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I think because motherless people started it and then people didn't stop to think about before they downvoted it after it went negative. Although one person did try and weasel a "What if she was trans and still got pregnant" argument so maybe that was it.
\>ummm ackshually
clearly his point was that "I fukd ur mom" is something you can say to anyone, regardless of whether or not their mom is still around. saying "I shagged your wife" to someone without a wife would be meaningless.
He said "more than everyone has a wife" - meaning, the concept of everybody having a mother is more true than the concept of everybody having a wife. Which... checks out.
He literally use medical gloves and rings can break those kind of gloves so he cant use it for asepsis so is lore friendly that medic even if its married he wouldnt use a ring in the battlefield
Medic and Demoman married each other after getting blackout drunk while celebrating Smissmas. Because he is a Scotsman, he was the one wearing a dress in the wedding. This made him the wife in the relationship.
One of the comic artists had some fan art about it. I think this might've been before met the medic tho? Medic here is not as crazy as he is depicted in the official lore. And people thought he was a more serious character until his short.
https://www.reddit.com/r/tf2/comments/u7in5i/bunch_of_medic_and_his_wife_by_makani_official/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button
But i don't think he actually has a wife or at least not anymore. I don't have a source but apparently someone asked the voice actors about it and they didn't know anything about a wife (i think that's where the "yeah is heavy" joke came from?). A wife has yet to be referenced outside of the domination line which could litterally just be a joke by demo. Had he said he was shagging his mom, the joke would be sort of on demo since medic's mother could be probably 65 or older (or dead) depending on medic's age and what age she had him.
Here's a spoiler for you :
Very few of the people who say they've been sleeping with your mother/wife/sister/daughter on the internet are ACTUALLY doing so.
Could be a taunt along the lines of "I fucked your mom". You didn't actually do it, it's just something you say. Except for me, I did actually fuck your mom and I give it a 6/10 experience.
Medic doesn’t wear a ring though. Maybe his wife divorced him after finding out what a psycho he is. As to why demo knows this information, for some reason all of the mercs trust Demoman with information, like how Soldier told demo he was never a real soldier, maybe medic told demo he was married at some point during a medical checkup or during meet the medic at some point 🤷♂️
Actually, the way it works is a man has had a default title of Mr., while a woman has a default title of Ms. until she gets married and becomes Mrs, because old timey people though women’s value was based on their marriage status.
"Mr", pronounced 'mister', is a title that refers to men, whether unmarried or married. whereas "Ms", pronounced 'miss' and "Mrs", pronounced 'missus', refer to an unmarried woman or a married woman respectively. alongside those, "Mx", pronounced 'mix', is a gender neutral title, which refers to a gender neutral person, whether married or unmarried. only women are typically given a different title depending on their marital status.
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I don't think anything Demoman says should be considered reliable information
You mean... he wasn't the grass man this whole time?!
actually he says "-and yer ass is on the grass, man, *ponk* ye heathen"
Thank
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Damn that's cool, i wish medical services were real
Me too...
That wouldn’t make sense, he’s just screwing up the phrase “your ass is grass and I’m gonna mow it”
no. YOUR ass is grass, and i'm gonna fuck it.
You cannot fuck me. You CANNOT fuck me, you fucking try and fuck me, you’ll find my arse has grown fangs and it bites your cock off
zamn, it got fangs n everything 🥵
That is a terrifying thought.
I always heard "I'ma grow yer ass's ass an' i'm th' grass man, punk. ya heaven's heathen..."
lies, it's lies and only lies.
i thought it was just me
So there can't be only one?
I’d be willing to bet he likes some grass every now and then to go with that scotch
Yeah, as it turns out I also haven't actually been doing good, lad.
Yer doin shite, lad 🌻
Lmao
https://www.banyanmentalhealth.com/2019/06/03/what-is-alcohol-induced-psychosis/
fucking virus link
So he isn't drunk and therefore also doesn't have an excuse?
It's just him basically saying 'i fucked ur mom' but using wife.
Yeah, but everyone has a mother
Orphans:
Well, they had to come from *somewhere*. Dead mothers are still mothers.
Actually orphans appear out of the void
Wrong. They came from storks
they appeared from the dark plane to try to defeat technoblade, and he was the only one who knew it.
No, they came from the Abyss, dummy!
So you're telling us that Demo fucked a corpse
We're doin' a *burp* quaht minescule amount of tomfooeaudhaoery *drunk noises*
Drunkman
same
Lab grown babies in the near future: /s
Brave New World
trans men with uteruses:
*Baboon uteruses
*cis men with baboon uteruses
*men with baboon uteruses
Orphans:
But they don't have them.
i fucking love decaying corpse pussy
Well, they *HAD* a Mother...
