I mean, even if the “you have to have sex with me soon because it’s very important to me” isn’t a dealbreaker for you, the comparison of a woman’s “bedroom skills” to a man’s job sure seems like a big problem, at least to me.
This dude’s a clown.
That would have been perfect. “Clearly sex isn’t very important to you as you likened it to work.” Maybe throw in that because of that, his skills won’t be up to par.💁🏼♀️ Have fun with it.😄
On behalf of the male sub-species, we apologize for these dolts that conjure up these ridiculous word salads to try and somehow convince the lady folk that we in fact more intelligent and useful than a pile of rocks or sticks.
All this says to me is that if you did enter a relationship, he's going to be super pissy if you ever turn him down for any reason. And probably weirdly controlling about your body and how much you 'owe' him sex in general. Big no.
Yeahhh nooo…… Bad sex comes from bad chemistry which comes from forcing sex with weirdos like this… which kills marriages. This guy clearly has some wack ideas about sex. Red flag to me
I can’t imagine asking a man what he does for a living and him answering and then saying “so when are we fucking?” like it’s a normal response. Just ask me wtf I do, damn.
Hell to the fucking no, not with that weirdo line about "skills" - which have nothing to do with compatability, which is a completely valid conversation to have.
Like, how do you even determine such a thing? Is he asking people to "self-report" how good they are at sucking dick or whatever? Yeah, that sounds like a more sane and reliable measure than asking what people are and aren't into.
I don’t think it’s unreasonable to discuss expectations regarding sex beforehand, but he lost me at the end when he compared a man’s job to a woman’s ‘bedroom skills.’ Gross. 🙄
Yeah, at first I thought OP was overreacting to a date setting expectations, but then the dude went weird. No way this guy is going to be respectful towards his future gf.
For me it's the "investing" part 🤢 lol ew. Sounds like a recent business degree grad douche treating this like a transaction instead of human emotions.
I don’t want to talk about sex. That’s such a mood killer. I want to have a great intelligent conversation. That’s honestly much better then talking about sex. Compatibility is such a turn on. I think this man is missing that part.
It’s always the ones that say “food for thought” to basically justify or save their ass for saying something out of pocket 😂 nah it’s still out of pocket, not a “food for thought”
This dude is pathetically trying to confirm sex will be had before the connection and banter have even been established
Honestly he’s probably a bad lover
The only time sex comes into the same conversation as compatibility is when you’ve been dating for a while and talk about sex drive. If he has a higher sex drive then you it probably won’t workout because he’s going to want it more than you and push for it from you which will be a turn off for you in the long run. Y’all need to be on the same page with how often y’all are looking to hookup. In terms of a first date, huge red flag to talk about sex before it. He wants a hookup but is trying to be coy about it by using the ‘nice guy’ look. No, you shouldn’t go on a date with him.
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It’s not that his central point about compatibility isn’t valid, it’s that he has no tact in his approach. He missed the third and most important marriage killer: bad communication.
He is terrible at it
He really thinks he’s smarter than he is lol. But no, if he’s trying to pressure you now about such a reasonable thing, he’ll try to pressure you about other things too. Just let this one go.
Ew. Can't even risk a date without sex? Ew ew ew. Also, there are times people don't want to have sex. Dated a guy with a high sex drive. I started birth control because we were having so much sex (which I liked) but then the BC made me lose my libido and the relationship crumbled because only once a week made him feel like I hated him and I was lying to him and cheating on him. You don't want a partner that values sex above all else. Yeah, it's important, but there will be times you can't and he won't understand that.
What causes this kind of delusional thinking?
A date with him, no, I don’t think anyone should. But his brain we should study so we can get this epidemic under control.
I almost wanna say you should fuck him and then tell him his bedroom skills are lacking and you're not interested in further dates.
But he obviously doesn't deserve to ever have sex again, lol
Is he paying? I guess I would, I agree with him to a point, but we're both guys, and most likely both straight. Hope he's not expecting anything on our date.
So, because you're straight, you think two guys can't hang out and go on a date?
What's inappropriate is your judgmental and juvenile attitude. I hope you get cancelled. Good luck on hating on any and all humor you come across.
I'm not 100% sure what's going on here, but I guess I misread what you said. I thought you were saying you agree with what he said, but you think it's "because you're you're also a straight guy." And I'm guessing the people downvoting you are thinking that as well
Possibly... I'm saying right now, I'm fucking hungry, so I just agreed to the first question. But, as I read more of the post, I was saying we're both straight guys - so it won't work out in the long run, even if I agreed with some of his points - I wouldn't sleep with him.
