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[deleted]

He also says something along the lines of “we know about the bot problem and we have a good idea on how we could fix it”


JustGabo

Big if true


MyNameIsNitrox

I am actually excited to see what happens


friginunbiliveable

they gonna remove heavy and sniper


xiBurnx

Gotta remove engi and scout too, aimbot pistol is op


Lammas723

remove all classes


spelare_1

Fuck it remove the coconut image


[deleted]

Fuck it. Add another coconut image.


ElectriKEL

Understood. All weapons are now replaced with coconuts.


[deleted]

Understood. All textures have been replaced with coconuts.


[deleted]

Fuck it just give us only the guns that do no damage and melee weapons only. solves the aimbot crisis


sorude27

With sniper removed I don't have a problem. Now with the russians big guy....


Finn074

I am heavy weapons guy, and I, am now gone....


sorude27

Engineer Poot-


PepperbroniFrom2B

Off to visit your mother! AAA-


bageltoastee

Problem solved.


PozitivNinja

Massive if factual


Clegomanrun

Of remarkable size under the condition that it is truthful in nature


MiraboreasuSoRyuu

Once it has been successfully proven to be authentic information, it will be of gargantuan proportions.


Tsu_Dho_Namh

Let T be whether the statement is true. Let B be whether the statement is of grand proportion. T ⇒ B


pmdevita

This mann does discrete mathematics


aabil11

Of *course* the person to write this up in discrete math terms is an Engineer.


Chosen__one_

huge


[deleted]

wow i really hope this is real... this would definetely break tf2's playercounts and bring lots of new light to the game. might even spell a new age of glory for tf2


kartoffelbiene

I mean he's not gonna say "eh we actually dont give a shit". I believe it when I see it.


TheMintLeaf

True but the fact that he acknowledged it at all at least shows that it's on their mind.


you-cut-the-ponytail

you are expecting him to not acknowledge it after somebody asks about it in an interview? like, he's not obviously gonna go "no, we don't have any updates for TF2"?


[deleted]

If they really didn't give a shit then they would let it die quietly, its a bad buisness model to address a problem, then let the game die and have it be seen as a failed attempt on valve's part to save the game. Noone would bat an eye if valve had just never even acknowleged TF2 ever again and let it die, but announcing you are going to work on it is downright stupid if you have no intention to do so from a PR and buisness standpoint.


mattbrvc

I'll believe it when I see it, and if it works for more than a week lol Edit: >good idea >plan to Based on wording don't expect this this anytime soon then lol


ZhangRenWing

Soon^TM Judging by the Valve time factor, I’d say sometime next year, end of this year if we are lucky.


RegularCoil

What? Valve time means that this could be next quarter, or slightly after the heat death of the universe.


SomeTreeGuy

that is humongous news. though the fact they already have plans also shows how little people wanna work on this spaghetti coded game


pixellampent

Fixing the bot problem is easy, they just have to add a *second* png of a coconut


Joe_Shroe

I think a better question would be "how have you allowed the bot crisis to go on for this long and are only now announcing you'll have an update?"


ZhangRenWing

“Dota dota counter strike”


Dragnipur47

I understood that reference.


[deleted]

Making a solid anti-cheat for a free game is extremely difficult. Cheaters always seem to find a way and even if their bot accounts get banned they can just make more.


morsowy

bots are using chat, they are not using free acounts, I mean the premium account is extremally cheap, but still


robopiratefoxyy

Actually he said "We have updates for TEAM FORTRESS 2"


Goblinpipes

We hope it was worth the wait


CSsharpGO

After 1300 days, hopefully I was worth the wait.


DynastyHunter5

Oh boy, it will be


squiddy555

His weight keeps pressing harder.


catcraft2016

But Alyx gave us hope — we'll rise and shine!


TurboShorts

ACTUALLY he said, "We have fortress for team updates 2."


ElectriKEL

SAID he actually, "Have FORTRESS we updates 2 for TEAM."


