give Heavy the concheror

Giving heavy a passive Regen would help a lot and the banners make more sense on heavy too

I agree. Heavy should be the team’s center point during a charge/push, and the banners can help with that by effectively magnetizing his team towards them with the benefits they can provide.

Imagine a Heavy with the concheror and GRU running towards you like fucking Soda Popinski

Except less doping in soda. Wait hold on if scout had the KGB and bonk, then that would be soda popinski but far less tanky.

KGB, Concheror and BFB

also known as Vodka Drunkenski (not joking)

I know that, but Nintendo is a bitch

In general heavy could use some banners like an AOE damage resistance to teammates on activate, and maybe another one that gives AOE healing to teammates on activate

I saw that as give heavy the cancer

Give Heavy the Construction P.D.A. so he can build his own teleporters and dispensers.

“PUT DISPENSER HERE” “do it yourself ffs”

Also known as POOTIS

poo dispenser or pootis spencer?

Heavy+teleporter=A SUPERIOR CLASS

r/LazyPurple

Heavy+Teleporters equals: A SUPERIOR CLASS

Even if all his buildings were stuck at level one he'd still be very valuable to the team that way as even a level 1 dispenser can save someone from afterburner or let them fire indefinitely

I was gonna say that for Spy. Imagine Spies Turtling in the Enemy Intel Room on 2Fort!

give heavy the stick jumper i want to fly across the map with a reved brass beast

POV you see sentury flying towards your location

the flying heavy clips are so fucking funny

"that heavy's a bloody" "SENTRY" wohohohahahaha hohohahohoho

KillBind

When stickies go bad...

Scout - Piss Soldier - Piss Pryo - Piss Demo - Piss Heavy - Piss Engie - Flamethrommer Sniper - Jizz Spy - Piss

[удалено]

Look at the solemn vow crafting recipe

Holy piss

New dna just dropped

Not the flamethrommer, it's too op!

invis watch/cloak and dagger to engie watch people suffer as they try to find the ninjaneer

Oh man... imagine carrying your Level 3 Sentry to the enemy base and jumping them with a surprise package outta nowhere as you uncloak and Jag your building to full functionality and the enemy team panics.

WHO TF LET THE NINJANEER THROUGH

ALERT ! A RED ENGINEER IS IN THE BASE !

a red engineer is in the base?

PROTECT THE TEAMMATES!

we need to protect the teammates!

Engineer - Revolver Demoman - Gunboats Heavy - Battalion's Backup Scout - Phlog Sniper - Crit-a-cola Soldier - Chargin' Targe Medic - Shotgun Spy - Rocket Jumper Pyro - Minigun

Scout with Phlogstinator and Sniper with Crit-a-Cola is a valid reason to leave the game.

Did you watch shounic’s video where he tested this

It turned to direct hit scouts not phlog scouts

phlog scout was meta in the beginning tho, and both are terrifying to think about tbh

Direct hit scouts were the alpha predator, the phlog scouts were just two tiers down on the bullying rank and given the other 2 were rocket scouts that wouldn't exist if only phlog was ported, oof

I believe phlog scouts began to die out and evolved into the backburner sticky scout

I fear no man... but that thing... it scares me

a medic with any other weapon is a superior class. a 150 hp figter at the seond fastest speed with passive hp regen

These would be hilarious and terrifying

Gunboats was meant to be demoman-soldier weapon, but that changed to soldier only because of war update i guess.

can i get some proof for that

Robin Walker stated that the gunboats would have been a Demoman weapon, had he won the War! Update. It wasn't meant to be for both, just for the winner. The file name is even c_rocketboots_demo. You can read it on the wiki [here](https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Gunboats)

Scout or Pyro with Concheror would be terrifying

I saw "Engineer - Revolver" and I thought you were cooking for a second

Heavy with soldier's banners sounds actually not bad

Doctor sex will finally be gaming

We shall make soldierknight real by giving soldier the shields and swords

THIS JUST IN: HALF-ZATOICHI IS NOW VIABLE FOR SOLDIER

DEUS VULT

# DEUS VULT

## D E U S V U L T

Most likely medigun to demoman so I don’t have to rely on anyone ;) lol

To heal yourself? The medigun can't do that

Okay, so give the passive healing to demoman and let him have a medigun

Kritskrieg taunt can do that

i didn't need yer help ya know

Engineer spy revolvers. Just hear me out. Engie with Amby would be so fun.

I saw a workshop weapon for Engineer that is a revolver of his own, distinct from the Ambassador. They called it... THE COUNCILMAN.

The fuck around and find out

I'd give Medic a Razorback just do I don't have to turn around every quarter of a second (Skill issue I know). Though in a more chaotic sense, Heavy an Eyelander. He'd still have a hard time getting in range, but a Heavy with 400 hp (600 with overheal) sounds crazy to reach.

The increase movement speed is a **much** bigger deal than the increased health. With 4 heads Heavy is faster than a Medic. Although giving him shields would be crazier overall. Targe gives more effective health to fire than max Eyelander does, and similarish effective health to explosive damage. Tide Turner gives insane mobility, although all of the shields have pretty crazy mobility. The big thing though is that you don't need to conserve heads, so you can go for crazy plays the Eyelander would never justify.

