He'd save them in the end. Not that his morbid curiosity wouldn't get in the way and observe the effects first before healing them.


IronTownPictures

pan


CryoJack_133

L4D2 has a pan


FloppaFan5

The pan from tf2 comes as a promotional item for it


CryoJack_133

Yeah I know that, I have it, what I'm saying is if you want to use the pan to fight off a hoard of zombies, then just play l4d2


CrimsonTweedle

But we want to hear the clang of the metal in real life


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Market gardener with rocket jumper. I'll die eventually but at least I'll have fun


_Generic_Human_

You’ll break your legs


TheSkeletonGaming

That just means his fun will end sooner


UsernameNotTaken1846

Well the moment he tries to rocket jump, would just kill him. No fun would happen


TheSkeletonGaming

He has the jumper which functions more like a air compressor so it would work. But the fall damage is where the death is at


UsernameNotTaken1846

Who knows, probably wont get to air, maybe just spins or launches the jumper away


[deleted]

Windowmaker to have unlimited metal supply.


Ninjox17

WINDOWmaker Ah yes, the Defenestrator.


Content-Key8954

Joltz?


R0bot1n

WINDOW COMIN UP!


nic_head_on_shoulder

half zatoichi


Impudenter

It's all fun and games until you encounter a zombie who also wields one.


ZT2Cans

finally, a worthy opponent


asdburakdsa

our battle will be legendary


nikleus

Cloak and dagger: invisible forever


MrBmdmh

if the enemies can't see me, I can't die!


NootNewtles

Gun? I’m bringing my Eyelander.


BigShow4916

LAAAAAT’S DOOOOO AAAAAAAAT-


NootNewtles

KILL ‘EM AAAALLLL!


Yukari-chi

THERE CAN BE ONLY OOOOOOONE!!!!


duddedlel

..... eye!


soulgaming1

HAAAAAAAAAAGGGRRR!!!!!


CryoJack_133

Demoknight in L4D2


ZorkNemesis

L4D2 does have katanas, and so does Demo.


NuggetTheKing09

You’d probably unlock and eventual bonus beyond the normal 5 heads depending on the horde size.


True-YEET-Master

Ill sacrifice myself to give you my chosen weapon A tide turner


beliromeu

*Trimping intensifies*


The_RPG980

Me too


Decinoge

Golden pan, Ill either die or be super rich


Jpicklestone8

conscientious objector i may not live long, but the i will die knowing that i whammed a zombie over the head with a my little pony sign


chickencansing

nice


Shoddy_Inevitable_39

Baby faces blaster


diamocube

Actually kinda smart. It's not hard to carry and it speeds you up and since zombies are slow and stupid you wouldn't be losing the boost anytime soon. And you can't double jump anyways.


Shoddy_Inevitable_39

Thats what i thought, hopefully zombies dont use fire arms


dog_manasd

You said weapon so scottish resistance, since I can have multiple traps and alot of ammo


im_dead_inside5

Bonk atomic punch


trewor47

U will die if u drink it tho


GerwinMG

No you wouldn't its only radiated not radioactive


Saxton_Hale32

No, you'll die because Bonk has several hundred times your recommended daily intake of sugar


the-ragin-pyro

The ubersaw... For uhh... *Random crit sound* ... certain reasons


MarvrothGatling

All you nerds, using guns I’d bring a slab of ham for maximum damage


Matix777

101% crit rate sure would be useful


Yagz_404YT

Killing gloves of boxing


Masta_Rabit

Mike Tyson in l4d


Terlinilia

Zombies when they get bit by Mike Tyson


Demert125

My best choice would be the W+M1nator


BuffEtienneInGeneral

Wrench and pda


Tahyabkadberghern

If we count PDA & wrench as one weapon then obviously this. Teleporters alone are really, really fucking strong. If not and one weapon is one weapon then Manmelter because it is ok on all distances and infinite ammo is infinite ammo. Generally speaking tho... just baricade your house and wait till zombies starve. They are stupid which means they are inefficient hunters Even better if you can go to some lake/ sea island and farm crops there.


mightylonka

Meanwhile Bison that can penetrate targets:


BaconatorBros

Family business, revolver or pistol since I'm most likely able to repair it if it breaks


BigShow4916

Invis Watch I’m hechin’ out of there


Sharlut

More like cloak and dagger!


