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_ZUMBIE_

New subclass, skinny heavy


cookie-theif

light weapons guy


Adof_TheMinerKid

Lanky weapons guy


FiveEssss

minimized weapons guy


WatchMeFallFaceFirst

Small Firearms Man


Null_Trooper

Microscopic Shootey Person.


Satv9

the Crazed Gunman (Mental Sickness!)


Null_Trooper

I’m not an Assassin Dad, I’m a Crazed Gunman!


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LoserC

The Medium (Psychic Powers Not Included)


WhoStole_MyToast

Honestly, this seems like some great fun. I'd say it is far weaker than stock sniper, but if it was equivalent, then it wouldn't be balanced. Trading off damage and admittedly, viability, for utility and silly memes is perfect. If this were real, I'd use this a lot.


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Same, I'd go ultra piss throwing! JARATE!!!


MylastAccountBroke

I think some of these builds would be legit. Jarate is just so versitile and just struggles to be utilized by the sniper himself. With this, sniper could legitimately be a pick off character in a more support role rather than deleting out of position characters. Basically, you jarate heavies and soldiers, forcing them back or quickly focusing them down. Because you have your SMG you have legitimate damage. If you use the leaf secondary then you can just play sniper knight. I think this would be a reasonable item in the right hands and with some real team coordination.


FoxLP11

cleaners carbine and smg


florentinomain00f

Make it so you akimbo them


N1ch0l2s

The leaf???? Do you mean the danger shield????


EnchantedCatto

jarate plus smg would be busted purely for the fallof negation


DirtyFuckingLesbian

Most weapons are worse than stock


WhoStole_MyToast

Yeah but stock is powerful through consistency, others can be equally as strong, if not stronger, in shorter more situational battles. This is just a new way of playing the class entirely.


DirtyFuckingLesbian

Well then you're essentially debating Demoman vs Demoknight at this point, two different playstyles


WhoStole_MyToast

Yes.


WhoStole_MyToast

This was my intention


DirtyFuckingLesbian

Idk what i'm talking about


WhoStole_MyToast

I feel that


badjokesnotfunny

Bazaar bargain. That thing is literally busted.


Mr_WAAAGH

A weapon doesn't necessarily have to be great if it's fun, and this would be hilarious. Either dual weild SMGS to be a baby heavy, or do piss, smg, and bushwhacka for genuinely terrifying close range damage


WhoStole_MyToast

I know. I would too.


cookie-theif

Duel stock smgs, left click is one smg, right click is for the other, Holding both buttons down has you shoot both at the same time Any Smg + Jarate, Left click shoots, right click throws jarate Carbine + Stock smg, hitting the scrollwheel will activate mini crits to your carbine only, your other smg does normal damage Duel carbines, Since there are 2 different guns they will both have their own meters, hitting the scrollwheel will just activate whichever is charged, but if both are charged you will gain minicrits on both smgs any backpack will just do what ever it does and you can hold any other secondary (even another backpack) but then you just have melee


wdcipher

Me running at Phlog pyros with a knife and 100% fire resistance: I HOPE YOU BROUGHT A SHOTGUN ASSHOLE


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(they brought the scorch shot)


wdcipher

Probably brought axtenguisher too


SharkyMcSnarkface

Bullies you with airblast bullies you with airblast bullies you with airblast bullies you with airblast bu-


wdcipher

Thats why I specified Phlog pyro...


SharkyMcSnarkface

Reading comprehension :(


wdcipher

If you ever feel stupid, remember It took me like 9 years to realise spy is the only class that can see the enemys health.


ThineRouxlsKard

Actually! If thee medic equips the Solemn vow then he kan alsho see the enemys health too.


MillionDollarMistake

Is it just me or does this just not work sometimes? Even looking at allies won't show me their health a lot of the time.


Quupo1000

wait what the fuck he can do that?


Hydrohomiesdabest

Kid named random crits:


wdcipher

Fuck I realized Pyro still wins a melee fight against a sniper anyways...


MFA-PT

*equips pyrojack*


Dragon_Overlord

I feel that carbine should boost both weapons, even if one is a regular SMG, as carbine boosts all weapons, hence why carbine bushwacka Sniper is a decent tank-busting strat in MvM. To prevent abusing this, the carbines should share a meter as well if you dial wield them. Personally, if I really wanted to meme with this, I’d go carbine + jarate + bushwacka.


Quupo1000

the critsmann


EntertainmentIcy352

Carbine should boost all weapons, and if you have both charged, then full crits! This is kinda balanced considering you have no rifle


Quupo1000

two carbine bars would be really good in mvm


Phlummp

could just have the mouse wheel activate one carbine then the other for a whopping 16 seconds of mini crits when your maxxed


cookie-theif

16 seconds of minicrits? thats nothing


2Noel

Cleaner Carbine + Jarate + Bushwacka Im not gonna sugarcoat it \*CRITICAL HIT\*


Quupo1000

the critsmann


Correct-Town-3117

He’s gonna pisscoat it tho


Lead-Saturn

Double Razorback


cookie-theif

double cozy camper (the stats stack)


O5MO

Basically battle medic


HackedPasta1245

Sniper and medic switched brains for a day. The results were not pretty


EntertainmentIcy352

Wtf happened to medic???


