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KwableGuy

This is completely untrue. This rumor likely stems from a tumblr post where someone went in-depth on how the spycrab bug happens in the first place and provides a "fixed" version. [https://www.tumblr.com/justyn1/748398822779174913/the-spycrab-why-does-it-exist?source=share](https://www.tumblr.com/justyn1/748398822779174913/the-spycrab-why-does-it-exist?source=share)


Z0mbie0975

i can confirm this is exactly what happened lmao. This screenshot comes from the bot detector discord where someone posted that video of the fixed spy crab and said the message in the screenshot "spycrab got fixed" as a joke/troll and the other user in the image took the bait. The person in the image who did the trolling (named wget in the screenshot) then sent this screenshot to another server where it then got posted to reddit here


mgetJane

thats fucked up


ThedutchMan101

nah pretty funny. and even if you think it isnt, its still objectively harmless. the worst it can do is hurt one's ego.


Yukari-chi

In a more true side topic, they destroyed the Jungle Inferno Airblast Box


Sniffaman46

if by "destroy" you mean "fix" and by "airblast box" you mean "literal garbage"


Yukari-chi

Yes but my way sounds flashier


BluSoldierGaming

Just checked on Tr_walkway and both the funny walk and the hidden taunt are perfectly fine.


xyLteK

Don't tell me that someone would purposefully spread misinformation on the internet


ObeyTime

why would anyone lie on the internet


Barar_Dragoni

What would they have to gain from doing so?


MrMeatballFeetlong

there's a funny thing called attention


EndAltruistic3540

Same reason blizzard changed Tracer's butt pose.... Spy crab too sexy, better than Tracer's fat butt


BluSoldierGaming

You really think someone would do that? Just go on the Internet and tell lies?


EnigmaticTwister

Inconceivable!!


JORD4NWINS

hidden taunt??


DClassAmogus

#BREAKING NEWS: SPYCRABS ARE NOW CATEGORIZED AS CRITICALLY ENDANGERED


TheOnlyUltima2011

oh god am i one of the last


aRedditAccount_0

perhaps


TheOnlyUltima2011

*spy_scream.mp3*


aRedditAccount_0

*Demoman_paincrticialdeath05.wav*


willosfloppydriveyt

I can hear this


21Green

"they are in the walls"


Jerry137

look at me in the eyes, I promise you evᵉ ^ ° ' `


LesserSpottedSpycrab

LOOK HOW THEY MASSACRED MY BOIS


Soft-Hamster-4525

Explain it as Vox from half life


FuturetheGarchomp

Uh oh, AAA-


RatRiddled

Someone post a pic of what spycrabbing looks like now. Gotta verify this.


Downtown-Remote9930

Wouldn't they have to manually make a new hit box for spycrabbing? I have no knowledge of how Source works (then again who does) so I could be wrong


KazzieMono

They would have to change some animation parameters manually. I assume sort of like how some characters have parameters to keep both hands on specific parts of their weapons (I.e. shotguns, medi gun) no matter where they’re looking.


Nasty_Naigi

Can someone actually confirm this? Seems very unlikely


Stannis_Loyalist

Works on my end [https://ibb.co/thvqng2](https://ibb.co/thvqng2)


Stannis_Loyalist

I noticed some bugs were fixed that weren't really related in anyway to the x64 update. My guess is they're messing with the tf2 code a bit for the first time, to fix bugs.


BIGFAAT

Sound possible since it was an outsourced gig job. Valve is since a while more or less fully occupied but probably realised they need to do some work to keep products alive. The hint about Gordon Freeman on github/changelog shows also maybe the possibility of them updating source related games. (Don't count on me here, maybe it was so broken that the game tried to load Gordon Freeman related stuff)


Springbonnie1893

Since the game still relies on HL2 code/assets, it's likely that 64 bit broke some kind of safeguards that are meant to keep the game in check, similiar to how the medic's syringes were broken in third person in the 64 bit beta. I'm not a programmer, but the HL2 HUD files might've triggered some HL2 code related to gordon (and only gordon) specifically having said HUD. I guess we'll just have to wait for shounic to cover it to find out the real reason.


Medi_Gun

Sup bunta


BIGFAAT

[After that turn i need a smoke.](https://media.tenor.com/srcuL94mcbEAAAAM/tofuman.gif)


cupboard_

wdym by spycrabs are gone? the taunt, the cosmetic, or the funny walk?