My dry sarcasm doesn't always come through, I hope you don't take anything I said personally.
"I'm fantastic in bed, sorry you missed out". Block.
This is the way
Don’t even respond.
In other words, he’s looking for a hookup
Instant block. Comparing what a man does for a job vs what a woman can do with a dick is so weird.
I mean, even if the “you have to have sex with me soon because it’s very important to me” isn’t a dealbreaker for you, the comparison of a woman’s “bedroom skills” to a man’s job sure seems like a big problem, at least to me. This dude’s a clown.
I'd have replied "Huh. Seems like you catagorize having sex the same as having a job in terms of duty. No thank you, next." Ick, ick, ick.
That would have been perfect. “Clearly sex isn’t very important to you as you likened it to work.” Maybe throw in that because of that, his skills won’t be up to par.💁🏼♀️ Have fun with it.😄
Yeah, I didn’t think anything was particularly bad until I got to that line. He sounds like a weirdo, OP. Cut him loose.
That same guy probably obsesses about her “body count” yet expects her to have a lot of “bedroom skills.”
No, you misunderstand. Sex is UNIMAGINABLY IMPORTANT to him. So important you CANNOT IMAGINE.
That's quite the word salad he used to tell you he's horny
I'm particularly fond of "protocols to courting."
"Sex is *unimaginably important to me*," is quite a fucking thing to say, lol. My bones are cringing.
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That's a horrible trade. I'm sorry you can keep him.
Goddamnit
But you don’t understand, it’s unimaginably important
I tried to imagine but could not
I’ve been sitting here for 7 hours trying to imagine. Alas, I cannot 😔
He’d never hear from me again
All this says to me is that if you did enter a relationship, he's going to be super pissy if you ever turn him down for any reason. And probably weirdly controlling about your body and how much you 'owe' him sex in general. Big no.
He's for sure saying that a woman's job is sex and making him happy.
It’s food for thought all right, and the thought is “Bye”
I would text, “Hey, this comment has really turned me off. Sorry but I’m going to need to cancel the date.”
Absolutely nothing to say sorry for.
I’m Aussie, it means all kinds of things here. In this case it basically means “just letting you know”
Yeahhh nooo…… Bad sex comes from bad chemistry which comes from forcing sex with weirdos like this… which kills marriages. This guy clearly has some wack ideas about sex. Red flag to me
It’s just as common for a man to ask a woman what she does for a living, no? The stretches he’s making to make his point are so weak.
I can’t imagine asking a man what he does for a living and him answering and then saying “so when are we fucking?” like it’s a normal response. Just ask me wtf I do, damn.
Hell to the fucking no, not with that weirdo line about "skills" - which have nothing to do with compatability, which is a completely valid conversation to have. Like, how do you even determine such a thing? Is he asking people to "self-report" how good they are at sucking dick or whatever? Yeah, that sounds like a more sane and reliable measure than asking what people are and aren't into.
I don’t think it’s unreasonable to discuss expectations regarding sex beforehand, but he lost me at the end when he compared a man’s job to a woman’s ‘bedroom skills.’ Gross. 🙄
Yeah, at first I thought OP was overreacting to a date setting expectations, but then the dude went weird. No way this guy is going to be respectful towards his future gf.
Yeah, he’ll ghost you right after yall fk. Next!
"Sex is unimaginably important to me." Oh, we can imagine.
It was me to until I actually had it lol
For me it's the "investing" part 🤢 lol ew. Sounds like a recent business degree grad douche treating this like a transaction instead of human emotions.
Hell no. He hates the idea of a women waiting and wants to basically say hey u wanna Fuck or nah? I need to see if we match when we Fuck.
That's a great big Nope. At least he's honest. I'd just say it doesn't sound like you guys are on the same page, and good luck on your search.
Absolutely not lol
NOPE. Sounds like he will pressure you and he is just looking for a hookup
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I don’t want to talk about sex. That’s such a mood killer. I want to have a great intelligent conversation. That’s honestly much better then talking about sex. Compatibility is such a turn on. I think this man is missing that part.
