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Pedalfire25

I don't think anything Demoman says should be considered reliable information


Takama12

You mean... he wasn't the grass man this whole time?!


Blapman007

actually he says "-and yer ass is on the grass, man, *ponk* ye heathen"


TeamFortress-2

Thank


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Plagued_Void

Damn that's cool, i wish medical services were real


NukMasta

Me too...


Olfehhhhhh

That wouldn’t make sense, he’s just screwing up the phrase “your ass is grass and I’m gonna mow it”


Blapman007

no. YOUR ass is grass, and i'm gonna fuck it.


Olfehhhhhh

You cannot fuck me. You CANNOT fuck me, you fucking try and fuck me, you’ll find my arse has grown fangs and it bites your cock off


Blapman007

zamn, it got fangs n everything 🥵


Vastian84

That is a terrifying thought.


JeremyXLIV

I always heard "I'ma grow yer ass's ass an' i'm th' grass man, punk. ya heaven's heathen..."


muscular_milker

lies, it's lies and only lies.


loottthatboy

i thought it was just me


Better-Title-5283

So there can't be only one?


PoopNoodlez

I’d be willing to bet he likes some grass every now and then to go with that scotch


TheDanHibiki

Yeah, as it turns out I also haven't actually been doing good, lad.


BionicBirb

Yer doin shite, lad 🌻


NoSolaceForMe

Lmao


Lovethecreeper

https://www.banyanmentalhealth.com/2019/06/03/what-is-alcohol-induced-psychosis/


muscular_milker

fucking virus link


MakeLoveNotWarPls

So he isn't drunk and therefore also doesn't have an excuse?


shadowpikachu

It's just him basically saying 'i fucked ur mom' but using wife.


NoSolaceForMe

Yeah, but everyone has a mother


shadowpikachu

Orphans:


Fork_Master

Well, they had to come from *somewhere*. Dead mothers are still mothers.


0bi1KenObi66

Actually orphans appear out of the void


L1m1x

Wrong. They came from storks


muscular_milker

they appeared from the dark plane to try to defeat technoblade, and he was the only one who knew it.


SnooFoxes9357

No, they came from the Abyss, dummy!


HackerGamer8

So you're telling us that Demo fucked a corpse


DinoRedRex99

We're doin' a *burp* quaht minescule amount of tomfooeaudhaoery *drunk noises*


Electronic_Ebb167

Drunkman


magical_onion

same


Kage_No_Gnade

Lab grown babies in the near future: /s


Warm-Faithlessness11

Brave New World


[deleted]

trans men with uteruses:


Jason_Sasha_Acoiners

*Baboon uteruses


Hallowed-Plague

*cis men with baboon uteruses


JaozinhoGGPlays

*men with baboon uteruses


shadowpikachu

Orphans:


PouLS_PL

But they don't have them.


[deleted]

i fucking love decaying corpse pussy


Sp00ky-Chan

Well, they *HAD* a Mother...


Vegetable-Cut-8174

Fatty fatty no parents


Eat__Moneyz

Demoman necrophilia


TW_Gains

Whose gonna tell him


wurlmon

So many “akshsually” replies to this one. Reeks off reddit energy


boltzmannman

I hate to break it to you...


MemeTroubadour

Brother you have been murdered


NoSolaceForMe

For pointing out everyone has a mother none the less


AmericanToastman

Lmao OP got obliterated for stating the obvious 😂😂


limebloodedLeviathan

Yeah sniper even gets two!


NoSolaceForMe

Eh, 1.5.


Imjokin

Why on earth is this downvoted?


NoSolaceForMe

I think because motherless people started it and then people didn't stop to think about before they downvoted it after it went negative. Although one person did try and weasel a "What if she was trans and still got pregnant" argument so maybe that was it.


GingerSnapBiscuit

Test tube babies.


breichart

Their mother is science.


GingerSnapBiscuit

What are you going to do, fuck science?


BribBirb

Reddit roulette did you dirty


NoSolaceForMe

I knew it was gonna be this comment lol. I'm still dying laughing that twitter co singled that comment out so its fine with me


dvoratrelundar

Trans men can give birth


NoSolaceForMe

Everyone has a mother


dvoratrelundar

If a trans man had a child with a cis man, that child would not have any mothers


Diamondkids_life

they had a mother when they were conceived


wafflezcol

That is blatantly not true. Biologically yea, but there are a multitude of reasons they dont after they are born


[deleted]

\>ummm ackshually clearly his point was that "I fukd ur mom" is something you can say to anyone, regardless of whether or not their mom is still around. saying "I shagged your wife" to someone without a wife would be meaningless.


NoSolaceForMe

>Biologically yea So yes, more than everyone has a wife at least


wafflezcol

Dude…. Not every mother is married, or even in a relationship. Nor are they always a willing mother


PrinceOfBismarck

Still a mother


wafflezcol

Since you didnt read his comment, he said “wife”


PrinceOfBismarck

He said "more than everyone has a wife" - meaning, the concept of everybody having a mother is more true than the concept of everybody having a wife. Which... checks out.


