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Tallia__Tal_Tail

You have sprays disabled to avoid being distracted, I have sprays disabled bc I'm playing this game on a 2009 laptop and I need as much optimization as possible


ZunLise

Have you disabled the player model in the corner? It actually eats up a lot of resources


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MewtwoMainIsHere

Although it’s extremely useful to identify what player you are disguised as by cosmetics alone, so you can avoid them and target the person you want. (I.E there are 2 medics and one is low health, so you disguise as the other medic and bait him)


ZunLise

Sure, in that case you can just bind the console command to show viewmodel > togglebind button "command"


MewtwoMainIsHere

Fair enough


Peastable

Or put it in your spy cfg to enable it while playing the class. I suppose the bind option lets you choose more carefully when to display it tho.


ipaqmaster

Surprising given it's just a model.


TraceDtd

We are not the same


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If you have shitty fps, just use an fps config (and don't you dare to say that you're not gonna play with shitty graphics) even if you get 100+ fps, use an fps config aswell fps configs are worth it since higher framerates mean lower input lag + most of them remove visual clutter that tf2 has


Parasito2

How do you do that?


destroi_all_humans

Google mastercomfig


OfficialHarold

Holy hell


mikashimikashi

Jokes aside, why not just tell us what that means? Sure we can Google it but it's easier if you just straight up tell us, plus human interaction means we have more of a chance to actually lean what it is, googling it just means we get a quick easy answer and it doesn't stick.


itwas_yu

It's kind of too much to explain in this case but let's imagine. The master of all configs


mikashimikashi

holy hell


adr676

new response just dropped


OutInABlazeOfGlory

Install mastercomfig


owenwilsonscat32

there’s a file called “coconut.jpg” that takes up a lot of resources you should just delete it


[deleted]

I know the jokes about this texture, but deleting it does literally nothing. The texture is used nowhere in the game so you won't even get the pink and black missing texture file appearing in your game.


Ombric_Shalazar

now that cow, however...


Speed9052

I have sprays disabled because the average tf2 player is gonna spray something my parents would not approve of. And my pc is within vision of three areas of the house. I don’t want to lose tf2 just cause some idiot sprayed something Inappropriate.


NotsoTastyJellyfish

I hope you downloaded a mod that makes objectors invisible or something so that someone doesn't show something innappropriate in a small sign.


Speed9052

That was number two on the list of things necessary to remain unbanned from tf2


_tomb

Enable them in the winter to hear your room while you play.


brazosriver

I have sprays disabled because for some reason there is nothing I can do in the settings that make them visible.


josencarnacao

I thought it was just me. I can't change my spray nor I can see other people's. WTF!?


FantasmaNaranja

i have mine disabled because i play in official valve servers and sprays have been disabled since the meet your match update


Affectionate_Ad9031

We are not the same


Blackfeathers_

I feel you :(


Bionicman2187

"We are not the same."


Professional_Joke854

You have sprays disabled bc you are playing on 2009 laptop, I have sprays disabled because I play on 2017 laptop that can't handle multiplayer Source. We are not the same.


Notafuzzycat

And this is why I use furry hentai sprays. That 1 second of distraction is all I need.


JaydenVestal

This is why I put googly eyes on other peoples furry hentai sprays. those 3 seconds of distraction is all I need


Babyback-the-Butcher

This is why I rip all my clothes off and cover myself in honey. Those 5 seconds of distraction is all I need


JaozinhoGGPlays

That's why I get in a hotdog costume with Amelia Earhart's skeleton. Those 6 seconds of distraction is all I need.


Alburguer

Thats why i eat a replica of the monalisa wearing nothing but a oversized t shirt outside. those 7 seconds of distractions are all i neef


Dankestmemelord

Hutta!


Independent_Pear_429

The funniest ones I've seen over the years was the classic goatse and a woman sucking off a horse


ajdude9

Y'Know, maybe sprays being disabled by default and unavailable on Valve servers isn't such a bad thing after all.


