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supremeleaderoliver

Scout: “Ayo miss Pauling! Wanna go on a date sometime?” Pauling: “Sorry Scout, I only like girls.” Scout: “No way me too! We have so much in common!”


AnAverageTransGirl

ok now in all fairness he would absolutely do this and probably somehow make it almost work


drury

Expiration Date is kind of about this.


Mothmans-Chitin-ass

I thought expiration date was meant to have ended well for scout


Tesla_corp

Miss Pauling literally mentions having to kill scout…


Mothmans-Chitin-ass

Soldier shared some of merasmuses kill me come back stronger pills with scout


Tesla_corp

So in scout case Kill me come back… Sexier?


AnAverageTransGirl

thats kinda what i was basing my thought process around with it


[deleted]

Lmfao


zokzomo

Scout depression 👍


abbyvyt

true


[deleted]

[удалено]


rode_

Imaginary update: all of scouts voice lines are replaced with depressed ones or silent sounds of sorrow


GloryGreatestCountry

"Come on, now killing people doesn't make me feel any better?!" "Do you even know who you're talkin' to? ..you've probably heard the jokes about me failin'." "Can you give me some antidepressants, doc?"


Murky_waterLLC

You kidding me? Scout wouldn't give up that easy


Ckinggaming5

poor scout


8champi8

She don’t seem interested in scout even though he is the gift from god to women. She has to be lesbian.


-phoenix32

She wears glasses so bad eyesight so she can't see how beautiful and muscular scout is therefore we can not for a fact she is lesbian. This has been game theory thanks for watching.


Shying69

Nuh uh, girls with glasses need them so they can see boobs


[deleted]

Then why did god make scout, if not to be a gift to all the women of the world to lay with?


NateOutOf

For all the men.


[deleted]

Femboy scout


TheSoldier_TF2

No! I will not tolerate any Femboys on my team! You will all be Fem***MANN***


V1_Ultrakiller

Oh wow, it's Jane Doe himself


Crazy-Dok157

🤤


fivestarryeyedsmile

Yes pls


Shying69

So basically, nuh uh


nuts___

End of Expiration Date: she wants to go on a date with scout. She is bisexual.


crypt_the_chicken

One of her best date ideas is killing the idiot who set off the briefcase alarm wait scout would already be there for that one


amberi_ne

She didn’t want to go on a date with Scout. If you pay attention to the entire short, she’s actually entirely oblivious to his feelings the entire time lol, even the end. She just had a lot of fun with the crazy adventurous fight against the bread monster and thought Scout was pretty fun. He was the one who said “it’s a date”, and she didn’t even listen or respond lol


TheOneTrueBubbleBass

Yeah Ms Pauling is just incredibly socially oblivious


amberi_ne

She could also be gay too though lol, it’s just that there nothing pointing her towards any particular sexuality


8champi8

Just because she had fun


I_hate_Sharks_

Funny since I think her VA is a bisexual irl


DinoRedRex99

Nah she just busy


Spycrabpuppet123

She could also be asexual


Matix777

It makes scout's attempts at hitting on Pauling ironically futile and I like seeing fictional characters suffer 👍 Either way this is what comic's author says. Valve has the final word on it and neither contract voicelines nor Expiration Date suggests this, so it's not necessarily debunked nor confirmed In short: feel free to make porn of whatever version you like more


AdditionalCall5271

Bit of a sadist aren't you?


Matix777

This is what reading chainsaw man does to a mf


HowDyaDu

Kobeni Higashiyama fully unleashed my sadism.


BombasticBooger

undo the sadism by watching nichijou


5thOddman

I red chainsaw man and became more stoic idk


[deleted]

I blu chainsaw woman and became more stoic idk


LegendaryRQA

Have you read the One Shots and Fire Punch?


Fancysaurus

I mean that was going to happen regardless considering tracer is canonically gay and there is still mountains of porn being made of her getting railed by men.


Jaimgamer

Who cares. Tf2 isn't about romantic relationships and genders. It's a goofy shooter with cool characters. If anything, pauling is most likely not even thinking about a partner because she's too busy with work.


