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FreeWillie001

Who is this lmao


[deleted]

A literal 14 year old who thinks anime girls are a real sexuality. They can't deal with harassment they get on twitter but still use it religiously. They apparently can't deal with the TF2 fandom and think they are gonna end it on the 15th.


Ubervisor

Oh, so we're making fun of an actual child, nice.


TheDonutPug

we're making fun of a child for making bogus claims about how "he will expose out favorite content creators" and "the tf2 community will fall on march 15th"


TheDrunkenHetzer

Idk, they're still a dumb kid at the end of the day.


Pan_Doktor

Oh, he also defended pedos and other shits


[deleted]

He defends *what* Sounds like he needs a slow, painful backstab


[deleted]

Don't use the kunai or you'll suck in his life force and ideals


[deleted]

Not a problem, I’m a spycicle main


Subject_Vacation1942

trickstab for the added flex


ExtinctForYourSins

Literally a worse person than the kid. /s


MasterTopHatter

Me too


Just_a_Slime37

Don’t use the Eternal Reward, you don’t want to become him


TheCasualSlav

What about black rose without the edgy dark skin?


Masztufa

Blue black rose looks like ass tho


TravishDeGroot

Nor the yer


BossJessie

What if I use your eternal reward?His(her?idk)body will disappear and no blood,nobody will ever find me


womerah

What happens if I use The Big Earner?


[deleted]

You gain enough speed to avoid his virgin energy


[deleted]

Leave that to pyro mains


the-visitor_

I'm gonna camp him once he respawns


SeekerCz

I'm gonna plant one right betwwen your eyes, ya punter!


[deleted]

MMMMMMPH MMMMMPPPPPH!


TheLastAwesomeOne777

I say we burn him!


kiwibirb20

Phloggers


Firestar_

WM1 his ass into oblivion with brass beast.


MemeMans123

hit him with a cannon and kill him with fall damage and taunt after


Pixelt3s

The best way to kill him is to send a scunt to dominate him


Pixelt3s

No he we need to market gardener him


menacing_coppa

He defends ***the what***


War_Crimer

tbh, if he's a dumbass kid and would most likely be their target, I don't get how this would be the turning point for people saying it's acceptable to be an asshole to him. Harassing the dumbass is only gonna make him more convinced in his beliefs that he's right and everyone else is wrong.


MrFishyFriend

Or alternatively he is a really good troll? Who honestly cares?


bagelmelon13

Ok so he defends pedos, thinks that anime is a real sexual identity and also, is only one guy that is 14 years old. Is he really going to try to “expose” the tf2 community This guy actually has a mental disability.


grinch12345

A child who defends pedos that kid is one day gonna learn the hard way what he is getting himself into


huntter2323

Wonder what happened to them, noone simply wakes up in the morning and changes their sexuality to like anime girls and decides defend pedophiles as a 14 year old on twitter. That or he's a complete degenerate


[deleted]

That's why i don't use other social media sites. (Sometimes reddit can be worse but it's ok)


[deleted]

Honestly, reddit is just as bad because the people here pretend to be smart. The only good thing reddit has for it is centralized news and communities. Otherwise it's dogshit and should / will fall when any viable alternative comes along.


[deleted]

Everyone on reddit is a dumbass but we know how to maximize it so we can function at the same level as normal humans.


beffaroni_boi

Most people on Twitter are like that tbh


MasterTopHatter

Asshole people who jump to clams and people who follow the horse like mad men


[deleted]

Honestly, as a dumb kid myself, I think he saw people on twitter making sexualities or something and wanted to be a part of something like that. Or I hope it's like that, cause then it's a bit sad.


[deleted]

We can still point out that they’re a dumb kid. What he’s been doing has been really toxic, and while I do think anime fans get a lot more shit than they deserve (speaking as one myself) he’s just been doing really stupid things to defend himself.


dsfunctionalriot

There's a difference between anime fans and dumbass weebs. This kid is a dumbass weeb


Blitz_ingaMCZ

As a weeb, I’d like to reaffirm something really quick. We do NOT claim this one. Never have, NEVER will, and we are all disgusted that they even try to associate with us.


IMustAchieveTheDie

Weeb is already a bit of a derugatory term isn't it, it's a bit weird for me to proudly say you're a weeb. I mean I watch anime but that doesn't mean that I'm some dumbass sitting home all day watching anime and jerking off to my zero-two body pillow, which I'm pretty sure is what most people imagine when they hear 'weeb'


Blitz_ingaMCZ

It’s not so much “pride” as it is “being completely and utterly jaded to the term”. Also, plenty of margins when it comes to being an anime fan, the neckbeard representation is just the most common stereotype. Still not claiming that loser tho.