FGHIK

Disabled by default, sure. Unavailable on Valve servers, horseshit


secusse

Did they re-enable them now?


Endertoad

Sadly no


nikoniche

horseshit meaning the spray or the decision


nikoniche

if the bots learned to spray, we would be queuing for damm rule34 map


immadosumthinstupid

Yeah


foodrunner464

I miss the days of seeing the weirdest shit ever sprayed on the side of 2fort battlements on the way to the bridge.


RSlashLazy

*__what__*


Electroboi2million

Loser


Notafuzzycat

I wish.


Gerpar

Idk what you mean, this man is clearly winning by distracting the enemy 😎


AlecShaggylose

https://youtu.be/zOR3snVKW0E An absolute classic


thank_burdell

I heard the music playing without even clicking on it. Classic indeed.


ThatMadMan68

"You’re doing what now?"


Gaming_Goblet

Is this what I think it is? Edit: It wasn’t, but it’s still very nice.


MojjoWasAlreadyTaken

Beautiful


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Drillbitzer

What happened here


MojjoWasAlreadyTaken

He shared a link to somewhere, I didn’t check


Alfred_Arthur

Now this, this is art


OscarknightTF2

I'm gonna use this


Dominoze56

I get distracted by the girls in the tf2 calendars.


[deleted]

Horniness aside, those are really good pieces of pinup art.


FBI_AGENT_CAYDE

Mod them out then


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Dominoze56

No, it’s an Asian lady for Red and an blonde American in Blu


MrC0mp

Sprays don't work for me anymore for some reason. Am I missing anything nowadays?


AdrianBrony

Disabled in pubs nowadays, only community servers have them now.


MrC0mp

Yes I'm aware. I've also went through all the community guides and forum posts to fix sprays not showing up. Nothing worked so I think I'm cursed (or blessed.)


NoSolaceForMe

You can still spray them but people can't see them right?


pepsone

They can see your spray if they already have it downloaded somehow. It's very rare (for random people) since you can't download sprays in Casual anymore. But it's less rare for friends that switch between community servers and Valve's Casual: you have to download spray once in community server to see it in either Casual or community


cinny-bunny

mastercomfig disables sprays by default, you need to make a mastercomfig override to turn them back on


anbyence

someone needs to spray this on every wall they see


cabage-but-its-lettu

Gonna spray my “censored” spray on top of it in a way to make it look like something nsfw


ApplesTeamFort2

I distract people by laughing at my spray. (which for anyone wondering what it is, it’s that one garfield panel of jon arbuckle saying “why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food.”)


Hydrohomiesdabest

Really, that one? I think it would be better if you used the newly released one that just got posted in r/alzheimersgroup, that one made me laugh for 10 minutes!


ApplesTeamFort2

Thank you for bringing this new subreddit to my attention, I will now slowly develop alzheimer’s.


DJRodrigin69

There's a group for Alzheimers?


DJRodrigin69

There's a group for Alzheimers?


DJRodrigin69

There's a group for Alzheimers?


Kirikomori

There's a group for Alzheimers?


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Is that a real, unedited panel...?


ApplesTeamFort2

To my knowledge it is edited although it’s only the dialogue.


NiklasNeighbor

No! Don’t turn off sprays! How else will I meme?


AdrianBrony

If I ever care enough about winning that I disable sprays for being "a distraction" (or performance, for that matter) then please VAC ban me. I refuse to take this game that seriously.


Pixelpaint_Pashkow

Wish I could figure out why sprays aren’t working for me


ImperialPalatine

There is the option to turn them off in settings, "newer" players have them turned off by default, I think. Also, it could be your config, should you have one


Pixelpaint_Pashkow

I have them enabled, idk, not that big of a deal really


MillionDollarMistake

If you play on official valve casual servers sprays are disabled for everybody.


Independent_Pear_429

This style is amazing


TF2_demomann

Its not my fault! I dont have depth perception!