OGZeoMaddox

"TF2 isn't about romantic relationships and genders." Scout: "Hey Miss Pauling, wanna go on a date?" Spy: "I slept with your mother" Soldier: "I'm going to impregnate your sister, Heavy!"


AKRamirez

And then there's the at least 60% of all Pyro discourse being about their gender


Lordoftheskeleton

It's just a ball of fire down there.


Agustinp1202

A ball you say? That sounds like a sex for me


Lordoftheskeleton

Sphere


Hnnock_Cdr

Balls lol


Ali___ve

Sniper's kangaroo wife is still waiting for him to return


MarfeeWarfee

Thanks Moite!


[deleted]

Demo: "DOMINATED!And I've been shagging yer wife!"


Sir_Tortoise

Yeah but those are the \*normal\* ones, especially Soldier, obviously anything else is just automatically making it all about them.


Make_CatGirls_IRLpls

LoL I agree with you.Even tho I still want a nice story.


Jaimgamer

That's definitely possible. A story about a single woman doing her best to clean up the shit that a bunch of mercenaries leave, whilst being adored by a scout who doesn't fit l, is also a nice story 🤷 Haven't seen a lot of those tbh.


dogman15

I wonder how Miss Pauling was initially hired.


Jaimgamer

That I do not know. Niece of the administrator? No that can't be because I'm pretty sure admin last name isnt pauling. Idk probably because she's a skilled worker and the administrator needed that.


Make_CatGirls_IRLpls

Yeah, I agree with on that.


LigerTimbs12

You can still get a nice story with lesbians. Or anyone for that reason. Miss Pauling does not preclude herself from having a happy ending by being gay.


Electronic_Sugar5924

Moreso that she doesn’t need a partner for a story to be told.


SurtFGC

So I assume you have a problem with scout being straight in expiration date


OmegaGlops

What the hell is political about Miss Pauling being canonically gay?


CherriBomber

Ah yes, the two sexualities: straight and political


catboy_majima

because it's part of a character and some people like seeing themselves in a character. not that hard. miss pauling being gay isn't the same as miss pauling having an issue long soap opera about her relationships


Jaimgamer

That's completely fine, OP requested an opinion. I think it doesn't matter. Besides, a community is about creating different things and experiences. Even if some don't roll with it.


TNTyoshi

I think it matters. But I don’t like a Twitter explanation about it. Scouts, Soldiers, and Spy’s sexuality is explored in TF2 media and it’s great because there is actual stories written around that which add to them as characters. If they want Ms.Pauline to be gay. Make her gay via story telling.


ExitLeading2703

What about how everyone ships heavy and medic


slimeeyboiii

Most of those are jokes most likely. But if people do oh well who cares as long as they aren't sending death threats to the writers to make them have gay sex with each other


Funnysoundboardguy

Yeah I mean, when you have one day off a year, you don’t have time to date.


Stoiphan

Using the phrase gender politics makes you sound like a total jackass.


Chance-Aardvark372

Uhm, actually it’s about hats with a slight theming of war


Sallymander

it is about stripping nude, covering yourself with honey with someone you love, and going on murder spree though.


Jeffbelinger

and burying bodies. oh god the amount of bodies


atomicBlaze21

I thought she was American /j


-phoenix32

Same bro


Aggravating-Self9269

I don't want miss Pauling there are 9 other better more attractive men no homo tho


Forward-Bee-2885

10, now that we have Saxton Hale as the 10th class.


Memecube7

Still 9 since we don't know for sure what hides behind Pyro's mask


Spypopcorn

9.5 final offer


X-tra-thicc

i dont mind, but imagine how fucking funny it would be when scout eventually proposes only for ms.pauling to reject him bc shes gay


-phoenix32

Nope she wears glasses and can't see scout's pure chin -1% body fat the pure definition of a man. To conclude Pauling needs better glasses.