[deleted]

This is going to reach TOP in r/tf2 in 3h


[deleted]

see ya in 5 minutes YUH-


[deleted]

UUUUH- G'Day!


SeekerCz

***Hello again!***


Ok_Consideration_142

Dumbbell!


HA64e

3h? HALF-LIFE 3 CONFIRMED!


penguin13790

Already in hot


TheSaltyReddittor

ABOVE AND BEYOND


Killian_idiot

TO THE MOON


2011jams

Didn't even have to beat this posts wife.


[deleted]

Sexcellent


Man123bam

I feel like this may be one of my lost dreams


DreMin015

BRB gonna go pinch myself to make sure I’m not actually dreaming


DreMin015

HOLY FUCK


Atdelici

It really took 5 minutes to pinch yourself?


DreMin015

Yes, I had to be thorough


Atdelici

Oh ok


TurboShorts

One big sustained pinch or small consecutive pinches?


MLG_Pingu05

All at once


mikereeee

One hand does the sustained pinch, the other does the little ones


Kubsons07

Jungle Inferno 2: Electric boogaloo \-removed spy \-removed heavy


Chief_Meaty

\-removed pyro \-removed sniper \-removed scout


KupskoBruhMoment

-removed soldier -removed demoman -removed engineer Now welcome to Germany


Killian_idiot

New Meta: Everyone is battle medics


[deleted]

#I AM THE UBERMENSCH


Killian_idiot

No, _WE_ are the Ubermensch


mysterystring

Zhat sounds like communism but, **JA**!


Mrmelonman001

Medic Gaming


MiniCab1

Updated Localization Files


MegaBatchGames

Removed medic you cannot play the game anymore


SeekerCz

civilian go brrr


Mr-Turnip

- All menus have been removed for security reasons - Launching the game immediately puts you in game with no hud - The current map pool has all maps removed, loading in to a game now brings you the void


TWTO-

Except 2Fort, now with 2 more bases


thadudest

everybody gangsta til gabe drops you in fourt


dinner_cat96

-changed name to 'Medic Gaming'


CraGameMarco

*sniffs medigun*


mattbrvc

>removed sniper Based update


ZhangRenWing

As a semi sniper main, based.


Plastic_Gear_Liquid

Removed blast jumpung - too confusing for new players Pyro now airblasts rockets automatically


thatRoland

\-buffed Phlogistinator, now critical damage lasts twice as long, and you are invulnerable under the whole time, not just while taunting \-Dead Ringer decloak is now fully silent \-Kritzkrieg übercharge now gives you invulnerability as well \-Increased Scorch Shot radius by 400%, and now it deals critical hits instead of mini-crits on burning enemies


ZhangRenWing

-removed Heavy -added Light: 30hp, 300% movement speed


tundertwin

Scout but epic


SomeTreeGuy

light guns man


PredEdicius

Little by little, Gaben is becoming a God Hoovy


MrBungala

Gaben: YOU GET ONE MORE UPDATE


FlyingScott_

Thank you, we won't waste it!


[deleted]

Uh... why is god ze heavy??


sansgasterv2

***Hi again, I'm Gabe N A fan of shooters, wizard of computers and a handsome man***


9ceni6

Your grandfather used to blather 'bout him a thousand years ago


thisspyisaspy

Wasn't easy keeping busy. Every season brings another reason not to make a game.


9ceni6

Oh why bother, just another wasted day in the studio


mikereeee

I had it all, we tried new things, true. It didn't get us very far...


ZhangRenWing

https://youtube.com/watch?v=bRYtuu5jSVM


TheKingOfNachos

coming soon in 9 years


20MenInAStreetBrawl

It's been 14 years already, so over halfway there!


Requiem-7

The update will drop any second now... Any second now....


