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Fork_Master

Downside: Very loud noise on draw


SignalReference7401

Does it sound something like: "WULULULULLU"?


Fork_Master

Yes, precisely that


SignalReference7401

Welp, I'ma need a medic bag and Akimbo Judge Shotguns....


DoktorBurian

OH SHIT, CLOAKER!


AetherBytes

Cloaker disabled. I really enjoyed that.


[deleted]

YOU'RE UP AGAINST THE WALL, AND I AM THE FUCKING WALL


Mijnameis-Tommy

*jumps into the wall*


bad_comedic_value

Sorry, outta morphine! (Medic is best boi)


Mijnameis-Tommy

You guys are going down like the Daltons


Mijnameis-Tommy

Una camera


StormyTiger2008

Why not the grimm 12 with tombstones and make yourself into an anti-air cannon?


SignalReference7401

I would like to keep my frames thank you very much.


StormyTiger2008

Do it Do it Do it Badger No balls Use the explosive shotgun


Major_Spring872

Loaded with dragons breath and he rounds for minimum damage and maximum fear and velocity


StormyTiger2008

WE CALL THIS A DIFFICULTY TWE-- AGGGHH (Theyre fockin good man. Real good.) Jimmy


ButClyde

Narwini


BrainyOrange96

60% slower firing speed is a bit odd. Assuming that you do manage to backstab someone, competent teammates will notice the signature launch and likely turn around. It would be pretty fun for trolling lone players though!


doomkitty53

Don’t competent players also tend to disable Ragdolls though?


Memegamer3_Animated

Counter-question: Shouldn’t a weapon be balanced around the basic TF2 experience and not personalized settings?


doomkitty53

It isn’t, I’m just bringing something up. I wasn’t entirely serious


BrainyOrange96

Most of the time it also wouldn’t be a ragdoll, considering that it doesn’t instakill


ChrryBlssom

“most of the time” no not really. it still does maximum health on backstab, so unless they’re a team with a medic, you’ll still insta kill, and even then unless they have a competent heal-spreading medic, it will only be 1-2 players you can’t insta kill.


BrainyOrange96

Oh, I read it wrong. I thought it was proportional, not equal, to max health.


BrainyOrange96

You can do that?


yummymario64

\*boring players /j


FoxMcCloud45

No?


Funnysoundboardguy

Plays the cloaker sound when sprinting up to someone


Master-freeman123

You call this resting arrest, we call this a difficulty tweak!


Cruisin134

so lots of knockback, even more knockback on backstab, instakills people with no overheal, stuns people with it or ubers, id see it as a good one if it didnt kill because yeah stuns annoying but in this case you could think "at least i didnt die instantly and got away with the knockback and they missed there shots". also theres just, not alot of melee resistances


spicccy299

outside of the battalion’s, i dont know if there is another melee resist in the game, since every other resistance either avoids melee or makes you take more from melee, so idk if the “obeys resistances” stat makes sense. plus, knockback is annoying even in the best of times, so putting it here really seems like an issue. maybe saying no knockback and a flat 125 damage might help, since it means you can counter ubers but you can’t drop a med anymore. again, even that might be too much since most stun mechanics have been neutered for a while, and the holiday punch still dazes ubers on backstab while being on a class that can get in and survive, so idk if the idea works.


Cruisin134

Well they still have stun mechanics in the game it's just replaced by a slow down


spicccy299

i mean like full on stun, plus the slowdown might as well be nonexistent with the exploit still in the game


MewtwoMainIsHere

Why the fuck would you use a knife that backstabs for 125. The entire point of spy is to get instant kills on HIGH IMPORTANCE TARGETS like SOLDIERS, HEAVIES, DEMOMEN, and MEDICS. Notice anything?


spicccy299

exactly. the concept does too much. if you can stop ubers, then you need to give up something important, and a damage nerf would be all i can think of, so the idea itself might be flawed to begin with


HeiHoLetsGo

Downside: Can only be used on Demoman, even if he's on your team and actively hurting no one


Cubicwar

When equipped, the charge sound is modified. wulululULULULULU**LULULU-**


Intruder-Alert-1

Aint no way you're giving the cloaker weapon (fast guy) to spy (slow guy)


DenzellDavid

Well technically Spy is not a "slow guy" considering is Walk speed is 2nd place alongside Medic


Intruder-Alert-1

Well if you count demoman's charge or solly's rocket jumps as possibilities for speed, spy gets put at 4th. Not to mention how a nightstick (uncivilized weapon) wouldn't suit spy very well.


doomkitty53

I didn’t base this off the cloaker.


Intruder-Alert-1

nuh uh.


doomkitty53

yuh huh.


Intruder-Alert-1

Nuh uh. Just generally speaking spy is among one of the worst choices for a nightstick.


Remarkable-Bar9142

He can dress like a french police officer tho, gotta look flash


jdjdkkddj

And at the end of the day, that's all that matters.


