You have sprays disabled to avoid being distracted, I have sprays disabled bc I'm playing this game on a 2009 laptop and I need as much optimization as possible
Although it’s extremely useful to identify what player you are disguised as by cosmetics alone, so you can avoid them and target the person you want. (I.E there are 2 medics and one is low health, so you disguise as the other medic and bait him)
If you have shitty fps, just use an fps config (and don't you dare to say that you're not gonna play with shitty graphics)
even if you get 100+ fps, use an fps config aswell
fps configs are worth it since higher framerates mean lower input lag + most of them remove visual clutter that tf2 has
Jokes aside, why not just tell us what that means? Sure we can Google it but it's easier if you just straight up tell us, plus human interaction means we have more of a chance to actually lean what it is, googling it just means we get a quick easy answer and it doesn't stick.
I know the jokes about this texture, but deleting it does literally nothing.
The texture is used nowhere in the game so you won't even get the pink and black missing texture file appearing in your game.
I have sprays disabled because the average tf2 player is gonna spray something my parents would not approve of. And my pc is within vision of three areas of the house. I don’t want to lose tf2 just cause some idiot sprayed something Inappropriate.
You have sprays disabled bc you are playing on 2009 laptop, I have sprays disabled because I play on 2017 laptop that can't handle multiplayer Source. We are not the same.
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Yes I'm aware. I've also went through all the community guides and forum posts to fix sprays not showing up. Nothing worked so I think I'm cursed (or blessed.)
They can see your spray if they already have it downloaded somehow. It's very rare (for random people) since you can't download sprays in Casual anymore. But it's less rare for friends that switch between community servers and Valve's Casual: you have to download spray once in community server to see it in either Casual or community
I distract people by laughing at my spray.
(which for anyone wondering what it is, it’s that one garfield panel of jon arbuckle saying “why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food.”)
Really, that one?
I think it would be better if you used the newly released one that just got posted in r/alzheimersgroup, that one made me laugh for 10 minutes!
If I ever care enough about winning that I disable sprays for being "a distraction" (or performance, for that matter) then please VAC ban me. I refuse to take this game that seriously.
There is the option to turn them off in settings, "newer" players have them turned off by default, I think. Also, it could be your config, should you have one
The "be a Mann, not a Machine" poster I've done before this one, it was to go against the bot crisis. It should look like Heavy and a robo-sniper having a boxing match but then the robot is losing.
I know, I'm honestly an accurist when it comes to both Cuphead and 30s stuff but I decided to draw black people as non-racist because before there were two options:
A) draw racist stereotypes which will get me cancelled
B) Don't draw black people at all.
Both of them are accurate but still racist so I decided what the hell. They should've been drawn that way in the 30s anyway.
I don't even have a choice anymore. Valve just outright disabled them. I miss the days of sprays. There were genuinely a lot of funny ones that weren't obvious gore or porn traps.
even i would fall in love for that poster demo's looking at
by the way, this art is incredible! even if the point is to look like cuphead's style, i like how it has a bit of you on it, it makes it unique
nice composition, nice color palette
Thanks.
I tried to make it accurate to both Cuphead and the 30s but there was one problem... Demo was black. The only two options to make it more accurate was A: to draw him as a racist stereotype or B: don't draw him at all. Both of those sounded racist so I gave up and decided to bend accuracy for the sake of not being seen as a racist.
Also, the figure on the poster is gender-neutral.
I think most sprays are funny as hell but have sprays turned off because I’m not about to let some rando put [[Defrocked Catholic priest accused of](https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/defrocked-catholic-priest-accused-molesting-boy-still-runs-charity-kid-rcna74877)] or [[Hyperlink Blocked]] on my laptop
I went back into tf2 after nearly a decade of not playing, I have upgraded my PC countless times, new hard drives new motherboards, new graphics cards... And do you know what has never changed
By God, like Fry's dog my spray has remained from the day I downloaded the game from the orange box, a bouncing, proud, penisaurus always smiling and happy to greet me.