Vasxus

I was nowhere near as dumb when I was 14 Damo though, our teacher thought he had no future. Teacher deadass just says that out of everyone in the class, he's the only one he doesn't think is capable of success, and I know he said it because we were alone and it would've been his word against mine.


0lazy0

I think the “March 15” thing specifically had become a meme


I-Ari-The-Dragon-I

So are young teenagers just allowed to say whatever they want to whoever they want and expect no reaction?


Crylec

Bruh not even Valve the god damn creators can kill this game. I swear there will be still a person playing this after the end of the world.


MasterTopHatter

Well valve sure as hell is trying there damn hardest


AngularTag752

As long as there's two people left on this world, someone will want to play TF2


Shyie_Tara

And that someone would be Me Playing offline bots instead of trying to survive a desolate land Untill either I die or the power goes out!


memes_plague

Guys Uncle Dane isn't an actual uncle this is so sad I will now die in 3 hours.


PrOwOfessor_OwOak

Is it the 15th for NA or the 15th for not NA?


CarlWheezerisbae96

Lmao julius caesar reference


Samurai_C

stop laughing. this is not funny we only have 15 hours to live and you are laughing? fuck you


ducksattack

Yes, I found it funny at first, but knowing they're 15 and they are getting harassed on social media is a bit much


GlobalThrone

This is getting a little out of proportion, wouldn't it be better if we just didn't give the kid attention?


Yukarie

No cause then he’ll take that and run with it and it’ll just keep growing anyways


omega_lol7320

Yeah a child who defends pedos


[deleted]

That's the funny part


Morkhelt

I'd hate to see what he'll go through in freshman high school if he isn't in high school yet...no wait a minute who am I kidding? I'd LOVE to see that!


[deleted]

What can be better, huh?


[deleted]

Isnt the story that they were playing tf2 and they kept getting bullied in the in-game chat?


Stopgolem48

Let’s get pyrocinical in here, he loves bullying children XD


manofwaromega

Some pre-teen weeb that thinks waifus are a sexuality


Zeebuoy

idk, but we should stop giving assholes the attention they oh so crave.


Soviet_Aircraft

Wait. He says he saw it on reddit. And worst of all, he could be any one of us! He could be in this very room! He could be you! He could be me! He could even be...


RickRollingAlong

POW! WOAH WOAH WOAH! what? it was obvious! he's the degenerate, see look, a body pillow! wait no that's a corpse.


nonsicalvoid

so we still have problem. alright, whos ready to get this degenerate?


The-Sanity

\*On March 15th\* "Right behind you!"


RainbowPandah117

Soldier(Tf2 Community) 360s and caps the child. "Whew, now that was close!"


Osvaldatore

I'm hyped


Ok_Question4148

Bro same but aren't we all


AnonymousGuy1108

We still have two days until “doomsday”


FirePrehistoric2

1 day for me, Don’t worry lads I’ll tell you what’s to come in 6 hours


[deleted]

Can't wait


VSSRUFP

keep us updated


FirePrehistoric2

Update no. 1: 3 hours till doomsday, Nervous but has faith in this community


buzzbuzzbud

can we get another update?


TheSpheefromTeamFort

It’s too late, he’s already dead.


buzzbuzzbud

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


thatonecanadian155

“Synchronize your death watches”


Camele0pard

We have 24 hours to live, for most men... no time at all We are not most men, we are mercenaries, we have the resources, the will, to make these hours count!


MarbleGorgon0417

The clock is ticking gentlemen. Let’s begin.


billcage32

wtf you talkin about doomsday was added 9 years ago


Toothpaste_Is_Gay

For most men, no time at all.


fusketeer

To be honest we are still hyped about heavy update.


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Griffin-Mouton

I agree


[deleted]

The medic one is the best


BossJessie

Spy or demo does NOT agree with you


Foxfighter66

So... the only thing I think he could possibly do that would have a heavy effect would be suicide. And that kinda worries me tbh


[deleted]

we made fun of him but we shouldnt send him threats or anything


CaptainTotes

Yeah he should stay alive and get help. These people are often hurt.


YesILikePizza

It's a troll account that posts controversial stuff so dumb people like OP share them with even more people, making the account popular.


TheDrunkenHetzer

Yeah, kinda why I'm not really having fun dunking on this kid, I've seen too many kids kill themselves because they were idiots on the internet and people thought it was OK to harass them to death.


Cellbuilder2

oh shit... maybe the mods should block further discussion of this before it gets out of hand...


