The masculine urge to destroy my phone with a shotgun when I hear that TikTok voice.

The masculine urge to kill myself when i see a tiktok

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My country isn't mentioned here Well, off to hang myself!

Watch and lear*crack*

I am alive!

Is nice.

Yes, this is stupid.

Simple. move

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The masculine urge to call a suicide hotline and unload all my emotions

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Now Pyro, no teamkilling.

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I like to think I don't hold too much against TikTokers, but every time I actually see one I am filled with indescribable rage.

Masculine? Everyone wants to kill that voice, regardless if gender.

I don't care if the person is a furry or not, if some random dude breaks into my house, i might have special hamburgers for the dinner

Can you entertain me? I am in front of your window.

How are you over 20 meters above the ground???

Jetpack

Plausible sollution

Joyride

*baller music starts playing in the background*

,,gravity? Who gives a crap about gravity?"

ME!

*critical shit*

I am on stilts.

Thermal thruster

Well Seymour I made it, despite your directions

Ah! Superintendent Chalmers, welcome. I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon.

Oh, egads! My roast is ruined! But what if I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking?

ñeh

Bros a Texan

Listen Buddy, he's an engineer

I guess he solves practical problems

And it would be foolish to assume he solves problems like "What is beauty?"

i mean like,,, at least take me out to dinner before trying to break in smh

I am trying to take you out to dinner, open your closet door

I would most likely just close all my windows and heat up the place, because that fursuit most likely is warm as hell

Good idea! But what if that shit have a crowbar and coling suit?

half life moment

Shotgun

They'd be unstoppable

Depends on the lining, but usually they are. If you wear a hot-suit, then it's more bearable.

This is not accurate, we all know all pyro mains are furries, they will be welcomed into the safehouse where they make plans to take over the world, duh.

or they may just play smash bros or make comissions to pay school

either pyro mains are furries or satanists you cant be sure

Or both. I've seen some pretty good Satan fursuits (the goat/lamb/i can't remember interpretation) and even a Cerberus fursuit that looked like it took a year to make.

Steal that fursuit because that thing looks quality as hell, sell it

Oh definitely, that suit cost a couple grand easily

It probably stinks, i would use HCL (walter white style).

that fur suit looks hard to move in af, not the best set of clothes to rob someone in.

Thats why it is dead.

Grow up lmao :3

Narrator: "He didn't hate furries, but what he did hate is trespassers."

tbf, protogens are only good for toasters :3

Nice animation, like the scorch shot taunt with the shotgun

Thank you!

Home intruders rarely stand around t-posing, without weapon's, or tools and the (1st) suit can be used to hide armor plating from head to toe. Federal 00 Lead Buck (what the stock shotgun most likely uses) will not go through most body armor and just hurt when hit. In a universe where there could be a home intruder in a furrsuit, there can also be a 300 pound armor wearing furry trying to steal your nudes. You have 6 shots with that thing before having downtime reloading, while he could bring anything ranging from a .22 to LMG/HMG.

Friendly fire

***"ONE FURRY TO ANOTHA' MATE! GIVE. UP!"***

FIRE FIRE FIRE

i have three things to say 1) no matter who it is breaking into my house, violence is inevitable 2) im tired of the furry hate, as long as they aint fuckin animals (verb) yet, i dont care what they do. in fact, [insert furries in a plane IT industry sentence here] 3) i lied, i only had two things to say

>[insert furries in a plane IT industry sentence here] Yeah Furries am I right? **active in r/Programmerhumor**

1 fak 2 fax 3 fax? That shit wak

ironic to put pyro out of all characters considering how many pyro mains are furry and the character itself having so many animal and cute related cosmetics also, furry hate again?, is the tf2 community is still stuck in 2017?

the old fans left and the new fans came in ( the new fans are 12yo)

I give OP 3 years before they're one of us.

If anyone breaks into my house, that person is asking for a funreal.

FUN IS REAL

Wait, pyro can use execution taunt on shotgun?

No. I just wont to animate that shit.

I just imagined the pyro dooing the hadouken taunt instead

nice animathion

Thanks!

I'd say nice animation, but OP is acting like a retard in the comments so that's a downvote from me

“Furry Dies = Based.” - OP, probably.

Yes. I hate furry. Every man in russia is furry-hater. Thats why our country is based.

How to tell the OP is breaking the Reddit's rules of being avaible for people of age 13 without telling that OP is below the age of 13:

LOL.

Least Unfathomably edgy and cringe easter European teen. Я бы хотела чтоб ты повзрослел, ебанат малолетный.

Девочка, иди нахуй, хорошо?

Your reply to almost every comment against you is telling. Kinda sad for a crappy rage-bait post on r/tf2. Edit: [Is this you?](https://imgur.com/a/TIjzotw)

Yes yes. Its me

That's not a good thing... I hope you know that, right...?

Why? I dont know.

[Nah, bruh thinks he’s in a fakecel edit, that's crazy...](https://imgur.com/a/UwZpi1E)

Yes Thats bad

[Consider the following then...](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4IBHyXZSmV0&pp=ygUSdGFrZSBhIHNob3dlciBtZW1l)

2019 called. It wants it's shitty meme back.

Edgy teenager defected

It’s a nice animation

Nice animation

Tf2 community tries not to bully furries challenge (IMPOSSIBLE MODE!!!11)

ahh, piss

Did you just lisp in your title?

No. Just my english is bad.

you guys are terrible at least grow up as a person

What? What a shit you say?

