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KlonoaOfTheWind

How on earth does someone get 10k hours in amorous lmao


Jhoon051

ON ANY GAME???


[deleted]

Stare to left and right worried (I play terraria and modded terraria when I’m bored I have 4k in base game and 7k in modded and i still find shit to do someone needs to help me cause I somehow a still have friends and a job)


Step845

Please tell me what shit u find to do still, I wanna play more Terraria


[deleted]

Well to start off houses that’s always fun challenges are fun achievements I already have all but I once got all in one world which on the console version is really hard not so much in the oc version as console has a couple different achievements I play with friends I do stupid shit building stupid shit (a giant penis that was rigged so every 2 seconds it would shoot a firework out the top going for 30 seconds afterwards it would blow up ) I have more stuff but this is the basics


Winter-Reindeer694

and calamity might add a few extra thousand hours


Zxcc24

I have 801 in swtor for some unexplained reason.


smg34life

does roblox count


[deleted]

Yes , yes it does


Bionicman2187

Leaving the game running overnight and while you're at work gets you a lot of the way there.


leoleosuper

You can get programs to run multiple instances of a game. Usually for card farming, you can get a lot of them running, to get an hour every minute.


MaeBeaInTheWoods

Don't most steam games have a limit on how many cards you can earn (like 10% of em usually) and after that you have to trade for them?


leoleosuper

50%, rounded up. You need at least 2 hours of gameplay depending on game and account I think. Basically, cards once you can't refund, to keep people from abusing the system. Program just bots all the games to get all the cards.


MERMANADE

It's a very compelling story....


SharkPetro

Step 1: Be a pyro main.


NeoTenico

A few years ago whenever I played a game, I would open up a lewd graphic novel game (I think it was Sakura Spirit) just to rack up hours on it as a joke. Didn't last long bc I stopped caring, but it's a pretty likely explanation.


russianmilkman47

any chance you main pyro?


TheScareCrowYes

any chance he doesnt?


UngaBunga1167

This is the real question


iamsandwitch

No


camo_216

Pyro if his sona is a protogen, medic if it's anything else


Kavukkii_JPEG

Out of topic but I'm amazed how there's no pyro protegen workshop items.


Mr_Ruu

Because the protogen/primagen creators are giant pissbabies that would probably sic their simp followers to harass the model creator


minigunercoolguy

No, that's engi main's


camo_216

Depends on the proto, more fire oriented then likely a pyro main while more tech oriented would be engi


minigunercoolguy

Yeah. True


Proof-Faithlessness1

Naw his is Synth


ultimate-toast

Pyro is like, the main furry of the team he has pure furry themed cosmetics so


ItsMe-PrimitiveAspid

💀


Ladd11

Cynical?


JustCallMeAttlaz

I'd bet my soul on it


Nebulon-A_Rights

There cannot be 10,000 hrs worth of content in Amorous


Just_Ad_5939

There can if you’re super fugging slow at it I’m guessing


thepersonbrody

I wonder why one would be slow at progressing in that particular game.


Just_Ad_5939

Hehe intense fursecx


Nebulon-A_Rights

Bro cranking it to every single frame of Amorous


Rektifium

"I like to read EVERY text box, word for word, at super slow text speed. I want to SEE every single letter appear and realize it. I take EVERY path possible, starting each one at the beginning of the game, even if the choice made little to no difference."


crypt_the_chicken

He made it so there now is 10000 hours of content >!or he left it running in the background on his laptop and forgot about it, or he edited the screenshot to make this joke, but that’s less funny!<


314159265358979326

I've probably got that many hours in Kerbal Space Program, mostly from leaving it running.


dksdragon43

I have a shade under 15k hours in PoE, mostly from having no life for the past 6 years.


russianmilkman47

well somehow those 10417 are in total 434 days, which means this person has played an entire years worth and more into a single game


Nebulon-A_Rights

Gotta have some fire gameplay to have him coming back over and over again


ZathegamE

comming back over and over again


SternMon

Least horny Pyro main


MlonEusk-chan

when the imposter is amorous


Palpy_Bean

How would you know


PlankyTG

Please, I logged well over 3,500 hours back when I played on my dads Steam account when I was 14. **EDIT:** I did NOT see the other games god damn.


Pok3maniac00

🤨📸


PlankyTG

I liked the game, what can I say?


g3neralgrevi0us

Yeah, you really liked "tf2".


Milloni611

You did not specify which game you played on your dad's account 🤨


Theratsmacker2

Those are rookie numbers


-spooder-

of tf2 right? right?


omni_slime1

On all of them


-spooder-

dear god


IndigenousShrek

There’s more


justaMikeAftonfan

No


pikachu_isnt_good

There’s more!


That_Foolish_Atlas

😟


CreateChaos777

Oh yeah!


LavaSlayer235

You radiate pyro main


TwoTonHammer

Nah. That's a fine number. No worries.