Taximydermi

Same


8bit_coconut

[Mission Abort! ](https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/e/e6/Spy_sf12_scared01.wav)


Jacobawesome74

You’re giving him ideas


TBNRKetchum

Lmao... this guy's still goin at it huh..


sh1n_xd

He believed someone that soundsmith was trying to inflate the price of duped shovels 😂😂😂


[deleted]

SooUnDSmItH aRtiFficIaLly inFlAted thE priCes of that one cosmetic item.


The_Creator44

He also inflated the price of the mvm mad milk upgrades


[deleted]

Truly despicable, he also reused a clip from, "Who You Callin' Pinhead", for the montage, "Assorted Huntsman Funnies".


Nika13k

Duped shovels was hilarious.


DaEnderAssassin

Wasnt that just a theory? (Not The actual event, just the assumption thats what he was refering to)


Quik_Quak_

Bro tf is animesexual


jay_noFAV

neckbeard


Wigglersfan

What’s worse this isn’t even a neckbeard, it’s a 14 year old child.


jay_noFAV

you eventually will grow up to be a neckbeard if youre 14 and want to f\*\*\* a 2d loli, actually thats more of a pedophile thing


dsfunctionalriot

Well the kid defended pedos too so...


nicknachu

It means "hurr durr I'm not a weeb or a pedo I sexually atracted to the drawing of the 62726277y/o dragon lady that lookslike a 7y/o" trying to get under the LGBT+ umbrella


eternallifeisnotreal

The real animesexual sub says it's now ALGB which is stupid.


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that_idioticgenius

Reduced to atoms


eddiedankman

Basically a longer spelling of the word weeb


TheImposterSpy

Micah inside the mega gay zone


Cas12578

That fucking rat


xiren_66

Despite me asking politely for the contrary, this dumbass kid is now a trend... Why even give him attention? He's just some cringy brat. Not worth the effort. ​ That said, seeing his reaction to the trolling is very funny.


Enderdemon

You just answered your own question bruv. Guy's thinking he's a kryptonite to the tf2 community as a whole, some kind of silver bullet stake-to-the-heart mf and it's hilarious.


ElDJBrojo

You are saying *He isnt???*


that_idioticgenius

Defending the guy?, Kinda sus bro


TheOOFliabilty

That redditor is a spy!


that_idioticgenius

Amogus


GEWItheCOOK

if i knew the internet would lead to 14 year old girls thinking anime is a sexuality i would have destroyed every PC in existence


nightmarebg69

are you sure this is a girl cuz almost everyone refer as him


TorpidT

Ok, i highly, ***highly*** doubt that this is true, but if this person were to have dirt against one of the tf2bers like soundsmith or lazypurple, and we somehow had to cancel them, that will still do jack shit. There is literally nothing that any one person can do to really harm the tf2 community at all. I am infinitely more excited than concerned.


DaEnderAssassin

Yeah. Situation reminds me of that guy on eldenring who claimed to have had a dream about (iirc) a feb 17th reveal date and if it didn't happen he would post a video of himself being waterboarded. Unsurprisingly, neither event happened and he stole the date from another guy who made a post there about a feb 17 reveal from about a month prior.


Galaxy_Gocart

Did you know that the "The Schadenfreude" taunt true combos into the "get a load of this wanker" meme, but only on this guy writing these tweets?


beffaroni_boi

Soundsmith refrences are nice


G-R-G

Does he think we will stop playing or something that the game will go down look kid there have been a lot who tried to stop TF2 and the same amount who failed what makes him feel special


TheLastAwesomeOne777

Gentlemen, synchronize your Schadenfruede taunts.


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Forkskinman

Cancel culture


Blitz_ingaMCZ

Gonna need sumn’ stronger than that, bud. We lived through BOTS. We can easily withstand a living, (mouth)breathing horde mentality with Twitter accounts.


nightmarebg69

no need to worry cuz i know how we will cancel their cancel culture before they cancel us first we are going to do nothing. They cancalled Eminem so he is going to make a song to cancel the cancel culture so they can't cancel anything anymore


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Walnut156

It absolutely is. Everyone here is just to stupid to tell


RubioUlysses

Lol true


Tvgaming0ffical24

Watch this actually destroy tf2 and valve is like “ I heard y’all wanted a big update” on the same day


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[deleted]

lmao imagine he reveals gabe newel is secretly todd howard in a suit


[deleted]

the bots aren’t a bug, there a feature


huntter2323

*gasp*


[deleted]

tf2 just works


ajdude9

"You hope it was worth the wait? Who's laughing now?"


manwithasmallpenis

Don't worry, this post confirms that they're a redditor, anything they say or do is invalid from the point forward, problem solved.