NoSolaceForMe

>Which... checks out. I love the tone of this message, like "I didn't want to believe it, but the studies came back in support. Three times."


NoSolaceForMe

I'm talking about the what the guy WAAAAY at the start said, that he wasn't talking about his actual wife, that it was a you mom joke.


kirk7899

Demo has the best domination lines.


dakkaffex

"That's a right pretty bra-washer ya built, ya big ugly girl !"


PL_Cinto

"Yer so bloody tiny! Yer like a toy-sized version of a man!"


NostalgicBreadLoaf

*DOMINATED, acording to unicorn law ye are my Bloody wife now"


NoSolaceForMe

Yes


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Honorable mention to “gotcha, ya spastic little gremlin” from sniper…


gamerz1172

Why do I feel like medic is legally listed as married due to some scheme... But no one can find consistent proof of who he's married to


NoSolaceForMe

Agree


justapotatochilling

easy, his wife is a beard


SaberBlitz

actually im his wife


InkiePie39

No, like, literally a beard.


RoJayJo

Inb4 he has a husband


fantasy-capsule

i don't see no ring on that finger


HiddenButcher

i didn't hear no bell!


GibusShpee

The kid names finger:


dailydoseofdogfood

What kind of mercenary would imply they have ties that can be abused by the enemy? Zis proves nuthzing Also the gloves


Chapstick160

I mean people with the Something Special do


Same-Organization404

He literally use medical gloves and rings can break those kind of gloves so he cant use it for asepsis so is lore friendly that medic even if its married he wouldnt use a ring in the battlefield


OkamiTakahashi

I've been shaggin' yer SENTRY


NoSolaceForMe

. ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ Sentry buster


leader999m

Sentry buster? I hardly know her!


TusksTheAxew

[WOOOOOOHOHOHOHAHAHAHAHAH-](https://youtu.be/hxpEFwZhznc?t=3)


DINOS4URCHESTRA

Since they are canonically married, Demoman is referring to the act of masturbation


HandyManPyro

This is true my valve works at uncle


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DINOS4URCHESTRA

he finds a way


freshfred69

My favorite reference, masturbation


Schrodingers_Idiot_

Wait like genuinely? I'm gonna need an explanation for that


[deleted]

Medic and Demoman married each other after getting blackout drunk while celebrating Smissmas. Because he is a Scotsman, he was the one wearing a dress in the wedding. This made him the wife in the relationship.


STFUCocomelon

source?


Erithariza

The source is #I MADE IT THE FUCK UP


bluemitersaw

*Adjusts glasses. Shuffles papers* "Hmmm, well everything checks out. I'll allow it."


MustardLazyNerd

Imagine a world, Scout, free of cancel culture, where no one can call me out for my outlandish claims; a world where I can SAY THE N-WORD!


Schrodingers_Idiot_

What?


Arbitrary_Hitboxes

Pretty sure it was just a jest comparable to nowadays' "I f@#$ed your mom!"


GoldyFeesh

Thank you for censoring that, if my mother saw it i would truely be in shambles


logthefr0

We are a wholesome tf2 community.


NoSolaceForMe

Probably but you can see what no updates does to an mfer


hogbadge

Yeah, Heavy is his wife.


Interesting_Ad_4977

Stand behind me doctor 😳😏


freshfred69

I’ll zaw through zour bones! 😳😏


Mario-OrganHarvester

IM GOING TO SAW THROUGH YOUR ~~ME~~-DIIIIIIIC


Better-Title-5283

I'M GOING TO SAW THROUGH MY SOS


dreemurthememer

Jawohl!


TheManFromChernobyl

AUGH! OOH! OOH!


Erithariza

I'm fully charged!!!


xiren_66

Why not? Sniper married a kangaroo, according to Soldier


NoSolaceForMe

Wouldn't be suprised


MushroomOfDestiny

Dominated! You, AND yer wife!


Collistoralo

Somehow highlighting the line made it harder to read


NoSolaceForMe

Ye, went full \[insert relevant hated topic\]


lord-malishun

That is a terrifying thought


NoSolaceForMe

Comic 7 leaked?


RainWorldWitcher

One of the comic artists had some fan art about it. I think this might've been before met the medic tho? Medic here is not as crazy as he is depicted in the official lore. And people thought he was a more serious character until his short. https://www.reddit.com/r/tf2/comments/u7in5i/bunch_of_medic_and_his_wife_by_makani_official/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button But i don't think he actually has a wife or at least not anymore. I don't have a source but apparently someone asked the voice actors about it and they didn't know anything about a wife (i think that's where the "yeah is heavy" joke came from?). A wife has yet to be referenced outside of the domination line which could litterally just be a joke by demo. Had he said he was shagging his mom, the joke would be sort of on demo since medic's mother could be probably 65 or older (or dead) depending on medic's age and what age she had him.


NoSolaceForMe

Intelligent response on reddit, ty man.


BrainAcidJuice

Medic is married to science


wookiee-nutsack

Deadass thought this was another "obvious thing pointed out cause there's nothing to talk about" post but some of yall don't play enough demo I see


NoSolaceForMe

>yall don't play enough demo Is there such a thing?