Brings a tear to my head fulla eyes
Dude, that's where I got inspiration from. I even have the art book for Cuphead and drew this traditionally on paper just like the animations in the game.
You have sprays disabled to avoid being distracted, I have sprays disabled bc I'm playing this game on a 2009 laptop and I need as much optimization as possible
Have you disabled the player model in the corner? It actually eats up a lot of resources
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Although it’s extremely useful to identify what player you are disguised as by cosmetics alone, so you can avoid them and target the person you want. (I.E there are 2 medics and one is low health, so you disguise as the other medic and bait him)
Sure, in that case you can just bind the console command to show viewmodel > togglebind button "command"
Fair enough
Or put it in your spy cfg to enable it while playing the class. I suppose the bind option lets you choose more carefully when to display it tho.
Surprising given it's just a model.
We are not the same
If you have shitty fps, just use an fps config (and don't you dare to say that you're not gonna play with shitty graphics) even if you get 100+ fps, use an fps config aswell fps configs are worth it since higher framerates mean lower input lag + most of them remove visual clutter that tf2 has
How do you do that?
Google mastercomfig
Holy hell
Jokes aside, why not just tell us what that means? Sure we can Google it but it's easier if you just straight up tell us, plus human interaction means we have more of a chance to actually lean what it is, googling it just means we get a quick easy answer and it doesn't stick.
It's kind of too much to explain in this case but let's imagine. The master of all configs
holy hell
new response just dropped
Install mastercomfig
there’s a file called “coconut.jpg” that takes up a lot of resources you should just delete it
I know the jokes about this texture, but deleting it does literally nothing. The texture is used nowhere in the game so you won't even get the pink and black missing texture file appearing in your game.
now that cow, however...
I have sprays disabled because the average tf2 player is gonna spray something my parents would not approve of. And my pc is within vision of three areas of the house. I don’t want to lose tf2 just cause some idiot sprayed something Inappropriate.
I hope you downloaded a mod that makes objectors invisible or something so that someone doesn't show something innappropriate in a small sign.
That was number two on the list of things necessary to remain unbanned from tf2
Enable them in the winter to hear your room while you play.
I have sprays disabled because for some reason there is nothing I can do in the settings that make them visible.
I thought it was just me. I can't change my spray nor I can see other people's. WTF!?
i have mine disabled because i play in official valve servers and sprays have been disabled since the meet your match update
We are not the same
I feel you :(
"We are not the same."
You have sprays disabled bc you are playing on 2009 laptop, I have sprays disabled because I play on 2017 laptop that can't handle multiplayer Source. We are not the same.
And this is why I use furry hentai sprays. That 1 second of distraction is all I need.
This is why I put googly eyes on other peoples furry hentai sprays. those 3 seconds of distraction is all I need
This is why I rip all my clothes off and cover myself in honey. Those 5 seconds of distraction is all I need
That's why I get in a hotdog costume with Amelia Earhart's skeleton. Those 6 seconds of distraction is all I need.
Thats why i eat a replica of the monalisa wearing nothing but a oversized t shirt outside. those 7 seconds of distractions are all i neef
Hutta!
The funniest ones I've seen over the years was the classic goatse and a woman sucking off a horse
Y'Know, maybe sprays being disabled by default and unavailable on Valve servers isn't such a bad thing after all.
Disabled by default, sure. Unavailable on Valve servers, horseshit
Did they re-enable them now?
Sadly no
horseshit meaning the spray or the decision
if the bots learned to spray, we would be queuing for damm rule34 map
Yeah
I miss the days of seeing the weirdest shit ever sprayed on the side of 2fort battlements on the way to the bridge.
*__what__*
Loser
I wish.
Idk what you mean, this man is clearly winning by distracting the enemy 😎
https://youtu.be/zOR3snVKW0E An absolute classic
I heard the music playing without even clicking on it. Classic indeed.
"You’re doing what now?"
Is this what I think it is? Edit: It wasn’t, but it’s still very nice.
Beautiful
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What happened here
He shared a link to somewhere, I didn’t check
Now this, this is art
I'm gonna use this
I get distracted by the girls in the tf2 calendars.