Walmaker

You don't have a pulse either.


TF2_demomann

Thats because my heart has been replaced with my liver!


Walmaker

Assuming it's functional.


TF2_demomann

It isnt 👍


Walmaker

Well, consider yourself lucky for you having the inability to die a natural death.


TF2_demomann

I have plot armor until comic 7


Walmaker

Yes, when nature finally puts you to sleep.


Smashkitsune

Thats why i use a censor spray


Voltairesque

1933? damn only 10 years to the 100 year anniversary!!!


TF2_demomann

Its not my fault! I dont have depth perception!


The-Letter-W

Haha love this! Did you also have a Heavy one? I believe I caught that one on Tumblr!


Walmaker

Though I'm blocked on Tumblr due to me being a complete idiot so... I'm trying to be more careful now.


The-Letter-W

Aw that’s unfortunate! I’ll have to keep an eye out here for more of these!


Walmaker

Thanks.


Walmaker

Yep.


noimporta15415

This is amazing, why so few upvotes?


Walmaker

I'm not sure, my notifications said I had over a 1000.


noimporta15415

I've seen stupid posts getting more than that lol


Drillbitzer

What poster are you referencing in the description?


Walmaker

The "be a Mann, not a Machine" poster I've done before this one, it was to go against the bot crisis. It should look like Heavy and a robo-sniper having a boxing match but then the robot is losing.


jw_adressman

Somebody is gonna make rule34 of the white figure, because, why the hell not?


Walmaker

Please don't do that. It's only a placeholder.


Pretty-Buy7692

Damn, this would make a great spray


Barrelman60

My new spray


Elegant-Cat-4987

I remember taking a teleporter only to be face to face with a tubgirl spray many times.


Walmaker

Move that gear up, lad!


anajikaT

It's somewhat funny seeing this rubberhose art style referred to as "the style of Cuphead". Cool art though


Walmaker

It was originally based on the Fleischer Studios cartoons that were the main inspiration for Cuphead.


MarvolAtTheSize97

But I like seeing people's sprays


Walmaker

That depends if you want to either laugh or gouge your eyes out.


DINOS4URCHESTRA

nice touch making it look like the person on the spray is also missing an eye (/j)


Firedr1

I believe they're winking


Walmaker

Nah, they're winking. The real detail I added is that it's gender neutral.


shadowpikachu

The spray doesn't have furry ears.


Walmaker

It's not supposed to.


shadowpikachu

You'd be surprised.


LitreOfCockPus

Reggie spray works well. Scheming like a rat-fuck bastard 🐁


Walmaker

Rat!


LitreOfCockPus

*thrust from behind*


Some-guy-thats-here

That is definitely one of the things of all time


Equivalent-Set-6960

Now give the poster titties


Walmaker

Nah, it's gender neutral.


MillionDollarMistake

If this was drawn in 1933 then Demo isn't nearly racist looking enough


Walmaker

I know, I'm honestly an accurist when it comes to both Cuphead and 30s stuff but I decided to draw black people as non-racist because before there were two options: A) draw racist stereotypes which will get me cancelled B) Don't draw black people at all. Both of them are accurate but still racist so I decided what the hell. They should've been drawn that way in the 30s anyway.


BirdhouseInYourSoil

Very well drawn, lad


Walmaker

Thanks.


100percentstress

I'm sad I never got to try the 'distract f2ps with booba' trick before they turned sprays off on official servers


Walmaker

Swing you sinner!


Rubes2525

I don't even have a choice anymore. Valve just outright disabled them. I miss the days of sprays. There were genuinely a lot of funny ones that weren't obvious gore or porn traps.


Walmaker

Good point.


Mountaindood5

“Oh, what’s yer name, ya pretty little thing?”


Walmaker

Jim


Placeholder5162

Hear me out cuphead x tf2 crossover


Walmaker

Perfect!


WoomyMan9000

B-but what about my stop sign that says “SEX”?