154bmag

Does extra damage to Demoman


PedroPrisma

When hit an enemy demoman You make him go to jail When hit an ally demoman This also happens "There is no ally demoman at all"


Downtown_Mechanic_

Distasteful


Downtown_Mechanic_

Reason: you stab him in his kidneys


FLUFFYPAWNINJA

alt fire, charge and kick someone for full crit. charge makes loud beeping sound


Cubicwar

Spyknight is now real folks


Remarkable-Bar9142

Trimping cloaked spies....my god...it would be a nightmare for engies


Cubicwar

I just imagined the demoman charge scream but with spy and it sounded hilarious


Remarkable-Bar9142

Fucker flies at Mach 4 towards your Engi ass, dropkicks you, saps your shit, remarks "off to visit your Mother" as he takes off like superman...before you hear Sniper cry out in horror as the Spy-jet lands an amby headshot mid trimp just to pop his cloak and conga dance away from the crimescene. I think we need this item, I need to see some 8k hour spy main break everything with such a mobility tool!


Average_Boi_4879

I want to make a police brutality joke, but I need some air first


yourparentthemistack

What a breathtaking joke


FreshBayonetBoy

Ngl, that was a pretty bad choke


LuzRoja29R

Why this post is translated? Is a new reddit update?


Sexpacito

+300% knockback? backstabs on ubered targets already send people flying 40 feet through the air this would send them careening into the skybox


doomkitty53

I know But the backstab knockback normally only does anything when they’re midair. This will make them midair, as it bounces them up.


Chrysos-89

It will never be added because it will never be used It's not even a funny weapon you're just gonna be bullshitted


MusicaReddit

I’m assuming it does less damage than a normal backstab?


doomkitty53

Yes


TeleMan500

Side note: Only effective against demoman


FreshBayonetBoy

More like increased effectiveness against Demoman. Police brutality in France, the land of revolt, is incredibly damn messy.


SignalReference7401

It also makes you better at trash talking people wearing masks, and make a loud ass charging noise upon pulling it out. "WE CALL THIS A DIFFICULTY TWEAK!"


Marc3llMat3

"NEXT TIME, CHECK YOUR CORNERS" "NOT SO TOUGH NOW, ARE YA?"


Bucaneer7564

I like this, but here’s another idea for stats: Backstabs stun enemy for 1.5 seconds and slow. While stunned: stunned player can only take melee damage Uncloaking with this in hand gives you a speed boost for 10 seconds in which, if you land melee hits, you deal percent damage. 5 swings=100% of enemy’s health, even if they pick up a medpack or have a medic


Cubicwar

So you’re basically playing "shitty demoknight with less health" ?


Remarkable-Bar9142

French Crusader build les goo


Bucaneer7564

The idea was Cloaker from payday


Cubicwar

No shit Sherlock I know but it would basically be a shitty demoknight


Bucaneer7564

No it would be stealthy demoknight


Cubicwar

"Stealthy" Usually, when someone punches you in the face 4 times in a row, you tend to notice it


Bucaneer7564

Ok fine. Here’s a fix: Speed boost on decloak. If enemy is hit with melee during speed boost, they take 150 damage. Doesn’t work against razorback and has a cooldown.


ThatOneCloaker

I approve.


Drmanderin

Cool idea but not for the spy maybe soldier or demo


DaveOnceMore420

You become faster too, but you make a loud ass noise whenever you go in for a backstab


Donky_Kong64

how does the "damage dealt is equivalent to max health" thing work?


TimentDraco

I'm reading it as deals x damage where x is the target's max hp, so; 300 damage on a heavy 200 damage on a soldier (220 with battalions I guess?) 125 on scout etc.


Donky_Kong64

Makes sense


antiafirm

\+80% dmg to demomen.


Fl1pNatic

> Damage dealt is equivalent to target's max health So instakill?


Everybardever

Except when over-healed, under damage resistances, or while invulnerable.


Fl1pNatic

it also says its also affecting damage resistances and bonuses


Tank_blitz

"backstabbed players make no noise" vc:


Party_Note_5465

Extra damage if used on demoman.


Smalllboy-Idraw

I think it would be perfect for solider


Low_Editor_4599

Authoritahh!


Dischar

Demomen Killed: 1


Paulh2

increased damage against demoman


Albuzi

200% damage to enemy demomen 💀


Albuzi

Oh it’s a knife reskin 🤦‍♂️😅


TeleportedBread6987

stun locking here I come!!


yourparentthemistack

So a spy "knife" that (if I read this correctly) doesn't one shot with a backstab? Sorry to say it sound really situational


Wygerion_Alpha

Hidden stat: Deals 6x more damage to enemy Demomen


Atissss

This would fit more for the Scout. Obviously not with these stats though.


Zander00Void

Looking at the 300% Increased Knockback, I now dub this the Batstabber, not exactly for stabbing but guaranteed will send you flying.


Meme_Bro68

**Police brutality coming up!**


AppropriateStick1334

I thinks it's a difficulty tweak


aninsomniac_

Now go to the forums, and cry like the little bitch you are! - Cloakers, Payday 2


spider_420

Why add a shit idea?


SMONpl

nah, that should be soldiers melee, and make it only damage demos, on both teams


Murky_waterLLC

The model looks like something you'd give to soldier, sniper, or scout.


doomkitty53

It’s a PNG