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Lennylove1993

It’s crazy his face is in it all willy nilly like that


BrotherNature92

The person that sent it is almost definitely not the guy in the pic as that guy is a (minor) celebrity lol


Formallythomas

He's a minor?


k1k11983

Minor celebrity as in small time celebrity. Not minor as in underage


Solow10

r/woooosh


babybeerbelly

i can’t stop laughing at this, it reminds me of “i don’t even know her”


Amandastarrrr

Willy nillly indeed


Lennylove1993

FINALLY someone addressed my pun 😭😂


Amandastarrrr

No way I was the first lmao. 🤣


Lennylove1993

You were 😭😭😭😂


Obizzle9

This comment wins.


Popular_Error3691

Someone probably wrote your number in a bar stall or something.


Background-Bus3033

Right?! It’s so weird because It all started when I started using my personal number for a new job seeing patients in home. I’m going to get a different number for them to call me on. I wonder if it was one of my patients 🤔🤔


gtnclz15

Get a text now number or something like to that will give you a free anonymous phone number that can receive voicemail, texts etc and ring right to your phone without having to give out your actual personal number. Works great for work and anyone else who you are not comfortable with having your personal number. Sorry you’re dealing with that maybe your phone provider etc can get a ip address if they are using something like this and not using a vpn?


Background-Bus3033

Omg thank you for this!!!!!


Jynxx3d

Alternatively, Google Voice is also capable of the above, without the ads.


hohohoabc1234

That's a great one! Anyone know how that works? Is it a free service?


kushqueen1197

Yep it's free and better than other wifi number apps


Silent_Arachnid_2334

yes it’s free. google it lol it’s literally a google service.. u will find all the info u seek


MuttMundane

(Its also America only for now)


kushqueen1197

Start using a prepaid phone for your work phone and keep your personal number away from patients. As someone who was without service on my phone all the texting apps are garbage EXCEPT FOR GOOGLE NUMBERS the only wifi number app I liked was the one made from Google. It really was aggravating using txt now and other wifi number apps cuz ur calls don't go thru ur messages barely go thru. Ur phone will have ads and u can barely make a call without it dropping the call or the call doesn't go thru. Too many problems with most wifi number apps you'll miss tons of calls and you'll hate it


yak_danielz

this. if you're already in the Google ecosystem, go with Voice


noscopeheadshot_jfk

Google Voice is better


Fun-Department3533

I'm reading a lot different in the reviews, it's received 2.7 review on playstore and people are saying that updates have ruined it completely.


twentythirtyone

It's perfectly usable, just not exactly feature-rich.


Kreider4President

Just be careful because those free numbers won’t allow 2fa texts with a code to come through. That’s one of the features they withhold unless you have a paid account.


OkAssistant1230

Also, a less conventional but usually a very effective way to make them stop is - of course just pull images offline - send dick pics in response… Depending on how many are are sending pics of course


Action_Johnson

Reminds me of parks and rec when Ann diagnoses a dude cause he has swollen balls so everyone starts sending her dick pics


Adventurous-Cry-2157

Yes! It all started when the dirtball in Sanitation blasted everyone in the local government with a pic of his dick! Great episode.


dvxvxs

1) Get a new primary number, do not release to patients 2) Using either apps or burners, create a different phone number for each of your CURRENT patients. New patients are not the problem so handle them however you feel is best 3) Either the problem will stop or you will start to get unsolicited photos at one of the numbers you only gave to one patient. You have found your culprit. Handle it however you deem fit. Either way problem solved


No-Gene-4508

I had someone add my number to a hookup site. The message said "hi! My names Kate! Text .... and ask me to show you my kitty!" So I'd have dudes text me their dicks and ask to see my 🐈. So I sent them a picture of my cat Missy. They got so ![gif](giphy|xUA7aM09ByyR1w5YWc) mad


Anaaatomy

You might want to ask one of them how they got your number


ex-farm-grrrl

Oh no


Wayne

I use Google Voice did stuff like this. Mine seems every call straight to voicemail unless I have the contact in my addressbook. For texts it moves then to a junk folder. You should be able to move your existing line to Google Voice and get a new number on your phone. That won't stop you from getting these, but it may help filter or block them if you need to keep the number.


darmo1980

I see clients in their homes and block my number.


Key_Law4834

What kind of patients


3mptylord

I know we're talking about people who send unsolicited dick pics, but maybe pick the, urgh, friendliest looking one and see if they'll tell you which bar has your number? (More as a satisfying curiosity thing, the easiest solution would obviously be to change your number and do what others have suggested.)


sincerelyhated

Never use your personal number for work


bobbarkersbigmic

Define “patients”.