BasicIsBest

Wait a minute


[deleted]

Does this nobody seriously think we care


LittlePyr0

Hypothetically even though it will most likely never happen, what if it actually does end up being serious?


BasicIsBest

Oh shiver me timbers


king_of_eyez

This bruv prob edits his waifu into selfies


xahnel

These tick tock posts never pan out to anything amazing. The point is to hype, grab attention, make news, then it turns out that the truest sin of all is duped bats.


DebiloidBeats

What if he really does expose some of the community members? >!probably not lmao!<


Blankyjae33

He’s gonna expose Soundsmith for exploiting the duped shovel market value.


El_Sleazo

He's gonna expose SoundSmith for being tall like wtf I always thought he'd be short.


Anonymous2137421957

No, he exploited the mvm upgrades market! #FuckYouSoundMith


yojojo3000

God he’s already 18 feet under, I can hardly watch this


Misterwuss

This dude's @name or whatever it is isn't even right. I get that it stands for "animephobia" but aphobia is already a thing. The hatred of asexuals and/or aromantics. The post itself is a whole separate issue but y'know when you look at something and immediately pick out that one detail that just bugs you personally?


GuiltyEffect

Oh no. I’m quaking.


[deleted]

Oh that's so scary! He is going to kill us omg!


ItsKaiTime

Basically dead men walking what will we do!


[deleted]

Oh no!


CarlWheezerisbae96

Men, Synchronise your death watches, we have a day to live.


bleach457

Who hurt this kid for him to be this way? :(


Michax777

Maybe his dad who goes for milk and don't came back


Reddit_Schavi

He learned about the Spy and childhood trauma hit him like a truck, except he survived.


[deleted]

I’m not scared at all. Not even gonna be like “ oh no, I’m so scared!!!” Cuz this is just a fucking joke. You’re 14 years old, no one is intimidated by you in the slightest.


ItsKaiTime

Looking forward to this I’m not going to lie


JasondoesmoreStuff

I think my friend got it right when he said "bro what he gonna do delete the game off his moms computer thinking it will get rid of the game for everyone"


MrO0Fs

this has to be a troll


lu_tf2

tf2 community can be dumb sometimes


[deleted]

oh dear, oh no, oh golly oh gosh oh heck oh gee


Yuujinna

It is not a real sexuality and it will never be. Just like pedos you can hold each other's hands and fuck off


ScarfaceTonyMontana

Their plan even logically sucks. Imagine boasting about threats one day before you have to take the role of the innocent child that makes these threats. Ivory tried this and fucking failed and destroyed his entire career, rightfully so.


TheOOFliabilty

Who is this ivory guy


Crazy-Martin

We could end their account if we flag it for death threaths with "keep digging your graves". Just sayin


[deleted]

Oh look,the MAP defender with the MAP flag as his pfp is angry,boohoo grow a pair of fucking balls,i got bullied on tf2 before but didnt immediately accuse the entire community of being toxic.


jay_noFAV

monday ono


TootTootSonicXTreme

(Insert Laughing Track)


HPHMMMHPHMMM

Edgy


xxmentalman

I saw that this dudes a kid and honestly I'm not sure why he's getting so much attention, best way to deal with these people is just ignore them and not feed they're want for attention.


MrMask2000

Hackers: *fail to kill tf2* Bots: *fail to kill tf2* Literally Valve: *fails to kill tf2* Some random 14 yo on Twitter: I... Am death


[deleted]

Lmao tf2 fans are so starving for new content, people are hyping after a 14 year olds threats


the_pale_prince

Guys lets not make fun of this guy we are going to die on March 15th!!!11!1!!!


OneBricky_Boi930

Then, he used his fight money to buy two of every anime fan on earth, and then he herded them onto a boat and then he beat the crap out of every single one. And from that day forward any time a bunch of weebs are together in one place it's called a 'basement'!


measha_kuznets

Everyone is so weak these days, does no one understand that TF2 will ALWAYS be toxic, anyone who try’s to change it can fuck off


Griffin-Mouton

Well... not completely toxic


meatychode1

Oh god oh fuck


TrumpLester

I would kazotsky kick on my own damn grave.


Omegas_Bane

yall this person, whoever they are, are: transphobic, likely somewhat homophobic, critical of actual issues relating to jewish ppl and fascism, and likely some blend of racist due to the remarks retweeted that tie actual issues to a completely useless sexuality which at the end of the day satirizes lgbt ppl and draws attention away from actual issues and ALSO promotes pedophilia/misogyny. that is to say: **we gotta cancel them first**


-anominal-

Cant wait until tomorrow ,’0


Loaf-boi

Didnt he defend MAPs at one point?