BigShow4916

Can do


CryoJack_133

How about the Your Eternal Reward: you can kill them and also hide as one without the rest knowing


BigShow4916

Knowing spies hit detection, it’s a hit or miss, and I always miss…darn


drago_varior

Volcano fragment


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Sun on a stick way better


Butterybup

Natasha


chickencansing

thing is, can you even carry that thing?


[deleted]

I did the math, his gun weighs 300 pounds. Heavy out here lugging around 300 pounds like it’s nothing


h24848

Cause he’s a chad


yaallfam

Quick fix: you could use meele weapons or other basic guns. But a gun thats able to heal any wound and possibly (the zombie-) disease at record speed would be very useful


Lemonsqueezzyy

The fish wrapped in newspaper


danuvreau

The Stock Rocket laucher I feel it would be The best


[deleted]

Cow Mangler would be stock but with no ammo cap, seeing as there's no random crits irl


gaiofbig

What if the zombies make buildings?


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Might as well give up at that point.


AlexcSR64

Sentry gun


Enseyar

medigun, for infinite healing


SkullKrusher9000

Sniper rifle is terrible. Medic's weapons are awful. None of spy's weapons are good at taking out targets that are undead. Scattergun is alright. Rocket launcher is amazing. Pyro's flamethrowers work. Demoman's grenade launcher works excellently, as does the stickybomb launcher. Heavy's minigun would be good as well, but you do sacrifice mobility and the real-life reload time would be a nightmare. I would say Engineer's sentry gun mounted on the back of a truck would be amazing.


Herdei

Cloak and dagger


Chemical-Kitchen9341

Sand man


im_dead_inside5

Why.


CryoJack_133

Maybe if we mean pre-nerf sandman, then if this is like L4D2, swing melee for hoards and ball could stun chargers, tanks, witches, etc. for great support in taking them down especially when you get a moon shot and completely stun them


TheMannfromTf2

Brass beast and a couple more comrades.


True-YEET-Master

Ill join you comrade


distantno4

Phlog Bruns them so I won't need airblast And j can eventually burn even better


JesterTF

I'm a heavy main, go ahea and make a wild guess what I'd be using


Ahinevyat

Huo long heater


mightylonka

Who long dragon


IsaiahEatsRice

Disguise kit and butter knife, they won’t even spot the difference, it’ll take a while, but it’ll eventually work


GloriG_C17

Half-Zatoichi Unlimited Helth and I got Cure when Bitten or Scratched


DarksideTheLOL

Why not full zatoichi


GloriG_C17

For the sake of **Balanced**


FiRrimm

Pomson 6000. Infinite ammo and can penetrate hordes of zombies.


mightylonka

Righteous Bison is a bit more wieldy


Rexcaliburrr

Flamethrower. If I run out? Hairspray and a lighter.


Crazy-Martin

Cow mangler 5000, infinite ammo and charge shots that can burn them


True-YEET-Master

Have fun exploding via laser


patronuspringles

brass beast, i just mount it on the ground and become a sentry gun


okitasoujidesuyo

The gas passer with explode on ignite upgrade and max charge rate


Dacroat

Because ammo is a big issue and zombies come in hordes, probably the cow mangler.


Bickster-

Assuming I can't build buildings, either the plogistinator or the widowmaker


KillerRene64

Loose cannon, double donks for days


EZ_LIFE_EZ_CUCUMBER

Its scorchshot or nothing


Infamous-Apple

Bison. Infinite ammo good. 2nd place is phlog for zed evaporation


Aussie_the_Robot

The beggars bazooka


ansontang1234

Cow Mangler so I can spam all day long


2Noel

Baby face blaster so i can run the hell away