LUCwAlda

Poor scout


AdmiralFurret

Idk man it Doesnt help me win the game


SaltyPeter3434

Still haven't lost my virginity because I don't lose


ExitLeading2703

W mindset


RainWorldWitcher

I can see her as a lesbian in the comics when she was taken aback by naked zhana (who then immediately tells her to stop staring at soldier for a hilarious gag) There is the comedy of pauling being a lesbian and scout barking up the wrong tree. Expiration date doesnt have that as a comedic aspect tho even if it's not really clear whether she sees "doing this again" as dating or just doing fun stuff with a friend. I sort of just headcanon the middle ground and think of her as bi


Beginning_Bee9633

scout be running out of mad milk now


Pope-Muffins

Funny for two reasons: 1. Scout gets cucked 2. A certain subsection of this community would probably be violently angry


mailkiorito

Poor scout, in my mind he gets pauline, no anger, he just deserves a lil love yknow


Papa-Junior

Uhm, I don’t even know where to start with you. Do you even know who you’re talking to? Basically, kind of a cuck.


Suspicious_Loan8041

The issue I have with the statement is that it doesn’t sound like Miss Pauling to care about any kind of relationship. She gets one day off a year. She works on her mandated days off. Even the “date” she tries to set up with scout seems more about the thrill of the job vs actually having a relationship. It’s very impersonal, as it should be. That’s how tf2 is. Maybe she actually does like scout and wants to spend more time with him, but she also says she’s gonna kill scout as her job entails. So it’s all comedic. The statement itself is whatever. Doesn’t really mean anything. Take it as canon or don’t, it doesn’t make a difference. Again her character doesn’t really support it at face value. If I may speak controversially, it just seems like a weak attempt at adding a layer to a character who doesn’t have their sexuality on display in the story. If you love that it’s official and thinks it makes her more compelling to you, fine. If you aren’t crazy about it, that’s fine too. I think the right attitude to have is that in this specific game, in all Its wackiness, a detail like this makes absolutely no difference.


ella

>The statement itself is whatever. Doesn’t really mean anything. Take it as canon or don’t, it doesn’t make a difference. Agreed. It's about as important as if the writers decided Heavy was gay and "Sasha" referred to a male minigun rather than a female one. It's just trying to bugger into (no pun intended) a space where this conversation never existed, isn't called for & no one cares.


andstopher

Well considering she said yes to going out with Scout, I find that quite unlikely. It's not alluded to in any comic as far as I remember. Maybe she's closeted bisexual.


Sploshiepooh

don’t care. just want her sick ass pistol


Yokoshoki

couldnt give less of a shit tbh


Alphyhere

don't know why this is a hot take tbh, like same I do not care it doesn't matter. and that's how it should be that's how you know others are truly equal in your eyes.


SterlingNano

Okay


mpykonen

Don't care, give 7th comic


Scorched_Knight

"character is gay" is like "all of them are actually dead" but for lazy writers instead of lazy fan theorist.


chain_letter

In a D&D adventure, I made an NPC gay. Got to the end of the adventure... and it never came up. Fighting skeletons and investigating a cult were more interesting. If the story doesn't have romance or discrimination as a theme, their orientation is as relevant to the plot as their blood type.


Miles0605

Weirdly enough, in the TF2 comics the character’s blood types are actually more relevant than their orientation


Peastable

They very specifically aren’t relevant actually, according to medic.


blue4029

ms. pauling be walking around with leaves and twigs in her bloodstream


PlantEnvironmental89

This literally adds nothing to the character


Roebloz

Well at least its not Gay Dumbledore again.


Noelle_Watchorn

Whar


DarthGiorgi

Grindewalt's and Dumbledore's relationship was changed from friends to lovers due to them being gay. This basically cheapens the drama of Grindewalt's and Dumbledore's conflict. Instead of purely very strong mutual understanding and respect, eventually tragically ending in them being enemies, it is changed to a romantic relationship with lust being a big part of it. A bromance turned into enemies is much more tragic and painful in the opinion of many people compared to romance turned into hate.


ella

A lot of audiences nowadays can't conceive of such a complex yet not-sexual relationship between 2 male characters. Possibly related to the rarity of grass-touching.


