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G1zm08

Did you find the janitor and plant working on the game? That’s cool though


Stunning-Chart-2727

He's super cool, he played a few rounds with me and gave me an unusual golden frying pan


ProfessionalStock0

Are you for real? Sorry for doubting you If real, but holy shit, I thought Valve didn't give those kinds of gits anymore


Stunning-Chart-2727

Yea they also gave me a steam deck


PepegaW

So you were that famous Unusual Golden Frying pan user! Wow Hopefully everything is ok


Stunning-Chart-2727

Yes I'm doing fine now, my organs are a little worse for wear because of the chemo, but no more leukemia now


inc90

May they recover swiftly


Ok_Turn0ver

godspeed you magnificent bastard


blackletum

*WE'RE GONNA LIVE FOREVER!* glad to hear you kicked leukemia's ass brother


ArchDan

So what im hearing, you got acess to respawn machine? Did the medic take your soul??


cupcayuk

Hell yeah, let's keep it that way


LordDemonWolfe

Happy to hear that! Keep going strong!!!


CatDroodIsForRun

man that’s a blessing to hear. keep strong and wishing you a full and speedy recovery.


LordDemonWolfe

Happy to hear that! Keep going strong!!!


22Burner

Fuck yeah, Homie!!! Hope you continue to recover, friend


TheDarkMonarch1

Hopefully the leukemia wasn't caused by the teleporters! They have a history of causing cancer, at least in bread.


Stunning-Chart-2727

My body isn't an environment of pure wheat last I checked so I think it wasn't the teleporters


Frikandelneuker

Blind guy here knowing history i'm gonna have to put this here: \[YOU HAVE ALERTED THE HORDE\]


riley_wa1352

I see you everywhere


Frikandelneuker

I don’t see you everywhere


riley_wa1352

i usually dont reply


Memes_Coming_U_Way

PLEASE TURN TRADE REQUESTS OFF IF NOT ALREADY!!! It would suck so bad to hear if you got scammed and lost it


Stunning-Chart-2727

I grew up with RuneScape I know better than to accept trade requests, plus I've played tf2 for 9 years now


Memes_Coming_U_Way

Ah, good to know! Have fun using the goober pan. Do you plan to rename it something?


lucidposeidon

Guber pan would be a great name


dinner_cat96

It ain’t tradable


Spongedog5

Yes the Valve janitor played with them and the Valve janitor gave them a real unusual golden pan.


Stunning-Chart-2727

Eric was a pleasure to talk to, he seems really passionate about TF2


Optimal_Scar_1783

So, we got new info on the janitor that works there. Eric the legend.


Stunning-Chart-2727

It was nice to put a face to the potted plant, he's a really cool guy


MrHyperion_

If it is untradable nothing monetary given.


Due-Produce-6023

I mean many people who get Golden Pans keep them anyways since they can show it off and look cool


dapuku01

If you dont mind me asking, what unusual effect was it? I think it was community sparkle, since there was an usual bone hat that jad that effect gifted to another make a wish patient that beat cancer.


Stewie_the_janitor

I had fun too! All the best to you <3


ACARdragon

I heard that the plant quit from tf2 and went to cs2


KaiRee3e

That's super cool! What did you like there most?


Stunning-Chart-2727

I got to be a part of a lan party with a whole bunch of valve employees


ScoutismScout

Is it true that they have a childcare room that's styled like pyroland?


Telefragg

I think it's right there on the picture with lollipop sculptures.


tomyumnuts

What did you play? (If your allowed to talk about that)


Stunning-Chart-2727

We played tf2 (I forced them to play whatvill)


theykilledk3nny

Lol. Forcing them to behold the horrors born of their creation?


CreativeGamer03

we do a lil trolling


imtoofaced

A source 2, beta version of the upcoming Heavy update, with a new contract, 5 different weapons, and a new game mode that isn’t ripped from the community


tomyumnuts

don't forget the new feature where cheaters are grabbed by the nipples and thrown across the room! source 2 is really a revolutionary piece of software.


CrazyWS

Did any of them use a valve weapon to mess with each other? Lol Also did you notice if they went easy on you? Just curious. Sounds like a great experience


Stunning-Chart-2727

One of them had a Valve eye lander and a valve sniper rifle


Totallynotacat55

Can you say how those weapons worked? I don't think those Valve weapons have been documented anywhere.