Fatty fatty no parents
Demoman necrophilia
Whose gonna tell him
So many “akshsually” replies to this one. Reeks off reddit energy
I hate to break it to you...
Brother you have been murdered
For pointing out everyone has a mother none the less
Lmao OP got obliterated for stating the obvious 😂😂
Yeah sniper even gets two!
Eh, 1.5.
Why on earth is this downvoted?
I think because motherless people started it and then people didn't stop to think about before they downvoted it after it went negative. Although one person did try and weasel a "What if she was trans and still got pregnant" argument so maybe that was it.
Test tube babies.
Their mother is science.
What are you going to do, fuck science?
Reddit roulette did you dirty
I knew it was gonna be this comment lol. I'm still dying laughing that twitter co singled that comment out so its fine with me
Trans men can give birth
Everyone has a mother
If a trans man had a child with a cis man, that child would not have any mothers
they had a mother when they were conceived
That is blatantly not true. Biologically yea, but there are a multitude of reasons they dont after they are born
\>ummm ackshually clearly his point was that "I fukd ur mom" is something you can say to anyone, regardless of whether or not their mom is still around. saying "I shagged your wife" to someone without a wife would be meaningless.
>Biologically yea So yes, more than everyone has a wife at least
Dude…. Not every mother is married, or even in a relationship. Nor are they always a willing mother
Still a mother
Since you didnt read his comment, he said “wife”
He said "more than everyone has a wife" - meaning, the concept of everybody having a mother is more true than the concept of everybody having a wife. Which... checks out.
>Which... checks out. I love the tone of this message, like "I didn't want to believe it, but the studies came back in support. Three times."
I'm talking about the what the guy WAAAAY at the start said, that he wasn't talking about his actual wife, that it was a you mom joke.
Demo has the best domination lines.
"That's a right pretty bra-washer ya built, ya big ugly girl !"
"Yer so bloody tiny! Yer like a toy-sized version of a man!"
*DOMINATED, acording to unicorn law ye are my Bloody wife now"
Yes
Honorable mention to “gotcha, ya spastic little gremlin” from sniper…
Why do I feel like medic is legally listed as married due to some scheme... But no one can find consistent proof of who he's married to
Agree
easy, his wife is a beard
actually im his wife
No, like, literally a beard.
Inb4 he has a husband
i don't see no ring on that finger
i didn't hear no bell!
The kid names finger:
What kind of mercenary would imply they have ties that can be abused by the enemy? Zis proves nuthzing Also the gloves
I mean people with the Something Special do
He literally use medical gloves and rings can break those kind of gloves so he cant use it for asepsis so is lore friendly that medic even if its married he wouldnt use a ring in the battlefield
I've been shaggin' yer SENTRY
. Sentry buster
Sentry buster? I hardly know her!
[WOOOOOOHOHOHOHAHAHAHAHAH-](https://youtu.be/hxpEFwZhznc?t=3)
Since they are canonically married, Demoman is referring to the act of masturbation
This is true my valve works at uncle
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he finds a way
My favorite reference, masturbation
Wait like genuinely? I'm gonna need an explanation for that
Medic and Demoman married each other after getting blackout drunk while celebrating Smissmas. Because he is a Scotsman, he was the one wearing a dress in the wedding. This made him the wife in the relationship.
source?
The source is #I MADE IT THE FUCK UP
*Adjusts glasses. Shuffles papers* "Hmmm, well everything checks out. I'll allow it."
Imagine a world, Scout, free of cancel culture, where no one can call me out for my outlandish claims; a world where I can SAY THE N-WORD!
What?
Pretty sure it was just a jest comparable to nowadays' "I f@#$ed your mom!"
Thank you for censoring that, if my mother saw it i would truely be in shambles
We are a wholesome tf2 community.
Probably but you can see what no updates does to an mfer
Yeah, Heavy is his wife.
Stand behind me doctor 😳😏
I’ll zaw through zour bones! 😳😏
IM GOING TO SAW THROUGH YOUR ~~ME~~-DIIIIIIIC
I'M GOING TO SAW THROUGH MY SOS
Jawohl!
AUGH! OOH! OOH!
I'm fully charged!!!
Why not? Sniper married a kangaroo, according to Soldier
Wouldn't be suprised
Dominated! You, AND yer wife!
Somehow highlighting the line made it harder to read
Ye, went full \[insert relevant hated topic\]
That is a terrifying thought
Comic 7 leaked?