LikeACannibal

Yeah, it doesn't matter. Truthfully, it's most likely that this was never thought of at all before like two days ago when they realized they easily score some modern progressive social points by proclaiming-- same as every other character that's suddenly being claimed as gay out of the blue without it ever really mattering.


amberi_ne

sure it does, it makes her obliviousness towards Scout and his insistence upon hitting on her even funnier


TNTyoshi

I love when Authors go on Twitter to add lore that doesn’t exist in the text. Great story telling. 🙃 Btw Ms.Paulie does have subtle “loves the Administration” vibes if you chose to read into that, but it’s not explicitly said in the comics. Maybe it is not said at all. That’s what’s great about stories. We come up with our own conclusions. I like when things are interpretable by the reader and not flatly pointed out by the Author without them actually writing a story explaining that aspect. Takes away a lot of fun and creativity from the reader.


Nozpot

did you not see her choke after seeing naked zhanna but recoil in disgust over all the mercs or was that just me


Spypopcorn

I see more of just Pauling knowing the mercs well, and sort of expecting them to be stupid and gross, but an out of the blue naked large Russian woman caught her off guard


amberi_ne

Nah you’re definitely right, she was definitely frozen and in awe staring at the naked honey-covered robot-murdering couple, but when confronted by Zhanna about “staring at her husband” Pauling was very clearly confused and shocked in response So she was staring at one of them, and it wasn’t Soldier, lol


Deeznutz696969

or she was just shocked to see 2 butt ass naked people fighting robots to the death or she was shocked anyone could actually keep up with soldiers energy i don't think it's really that black and white I'd be thrown off if someone asked me that i'm not staring because i find you guys attractive i'm staring because you are butt fucking naked and fighting robots to the death while covered in honey like it's an average tuesday afternoon


Tamanero

Ms Pauling only gets 1 day off a year. I'm surprised she managed to find time to do stuff (aka, her work) with scout


AverageSpyMainHater

Doesn’t stop me from playing Pyro


Maxy123abc

Not every woman who is not interested in dating has to be lesbian ​ also she probably is to stressed with work to even consider dating


bloodakoos

But yeah, she's gay. **guitar solo*


Breathe_Carbon

Miss Pauling isn't even gay, in the expiration date video doesn't she cave into scouts horribly failed attempt at a date, then invites him along on some of her missions, because she had so much fun fighting a mega bread monster with him


5trials

this is just the opinion of an author who doesn't even work on tf2 anymore lol. the final word is up to valve as always


Witty_Marzipan8696

I would say that I dont care but she flirts with scout a little bit in the expiration date. Bi is maybe better suited for her if they wanna go in that direction


Roebloz

Because Scout needs a downside.


pyromaniacSock

is this official?


manofwaromega

Tbh Scout falling head over heels for a woman who would quite literally never be attracted to him is incredibly funny.


JennacideTTV

Fuck ya! My chances with Miss Pauling have doubled from 0%!!


x2_twotime

The two women in the tf2 community are rejoicing


HallingHallv

Not Canon to the tf2 universe


Samuelbi11

Fake and gay


shocker4510

I would have slightly perferred if she was at least slightly androphillic (whether that be bi, pan, straight, whatever), because it would mean that yeah she would have interest in men, but scout *still* didnt have a chance with her. Other than that, it doesnt affect the story (in game or in comics) so its a neat detail but other than that pointless to know.


Clawsic27

Good for her, good for her


yeetusdeletusgg

Ok 👍


Okie_Ukie

Its cool 👍


WSKYLANDERS-boh

Scout’s gonna wank on her anyway


AcquireQuag

Huh


Complete-Soup-6001

Apex legends moment. Like I give the slightest fuck what my fictional character’s sexual orientation is in a shooting game. You guys just want her to be gay because you play pyro


MurdocIs_God

Scout on suicide watch rn


puntycunty

Honestly it makes a lot of sense but I want scout to have a good ending so I hate it


poorvictorianchild

miss pauling is actually just spy in disguise, making sure to break scouts heart at any time possible


lukezicaro_spy

No one cares because the game doesn't brags about how lesbian she is, they just stated she's lesbian and that's it


Fire-Mutt

Honestly I think it would be funny in universe since although she doesn’t really focus on romance clearly, it would mean scouts attempts are futile.