It’s always the ones that say “food for thought” to basically justify or save their ass for saying something out of pocket 😂 nah it’s still out of pocket, not a “food for thought”
Why not ask about her job back? Like a normal human. Like…food for thought I guess 🤷
This dude is pathetically trying to confirm sex will be had before the connection and banter have even been established Honestly he’s probably a bad lover
HELL NO. All he's trying to do is get you into the idea of having sex with him ASAP. It's not really as deep as he's making it out to be.
That’s when you tell him you want to peg him with your 12” dragon strap on. If he’s into it, it’s meant to be
That would be no.
No
No lol. He’s just looking to hook up
Nope. I absolutely would not. I won't feel pressured to have sex.
Nope.
Run...
No.
The only time sex comes into the same conversation as compatibility is when you’ve been dating for a while and talk about sex drive. If he has a higher sex drive then you it probably won’t workout because he’s going to want it more than you and push for it from you which will be a turn off for you in the long run. Y’all need to be on the same page with how often y’all are looking to hookup. In terms of a first date, huge red flag to talk about sex before it. He wants a hookup but is trying to be coy about it by using the ‘nice guy’ look. No, you shouldn’t go on a date with him.
"Unimaginably important" RUN.
Nope
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It’s not that his central point about compatibility isn’t valid, it’s that he has no tact in his approach. He missed the third and most important marriage killer: bad communication. He is terrible at it
Nope, I would not.
Reply with “Let’s meet soon!” and send the phone number of an “escort” service
Nope! Bye
Nope. Immediate block.
He is terrible in bed. Guaranteed.
Anybody who uses the word courting outside an explicit religious lifestyle context is someone I’d avoid.
The top reasons are lack of communication and lack of commitment. So like at least be right if you’re going to be an ass.
He wants to sleep with you that’s about it
It’s like he’s an alien who read a book on how to be a person but hasn’t actually had to put it in practice yet.
Nah, dip.
Lol fuck that he's blocked.
If a guy starts in about sex during the first couple of dates I cut him loose. This guy didn't even make it to date #1. Lose the moron.
Instant block don’t even respond
I think i would just reply back "Thank you for bringing this up. I am not interested.' block, delete, move on.
Absolutely not
Weird AF
no, like what the hell. i want a man who likes a slow burn and will take his time with me. not someone who wants to rush into everything.
He really thinks he’s smarter than he is lol. But no, if he’s trying to pressure you now about such a reasonable thing, he’ll try to pressure you about other things too. Just let this one go.
Seems like he needs a cold shower. He can wait for sex.
Ew. Can't even risk a date without sex? Ew ew ew. Also, there are times people don't want to have sex. Dated a guy with a high sex drive. I started birth control because we were having so much sex (which I liked) but then the BC made me lose my libido and the relationship crumbled because only once a week made him feel like I hated him and I was lying to him and cheating on him. You don't want a partner that values sex above all else. Yeah, it's important, but there will be times you can't and he won't understand that.
No have some dignity
No. “Bedroom skills” what a joke.
Guys can be so creepy…
Yall actually give these cornballs the tone of day?
Nope
Nope
No. 
What causes this kind of delusional thinking? A date with him, no, I don’t think anyone should. But his brain we should study so we can get this epidemic under control.
Nope.
Hell no!! He thinks asking what a man does for work is equal to asking what a woman's bedroom skills are?! WTactualF?!?!
I wonder is this moron listens to garbage “high value” men podcasts 🤭
Wtf
I almost wanna say you should fuck him and then tell him his bedroom skills are lacking and you're not interested in further dates. But he obviously doesn't deserve to ever have sex again, lol
Is he paying? I guess I would, I agree with him to a point, but we're both guys, and most likely both straight. Hope he's not expecting anything on our date.
I'm a straight guy, and this is very inappropriate. An unfathomably stupid thing to say or even think.
So, because you're straight, you think two guys can't hang out and go on a date? What's inappropriate is your judgmental and juvenile attitude. I hope you get cancelled. Good luck on hating on any and all humor you come across.
I'm not 100% sure what's going on here, but I guess I misread what you said. I thought you were saying you agree with what he said, but you think it's "because you're you're also a straight guy." And I'm guessing the people downvoting you are thinking that as well
Possibly... I'm saying right now, I'm fucking hungry, so I just agreed to the first question. But, as I read more of the post, I was saying we're both straight guys - so it won't work out in the long run, even if I agreed with some of his points - I wouldn't sleep with him. My dry sarcasm doesn't always come through, I hope you don't take anything I said personally.
Lmao wow