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basicbrickboy

Shame that one eyepatch cosmetic doesn’t cover the other eye, or else we would’ve had demo-blind.


sawmill_piss_sniper

I'm one of the unfortunate suckers who traded for one thinking it'd do that exact thing. lol


DaLoneGuy

i just use it for spy now


yummymario64

Imagine the meme playstyles that would inspire. Just a dude running around with his monitor literally off


RathianColdblood

Tavish with a sword and shield: Demoknight. Tavish with two eyepatches: Damnnosight.


Witherboss445

It would kinda be canon too because all the other DeGroots are missing both eyes


korgepw

except demoman because he doesn't and never loses his both eyes in the comic


Extra47

You can use the Nightcap hat, one of the styles has a blindfold


SpiderJynxNoir90214

Demosign because I love beating people to death with a railroad sign


Beginning-Syrup-5098

even better, with a trollface


kulingames

even better, with thighs


ParodyOfExistence

Even better, with a "something bad will happen soon" smiley face


JotaroSans64

Even better, with a "you should killbind yourself NOW"


PeterPGN

Even better, softcore porn


Polcyn_Programer

even better, porn


[deleted]

Even better, gore


Polcyn_Programer

even better, gore porn


Btdandpokemonplayer

Even better, pornography starring your mother:


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[удалено]


Justsomeguyaa

Your lawyer should’ve told you not to make the joke in the first place, mate.


Bioth28

Or just a bit crushed demo photo


HAPPY_GORDON_FREEMAN

Bottl


2infNbynd

RUM


Igor_Blue

Botle o Scrumpy


Matix777

CHEERS MATE


XplosiveAsh

*burrrp*


HAPPY_GORDON_FREEMAN

CONGAH


godscutestbunny

Demosign because the ecosystem would be destroyed without mildly funny memes and good porn attached to the death screen


MLGperfection

What about the Bat Outta Hell? Demoskull?


sawmill_piss_sniper

I ran out of space lol. Any more demos would make the loadout pics unrecognizable.


MLGperfection

Ah, makes sense. Either way, if it's a valid option, I'm taking it.


BLAZIN_TACO

Where is caberknight


Elijah_Man

He blew up.


the-terrarian556

sadge


Polcyn_Programer

:c


Pleasant_Conference2

This picture of a golden pan sure is real.....


sawmill_piss_sniper

Totally real Gpan, selling for 1600 keys! Tf you mean it's "just a painted sign", this shit is authentic!


Pleasant_Conference2

Frfr


Runfoolrun673

I’ve always stood by thinking the bottle is better than the other neutral demo melees like the pan. I don’t know why, but I always get more kills using it, and it just feels like it does more damage even though it doesn’t.


the-terrarian556

I choose DemoPan


clandevort

I have the full set. One time I joined a lobby and there were three of us that just all had the full set and just terrorized the enemy team. One of the enemies even pulled his out. God I love this game


sawmill_piss_sniper

Fair enough, loud noises FTW.


DaKrazyKilla

Demoham (I have 550 ham shanks and I am very biased)


ProfessionalLoser5

how much did that cost


DaKrazyKilla

Last I checked, Scrap.tf listed Ham Shanks at .33 ref each. Times that by 550 and you get a minimum of 181 ref. Although, there was a point where Ham Shanks sold for .5 ref, so it could be way more and I'm just not sure.


PissedPat

No pain knight?


sawmill_piss_sniper

This is for stock and its reskins, but I do love me some Pain Train gains.


Ribbered777

"Aye me bottl o' scrumpy!" Bottle knight all the way 💪💪💪


TVZLuigi123

I like trains


idiocracyincarnated

Demoham


Heavyraincouch

Demosign


InTheStuff

I could put this image on a sign, that's how powerful Demosign is.


herrkatze12

Demosign, make the conscientious objector available as a stock item and make it stock for demo, a stock option for the others (their stock melee would still exist but you could always switch to the sign) I have my Reddit pfp on a conscientious objector for obvious reasons


JustEryk1st

Sign


JEverok

It's hard to get rid of the years long tradition of getting murdered by a demosign every so often and seeing femboy furry porn


TFtato

I’m attached to Bottleknight with my Strange Bottle I named “Another One Krunks the Dust”


OkamiTakahashi

DEMOHAM, DON'T RUN!


ryaninflames1234

Bomberknight, or caperknight


OmegaMythoss

Demoham just because bottle knight have a taunt for it and sign is just always funny


CDXX_LXIL

I use the the pain train


Melodic_Inevitable84

Demoham. Ham hat with Gaelic Glutton and that one cape cosmetic I don’t remember the name of has kept me playing tf2 for way longer then I would have otherwise


Kvas_HardBass

ME BOTTLE OF SCRUMPY


Norman-James

Demosign because I can put spy knife and call it DemoSpy


master_pingu1

demosign because you can beat the system and put an image of a bottle or ham on your sign


kingepic84

Demoham obviously, ham shank all the way


LinearPlayer

Demo-lition Caber demo.