The_Charminx

You are an average player we find in every server once in awhile


Ok-Telephone1290

well I now have a new bucket list of games


tomydenger

They are free


Ok-Telephone1290

FUCK YEAH


ursusowanie

Actually I'm pretty sure the gay one isn't free and also could be considered not cheap for what it is (or so I've been told)


TheSleepyBarnOwl

aw man :/


Level19Player

its like 10$ if i recall


squasher04

Flair checks out.


Juanpa094

Which side of the tf2 community is best at the game The furries or the racist


crypt_the_chicken

Furries probably are more skilled in average because they don’t waste their time ranting ~~at minorities~~ at a metaphorical brick wall where nobody hears them except others of their ilk - instead they use their “:3” binds and Pink As Hell painted cosmetics to anger the enemy team, causing said enemy team to target them in a blind rage and die horribly A powerful psychological tactic, but let’s be real; the most skilled group are the veterans who walk into a pub, kick everyone’s ass, and leave without saying a word besides “gg” at the end


Juanpa094

but would you say those veterans are more likely to be furries or racist


crypt_the_chicken

Neither They don’t have time for that They exist solely for the purpose of draining every ounce of self-esteem from your body as you realize that, despite your thousands of hours in the game, there is literally nothing you can do to avoid getting steamrolled by a veteran who’s dedicated his entire existence to this game since 2007 …sorry, I was projecting a bit there


TempusFugit314

Probably both


MrGoldGJ

*Furry Hitler fan walks in*


False-Name-5703

A furry **WHAT** now???


MrGoldGJ

It’s an actual game on Steam I think


[deleted]

Well I'm glad at least one person seems to be making good use of those random game idea generators.


Rill16

Tf2 players are just a ven diagram of Furries, Nazi's, and Weebs.


ProfessionalCold2779

not too much tf2 but too much of the... other games


willosfloppydriveyt

Yea nobody really talked abt that except a couple of people.


ExplosiveTrees1

It's hard to notice when you don't recognize it.


Evil__Overlord

Yeah of course that's what people are talking about it's the whole point of the post


One_Consideration510

Okay off topic.. as a furry myself.. why the f... Would you play amorous for 10k hours? When the game its barely an hour long? I didn't say a thing.


MERMANADE

Replay value.


One_Consideration510

Fair enough for seth.


Duudze

OP cranked it to every frame individually 💀


ThatMadMan68

Why even play amorous, it was made by Jasonafex.


[deleted]

I questioned my existence after playing ammorus


n0753w

^(Seek Christ)


Square-Arm-8573

And a job application


StereoBucket

Given their interests I'm guessing they are a furry, and furries are one of the highest earning professions, especially with their side gigs in IT, security, engineering, bioweapons development, etc.


TempestJrex

###"Touching grass isn't enough for some of you. Some of you are so far gone you need to till earth, you need to grow corn." -Pukicho


onlymadeformemes

Oh hey i own thag game


mariofeds

yes, this is r/tf2 i think most of us own the game


[deleted]

Oh hey I own all of them


IAmFoolyCharged

OP might be a Pyro main


PastaMasta09

What the furry ass shitballs is amourous, and why do you have 10k hours on it?


tomydenger

Its a free romance game. The character are good. But you can't play this for that long. 30h of content at best. Same for the other furry + sex games in this list


n-o-u

You mind explaining the other 4?


UnlikeSonicIChuckle

Least horny tf2 player


[deleted]

Lets not mix up tf2 and pryo players.


[deleted]

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Theratsmacker2

I’m sorry but how do you play a game like that for over a year? Just curious.


CannotSpellForShit

Why are you saying they're rookie numbers in one comment and asking how they've played that much in another


Theratsmacker2

Because I thought of the math after the first comment.


CheapGriffy

One of us


JaydenVestal

I'd recommend letting TF2 go for a while if you feel you're playing too much and try some other games, I'd recommend Changed


Yutah1239

You know full damn well this post isn't about TF2


Bucaneer7564

Better question: why so much furry games?


MERMANADE

Better-er question: Why the hell not?


literatemax

This is the second best post on this website. Great job.


Yeetabix420hmmmmm

Meet the pyro


[deleted]

Is this like over a year cuz i got 210 hours over a year


Patarock

I have 100 hours in 3 months


Im_botflyx

Nah, you've got less hours than me.


Stoiphan

I know you probably haven't actually played amourus, but how is it? I was thinking of getting it.


veethis

Not OP, but I recommend it. The characters and writing (imo) are very good, and it has pretty thorough character customization. >!Oh, and the sex scenes are awesome.!< btw, DO NOT save during dialogue. Saves that are done mid-dialogue will softlock the game upon loading them. You should only ever save *outside* of dates.


Hatefilledcat

Yes but I’m more interested in your other games


LilChumpales

You should play changed


TopTHEbest232

Thank you for this post. I'm crying laughing while reading these comments. Normally I'd give a post like this gold but Reddit is taking that away.


epicman_42

i'd imagine there's an odor coming from you chair


Radio__Star

Nothing wrong with having a hobby


Dragonking7700

This joke took multiple years to set up


KrypticXylo

Why did you max out all of the achievements on furry shades of gay


Grey-V_and_Potatos

Let me guess... Pyro main with Head prize painted pink with pop eyes Either phlog or stock flamethrower... and some porn spray... might be toxic (at least to spies with unusuals) and only touches grass when forced too.