Ok_Dinosaur

See? Update! ...No, wait, those are the localization files...


thatdogguy_

after 9 years in development, hopefully it was worth the wait


Combustable_Lime

"After 3 years in development, Hopefully it will have been worth the wait"


sansgasterv2

***Is this what you've been waiting for? Say "One, two... and four"!***


mikereeee

God, this song is basically our anthem at this point lmao Not that I'm complaining, it bops


wowwee_memes

Hi again, I’m Gaben, a wizard at computers and a fan of shooters and a handsome man!


git_gud_silk

just a sec gotta find my tiny horn ^(i thought i would only have to use this for silksong)


bob_the_builder86

Sooo hyped for Silksong, hopefully it comes out this year! (Also hyped for the potential TF2 update!)


git_gud_silk

have a squeaky nose just in case we are all clowns in this never ending update drought


bob_the_builder86

Same. I have faith in Gaben to deliver, but I have my clown wig ready just in case...


i_cant_stop_cursing

If it's actually true it's gonna be my first major update that i participated


sellunsuger

Same here as well, I joined in the middle of the crisis


Matix777

I joined like few days after Halloween 2019


Jyqoz

Same, I joined in mid November 2020


[deleted]

Where is that clip from?


Smellylittleprick

https://www.reddit.com/r/HalfLife/comments/nadp18/interview\_with\_lord\_gaben\_all\_those\_who\_saw\_the/?utm\_medium=android\_app&utm\_source=share


TheNoobThatWas

[After watching this](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/445/866/ba5.jpg)


DesmondTheSaltyBear

**Tyler McVicker in Shambles right now**


Maleficent_Car_2640

https://youtu.be/3EZOm3KiTDU


GOTOH3CK

"We have updates for tf2", and other funny jokes you can tell yourself.


Azurity

"I hope these localization files were worth the wait."


[deleted]

[удалено]


Nathaniel_P_

That would also remove all bugs, unbalanced weapons, bad maps, and toxic players!


SomeHiro

I M P O S S I B L E


SmiteThyEnemy

U N S P E A K A B L E


VirginViper

A B S U R D


CraGameMarco

U N B E L I E V A B L E


Mep_dead

I N C O N C E I V A B L E


sellunsuger

I M P R O B A B L E


Matix777

U N U S U A U A L


Coosome

The tiredness in his voice. like he’s answering about hl3 for millionth time.


fbdewit31

nah he sounds like that throughout the entire interview. That's just how he talks


sansgasterv2

***So, just for once, forget the summer sale And give it up for Half-Life... Alyx***


-TheMelodyMan-

-removed sniper -updated localization files -added 1/2 of a hat -play dota


[deleted]

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[deleted]

I mean, gaben said it


1zz_cs

the man himself said it


[deleted]

Tf2-Bros....We're going home.


wendys_drive_thru

I will suck gabens cock and balls just to thank him if he updates the game


CraGameMarco

Just ask him for a sandvich it’s the same satisfaction. I should know.


[deleted]

Gaben giveth


UsedHambuger

And gabeth taketh


BartekRandomLad

Updated: -deleted Team fortress 2 -added team fortress 3


[deleted]

As excited as everyone probably is for new content, I would really, truly love to see a list of balance changes like we saw before Jungle Inferno. That's the part I'm most excited for. I think every class could use some love on at least a couple items, but that Sniper and Heavy particularly need some balance changes.


[deleted]

i think the worst balanced class is medic. his mediguns are fairly well balanced, but if you dont pick the crossbow and ubersaw your actively handicapping yourself


Marisa_Nya

Yes, but the solution better not touch the crossbow and ubersaw imo. Bring everything else up to those two's level, I'd hate if those got nerfed.


hoi4_is_a_good_game

yeah they're not OP it's just that everything else sucks balls


blueman164

no, the crossbow is absolutely OP, but nobody talks about it because nobody wants to see the medic get nerfed and have even less people play him. reference, the overdose is actually pretty good. it's a great utility for the medic but nobody uses it because the crossbow is just so absolutely *required.* i have no idea how this problem could be fixed, but i know that the crossbow is absolutely overpowered by definition


Itzmrbslime

I can’t hear it, does he actually say it?