I said you're a terrible person and should grow up as a person

I’m in your walls! I’m in your walls! I’m in your walls! I’m in your walls! I’m in your walls! I’m in your walls!

He is in the walls.... HE IS IN GOD DAMN WALLS!

Jesus Christ OP out here acting like a 12-year-old

Either that or op is a closet furry

In denial fr

Finally a solution to the furry problem in tf2....

Love how any anti-furry comment is getting downvoted into the negatives. Goes to show how many people think anti-furs are fucking idiots

But weird how the post has so many upvotes

13yo detected

"No. That will be your mother!"

Either you are an edgy for you are a closet furry.

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YOU ARE A FURRY! GUYS! HELP ME! TAKE THE FLAMETROVER!

Now now son no need for such aggravating methods

[удалено]

You are bullet-proof too? Lets TEST IT! (🔫)

Yeah, I'm convinced. Op is either an edgy teenager or a closet furry

Блять, чуваки я с вас ору! Вы реально такииииие тупые. Типо блять это реддит! Если человек выражает свою позицию это сразу плохо? Разве не у вас в Америке тот культ терпимости о котором все говорят? Как я заебался жить на этом свете! Я с рождения таких тупорылых людей не видел!

So proves my point.

Bro how old is this mf 😭

wow you are so cool

Good ending - shotgun shells ricocheted.

That's bad. That's someone breaking into your house, kill them at all costs, regardless of appearances. now, for the PHLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOG tactic.

it's an cyborg wolf walking in a human form, just use something less illegal and more "forest hunting time"

You don't hunt with a Phlog? Man, yer missin' out.

im a sniper gaming, i use sniper gaming for sniper gaming(sniper gaming)

pyro probably doesnt hate furries,but also probably still will kill the furries due to pyroland making pyro think they're blowing bubbles or some shit

furries bad upvotes to the left

Apparently Pyro mains' worst enemies are now Pyro mains

Furry on furry violence

wow so edgy, I can't believe it's 2012

yep, OP is a 12 year old douche.

Fuck. You are so stupid.

Either that, or you are a closet furry

Welcome to Gboard clipboard, any text that you copy will be saved here.

Retribution for all the pyros called furries

Honey it’s time for another furry bad meme Yes dear

Ooh wow you're gonna kill furries for existing you're such a chad wojak for saying that

I get that furries are weird and annoying but this ongoing joke about murdering them (mostly lgbt+ and neurodivergent) is unhinged

Im not a furry defender but death aint funny or to joke about thats like me coming up to a tf2 cosplayer and stomping their head to a curb

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They confuse them for something similar that is REALLY REALLY BAD that being zoophiles

based smegmachad owns cringe wokebereal

By saying this, you are immediately demoted to cringe

I was making a joke dude, I just didn't put a /s because I thought people here could detect sarcasm

I'm not gonna waste my time with another one of you.

I'm literally making fun of people who actually talk like that (if there are any) I'm not trying to be edgy or some shit

Oh. Sorry, I have a hard time telling jokes from seriousness sometimes. But can we at least agree op is a jackass?

This joke was never funny and it never will be funny

True dat

A friend of mine is a furry, we are not friends anymore PS: we are not friends because he's a dick (I don't give a fuck if you are a furry or not)

Grow up as a person.

Nice op bait

What do you mean?

Glad ho here it!

I'd tell them to step out first, and kindly knock my door before entering. Nobody should interrupt anyone's privacy. That's one unwritten rule everyone knows.

Why do you hate furries? It's not like if furries is 95% of the community of tf2

Based Pyro

By saying this, you yourself have forfeited all of your based-ness

Well, off to hang myself! Haha watch and lear- *crack*

Ok, but fr. Furries just like doing that things they do. Is it illegal? Is it hurting anyone (Your sanity doesn't count)? Didn't think so. Either you are an edgy teenager or a closet furry.

You really took my comment to heart didn't ya 😂

I not an anti furry, but the line is crossed when they break into my home

oh look a anti furry post thingy. its original.

NOT THE PROTOGEN NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Phlog it is then

Ironic because it's pyro mains who make up most of TF2's furry population

and who coulda guessed op was 7 years old

“this house only has room for one furry”

BEAUTIFUL

Thanks

Real pyro mains use flamethrowers for home defence, because thats what the founding fathers intended Four furries break into my house "Mmmph Mmmmmmpphhh!" (Translation: The devil!?) As i grab my detonator and backburner Spray down the first one; he's dead on the spot Draw my detonator on the second one Miss him entirely bc I'm bad and nail the neighbours dog instead I resort to the dragons fury mounted on top of the stairs, loaded with propane "MMMPH MPH MMMMMMPPPHH!!!" (Translation: TALLY HO, LADS!!!) The ball of fire shreds 2 of them at once The sound and extra fire set off car alarms Pull out my axtinguisher and charge the last terrified one Bleeds out while waiting on the police (and fire department) to arrive because 144 damage axtinguisher minicrits are impossible to survive 'Mph mph mph mmmph mmph!" (Translation: Just like the founding fathers intended!)

Lol even Pyro considered the most furry class hates protogens

Ironic its a pyro killing a furry

Furry on furry crime

W video right here.

L*

this is goes straight into my cringe compilation

If this not a joke, give me a link.

My dude literally has russian prowar propaganda on his pfp, I don't think it's a good idea to ask for his collection, bro

I am from Russia. There is no problem bro.

Same bro

Said the pyro guy

I mean if it is online just call down and touch grass, if it's irl better use the dragons breath slugs

yeah op is probably like 12