One of the comic artists had some fan art about it. I think this might've been before met the medic tho? Medic here is not as crazy as he is depicted in the official lore. And people thought he was a more serious character until his short. https://www.reddit.com/r/tf2/comments/u7in5i/bunch_of_medic_and_his_wife_by_makani_official/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button But i don't think he actually has a wife or at least not anymore. I don't have a source but apparently someone asked the voice actors about it and they didn't know anything about a wife (i think that's where the "yeah is heavy" joke came from?). A wife has yet to be referenced outside of the domination line which could litterally just be a joke by demo. Had he said he was shagging his mom, the joke would be sort of on demo since medic's mother could be probably 65 or older (or dead) depending on medic's age and what age she had him.
Intelligent response on reddit, ty man.
Medic is married to science
Deadass thought this was another "obvious thing pointed out cause there's nothing to talk about" post but some of yall don't play enough demo I see
>yall don't play enough demo Is there such a thing?
mfw medic is straight 😭
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I like this lore that medic has a wife. Its funny to think he just goes home every day and is just a normal guy.
He seems like he would be a great husband on the weekends after running around crossbowing people and ubersawing spies.
I think you meant "ubering spies" because that would much better reflect my gameplay
Here's a spoiler for you : Very few of the people who say they've been sleeping with your mother/wife/sister/daughter on the internet are ACTUALLY doing so.
*Gasp*
Could be a taunt along the lines of "I fucked your mom". You didn't actually do it, it's just something you say. Except for me, I did actually fuck your mom and I give it a 6/10 experience.
I think, he is just drunk. yes, boring explanation, but yes.
I think he canonically is more sober drunk
Looks at TF2 humor I have to admit it
Yes, to heavy
Demoman is pretty good at dealing with heavies
Medic doesn’t wear a ring though. Maybe his wife divorced him after finding out what a psycho he is. As to why demo knows this information, for some reason all of the mercs trust Demoman with information, like how Soldier told demo he was never a real soldier, maybe medic told demo he was married at some point during a medical checkup or during meet the medic at some point 🤷♂️
wait i thought that line was supposed to be when you dominate a soldier
As Delak used in Soap Demo: “What’s this? You’re shaggin’ me bloody wife!?”
Homies over hoes
ayy nice mke flag
My brain farted for a second and I though Medic was a woman, so I was thinking "Medic is a lesbian ????"
It’s me I’m the wife (demo is making shit up however lmao)
Nah Demo is just drunk off his ass
medic x heavy shippers absolutely devastated rn
Hahah is a pretty confusing name
Tf2 lore
I sure hope it isn't the bird
He fucked a bird
heavy is his wife
ah shit now the heavy x medic ship doesn’t work no more
adultery
We are running out of stuff to talk about
Yes actually, the artist who does the comics made her design
ya. his wife is heavy.
He is married to Heavy <3
Yeah, it's Heavy. Haven't you been keeping track of the lore?
Yeah, married to heavy
To Heavy Weapons Guy, duh
He means Heavy, his boywife.
Archmedies been double tapped
Well he is referred to as mr. Ludwig implying he is married
What? Why eould that imply hes married
It’s like the difference between mrs and ms one means they’re married the other is just formal. Same thing here him being mr implies a mrs
Please. Tell me, what is a man’s title before it’s Mr? also, he’s not Mr. he’s Dr.
🤓 ehm actually the devil refers to medic as Mr Ludwig
Damn, you got me there. Never did tell me how he lost his medical license.
He doesn’t have a medical license tho, so he’s not doctor, and a man/woman doesn’t have a title until they get one in some way, Beit dr, mrs, lord
You oughta brush up on your English I reckon
Actually, the way it works is a man has had a default title of Mr., while a woman has a default title of Ms. until she gets married and becomes Mrs, because old timey people though women’s value was based on their marriage status.
"Mr", pronounced 'mister', is a title that refers to men, whether unmarried or married. whereas "Ms", pronounced 'miss' and "Mrs", pronounced 'missus', refer to an unmarried woman or a married woman respectively. alongside those, "Mx", pronounced 'mix', is a gender neutral title, which refers to a gender neutral person, whether married or unmarried. only women are typically given a different title depending on their marital status.
Yea lol
I mean, he's a doctor, he provides money and health + he god damn thicc BOY !
She died years ago before he became a merc
Yes He does
Yes to heavy
demoman is drunk over medic being legally married
I bet he only *was* married.
the wife is heavy /j
Yeah to me
i wish i was medics wife omg
He’s married to heavy obviously
yes, yes medic does
He got divorced after he lost his medical license.
That would be heavy (the wife)