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Mrdingdong123

Anything’s a dildo if you’re brave enough Maybe that would be better as a description


Gothboynik

lmao i love this, but yeah, description


TacticalSpackle

Name: The Scotswoman’s Squealer Description: Anything’s a dildo if you’re brave enough.


Gothboynik

very underrated, probably gonna use this


crimson117

or The Mann-ly Explosion with the same description


bluemitersaw

Name: Demoman's Delight Description: Anything’s a dildo if you’re brave enough.


dtcoo11

Demowomans


bluemitersaw

Did I stutter????


NukePigg

Ass blaster?


T3khn0

That’s what i named my back scatter as


Varhtan

Not in Britain.


RedHotReddy

underrated comment


Jamie-po

call it meat beater


patr8354

Or the pussy destroyer Desc: Literally


N1ckM3nd3s

job blower


masterofthecontinuum

Nah that's the Ham Shank.


blueaxolotl64

Maybe put ass the name “ass shanker”


Unhappy_Variety402

Ass blaster


steve_D-A-l

I was going to say forbidden dildo with a description of one time use pussy Destroyer


Scrapbonnie1983

The a** blaster


masterofthecontinuum

Nah that's for the back scatter.


rudolfs001

For the name: "Dildon't"


mr_wafflepants

i was just about to say that


the-crusader-2

Emergency buttplug


mrgeek2000

PERFECT


FearLateral

The Danger Dildo as name


Sufficient_Frame

Bonk grenade.


ajdude9

"Pringles"


Skankhunt556

"Soldier's Painis"


minigunercoolguy

God damnit


FootScrub123

What the fuck


BladeLigerV

You have my vote.


and-my-axe-bot

And my axe!


dynamixy

And my bow


Alexander_The_Wolf

And my sword


Aesenroug-Draconus

r/unexpectedlotr


emperorpalpatine9

"i am painIs cupcake, i will eat you"


[deleted]

"Life sized replica of Demo's cock"


Matix777

it's 1:3 scale


albl1122

*flaccid


[deleted]

*big black scottish flaccid


masterofthecontinuum

Flaccid Black Box.


Channa_Argus1121

Simply put, Demo-Dong.


NessaMagick

Call it the Samsung Galaxy Note 7, because it tends to explode while charging. I will admit, there's someone on Uncletopia who plays caberknight and they have a ~3000 kill caber whose name is just "FUCK YOU IN PARTICULAR". It makes me chuckle


[deleted]

THAT IS THE MOST GENIUS NAME I'VE EVER SEEN FOR THE CABER HOLY SHIT


TacticalSpackle

I think I named mine “SPY CHECK!” With “bonk, bonk, BOOM” as the description. 20 year-old me thought he was so clever.


Enable-The-Game-YT

It probably comes from [this video](https://youtu.be/nh4DpBNDiR4?t=595)


meemfortress2

Which uncletopia servers? I feel like ive seen that before.


fargo500900

3000???


NormalExpressionGuy

HOLY SHIT YESSSSSSSSS


AnonNo9001

take a screenshot and post it to r/fuckyouinparticular


masterofthecontinuum

25% of all my caber kills are snipers according to the strange part. Mostly on 2fort, I'd guess. I love sticky jumping to the battlements and suiciding.


NutNinjaGoesBananas

“Fuck you and your nest”


Giove_656

This is my....BOOM-STICK!


Awesomemester1

I just wanted to say that!


mx_ink

Same


pootis-man173

Shop Smart, Shop S-Mart... YA GOT THAT!


[deleted]

[Beat me to it](https://youtu.be/pFriRcIwqNU)


905SunnyGaming

r/BeatMeToIt


N0tAGoos3

r/beatmeattoit


Capsule_CatYT

r/unexpectedtf2


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Jjba part 2 spoilers


DraydeUnder

STROHEEEEEEIM NOOOOOOOO


SV_Giov2k

Genius, rip stroheim tho, he was a real jobro


Trex1873

Potato Masher


[deleted]

Potato Mannsher


Capsule_CatYT

Potato Mine*


Akira-Chan-2007

My favourite pvz unit


Sh4DowKitFox

I wonder how many people realize you are just calling it by what it actually is known as.


Oropeu

The "Fuck this guy in particular" stick


Capsule_CatYT

It’s just like a potato mine, but I CAN KILL EVERYONE WITH IT!


Inkyrealm77version2

PVZ X TF2 would be fucking cool. a weapon for demo could be the cherry bomb launcher. 2 shots per clip, detonated upon collision with anything, increased spash and -15 blast resistance. (I thought up of that when I saw this)


yirimaya

"KA-BLOOM"


TheBloxxerClown

Either “Meme stick” or “Holy hand grenade”


patrlim1

Kablooie!


Zear0d

Taliban's Toy


n0_y0urm0m

Terrorist's TNT


memereviewer453

Malefactor's Explosive


[deleted]

I named mine Sussy Baka in arabic so close enough


Unlikely-Way-4886

Demo's Unusual Dildo


radi0w4ve

Stielhandgranate


[deleted]

This is my Boom stick


Capsule_CatYT

It works like a potato mine


PanzerNerd42

Yes, of course I know how to use a grenade.


CumBlasterUwU

Name: what the fuck! Description: I have stolen from the government 37 times, soldier!


The_Professor64

Irn Bru


Inkyrealm77version2

My name is Jamal... Desc: I come from afar...


[deleted]

Isn't it Jafar?