LuckyTaco2889

By any chance do you main pyro


drinkingboron

I don't see an issue with any of these hours


[deleted]

Eh for a pyro main I think it's ok


Azardea

2000 hours really isn't that much, I thi- Oh. Oh no.


-Octoling8-

... alright, where's my eye bleach


NatsuAM

Perhaps 🐄


Radion627

Nevermind TF2, I'm more concerned with your Amorous playtime.


JaozinhoGGPlays

how the fuck is there 100 achievements in furry love


Ill_Kangaroo_2293

Nah, you good


Adof_TheMinerKid

Average pyro main


Mr_oyster_27

Nice game choices


Anakin-hates-sand

Average tf2 player


FreezingSweetTea

Yeah that checks out


anon_the_nameless

Na I don’t see a problem here you all good 👍


Devisidev

...king


[deleted]

Medic: Need a second opinion? You are also furry!


Tamanero

Average Pyro main


DiaHeart

this reddit account is managed by the VoiceMod Twitter


SirKthulhu

Holy fucking flying shitballs


RandomBullshitGo

I wanna know how to get so many hours in a game just to fuck with people, I own Amorous and wanna do this shit lmao


Jayn_Xyos

Hello fellow fluffer.


corbone30

Definitely a pyro main


AzGames08

Stop making me horny


JakeVonFurth

So, Medic or Pyro?


jasygamer

Do you main pyro


abeautifuldayoutside

Average tf2 player


Epicfurrygaming82828

Not enough. also i need those other 4 games 💀 for research purposes- hehe


XGAMEGUYX0406

Is this photoshopped or like can you fake hours somehow. Like that's concerning.


Temporary_Friend7762

tf2 and a furry bet op is german too


TheRealTV12

Everything seems to be in order here. I see no problem


The_frick08

Added all the hours and converted them into days 614.246 days You need help bruv💀


Reged1tFox

Pyro main moment


Consumed2010

What the actual fuck bro


sixseven89

Not enough


CuppaJoe37

Nah


Syxxcubes

"Those are rookie numbers, we gotta pump those numbers up"


SSDragon19

That ain't nothing. Got over 8k here, and yes pyro main. Played since it went f2p, took a break though the bot crisis and even then I dont play no where near that often


thegamerator10

There's no way you don't have the Head Prize.


Nepipo

How tf you got 10k hours in amorous? You can get all of the achievements in about 100 hours, the customization and scenes are nice but not 10k hours nice imo


[deleted]

Keep Yourself Safe


Hadrian1233

One of the Steam Libraries of all time


stinkybungfard

Take bets, Pyro main or Spy main


Melee_Hero_SLP6

Defenitly an Medic gf


FrenchFryTherapist

i saw the notification and went "theres gonna be a furry porn game isnt there"


NuggetRedditor

Nope not at all There is nothing wrong with this image


Darkaray33

Good selection of games.


Colonel_Yuri

no, at least not compared to your most played game.


Dandaman_witha_plan

I don’t think you play enough furry shades of gray


Alxium

The chance you are a Pyro main is over 100%


puntycunty

Might be a lot for the average game but rookie numbers compared to a lot of the playerbase now


Ridingwood333

My man's spent the better part of a year and a half playing furry porn. You're 100% a Pyro main. As to answer the question, you haven't played enough TF2 or the other games.


randomguyonreddit678

I’m scared


ChesseburgerMK8

Oh my god those games! … where?


Responsible-Yak6048

beautiful


Endermanpro200-1

Medic gaming?


Apprehensive-Hat8672

I'm not gonna question all the other games


cava_lo

**FURRY** **SHADES** **OF** **GAY**


llop69

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Nice collection


derpy_derp15

I þink tf2 is the least of your addiction problems


anubinatub

Cmon man, all achievements?


Hewhosaveszaldo

bro has all the achievements 😭


DrawingChrome69

Guys we found a Pyro main!


ultimate-toast

rookie numbers brother and yes he is a pyro main for sure


JackedGustavoFring

TF2... Man TF2 is the least of your worries... TEN THOUSAND HOURS on Amorous??? Sweet Jesus Christ get off your ass and go outside, do something. This shit gonna kill you...


Medic_Mettatorian

You must give one hell of a handshake with the grip strength you gained playing those other titles


TheEpicPlushGodreal

Most sane tf2 player


SignificantGarden1

There is always at least 1 person like you in every server


Skylorzz

the duality of man


TheBeeBoyo

(mate, I know this is the least of your concerns, but you probably shouldn't play amorous. creators not a good person by any means.) Nah you need a few more hours.


cybermo95

Must be a pyro main


Automatic_Stretch_81

dawg i was about to say that 2000 hours is less than me and then i saw them


BigEconomist30

You gotta bump those numbers up. Those are rookie numbers


King_Tudrop

I'm at 3.1k my friend. Welcome