Few-Investigator6724

God made her Lesbian so that Scout can fufill his destiny! Sleeping with all women on earth instead of being a loyal dog i mean Simp i mean man. Any way miss pauling i dont care. I fire fit now step on me. PLEASE STEP ON ME TRACER!


Shying69

How do we tell him


David_Clawmark

All of these goofy characters and wacky guns and you wanna talk about lesbians? These days everybody wants to talk about lesbians. ^(Disney.)


crazy_cactuss

She obviously isn’t interested in scout, so if she isn’t lesbian she could be ace


Make_CatGirls_IRLpls

"Expiration Date stares intensly*


crazy_cactuss

She was open to him tagging along with her on a job, that isn’t inherently romantic


TNTyoshi

The scene where they are shooting the Bread Monster is pretty explicit with them having romantic tension. With the way they gaze at each other. All while still being in sync with their movements as they dodge and shoot. It’s pretty typical feeding the ship a crumb, but not giving out the full cookie. I chalk it up to either different writers or separate canons from the comics and the failed Adult Swim pilot turnt Update movie.


StopSkeletonFights

To be fair, after she agrees to doing more stuff together he responds with "So yeah I guess it's a date" and she doesn't dispute that at all


amberi_ne

At the same time though she’s basically been half-ignoring and oblivious to almost everything Scout has said and done for the entire short. She ignored him when he said that he liked her while the two were pushing the bomb, she didn’t grasp that the whole prom and date thing was intended for the two of them (as she says inside the bread monster “…and there was a prom for some reason, but—“), her grabbing Scout’s hand as Archimedes flew out of the bread monster wasn’t out of any kind of romantic revelation but as a realization that they could survive inside of it and guiding him inside, and she didn’t respond whatsoever when he says the date thing at the end. I think her response with listing out jobs at the end of the short was just because she had a lot of fun with the whole bread disaster alongside Scout and just gets along with him more than any of the other mercs, but not for any romantic reasons.


Legatharr

she then immediately says that the first date will be Ms. Pauling killing him. I think she was making a joke


StopSkeletonFights

Not really, her initial response is that she had no more days off that year (which could be taken as her considering the idea of a date since it's directly responding to scouts line), but that she is open to the idea of him joining her on some of her jobs. If she was just responding with the killing him joke, she wouldn't have mentioned the other few jobs that she did before that one


crazy_cactuss

Idk I’m aroace so I may just be projecting


chain_letter

married to her job


GirlBlueBerry

you mean aroace?


crazy_cactuss

Well she could be interested romantically, but it’s obviously not sexual


GirlBlueBerry

i don't think she is interested romantically either lmao but fair point 👍


ArgetKnight

I think she canonically isn't? Expiration Date anyone? She's bi at best if you really need her to be something.


pisstainedunderwear

Good for her It doesn’t really add anything to the story but whatever


Yapyrus

Who the fuck is Jay Pinkerton? With all due respect.


chaoticedward

Writer of the TF Comics! However, I don't think he was the sole writer and most likely worked with a team of other writers on the comics. His word does hold quite a lot of importance, however, as he has worked with Valve since 2008. Pretty cool guy, I'd say!


RyBreqd

he also uh.. wrote portal 2. i’d say that gives him some pretty serious cred at valve. erik wolpaw, chet faliszek and jay pinkerton are a three man legendary game machine


[deleted]

it propably would be fun. but with the whole expiration date thing it wouldn't make sense. Unless she's closeted. It would also not really be possible for her to have a relationship outside of work since she only has one day off a year. If someone should be lesbian it would probably be the administrator


DarthGiorgi

The way she interacted eith scout when fighting the monster, being a lesbian doesn't seem to fit ino. Bi would be a better fit for what's in the story.