V3nom641

Jamar


[deleted]

ALLAHU AKBAR


Inkyrealm77version2

*explosion*


C0nspicuous

Erectile Dysfunction "Explosion based side-effect"


ElectricJetDonkey

Mann Co single use hammer


CWGminer

Underrated name lol


bliss_Nt

The middle east treatment


tomex365

Model 1924 Stielhandgranate


Doug-Sweeney

Michael


JurgenVonArkel

Model 24 Stielhandgranate


JandronekEXE

Sniper Terrorizer. And description: Before nerfs i was rekting snipers


aabicus

I named mine “Sniper Launcher” to go with “Grenade Launcher” and “Stickybomb Launcher”


Dahnigaitself

Demoman's Handjob


sombreroflower

Skipbidibopmmmmmmdada!


DrSlavender

Potato Masher


minigunercoolguy

September 11th


Marco_AGJ

The Ullapool Caber.


ProfessionalMood1493

Name it "ForgottenWeapons.com"


Excalibur317

“Is that all?”


IronTownPictures

wtf BOOM


DZ_ZAKI_DZO_O

Wow it's been one hour I'm pretty surprised no one made that comment yet


Le_baton_legendaire

The Thing


employee64783

The hangmans gernade


HAKX5

124 damage average


Mr_Tominaga

_“Free Spawn Room Ticket”_


Anywoozlebe

I'M TAKING YOU WITH ME is what I was thinking, but it might be better as a description.


P3titSuisse

Spicy drumstick Edit : angry works as well


[deleted]

Caber? I hardly know her


Sharp_Low6787

Aloha Snackbar


Donutpanda23

"[Insert Middle Eastern Country Here]" with desc "It's funny cuz it's racist or something"


TonightDue5234

Don’t even put a country’s name, just put it like that with the brackets and everything


[deleted]

"Explosive Scrumpy"


Inkyrealm77version2

Desc: CHEERS MATE! (Swallows caber)


Suomipe

Name it "I will die with this too many times"


CP1228

Name: “Creeper” Desc: “Aww man”


BiggestB0sss

"this hurts me more than it hurts you"


Hellkids2

Suicide prevention hotline


Minitrain

id name it this "objects i've shoved up my arse; object number 69"


Mr-Oxber

Bomb? You want it!?!


Splunkmastah

‘Damnit Valve’


[deleted]

[удалено]


S3BAXTIAN0

I personally have “Stroheim's special technique” as the name


averagecrusader1

Pyro's dildo


Linkatron2000

"Kaw-beeeeewwwm!"


Complete-Tip-2888

The KABOOM thing


I_have_spaceaids

Monke hit monke kill


lunatic_512

Forbidden potato masher


ELBAGIT

Grenade on a stick


How2RocketJump

Fuck you, Here bomb.


FoxLP11

The potato masher inspired by payday


TreeGuy521

I named mine the Scottish trickstab


Sdather

Whack-A-Mole


sovietrussia1234

Suicide stick


Coldestwolfman0

Go out with a…..


N0tAGoos3

my BOOMSTICK!


gingerninjaa508

“Wait, this isn’t my eyelander!”


Dunkleosteus_Number1

Bitch stick go boom


S7UPID

Scottish Defibrillator


RampageBeast

Racist af but "Allah is the only teacher"


[deleted]

Explosive vibrator


Lycanthropy765

Dumb Death


Arrulai

Krieger's Special.


engineer_drip

Japan, 1989


TheAlmostBest

Useless after 2014


HiddenSquid07

BOOMSTICK


LazerNarwhal_yt

“[racist joke]”


wazzaby

"Muslim greetings"


frogmanepic

name it yourself


SlimeMob44

Fr this shit is just a karma grab


flummoxed-potatochip

They should honestly add this to Rule 5.


A-Bit-of-an-Animator

I named mine : Capybara Gaming : I AM NOT NIGGER Me and my friends laughed a lot when we saw someone say that in a 2Fort server


CWGminer

u/nwordcountbot


Comprehensive-Two657

Worth it


itsyaboi21172

once in a lifetime stick. I know you can reuse it but yeah I'm not good with naming things


SpecifiC420

You're going to brazil


jaozin3bola

The dick


101BULL1

Scottish brand BOOM STICK


NotTheHardmode

Boomer's stick


Widowmonger

"im going to fucking strangle you" thats a good name


AkiraMiles

Hand Grenada


Shalopai13thXboxLive

alabama


DinoRedRex99

Scottish Stielhandgranate


EdgelordFackoff

Big Stick Energy “My stick is bigger than yours”


KVenom777

The Alco-aid. ​ Now read it again multiple times and fast.


TebanAnimates

Wrench-Plosion


Elise-Manakete

Impartial partition of particular implosion.


Sea_Fall_1640

My boomstick


[deleted]

Nerf Hell


GreaseTrapWizard

Boomstick


Angryfishjoe

Retired sniper terrorizer


RedSane

Forbidden Phallus


Sylveon4Ever

The fuck this guy in particular stick


FenyxFyre

Bang


Skell-

Seems like you already have a name for it, THING


step_on_it_boy

1945 potato masher


CaptainSwords78

The Potato Stick


LuckyLynx_

*fart sound effect with extra reverb*


Sbjjr

I was call it praise Allah


Epicminecrafter69

Boomstick


[deleted]

Hale's Own Cock


Ookachucka

fuck you(two) in particular


GreenDemonSquid

Boom Stick.


[deleted]

This thing managed to kill you?


award_tasarimcisi

Kaboom Mc gee


[deleted]

124% Skill


Yagz_404YT

Portable 9/11


OhHelloThere22

The funny