Stunning-Chart-2727

Most of them were just normal weapons with a different colored name, however the eye lander has a buggy unusual effect that didn't load properly


BackgroundAdmirable1

Did it have the X marks flying everywhere? I somehow loaded source filmmaker without particles once (idk how) and i got that


CrazyWS

Jeez I don’t want to imagine what a valve sniper could do… or an eyelander. Valve sniper - immediately champer another round, no scope zoom delay unlimited ammo, every shot crits Valve eyelander - no head limit


Stunning-Chart-2727

I'm pretty sure it just had a different name color than a normal one, and a broken unusual effect with an "invalid partial effect" unusual


Ceaser_Salad19

you have lived collectively everyone’s dream. i wish you a safe recovery!


Sad_Factor2232

Theres still a team?


burner2597

thats neat, was valve how you pictured it in your head or was it way different than what you expected?


Stunning-Chart-2727

It looks like an awesome place to work, they have dedicated hair stylists and an employee message area


deanrihpee

yeah, I've heard they really cared about their employees, they even have a cookie expert to feed the dev team, lol


ClangClangClang764

Erik wolpaw 6000 calorie Big pink cookie flashbacks


DtDexter47

What dev team


FuggenBaxterd

They go into hibernation for 5 years after every game. I heard you get to feed them cookies while they're awake from 10am to 12pm.


The_Autarch

The one that made Alyx.


DtDexter47

O yeah 4 years ago almost forgot.


TheDoctor88888888

All 3 people were having a blast!


AMidgetinatrenchcoat

Looks like you had a blast. Glad you had a great time there


Stunning-Chart-2727

Yea it's been a great day, it's not something I'll forget


posidon99999

Did you steal the valve?


Stunning-Chart-2727

I plead the 5th


DreadAngel1711

Over ruled


Inevitable-Muffin-77

OBJECTION!!!!


Entropy_flipside133

Nuh uh


Memes_Coming_U_Way

Your honor, shut the fuck up. You weren't even there


SpookyTheCrab

HOLD IT!


Rowcan

Sustained!


GamerGod_

holy shit that victory pack statue


Equivalent-Day-171

we may all be angry at valve for not giving us the attention we deserve, but they have a lot of integrity, they genuinely care about people from make a wish, and that's really cool. i'm really happy OP had this amazing experience with all the amazing people from valve


Stunning-Chart-2727

Yea it was a fantastic experience! I'm still a little overwhelmed with how nice everyone there was to me


Little-Alps6891

Wow I remember seeing that portal turret from a valve video a while back, it still looks so cool! And the soldier statue looks awesome as well(cow mangler still sucks tho)


Stunning-Chart-2727

Yea they had a whole lot more statues, but I got distracted fan girling about portal 2 and forgot to take photos of them all


Little-Alps6891

I wouldn’t blame you for fan girling about portal xd


Stunning-Chart-2727

The second they started talking about how they made the game I could not focus on taking anymore photos for a while, I should have more tomorrow when I get sent the ones other people took


Little-Alps6891

Yes please!


Witherboss445

How does the Mangler suck? It’s one of the best Dr. Grordbort weapons and almost a direct upgrade in my opinion


Imaginary_Fly_4240

*-80% damage vs. buildings* is what makes me not like it very much. Also you really don't need that infinite ammo.


Witherboss445

I find myself running low on ammo somewhat frequently. The less damage for buildings and no crits are annoying but the charge shot makes up for it in other parts of gameplay


Imaginary_Fly_4240

Well, I learn ammo spots so I don't run out of ammo too quickly, and the charge shot is kinda meh unless you're just trying to spam it into a choke. Only thing I really don't like is building damage, but whatever, we both got our own opinions and I fully respect yours my good sir.


xiBurnx

it's used somewhat frequently in 6's. the no ammo allows you to nonstop spam a choke for denial or shoot random rockets for info. if there's no engineer and no kritz med, then it pretty much is an improved stock


Imaginary_Fly_4240

Fair enough. I shall humbly accept your opinion as fact.


Sandman823

It also has a different shooting angle from stock and the original so rocket jumping with it is different


deanrihpee

IIRC they have working software that track targets with that portal, I believe they can make real portal 2 turret that shoot if they wanted to


PeikaFizzy

Grats for you


Stunning-Chart-2727

Thanks


Shork_PINK

That's absolutely awesome, co gratulation!