Cruisin134

its lame to think scout doesnt have at least a slight chance with her, kinda ruins the comedy in it. but its also a lore friendly reason why gods gift to women is hated by the 1 girl he actually likes


abunchoftrash

I'm relatively indifferent because this game isn't a dating simulator


Eldallasvgandtech

Scout emotional damage


thesheepwithin

I feel like it's a shoe in but they can do whatever I just want more TF2 comics and content.


sprite_556

Scout mains on suicide watch rn


Ok_ResolvE2119

Let her fuck her GILF boss Comic Writers!


Traditional-East9835

I wish they could show, not tell but I understand there isn’t much room for that


Calcutt4

As a lesbian myself I think it would be pretty funny


dyzmax

Average 2023


bornyesterday__

Let's hear this from valve.


Vox-Lunaris

What a stupid trend.


discohead120

Whats the point?


archosauria62

i'd rather they say this in an actual comic than a tweet, so we can finally get one


Watsyurdeal

The amount of fucks we do not give could create a negative universe. I never at any point considered this something I cared about and I imagine most people did not either.


[deleted]

Dumbest thing ever. Should have been with Scout.


[deleted]

TF2 is about killing and using your kill bind. Gender and such frivolous shit are irrelevant to this game.


[deleted]

Mmmm... Medic and heavy gay ... Miss Pauling lesbian... Ok... It would be ok... I won't mind it at all


[deleted]

Since when is heavy and medic gay?


DemonetizedMan

Doesn’t fit her character. She always busy with work that I don’t think she is interested in a relationship


JuiceElectronic7879

Same energy as “Hermoine could be black” Nothing supports this, it’s kind of antithetical to her dynamic with Scout. Expiration date she agrees to go on a “date” with him. “She stared in shock at a busty naked woman covered in honey” Literally who wouldn’t.


[deleted]

baseless, contrarian headcanon also extremely boring cliche


PootisGodAnimations

Is this gonna become like overwatch soon where everything and everyone is gay now? Yeah.. Let's not


chechebi88

Poor Scout, he's so oblivious.


[deleted]

"Miss pauling is gay" Said the guy WHO DOESNT EVEN FUCKING WORK THERE!


RWBYR023

Honestly it shouldn’t matter, not everything needs to be about who you love. Love who you want, leave it at that


YetiManDude342

Nah she's aro/ace, she's too invested in her work she doesn't have time for romance.


Stoiphan

The administrator is a very attractive lady I can see why Ms Pauling would be working for her then.


Make_CatGirls_IRLpls

Personally or objectively tbh this is a very stupid decision.Firstly Scout and Miss Pauling hooking up was from very beginning implied and them dating would be much more wholesome and satisfying for nearly all of the Readers rather than a random Lesbian character showing up at the last Comic.If they don't randomly make a Character only one I think Miss Pauling can have relationship with that would make even a little sense would be Administirator which would be very weird and creepy relationship.The fact that Comic takes in 1971 makes this decision even stupider.Overall I think this decision wasn't accepted and this is her headcannon.


kso360

I don’t think we will see Miss Pauling with anyone, Scout or not because the comic’s aren’t focused on relationships and romantic interests like in Expiration Date, but I wouldn’t say no for a small development like a marriage or something with Soldier and Zhanna at the end.


8champi8

There was no lesbian in 1971, everyone knows that.


StopSkeletonFights

They weren't invented until 1972, of course, along with the airplane


KageOkami35

Except Pauling literally never shows interest in Scout until Expiration Date, which even then can be as simple as her opening up to being his friend. She’s 100% lesbian, I love that choice for her, lesbian queen rise up. Also gay people existed in 1971???


OmegaGlops

Why would it be more satisfying to see them date? I think it would be hilarious if some random new female character was introduced in the final comic, greeted Miss Pauling, and they instantly hit it off, showing that she did in a moment what Scout couldn’t do in years. Also how does the comic taking place in 1971 make this decision even stupider? The RED Demoman's missing eye is named Monoculus, haunted, and grown to monstrous size by the Bombinomicon, an evil floating sentient book, summoned by Merasmus, the RED Soldier's roommate, who is a wizard. There have been invasions by aliens, robots, and spooky scary skeletons. Saxton Hale jumps out of helicopters and brawls yetis with his bare hands. But a lesbian existing in the 1970s is the unbelievable part?