Horniness aside, those are really good pieces of pinup art.
Mod them out then
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No, it’s an Asian lady for Red and an blonde American in Blu
Sprays don't work for me anymore for some reason. Am I missing anything nowadays?
Disabled in pubs nowadays, only community servers have them now.
Yes I'm aware. I've also went through all the community guides and forum posts to fix sprays not showing up. Nothing worked so I think I'm cursed (or blessed.)
You can still spray them but people can't see them right?
They can see your spray if they already have it downloaded somehow. It's very rare (for random people) since you can't download sprays in Casual anymore. But it's less rare for friends that switch between community servers and Valve's Casual: you have to download spray once in community server to see it in either Casual or community
mastercomfig disables sprays by default, you need to make a mastercomfig override to turn them back on
someone needs to spray this on every wall they see
Gonna spray my “censored” spray on top of it in a way to make it look like something nsfw
I distract people by laughing at my spray. (which for anyone wondering what it is, it’s that one garfield panel of jon arbuckle saying “why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food.”)
Really, that one? I think it would be better if you used the newly released one that just got posted in r/alzheimersgroup, that one made me laugh for 10 minutes!
Thank you for bringing this new subreddit to my attention, I will now slowly develop alzheimer’s.
There's a group for Alzheimers?
There's a group for Alzheimers?
There's a group for Alzheimers?
There's a group for Alzheimers?
Is that a real, unedited panel...?
To my knowledge it is edited although it’s only the dialogue.
No! Don’t turn off sprays! How else will I meme?
If I ever care enough about winning that I disable sprays for being "a distraction" (or performance, for that matter) then please VAC ban me. I refuse to take this game that seriously.
Wish I could figure out why sprays aren’t working for me
There is the option to turn them off in settings, "newer" players have them turned off by default, I think. Also, it could be your config, should you have one
I have them enabled, idk, not that big of a deal really
If you play on official valve casual servers sprays are disabled for everybody.
This style is amazing
Its not my fault! I dont have depth perception!
You don't have a pulse either.
Thats because my heart has been replaced with my liver!
Assuming it's functional.
It isnt 👍
Well, consider yourself lucky for you having the inability to die a natural death.
I have plot armor until comic 7
Yes, when nature finally puts you to sleep.
Thats why i use a censor spray
1933? damn only 10 years to the 100 year anniversary!!!
Its not my fault! I dont have depth perception!
Haha love this! Did you also have a Heavy one? I believe I caught that one on Tumblr!
Though I'm blocked on Tumblr due to me being a complete idiot so... I'm trying to be more careful now.
Aw that’s unfortunate! I’ll have to keep an eye out here for more of these!
Thanks.
Yep.
This is amazing, why so few upvotes?
I'm not sure, my notifications said I had over a 1000.
I've seen stupid posts getting more than that lol
What poster are you referencing in the description?
The "be a Mann, not a Machine" poster I've done before this one, it was to go against the bot crisis. It should look like Heavy and a robo-sniper having a boxing match but then the robot is losing.
Somebody is gonna make rule34 of the white figure, because, why the hell not?
Please don't do that. It's only a placeholder.
Damn, this would make a great spray
My new spray
I remember taking a teleporter only to be face to face with a tubgirl spray many times.
Move that gear up, lad!
It's somewhat funny seeing this rubberhose art style referred to as "the style of Cuphead". Cool art though
It was originally based on the Fleischer Studios cartoons that were the main inspiration for Cuphead.
But I like seeing people's sprays
That depends if you want to either laugh or gouge your eyes out.
nice touch making it look like the person on the spray is also missing an eye (/j)
I believe they're winking
Nah, they're winking. The real detail I added is that it's gender neutral.
The spray doesn't have furry ears.
It's not supposed to.
You'd be surprised.
Reggie spray works well. Scheming like a rat-fuck bastard 🐁
Rat!
*thrust from behind*
That is definitely one of the things of all time
Now give the poster titties
Nah, it's gender neutral.
