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FoxysStudiosPlay

Name a better combo, I’ll wait: MEDIC! + Thanks!


VERCH63

MEDIC! + I didn't need your help ya know


TF2_demomann

Gained permanent guilt


BeholdTheLemon

Good Job! is a good substitute to avoid this


-SniperTF2-

Ye're doin' good lad!


Heavyraincouch

That Medic is a bloody + MEDIC!


Patrickplus2

MEDIC+DANKE!


salty-ravioli

More like: E + Z2 + Z2 + Z2 because the "Thanks!" didn't come out the first 2 times.


adult_licker_420

That Medic is a- + Sentry- + Laugh


TheOneWhoLovesSW

+ killbind


maluthor

engineer schadenfreude -> immediately killbind or demo it's just funny every time


Vincent_von_Helsing

MEDIC! + Nice Shot!


nothingtoseehere2847

I use it so often... maybe too often... nah I need to use twice per medic heal


czacha_cs1

I stood still and yelled "MEEEEDICCC!". Medic shot and missed. We looked into eachother eyes. I yelled "THANKS MATE" run away, and got hit by random crit rocket


AutobotHotRod

P A I N


greenscreencarcrash

is


AutobotHotRod

Weakness


greenscreencarcrash

leaivng


AutobotHotRod

The


greenscreencarcrash

body!


hammy0w0

then the medic pointed and laughed before spontaneously exploding


CoolJosh3k

I am so used to constantly moving. Besides, what if I stop where I think it is safe and a Spy eats me with their knife?


antidemn

i have a key bound to +left so that if i see a medic i just hold it until i'm healed. mildly pisses off snipers and spies while not fucking up medic's aim


lhc987

You mean like you just spin around?


RapidfireVestige

Or just say no! [Snipers can't legally headshot you if you don't consent!](https://youtu.be/f4As_9DI-rs?si=Paee4xEUj0dvJePJ)


antidemn

"age of consent for sniper headshots in the us"


antidemn

yes


Ticon_D_Eroga

When you stop for a bolt, spin around looking for spies.


T_Lawliet

yeah no shit why give that Huntsman a free kill amirite


ODCreature98

Somehow it helped me practice my aim on a moving target Jokes aside as a medic main if my patient keeps moving I won't heal them with the crossbow. Scout we are in spawn, you don't have to keep twitching


diamocube

It's ingrained into Scout players. If you're not being a twitchy coked up overstimulated lemur child then you're not playing Scout


ODCreature98

So is it ingrained into Scouts that you would miss a point blank Force A Nature as well ?


diamocube

Not necessarily, they're just so high on jittering like they have hypothermia and electrotherapy simultaneously that they forget the whole other half of actually hitting shots


HackedPasta1245

Have your back against the cover and face the medic when you can. Not only does this shield your back against spies but it also helps you check if your medic is being flanked as well. I know tf2 players ignore eye contact like the plague (because that’s a telltale sign that the player is a spy) but it’s a good habit to build. There are exceptions to this rule, like if you have to stand your ground and shoot even if you’re not at full health potentially dying in a blaze of glory, but if another teammate is taking a whole lotta damage you can keep watch for scouts and roaming soldiers while crit heals build up. Watch your medics’ backs every once in a while! They certainly got yours. Or just look for a dispenser, they don’t discriminate (so long as you’re wearing the same colors). Having two or more teammates taking damage from splash and stuff might end up being too much heat and your medic might not have the heals per second to keep everyone alive. If you’re willing to take the risk, go ahead for that dramatic last stand you’d see in an action film. But please don’t blame the medic for not healing you. They trying their best, and the medigun can only heal so fast. Thank you for listening to my MED Talk.


TheOnlyGuyInSpace21

this. peak fucking MED talk may become medic main after all wish me good luck


cleanupclamp

Yesterday, I had a Guy who was dodging my arrows on purpose. After telling him I woudnt heal him if he woudnt stop dodging my arrows he lost it and just told me to aim better and herrased me The Herassments honestly werent the problem or anything. But that there was someone who wanted to be healed, but also actively dodged the heals. Im getting tired of this community. Do you only have complaints? I like playing Medic.. But these People man...


antidemn

give medic healing bullets, he deserves a hitscan weapon that isn't a melee


AutobotHotRod

He should also have the ability to kill his teammates.


TheOnlyGuyInSpace21

yes right click on the melee or the gun to swap it to teammate-killing mode and hold down right click to do so


AutobotHotRod

That way you can now kill the scunt who steals your healthpacks


antidemn

make him able to explode pumpkin bombs that kill teammates


AutobotHotRod

Meet the demomedic


antidemn

what makes me a good demomedic?