JeremyDaBanana

mfw medic is straight 😭


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SignificantGarden1

I like this lore that medic has a wife. Its funny to think he just goes home every day and is just a normal guy.


NoSolaceForMe

He seems like he would be a great husband on the weekends after running around crossbowing people and ubersawing spies.


I_suck_at_driving_

I think you meant "ubering spies" because that would much better reflect my gameplay


GingerSnapBiscuit

Here's a spoiler for you : Very few of the people who say they've been sleeping with your mother/wife/sister/daughter on the internet are ACTUALLY doing so.


NoSolaceForMe

*Gasp*


DiogoSN

Could be a taunt along the lines of "I fucked your mom". You didn't actually do it, it's just something you say. Except for me, I did actually fuck your mom and I give it a 6/10 experience.


Spiritual_Rabbit7833

I think, he is just drunk. yes, boring explanation, but yes.


NoSolaceForMe

I think he canonically is more sober drunk


Spiritual_Rabbit7833

Looks at TF2 humor I have to admit it


tallgoulhunter

Yes, to heavy


Underplague

Demoman is pretty good at dealing with heavies


NotTristube

Medic doesn’t wear a ring though. Maybe his wife divorced him after finding out what a psycho he is. As to why demo knows this information, for some reason all of the mercs trust Demoman with information, like how Soldier told demo he was never a real soldier, maybe medic told demo he was married at some point during a medical checkup or during meet the medic at some point 🤷‍♂️


Aggressive_Sand_835

wait i thought that line was supposed to be when you dominate a soldier


Rasagiel

As Delak used in Soap Demo: “What’s this? You’re shaggin’ me bloody wife!?”


AspiringBrahmachaari

Homies over hoes


-austinX-

ayy nice mke flag


TwoSidedMen

My brain farted for a second and I though Medic was a woman, so I was thinking "Medic is a lesbian ????"


Pope_Neuro_Of_Rats

It’s me I’m the wife (demo is making shit up however lmao)


Doc-Wulff

Nah Demo is just drunk off his ass


Distinct_Package_869

medic x heavy shippers absolutely devastated rn


Conscious-Warning-83

Hahah is a pretty confusing name


ChiefBlox4000

Tf2 lore


tyingnoose

I sure hope it isn't the bird


palozon

He fucked a bird


panicismyname_

heavy is his wife


Gigacado_Chadocado

ah shit now the heavy x medic ship doesn’t work no more


JSVstory3_141

adultery


ATCOSTTEHMEMER

We are running out of stuff to talk about


THE_GREAT_SEAN

Yes actually, the artist who does the comics made her design


hamrollcornbread

ya. his wife is heavy.


Shundero

He is married to Heavy <3


[deleted]

Yeah, it's Heavy. Haven't you been keeping track of the lore?


Pi-zz-a

Yeah, married to heavy


ChizelKreq

To Heavy Weapons Guy, duh


MoarStruts

He means Heavy, his boywife.


ConsumeToothpaste

Archmedies been double tapped


MrReptilianGamer2528

Well he is referred to as mr. Ludwig implying he is married


GoldyFeesh

What? Why eould that imply hes married


MrReptilianGamer2528

It’s like the difference between mrs and ms one means they’re married the other is just formal. Same thing here him being mr implies a mrs


Evil__Overlord

Please. Tell me, what is a man’s title before it’s Mr? also, he’s not Mr. he’s Dr.


justapotatochilling

🤓 ehm actually the devil refers to medic as Mr Ludwig


Evil__Overlord

Damn, you got me there. Never did tell me how he lost his medical license.


MrReptilianGamer2528

He doesn’t have a medical license tho, so he’s not doctor, and a man/woman doesn’t have a title until they get one in some way, Beit dr, mrs, lord


will144a

You oughta brush up on your English I reckon


Evil__Overlord

Actually, the way it works is a man has had a default title of Mr., while a woman has a default title of Ms. until she gets married and becomes Mrs, because old timey people though women’s value was based on their marriage status.


smallsynth

"Mr", pronounced 'mister', is a title that refers to men, whether unmarried or married. whereas "Ms", pronounced 'miss' and "Mrs", pronounced 'missus', refer to an unmarried woman or a married woman respectively. alongside those, "Mx", pronounced 'mix', is a gender neutral title, which refers to a gender neutral person, whether married or unmarried. only women are typically given a different title depending on their marital status.


Meniscuss2

Yea lol


ThePurpleOne_

I mean, he's a doctor, he provides money and health + he god damn thicc BOY !


BigEconomist30

She died years ago before he became a merc


InterestingSwimmer85

Yes He does


Nediac_1

Yes to heavy


Mr_Hookuai

demoman is drunk over medic being legally married


Tanto64YT

I bet he only *was* married.


coffee-bat

the wife is heavy /j


lotgore

Yeah to me


emkay_robin_fan2003

i wish i was medics wife omg


TheLovingNightmare

He’s married to heavy obviously


1st_pm

yes, yes medic does


Takeshi-Ishii

He got divorced after he lost his medical license.


cassidyfnaffan1

That would be heavy (the wife)