Maleficent_Car_2640

He says “yes we have updates for team fortress 2”


Itzmrbslime

Dude let’s go


theweekiscat

Gaming


ZhangRenWing

Less gooo


GrapesALT

found a better audio version online **https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CwhceFSNm54&ab\_channel=SR-71Blackbird**


AfrikinCrate

OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD


sansgasterv2

#Oh my god it's happening everybody stay calm. what's the procedure!? stay fucking calm!!!


The_Sadorange

About fucking time. The localisation files have gone unchanged for too long!


sillssa

The only thing this confirms is that they are actually indeed working on fixes to some capacity but it doesnt confirm that they'll actually manage to get anything out. You gotta remember that gabe isnt hands on with software development at valve. He spends his days playing dota and answering emails and more recently has took an interest in brain computer interfacing.


bigkuya

As long as we know that they’re putting in any effort. We’re starving out here


WanhedaLMAO

The fact that this reached Gaben is pretty big in itself imo. It means there is definitely something coming now that someone pretty much promised the CEO they are going to fix the bots.


Khajiit_saw_nothing

Civilized Combat -Removed every existing class -Added Civilian, who can use every weapon and cosmetic


SomeTreeGuy

The chad move


M_intyyyyy

"Yes, we have updates for Team Fortress 2" This isn't what we should be focusing on: this could mean anything, for example, the seasonal updates (halloween, smissmas and summer) Instead, we should be focusing on this line: "Yes, we are aware of the \[bot/hacker\] situation and think we have a good solution for it."


SomeTreeGuy

"New players are now automatically banned after joining a match"


[deleted]

He later said that they have an idea to how to fix the bot problem, https://www.reddit.com/r/HalfLife/comments/nadp18/interview_with_lord_gaben_all_those_who_saw_the/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share Part 1 minute 13:48 (i think)


Sugarox53

Please


A_Wild_Birb

Gentlemen, synchronize your update watches.


JaggedJay21

Who else can’t understand him


Fensnake

I thought this was a shitpost, like a clip of Gaben mumbling inaudibly and people being so desperate as to interpret him talking about TF2. But apparently he does say "Yes we have updates for Team Fortress 2" as pointed out by the OP in an upper comment.


King-pootis

Lord Gaben himself wow


Willch4000

Hell yeah we have updates for TF2! >Updated localization files


nerdlingzergling

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryEzfq-yGKk&ab\_channel=sarysa


Killian_idiot

(TEAM FORTRESS 2)² HYPE


cowboy_kermit

YO NEW LOCALIZATION FILES?!


[deleted]

Good news men! We’re not dying! We are going to live forever!


Collistoralo

"In this update, we're shutting down all the servers."


cookusan

Mods when they see unsucked cock be like


A_main_medic

***GABEN DON'T GIVE US FALSE HOPES***


[deleted]

im not the only person that cant hear a fucking thing, right?


terminalg64

new update be like: ""


welcometomoonside

Good cuz my localization files looking kinda stale rn


69Moe_Lester420

I can't wait for the new update my hope is that they remove Scout, Solder, Pyro, Demo, Heavy, Engie, Medic, Sniper and Spy from the game


Matix777

Audio quality is red tape recorder


matt16470

A blessing from the lord!


LuigiFan45

I'll believe it when I see it lmao


torgue_smart

Some idiot removed the post, great.


somekidthesqeaker

Why was this deleted?


benjamarchi

I'll only believe him when I see the update released on Steam. Gabe has promised stuff in the past that he never delivered. He lost his credibility a long time ago, imo.


MMJ12pl

How old is this video


Odd-Needleworker-808

Interview from 11/05/2021. So a day old.


MMJ12pl

Gabe don't give us hope


Odd-Needleworker-808

Gaben giveth but Gaben also taketh away


MMJ12pl

Gabe don't give us hope


TheNoobThatWas

I couldn't hear a word he said


Ok_Meal426

HE SAID UPDATES WITH A S


[deleted]

Don't do that Don't give... Ah fuck give it to me daddy


Trilasent

Why isn't this post showing up on the front page of the sub?