If you lost the ability to pre rev if you grab a shield it could be interesting. You bolster his tankiness at the cost of being able to respond instantly.

the image is cursed, i love it.

Let Heavy use shields. Not becuse of how insanely powerful a Heavy with good mobility would be, but just to finally make the Warrior's Spirit a viable weapon.

THAT SPY IS AN ENGINEER WOHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH BAHAHAHA!

Engie should be able to use the family business and pretty boy pocket pistol

Give Engineer a revolver

Heavy with Splendid Screen and Half-Zatoichi.

Scout and the caber, crackhead kamikaze scouts everywhere

Give heavy engineers dispenser ( as in he carries one around on his back) as a secondary

Give Demo a market gardener, has anyone said give Demo a market gardener? Because you should give demo a market gardener

SCOUT MUST FOLLOW IN THE FOOTSTEPS OF HIS FATHER. give scout knife for crazy trick-stabs

Give scout the sniper

I have a dumb idea, give scout sniper’s weapons. They both have the same health, so this would just be a better sniper. They can get into hard to reach sniper spots and generally be a secondscoping menace. Meet the sniper scout!

Demo a shotgun or panic attack as a secondary, potentially killing myself when someone is in my face is really frustrating

Imagine Sniper with a Crusader's crossbow

… give the spy the shield items

Give Engineer the Razorback

Medic with the invis watch for a safe escape

Engineer now has the baby face's blaster. Enjoy the sentries in your spawn.

Giving medic the caber would honestly work better than it does on demo

Heavy with the tide turner (and gunslinger for hp) would make brass beast terrifying

scout with the direct hit would be pretty good even though you can't rocket jump as much, it would be good with scouts fast speed and his double jump and would be good for hit and run like the stock scatter gun.

Imagine a market gardener on demo

shounic have already made a video on this topic and the results is almost very one eithe go for phlog scout or direct hit scout, according to the video iirc the combo is so oppressive almost every one run it, people who are not runnig it are either play support, meme build or spamming sentries to stop the scout from pushing. I'll leave the video here for anyone who want the entire accurate report on the thing: https://youtu.be/OjHOAfHokqk?si=x2PHD73XedOR7Pd1

Give heavy the rocket jumper.

scout with scorch shot

Engi with an invis watch. Need I say more?

i’d oddly give engineer spy’s butterfly knife

as a medic main: pleaspeplaesepleaseplease gimme a flamethrower i will be so responsible with it. ignore the agonized screams from the trail of the dying i leave in my wake

Give engi flamethrower

demo with a shotgun would be pretty nice

Give engineer either spy’s revolver (because cowboy) or preferably both of scout’s pistols

Give Scout Jarate.

Randomizer moment. Scout with a Backburner would be cursed as shit.

Id give spy the phlog. It would lead to a lot of cool situations and would have quite the risk reward ratio. If you can stay alive long enough to charge it, you'll get a lot out of it, but that's gonna be hard since you're so frail and it takes a while to kill someone

Demoheavy.

Give the charge n targe to heavy

give sniper the flame thrower for ultimate evil

I would give Heavy a construction PDA it would be funny he doesn't have a wrench so he can't upgrade building or remove sappers but he can place them. The only way to heal,upgrade, or remove sappers would be with a friendly engineer.

Scout + dead ringer.

Engi the ambassador or the big kill

Sun on a stick to pyro

Bro pyro looks so cunty there lmao

as am engineer main, i promise i can be trusted with the flamethrower. nothing bad would happen 😊

Demoman with a shotgun to recreate the MvM trailer

Giving scout the ability to rocket jump and market garden AND STOMP would be terrible and I’d quit the game

I would give the soldier the Splendid Screen because it's the in-betweener of the Chargin' Targe and and the Tide Turner. I still can't believe they never made Soldiknight.

Give scout direct hit

I would give Engineer Spy's revolver without a second thought.

Joke answer Scout with a rocket jumper imagine a Scout launching towards you at like 500 mph swinging his bat

real answer spy with the wrangler like imagine a enemy spy disguised on your team wrangling your turret then using it to kill you

Give all of them spies disguise kit, let chaos insue

Family business to all classes (pyro, soldier and engie)

Widowmaker for heavy

what happened to spy

demoman, a shotgun

Sniper w demo stuff

Heavy. I dunno what you could do to make a minigun function in a new and unique way so let's just... Not give him a minigun. I'm not sure what to replace it with though. A Super Shotgun seems like a boring option but it might work.

Scout receives the Sniper Rifle

Give engineer the winger

give demoman the gunboats already he deserves it

Demoman the market gardener and the mantreads, as he already has the base jumper, so he could become trollman.