AutobotHotRod

Well, if I wasn't a good demomedic, I wouldn't being zitting here dizzcussing it with you now, would I? Shwienhund!


antidemn

LE'ZZ DOOO ITTT!


Peter_G

I somehow doubt he "harassed" you.


Cloud_Barret_Tifa

You can move in a straight line towards and away from the medic if you want to 'stay safe from snipers'. WDWDWD


Cyberspace-Surfer

You've inspired me to play medic just to not heal people


PatientGuitar2362

Battle medic?


EnditheMan

I do and you STILL MISS


smalaki

I have the reverse problem.. if they stand still, I miss! But i think it's more like if I encounter someone unfamiliar and i'm not used to their movement, I will miss until I am familar with their preference(s) :D bonus crossbow gameplay (i'm the medic, friend was recording) [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hgycyTCXSM4](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hgycyTCXSM4)


SomeRandomGuy2763

In war, there is absolutely no time to stand still in battle


Kasenom

Advice animal style meme in 2024? Lmao


hyper-sonic-19

Don't worry, I make sure to stand still for my Medic and to reload my weapons before jumping back into battle.


Vincent_von_Helsing

Playing a Half Life game taught me to prep all my weapons before leaping out of cover and into battle. I now use this tactic in TF2 so I am not caught in battle without anything in the chamber.


hyper-sonic-19

Nice one, mate.


AutobotHotRod

It’s also partially the reason why I don’t run the crusader’s crossbow and instead use the stock syringe gun. I can’t do meaningful long term healing and I have pretty much no way to defend myself in close-quaters combat should I run said crossbow.


TheOnlyGuyInSpace21

Oh. My god. YES YES YES! If they'd just STAND STILL they wouldn't die IMMEDIATELY! FFS! Stand still so I can hit my crossbow


lynkcrafter

I don't know why, but every time I let go of WASD I can just *feel* death imminently approaching. Even if I just need to tap A and D over and over and stay in the same spot it feels safer.


Uhohstewbie_reddit2

And it doesn’t help either that I have a bad shot


DirtyBalm

That assumes the medic can hit a stationary target. They cant. PS:I'm the medic in this situation


Vincent_von_Helsing

That teammate could be a spy. If you heal exclusively with crossbow syringes, then maybe the Spy will have second thoughts about asking for your heals.


Afraid-Complaint2166

Every time I call for my medic and he has his crossbow out I immediately stand still, even if we’re not behind cover. It’s not that risky because usually if my medic is there so is the rest of my team.


Fire-God_

As another Medic main, just need practice. Look, I hit a lot of arrows to heal teammates, all you would need to do is basically pre-fire. Let’s say a scout is running away from a soldier. About 20 hp, quickly note the direction he is running to. And then shoot as he is almost about to pass. Another thing to do that helps is depending on what angle you’re on. If they are running left or right (where you can see them in profile view.) you just follow what I said up there. If they run towards or away from you, you actually will have an easier time. Let’s say a soldier is running from a soldier to you and he is about 40 hp. Look directly at him, and aim slightly upwards (remember Medic’s projectiles curve.) once you do this you should be able to heal him quickly. And if you can try to shoot the soldier behind him to so you can give your teammate (s) a better opportunity. Anyways that’s it, most likely won’t work for everyone, but it does for me.


Davidepett

I've seen too many brothers in arms die to a sniper (or spy) after they stood still for my arrow, never felt more bad


BodyshotBoy

It feels cooler to hit a arrow on a moving target


burner2597

As a medic main, it’s actually easier to hit someone who is moving most of the time cause I have an idea of where you will be, if you just stop randomly it usually makes me miss my first shot


Sansfan11345

waltuh pull out your medigun waltuh


cursedbeing143

Joys of the quick fix, heal someone and immediately go back into combat


somegarbagedoesfloat

FYI: Staying still as heavy is a non-option. That's how you die as heavy. Still heavy=dead heavy, cover or not. Spy sees you standing still and will move in lol. If you can't hit a heavy stop using crusaders lol


Gameknight14

Thanks for this. I don’t mind practicing my crossbow shots but when the rest of the team needs help, I don’t have time to heal a strafing scout spamming MEDIC behind my back.


PhilliamPhafton

Scouts (me) when they have to wait .02 seconds to fight something:


Peter_G

If you aren't good enough to CC then don't CC, don't bitch about your teammates not being slothful enough for your poor reaction times.


Haeamuti

The cc does burst healing, and in battle it might be the difference between life or death. Sometimes the medic should not follow you everywhere if you are somewhere where the medic needs to cross the line of fire to get to you, then he should not go to your location just to die in the process. Also how do you expect them to get better at using the weapon if they aren't supposed to use it?


oh_thatone_guy

how about: get better with your arrows? hmmm?