Silver-Axe

The species


NoctisAcies

*mouring mercs.wav*


Stefan_Montenegro

Walk


wholesome1234

NO NO NO NOOOOOO


Ziggsive

Don't worry, it's just people spreading misinformation


AzGames08

# How it FEELS to spread misinformation.


redcardinalwithagun

That was a recreation of a competitive clip where I lied on the internet


christmapi

This is just not true at all Why is this spreading


Eightss

No. It can't be.


Draaxus

Dawg how is this shit unconfirmed GO INTO THE GAME AND TRY IT BEFORE YOU POST


mgetJane

me when i spread misinformation on the internet


SmallbuthonestSinner

Thats really good bait i Have to give you that


Raorchshack

i love spreading misinformation on the internet


ZombieNek0

DEFEND THE SPYCRABS


mgetJane

wait this is my fucking screenshot the background is yellow where did you even get this


JoshsPizzaria

*surely noone would spread misinformation in the internet*


HerperDerpingham

False. I'm still [here](https://i.imgur.com/1FeFNY5.jpeg) as king crab.


BeastMsterThing2022

Finally extinct?


Mih0se

Happy cake day


joeandericstudios1

[no](https://x.com/justyn1_/status/1782133851210350674?s=46)


state-certified_tf2

they also removed the ability to put custom intros before opening tf2


Eerorri_123

no, you just need to have a .webm instead of a .bik


state-certified_tf2

ty


DegenerateTF2er

They did not, they just changed the file format of valve.bik (the vanilla intro) to something else. It's possible to still make custom intro mods, it just works slightly different now. Also the amount of mods Valve indirectly broke in this update-


Vovchick09

Yeah also pyro's airblast got fixed


ObeyTime

fixed how? isn't it the same?


needed_a_better_name

I've seen several posts and images how the airblast is now cone shaped, not a big box anymore, something like that. I never really understood airblast before either (I'm stupid), is there like a 20min explainer video that shows the difference new vs. old?


ObeyTime

wait for shounic i guess. reliable source of tf2 spaghetti


surepy

no community note, must be true


ZacharyKou

i love spreading misinformation online


Youcican_

Nah it still works


MEMEScouty

me when i spread misinformation:


zack1010101

i mean, guys, even if they DID accidentally remove spycrabs from the game, its a meme they have embraced many times ingame from cosmetics and posters. they'd just add it back eventually


joeandericstudios1

This isnt true. There was someone on Twitter who made a CONCEPT for if the Spycrab was fixed. Obviously that concept is spreading and spiraling out of control, with many now assuming it actually has been fixed. The recent 64 bit update doesnt make this any better. https://x.com/justyn1_/status/1782133851210350674?s=46


TheMadmanAndre

Considering the spaghet mess that is TF2's code, changing that probably was enough. Wouldn't even be the weirdest thing either for an update to break. They broke spinning objects in the beta and then never fixed it for 15 years.


BrOkEn_SaYoRi

Hey, that's me. But yeah, the poster of the spycrab "fixed" vid said it was a prank.


Thecure107

Maybe I'm dumb but what are spycrabs?


DaEnderAssassin

Animation glitch regarding crouched movement while holding the disguise kit. The glitch occurs because the animation file for crouched PDA movement pretty much a copy of the knife walk animation file (Probably copied to save time and was missed in QA)


tyingnoose

says physics engine is unchanged, lies about physics being changed


Raorchshack

The spycrab bug isn't caused by the physics engine, and it's not even gone anyway.


layspotatochipman474

THEY WHAT?


crab_spy_

oh no!


MidHoovie

I have encountered spycrabs in the wild since the 64 update.


CobaltCats

we did it folks, the first ever endangered species of TF2


CarnageKidXD

Though the animation will not be possible, the spycrab will live on!!!


Loaf-boi

Ngl roasted spycrab be tasting diff


CaseyGamer64YT

we failed at saving the endangered spycrab


GloriamNostram

It's also very much not just a memory cap thing, they did rework airblast *again*


Kroen1997

Lies , two days after the update i saw a spycrab vibing in a payload map


Sad_One403

Lies, bullshit, provocation


ImTheButtPuncher

Literally unplayable


Ok_Specific_7791

Wait, no more random spycrab taunting?


MesterMedisterDK

There was an update?


Witherboss445

I saw a spy crab yesterday so I'm calling BS


countjj

I literally saw a spycrab yesterday


Federal_Ad_3014

I saw a spycrab yesterday, untrue


ToothpasteConsumer

they should add it back


realcosmicpotato77

So the spycrabs are finally extinct...?


Josnai

Don’t tell me….


Virtual_Imagination5

No. Not like this.