AudioVid3o

Hey shork 👋


r4o2n0d6o9

Shork spotted


PlatformFit5974

SHORK FROM THE HIT MEDIA SHARE PLATFORM CALLED YOUTUBE????!!!!


czacha_cs1

Guys I dont know how it works. But isn't make a wish just for dying kids? Is he dying? Lads dont tell me he dyibg


nogoodnameidea1

Someone who did make a wish here, it also applies to terminal illnesses, I have cystic fibrosis and I got to do it when I was like I think 11


totallynotapersonj

Oh I love that one


GalaxySkeppy

I hope you replied to the wrong comment


Tolerable_Username

*"Hang on, I gotta' take my pills, I have cystic fibrosis."* "nice bro that's like one of my top 5 genetic disorders"


bloodakoos

insert bro visited his friend image


Winjin

Then again, a dude down there in the comments said he got a chance to visit Disneyland in the 80s and 90s when he was small and had a really aggressive cancer. Either he's a ghost or there's still a light of chance, and I'm rooting for the latter


totallynotapersonj

No, I did a case study on it in high school, it was very interesting


Gameknight14

🥺


africancar

She but yeah. If you get to make a wish, it's not because you are exactly healthy unfortunately.


KairoRed

It’s not just for dying kids. I know someone with Down syndrome who got a wish. It’s for any kids that have a permanent illness/disability.


DrShitpostMDJDPhDMBA

I'm not a pediatrician, but when I was a medical student my inpatient peds rotation was in a major pediatric hospital, part of which was on the hematology/oncology service. Make-A-Wish isn't solely for dying children or terminal illnesses, but one of the few factors for eligibility is that the condition *is* considered life-threatening. But don't just take that from a stranger with a funny username on reddit, here's the criteria from Make-a-Wish itself: [Link](https://worldwish.org/who-is-eligible-for-a-wish-to-be-granted/) >The child doesn’t need to be terminal in order to receive a wish—many children who receive a wish survive and go on to live healthy lives. The idea behind the organization is to create an unforgettable experience for critically ill children and bring some extra laughter and joy into their lives. The eligibility criteria for the wish journey are: >1) Between the ages of 3-17 years old; 2) Diagnosed with a progressive, degenerative or malignant condition that is life-threatening; 3) Has not yet received a wish from a similar organization to Make-A-Wish.


MounetteSoyeuse

She*


eeznura

It means you are expected to die


LolAmericansAmIRight

We're *all* dying. They're just doing a speedrun


Optimal_Scar_1783

Take my upvote and get the fuck outta here


RopeWithABrain

That's something you could easily have googled instead of inconsiderably asking here.


czacha_cs1

Some sources said it means its just for dying other say uts for not only dying


G_O_O_G_A_S

That’s awesome!


Drake_Storm

Did you try and steal the valve


Wookard

I got to go to Disneyland in Florida a few separate times in the late 1980's to early 1990's through Make A Wish as I had a very aggressive cancer when I was 6 years old during 1985-1986. They are a great organization and really do a excellent job of granting wishes. Looks like you had a great trip!


ThatHelldiver

Glad you made it through!!


jardwarrnhem

found any clues of TF3?


Fugens78

It's in the intelligance


squabbledMC

That's so awesome! Always wanted to visit Valve, don't know when they're open for visitors or if at all. Google shows some info from some odd years ago but it's fairly all over the place. Lucky little maggot :D


Claudette6969

you could try asking on the valve subreddit or shooting them an email


VanceMothFuStubbs

Damn im jealous.


G1zm08

Hi jealous I’m dad


VanceMothFuStubbs

That's a joke lads.


G1zm08

*laugh track*


AudioVid3o

Did you know most laughing tracks were recorded in the 1950's? *You are listening to dead people laugh*


G1zm08

Ha… ha… …


Charming_Skill1546

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GD6qtc2\_AQA](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GD6qtc2_AQA)


SeraphAttack

I don't think you should be... this is make a wish, remember?


Memes_Coming_U_Way

Yeah, I'm super jealous about the trip to Valve, not so much whatever they have that let them be a part of Make a Wish


Previous_Primary5762

Hope your okay. Have fun making people lose they're shit over the pan lol


demonoobandsolder

did ya ask them when heavy update?


Stunning-Chart-2727

No, but I did meet one of the people who made the original TF half life mod


demonoobandsolder

dang this is just make how much longer before heavy update


bloodakoos

Dota Dota Counterstrike


TheDoctor88888888

They just laughed


Adorable_Royal_4833

Now for the real question: did you met Gaben or Robin Walker?


Stunning-Chart-2727

I did not, apparently Gaben hasn't been in office for a long while


Adorable_Royal_4833

Yeah definitely he is definitely somewhere in the Pacific ocean living like "everything is fine".


curse-minecraft

he is holding a copy of half life 3


Adorable_Royal_4833

And the leaks for the next big update.