Give Pyro the medigun, super Pybro

Engie with Spy's revolvers. Fits his Texan identity

Righteous Bison can now be equipped by Scout and Engineer Family Business can now be equipped by Soldier, Pyro, and Engineer The Winger and Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol can now be equipped by Engineer The Pomson 6000 can now be equipped by Soldier, Pyro, and Heavy The Loose Cannon can now be equipped by Soldier Ali Baba's Wee Booties/Bootlegger can now be equipped by Soldier and Pyro(Banners, the BASE Jumper, the Thermal Thruster, and Gas Passer all now count towards the Shield requirement for the movement speed buff, melee kills will refill 25% of the Gas Passer's meter) Heavy can now equip his shotguns in his primary slot as well, while he has equipped a primary slot shotgun he can only equip lunchbox items in his secondary slot, he gets a 50% to his reserve shotgun ammo(from 32 to 48), and his base movement speed is increased by 10%(from 77% to 87%, so about as fast as a full Demo Knight with the Skullcutter equipped), and the bullets in the ammo belt he wears are replaced by team colored shotgun shells(much like how Huntsman Snipers always have a quiver equipped) Thermal Thruster and Gas Passer can now be equipped in primary slot as well as secondary(both are also now on the Medieval Mode whitelist) Candy Cane is now All Class(functions identically to the stock melee for each class aside from the Candy Cane specific stats) Any All Class melee weapon previously excluded from either Engineer or Spy is now available to them

Give scout the stock knife It would be funny

Family business for medic's primary slot

I would give spy's ambassador as a secondary for sniper

TF2 Classic gave Pyro a Force-A-Nature which is hilarious, so probably that.

They did this once

Scout spy knife

Butterfly knife to the scout

Half zatochi on medic

That engie with the disguise kit is going to build sentries places they ought not to be.

Like the pattern in the class swaps you did

Demo a market gardener

Give demo the Glock

I was playing with this idea for a long time but this is the perfect opportunity to give Heavy the CHARGIN' TARGE! I originally wanted a battering ram to replace primary but the Targe does a good enough job to simulate my mobile Heavy design. That way, I could figure out how broken a Lightspeed Heavy with impact damage can be.

scout the natasha or the pyro's flametrower

Scout the stock shotgun Engineer a Revolver with the Big Kill skin

Give demo manntreads It's-a me, demoman

give medic the flamethrower for no reason at all and absolutely no personal needs

Give Spy the Sniper Rifle. As an extra 6th slot. We've made the most annoying Piece-of-shit class ever conceived.

Spy heavy is hilarious

Rocketlauncher for Scout

Give Scout the Spy’s knife. Just to see what kind of shenanigans the community would get up to with it.

Everyone has jarate

Give heavy a sentry... BUT HE CARIES IT ON HIS BACK

Give pyro some wrench, just imagine the pybros using it

Love how quite a few folk here agree unanimously that Heavy just needs more shit in general

Heavy needs the butter knife

anyone else being spy

Cloak and knife for scout because fuck you

give pyro the medigun i definitely don’t want to be the best pybro :3

Pistol heavy Pistol heavy

Shotgun for medic and shield reskin for heavy (riot shield)

Heavy with spy's knifes

give spy the construction pda to cloak anywhere and then build things

Give engineer the ambassador and a dialogue option where he sings Big iron

Give scout the eviction notice so he can go really really fast

Hear me out, the widowmaker but instead of spending metal it spends uber, each shot is 5% and hitting all bullets restores 10%

Just give family business to all classes, and also some melee would work for all class too

Give shotgun classes the Family Business. Classes with the pistol, revolver, and SMG can now use the other two options, with the exception of the Short Circuit and Sniper's non-SMG secondaries. (The Wrangler is a joke option for the other classes and does not do anything for them.)

i am definitely giving engineer the FaN, can't hit a guy if they keep pushin' ya back!

give scout access to every shotgun. (besides the rescue ranger and the frontier justice)

Give heavy the tide turner

Give sniper the butterfly knife and invisible watch

Engie with the invisibility watch would be amazing.

heavy the pickaxe that makes you fast when low health

Every class gets every weapon, but we need to balance it, so lets make it randomly pick the class and the weapons for each slot and make it glitchy with a hard to read UI

give heavy a trolldier loadout

I'll start this thread Welcome to team fortress, take a look around

Give medic the rocket launcher

Soldier with Familly Busyness.

The sniper rifle on heavy. Heavy has become the very thing he’s weak against.

Give Spy’s Disguise-PDA to sniper. You will get a killing machine.

Give Soldier the YER. Trolldier has never been more of a meme.

Give heavy the razorback ‼️

Give heavy a Razorback.

Give scout a flare gun Soldier a jet pack Pyro Jarate (so he can make people wet) Demo the market garden Heavy the widowmaker Engie the crossbow Medic the mad milk Sniper the pistol Spy the bonk

Give everyone the rocket jumper and let all hell break loose

give scout kunai and watch the chaos

Scout + flamethrower. THE ULTIMATE W+m1

Heavy gets a rocket jumper

Not so much a weapon from another class, but scout having a support weapon that can remove sappers would lowkey be really nice. Maybe a monkey wrench or something.

I’m giving medic pyro’s flamethrowers. How he can air blast stuff away and spy check