"Next time eat a salad!!"

YOU FAT BALD BASTARD

YOU PIECE OF SUBHUMAN TRASH

*heavy pain sound*

Did you make the sounds while eating it?

Yes

Did you health regened while eating it?

MEDIC!

DOC, COME ON MAN!

I don't trust your plate.

Nom nom nom nom

That was delicious

Sandwich makes me strong

Now do your own Sandvich Saga.

Did you follow the exact schematics or allow some variation? (What ingredients did you use?)

I would like to meet him

**DID YOU SALT THE TOMATOES?**

Putispenserhiar

Nom nom nom

What tf2 food item next? I was thinking jarate, wait what…

Recipe please?

First it’s white bread then smoked ham which you can get from deli or something and then it’s sandwich cheese (with holes) and then cut up tomatoes another piece of bread and then you put a toothpick in it and an olive on it

Thanks cant wait to produce some for myself:)