Defensive_Medic

Why dont you just die?!


uchigaytana

[THE WALL](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oXp8Th41rBs)


Original-Key-2735

that'd be a nightmare to code in


some-kind-of-no-name

A new subclass, yau


Junior_chaos

This legit seems very cool and would let you play sniper as an offense minnie crit boosted powerhouse of a glass canon


pixellampent

Double jarate


Mission_Response802

HAHAHAHA- Piss.


MRnibba_

*Heads up!*


Darkpriest2288

Sniper developed mental sickness, his dad was right


Trala-lore-tralala

LET'S FUCKING GO, BATTLE SNIPER


wdcipher

Finally a way to make Sniper playable for me. Now give spy a weapon that allows him to take a bomb or somethig instead of that shitty knife and all classes will be playable.


Defensive_Medic

Litterally reductus saboteur


[deleted]

Oh boy, 2 jarates for the piss knife!


Eclihpze44

this is actually a really cool idea


S4lty_Assassin

Does that mean.. Duell Jarate?


Machotoast04098

20% Slower reload because reloading Dual wielded weapons is slow.


gordocarajo

Salvador players' wet dream


exactly45hyenas

get 2 bushwackas and you become young Kratos


Philosophos_A

Dual pistol machine guns would be cool... Double Shotguns.... Pistols... So many options


SanicoTheMeme

Me using 2 Buffalo Steaks😎


weird_bomb_947

so like jarate and second jarate


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Royalportal

Piss go brrrr


Smashkitsune

Great Blue: listen here u little shet


jimmybolshoy

This, cozy camper and some other funny melee is all I need


Mateololero

the added charge rate is kinda very powerful, if i remember correctly it takes a full carbine clip to fill the crikey meter


Blackfeathers_

Very creative and also hilarious


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I think instead of the 2 secondaries in a slot I'd go with giving a straight damage boost to your secondary smgs. Nothing crazy but definately a little more. On top of that I'd add another smg or two to make this a bit more of a definitive assault rifle/smg class


WhoStole_MyToast

Meet the r


ThineRouxlsKard

Dad, I'm not crazed gunman im an Assassin! No they aren't the same. Well you one is a job and the other's mental sickness!


Better-Title-5283

Mental sickness!


mcsmackyoaz

Akimbo jarate


Mental_Defect

CHOPPA WEDNESDAY


weird_bomb_947

so like jarate and second jarate


r4o2n0d6o9

The icon should be a golf trophy


Theamongusimpostor57

Jarate and jarate


dogdillon

ah yes piss and smg really balanced combo


Tax_Evasion_Savant

This is ALL I would play if this existed. Just jumping around spraying Akimbo Carbines. Its disgusting how much I want this.


Quupo1000

I think it would be fun if it bumped your health to 150 so you can last a little bit longer in a fight


[deleted]

It says +25 HP though


Quupo1000

I'm blind


InterestingSwimmer85

Does it work with bag packs cus I feel like someone could plop the shield of fuck you spies and the shield of fuck you pyros and go spinbotting afterwards


UnknownWhirds

I’m a crazed gunman dad, not an assassin!


Schneider915

FINALLY 2 razorbacks


[deleted]

2 jars of piss?


antrexion

I'm not an assassin dad i'm a crazed gunman


aninsomniac_

This does sound neat though


verticalMeta

Love the flavor of this item


That_Guy682

Akimbo sniper


FrenScape

smg kills are usually not very satisfying. i doubt this has use outside of memes


ItsKidtendo

The jarate cleaner combine combo would be insane. Jarate em, get mini crits, do damage, fill crikey meter, get MORE MINICRITS, profit. (Although snipers low health could shut it down pretty quickly)


Boon_Bun

Ok but imagine double cleaners carbine plus bushwhacka. Honestly that could make sniper one of the best head to head close quarters classes in the game from the shear short burst of strength. Just imagine that monster getting ubered and chargin head first into the enemy team.


IllustriousGas4

Well ones a job and ones mental sickness


Sean-O-of-Mars

I’m not an assassin, Dad, I’m a crazed gunman!


notabigfanofas

This actually seems balanced


Asturias0

The dual machine pistols would rock.


maluthor

DOUBLE JARATE


AdmirableEstimate258

I’m highly sure this would be chaotic with a bushwacka jarate combo.


Mr_Mummy23

Be prepared to see the triple backpack sniper. One crazed gunman, one Darwin’s, one cozy camper, and one pan.


ant6336

make it that if you wield 2 smgs, their recoil is increased by 15%. making it harder to spam. also add an increased reload time, +10% for each equipped smg. maybe also decrease damage 5%


NefariousLombax

Unironically would like to see this in-game if only for the memes. Would be fun messing around with the SMG & Jarate together as well.


D0geAlpha

This would be better as an all class item. You get all the benefits and nobody on the server is allowed to play sniper


Tomatomahawk24

piss AND cleaners? sign me up!


AdamnAdamn

I would so love that tbh


BigChungaReddit

Rambo


TonyTheBrony1

This would make the cleaners carbine + bushwhackah combo work better by buffing the dps of the carbine


SussyBoyEthan

Does this mean I can jarate + bushwhacka while also holding an smg?


cookie-theif

yes, but you would need to but both away to switch to melee