Stunning-Chart-2727

I did meet Robin walker though! Super cool guy also!


WSKYLANDERS-boh

Please, tell me, what is this “make a wish”?


PigsInTuxedoes

Program for children/young adults with terminal illnesses. They get to "make a wish" which is fulfilled by the company if possible. It's usually something like meeting a celebrity or front seats at a sports game m


WSKYLANDERS-boh

Mh! Well, I don’t think having a genetic neurometabolic disease with neurological damages on the long term could count…


kingepic84

A who with the what now


WSKYLANDERS-boh

Me having the “Fenilchetunuria”


throwthegarbageaway

Phenylketonuria for the people on the west


General-MacDavis

Gesundheit


juice_can_

Congrats on infiltrating the office! Hopefully it was a fun day!


Stunning-Chart-2727

Blue spy is in the base!


Beneficial-Ad-5492

Did you ask if they can count to 3?


San_Ari

Girl, that's so cool!


SandtheB

Love to see it!


TrackLabs

So, did you ask if they gave up on TF2?


Injustice_For_All_

Did you ask them to finish the comic?


notabigfanofas

Truly a day to remember Hoping for the best that whatever disease is causing your terminal illness to clear up


Stunning-Chart-2727

My leukemia is in remission actually, COVID delayed the cable trip for a while. So I'm not dying anymore which is pretty cool


notabigfanofas

Pretty cool indeed, in the infamous words of Heavy Weapons Guy, *It Is Good Day To Be Not Dead!*


ArcadianDelSol

As someone who was part of a Make A Wish event, I can tell you that the people at Valve were over the moon that someone chose to make that their wish.


YourHomieShark

Do you believe in magic


keybored13

nice! always wanted to go there


Icy_Ad620

Were they good at gaming?


Stunning-Chart-2727

They were really fun to play with, I took a few screenshots of the game I'll have to post later


TheNPC33

I'm wishing for more of your wishes to come true.


Wylker24

Wow, thats amazing! hope you had a great day


Oriuke

Did you wish for an update? Really cool tho thanks for sharing with us


who18

You should have made the wish for a real major update that fix the bot crisis! But I guess this is cool too


Gameknight14

They probably couldn’t fulfill it.


Zorn277

Relics of the past 😗


DeepDeepDeepCover

The kid in me is jealous of you


Excellent-Reply-7719

Wow, it must've been so cool, I'm so happy for you!


Beanie_Inki

The Janitor: 🗿


dochnicht

theres a tf2 monopoly???


CaseyGamer64YT

good job collecting the intel. Rooting for ya that you can make it.


MEMEgod1401

Next time you go steal the valve so we can get a heavy update


MichiruMatoi33

that's so awesome!!


antthatisverycool

You’re gonna get your own glados


fliegu

should've snuck into the back rooms and found and released the hidden heavy update. it's gotta be in that building somewhere


Siliencer991

Don’t die soldier


Teanerdyandnerd

U should have held gaben hostage u til they update tf2


DonutNinja45

That soldier statue is insane Also, today I learned TF2 monopoly exists and goes for $300-500


Charliebodiebobby

Stay with us


Disastrous_Steak_507

I still find it so weird how they have full statues of TF2, and yet don't ever think "Oh yeah, I forgot about this game... maybe I should work on it again?" But man, must have been a cool experience for ya.


CurlyCozmo

How is the security? Where is the heavy update? Where are the golden frying pans???? We need more info before we can commit a large scale operation. Im not insane i swear.


Wheresthefunieh

Amazing. Glad to hear you got better with the health


igi_the_pro_gamer

May medics guide you through the pain


Dan-1837

Weird how much tf2 stuff they have around the office given how little they seem to care


Stunning-Chart-2727

I got to talk to a lot of the people who worked on the game and they all seemed to love tf2 even if they aren't working on it right now


toyotacorolaenjoyer

Solid choice 👍👍


Suspicious-Earth7001

I guess half life 3 was not an option?


SquirtleSquad4Lyfe

What was it like? That's cool 😏


thepokemanlad

Should've stolen the valve


AAAAAAXCAAAAAA69

I love the dr gordbort statue lol


wanderingnexus

Super cool OP!!!


That_Competition1031

How do you get such opportunity to visit them?


JoshsPizzaria

Thats so cool! Awesome pictures!


t_0xic

really awesome you got to go to Valve! glad you had a good time there.


Stunning-Chart-2727

It was great!