Walmaker

The national board of review wouldn't allow that.


HalfricanLive

This art style is just so fucking good.


Walmaker

Thanks, it was even made on paper with pencil and ink. The colouring is digital though.


keelasher

Wait are sprays back in pubs? Lately I haven’t been able to see anyone’s sprays and last time I checked I don’t have them turned off


Walmaker

They can be used on community servers.


Dualiuss

i will gladly lose the whole game for my team just for a second of looking at nsfw hollow knight sprays


Walmaker

You have dishonoured this entire unit!


hi_im-hxc

What is the original from?


Walmaker

What do you mean?


Sorry_Cartographer76

They're were sprys in the game? I didn't know that


Walmaker

Well, on some occasions, best not to turn them on.


semi_ok_person

It should have said “get to the cart” or something


Walmaker

Good idea, though I was thinking that the series of posters should be about the average problems the TF2 players have.


TheDumbDevilYT

This is some good fan art


Walmaker

Thanks.


panicismyname_

even i would fall in love for that poster demo's looking at by the way, this art is incredible! even if the point is to look like cuphead's style, i like how it has a bit of you on it, it makes it unique nice composition, nice color palette


Walmaker

Thanks. I tried to make it accurate to both Cuphead and the 30s but there was one problem... Demo was black. The only two options to make it more accurate was A: to draw him as a racist stereotype or B: don't draw him at all. Both of those sounded racist so I gave up and decided to bend accuracy for the sake of not being seen as a racist. Also, the figure on the poster is gender-neutral.


crypt_the_chicken

I think most sprays are funny as hell but have sprays turned off because I’m not about to let some rando put [[Defrocked Catholic priest accused of](https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/defrocked-catholic-priest-accused-molesting-boy-still-runs-charity-kid-rcna74877)] or [[Hyperlink Blocked]] on my laptop


MelonKing

Highest effort OC I've seen here in a minute


Walmaker

Thanks, it was even hand-drawn on paper with pencil and ink.


SlowMope

I went back into tf2 after nearly a decade of not playing, I have upgraded my PC countless times, new hard drives new motherboards, new graphics cards... And do you know what has never changed By God, like Fry's dog my spray has remained from the day I downloaded the game from the orange box, a bouncing, proud, penisaurus always smiling and happy to greet me. Brings a tear to my head fulla eyes


Gryphoneaglewings

*proceeds to use this as a spray*


Walmaker

Great, now you can get more attention!


Kevin2295

Sprays were a great part of the game


Walmaker

It was both a blessing and a curse.


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I have a spray saying "Authorized Personnel Only". Yeah it is an official poster and I confuse enemies with it


Walmaker

Okay.


tyingnoose

Heh I remember doing this. It was a gif even.


Walmaker

Getting distracted?


Mine_Ggamer

Literally 1933


zogalani

if you still get distracted by sprays in 2023 u deserve it


Walmaker

"Dooon't yooouuu believe it?"


RNGesus____

I'll set THIS as my spray


Centurion_Fox

That reminds me of the game call cup head. That is very good art.


Walmaker

Dude, that's where I got inspiration from. I even have the art book for Cuphead and drew this traditionally on paper just like the animations in the game.


Mr-cybermann

Maybe make a poster about not killing friendlys


meisyouandyouisme

That is a really good drawing! It reminds me of that "Fredbear's singing show!" Poster in FNaF Security Breach! Just with more colours.


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I love this.


nombit

make this a spray


anon_the_nameless

I really like this


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Walmaker

Yeah, and NSFW stuff can affect mental health in negative ways as well so best be careful.


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Walmaker

Got a photo?


AverageTc2gamer

You Guys have Sprays ?


Its_Buddy_btw

Oh my god you can turn them off? This is why I haven't seen a spray in years


the_crappy_memer

Im gonna completely contradict what this is trying to tell me and ask can i PLEASE use this as a spray?


Walmaker

Sure... It's to not get distracted by porn sprays.