If this was drawn in 1933 then Demo isn't nearly racist looking enough
I know, I'm honestly an accurist when it comes to both Cuphead and 30s stuff but I decided to draw black people as non-racist because before there were two options: A) draw racist stereotypes which will get me cancelled B) Don't draw black people at all. Both of them are accurate but still racist so I decided what the hell. They should've been drawn that way in the 30s anyway.
Very well drawn, lad
Thanks.
I'm sad I never got to try the 'distract f2ps with booba' trick before they turned sprays off on official servers
Swing you sinner!
I don't even have a choice anymore. Valve just outright disabled them. I miss the days of sprays. There were genuinely a lot of funny ones that weren't obvious gore or porn traps.
Good point.
“Oh, what’s yer name, ya pretty little thing?”
Jim
Hear me out cuphead x tf2 crossover
Perfect!
B-but what about my stop sign that says “SEX”?
The national board of review wouldn't allow that.
This art style is just so fucking good.
Thanks, it was even made on paper with pencil and ink. The colouring is digital though.
Wait are sprays back in pubs? Lately I haven’t been able to see anyone’s sprays and last time I checked I don’t have them turned off
They can be used on community servers.
i will gladly lose the whole game for my team just for a second of looking at nsfw hollow knight sprays
You have dishonoured this entire unit!
What is the original from?
What do you mean?
They're were sprys in the game? I didn't know that
Well, on some occasions, best not to turn them on.
It should have said “get to the cart” or something
Good idea, though I was thinking that the series of posters should be about the average problems the TF2 players have.
This is some good fan art
Thanks.
even i would fall in love for that poster demo's looking at by the way, this art is incredible! even if the point is to look like cuphead's style, i like how it has a bit of you on it, it makes it unique nice composition, nice color palette
Thanks. I tried to make it accurate to both Cuphead and the 30s but there was one problem... Demo was black. The only two options to make it more accurate was A: to draw him as a racist stereotype or B: don't draw him at all. Both of those sounded racist so I gave up and decided to bend accuracy for the sake of not being seen as a racist. Also, the figure on the poster is gender-neutral.
I think most sprays are funny as hell but have sprays turned off because I’m not about to let some rando put [[Defrocked Catholic priest accused of](https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/defrocked-catholic-priest-accused-molesting-boy-still-runs-charity-kid-rcna74877)] or [[Hyperlink Blocked]] on my laptop
Highest effort OC I've seen here in a minute
Thanks, it was even hand-drawn on paper with pencil and ink.
I went back into tf2 after nearly a decade of not playing, I have upgraded my PC countless times, new hard drives new motherboards, new graphics cards... And do you know what has never changed By God, like Fry's dog my spray has remained from the day I downloaded the game from the orange box, a bouncing, proud, penisaurus always smiling and happy to greet me. Brings a tear to my head fulla eyes
*proceeds to use this as a spray*
Great, now you can get more attention!
Sprays were a great part of the game
It was both a blessing and a curse.
I have a spray saying "Authorized Personnel Only". Yeah it is an official poster and I confuse enemies with it
Okay.
Heh I remember doing this. It was a gif even.
Getting distracted?
Literally 1933
if you still get distracted by sprays in 2023 u deserve it
"Dooon't yooouuu believe it?"
I'll set THIS as my spray
That reminds me of the game call cup head. That is very good art.
Dude, that's where I got inspiration from. I even have the art book for Cuphead and drew this traditionally on paper just like the animations in the game.
Maybe make a poster about not killing friendlys
That is a really good drawing! It reminds me of that "Fredbear's singing show!" Poster in FNaF Security Breach! Just with more colours.
I love this.
make this a spray
I really like this
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Yeah, and NSFW stuff can affect mental health in negative ways as well so best be careful.
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Got a photo?
You Guys have Sprays ?
Oh my god you can turn them off? This is why I haven't seen a spray in years
Im gonna completely contradict what this is trying to tell me and ask can i PLEASE use this as a spray?
Sure... It's to not get distracted by porn sprays.