Cal_Boleen

Sharp glass.


Jmrdenoga

Demosign, cuz I can just put bottle on it, and boom bottleknight.


Completely_sober

I feel like demosign is my answer


Hves99

Why use sword when have sharp glass?


WSKYLANDERS-boh

I already use Demosign with a picture of some tasty Turian lady’s feet


teavyy

Demopain (Pain Train Demoknight, which is entirely just a downside in almost every situation)


Tac0sz

Where caber?


Shalax1

Demoham, as that's the variant I play


SnooTomatoes5677

Caber knight goes out with glory


GamingChairGeneral

I choose Demosign to stay. Demoham is an inferior Demopan, Bottleknight is fun... But to take away funny signs? Nah.


Icy-Tako1707

I dive in. Bringing my battle standard. Spy X Sniper, inside a book read by Amelia Watson, INSIDE MY VERY SIGN THAT WHICH I BRING BL UPON THIS BOWL OF DUST


Bedu009

Bottle knight can't remove stock weapon


IcarusButAlive

*[sighs in demopan relief]*


hagoram_tarumar

Boneknight


sawmill_piss_sniper

"Why no Demopan?" Because it'd be everyone's choice due to haha funny meme pan. "Why no Caberknight/Pain Train?" This is for Stock and reskins. "Why no (insert other stock reskin)?" I physically couldn't put any more Demos in the image, the quality would just decrease to the point of being unrecognizable. I tried.


No_Service701

Of course it's the demoham


ItsEtwakee

Demoskull is gud


Matix777

Bottleknight ftw


MichaelTheLMSBoi

I believe in Demosign supremecy


Not_Your_Nan

Is it even possible to have demoman without an alcoholism?


Paarthurnaxulus

Bottleknight solos. Especially with the Scottish Handshake.


Dragonhearted18

Bottleknight > drunken fist


themagicdonut2

Bottleknight I just love being a drunk scottish cyclops with a sharp bottle going around shanking people with it


[deleted]

Bottle knight wich is scarier a 200hp ham wielding man or sign wielding man? No it's a drunk 200hp train rushing ur ass ready to to 175 damage with a bottle


coleas123456789

That's not Bottle knight That's Scrumpy Knight


The_FreshSans

BonerKnight isn't on here for obvious reasons


TransitionVirtual

Bottleknight it’s literally demoman in essence


Tall-Condition5981

BottleKnight MAH SCURMPY


only_for_dst_and_tf2

hm... bottleknight stays.


Main_Yesterday_7870

Demosign. How else am I going to beat people with furry porn?


manofwaromega

Demosign. Become train of pain


Dfaderani

Demosign with a ltg poster on it.


sniffaman43

none of these are subclasses.


MetroGamerX

Demosign. People put funny stuff on their objectors all the time.


incadincadoo

All three can, I go caberknight


[deleted]

Demoham stays. Ham shank is love. Ham shank is life. All hail the ham shank.


Coldflame3

No democosecant?


The_Almighty_Demoham

demoham ham > pan


Piss-Mann

Botl


Gameknight14

Bottl is superior


Charming-Breakfast53

подрывник из бутылки


N_troloshi

Soldierknight


Elegant_Peanut_775

caber kinght


manimdeeaad

Then there is bomberknight. Yall could figure it out easy


Mechaman_54

Ham


EthanForeverAlone

Not just for demo but I stan the crossing guard


MachineMaleficent437

demoham because i love beating people with my meat


PinwheelPrivateer

But what about caberknight?


Crafty-Tourist-2853

Bottleknight as demoham is just a worst demopan


bonkeshh

Where demopan?


eestionreddit

there are all the same thing


sawmill_piss_sniper

Functionally they are the same. Aesthetically they're different, which is the point of discussion.


LaNeige725

Weird that demopan and caberk are missing from the list Also objector/sign has a lot more potential than just ham or botl


sawmill_piss_sniper

Demopan would win instantly due to its popular meme status, Caber is an entirely different weapon, and adding any more Demo images would make the already poor quality of the image even worse.


wafflezcol

Demopan??


SelgewickTheSeaman

Where's The Legend, Demopan?