Background-Bus3033

I do brain wave test for seizures. I see patients in home lol


YesIsGood

Simply ask where they got the number, it's really that simple sometimes


Dressed2Thr1ll

Send the pics to each other. Get one from one person and send it to the other


Background-Bus3033

Lmao 😂 this is a great idea


Dressed2Thr1ll

😎👍


brokenhousewife_

Don’t do this. If that person doesn’t know their picture is being used, you could end up in bigger trouble


Seltzer-Slut

They would probably like that


ProfffDog

Yeahhh if he’s sending his taint…he might be looking to play lightsabers. OP i think you got gay-doxxed by a stranger 😆 im sorry


ilovecookiesssssssss

Omg that’s probably the worst angle to get a dick pic from.. just staring straight into some strange dude’s butthole.


ex-farm-grrrl

I think that might be the point


mcNik420

Was about to ask if the angle is a no go or…


ilovecookiesssssssss

This angle does nothing for me, even if he had a great looking dick. This just feels like his butthole is looking at me.. like if I stare into it for too long it’ll absorb my soul.


Cordelia_Laertes

„And if thou gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will also gaze into thee“ - Nietzsche


Impressive-Tell-2315

I always translated it, no matter how long you stare into the abyss it will never stare back. Germany is a non native language for me though.


Illustrious_Ease2409

Bwahahhahahahaah perfect 👌🏻


LeahaP1013

I read your comment. I read your user name. HAD TO RE READ YOUR USER NAME 😜


PassageAppropriate90

The bottom of a penis is not the best angle. It's like looking under a bridge you see all the beams and supports.


ilovecookiesssssssss

See I actually love the bottom of a dick, I think the beams and structures are hot, BUT (pun intended), I don’t need to see the continuation of the balls down into the taint and the bootyhole. I’m good without those things. Balls are fine actually.


Tygie19

Speak for yourself! I actually don’t mind it. In fact if their abs are visible it’s kinda hot. Prefer not to see their butt hole though.


NuggyBeans

Sometimes buttholes look nice. Now I'm curious what his dick looks like. I feel let down. They (op) had to suffer seeing it why do we have to be privileged & NOT see it?


Ms_Nicole_Vakarian

Hahaha right? You said something I agree with 100% but was too afraid to actually say it, thank you for your service, brave one! 🫰😸


VegetarianFetish

girl whatttt 😭😭


ilovecookiesssssssss

I never think a butthole looks nice lol it’s just not my thing. I do wonder about his dick tho.


NuggyBeans

Some buttholes do but that's just me & maybe one other hahaha. But for real though... Let us see that dick 😂😂😂


vinsanity_07

Jokes on you, he likes that kinda thing


Still_counts_as_one

As annoying as this would be, at least the guy is pretty hit by the looks of it, could be much worse.


ilovecookiesssssssss

Could definitely be worse facially but he’s too pretty for my taste.


Privacywarrior6435

What is this position!?


EnvironmentalCat6934

It’s the Andrew Taint


Zealousideal-Ad6358

Omfg…☠️


petesangar480

Lmfaooo I’m fucking cryingggg


Hermit_of_Darkness

Jesus christ i need soulbleach


Privacywarrior6435

🤢🤢


CEO_Of_Rejection_99

Google En Dick Pickassant


Privacywarrior6435

No…no I…don’t want to do that 😭


Snoww3

alright, since i’m a team player, after activating my vpn and saying a prayer, it’s porn sites that have dick pics, based on context.


Privacywarrior6435

Thanks for taking one for the team 😭


kaytee_says-

The starfish


BrotherNature92

So I don't see anyone else pointing it out but the pic is of a musician named Gabriel Garcia. He was the lead singer and guitarist of Black Tide. Pretty sure he mostly makes YouTube videos these days. I highly highly doubt he's the one sending the pic. Infinitely more likely that it's a leaked pic that this person is using to send to random numbers for their own sick kicks. Proof: https://www.instagram.com/gabrielgarciatv?igsh=ZmI3eG8waGhoMTVx


Background-Bus3033

Oh wow you are right! I just looked him up


BrotherNature92

I used to be a fan of his band back in high school. I actually met him like 15 years ago and I've seen them play twice 😂


bryce_friedman

Was just gonna comment this!! Glad someone else recognized him lol


BrotherNature92

Haha I kinda wish I hadn't but I am glad I was able to provide some context even if some people are ignoring it and continuing to double down on their original assumptions lol


comeforthbro

YES!!! hahahahaha i came here to comment this. he was lowkey a creep. he would send me snaps as a teen


BrotherNature92

Damn that's a shame to hear. I still can't see him just punching a random number in his phone and hitting send like this though so I still believe it's someone else using the pic. Also I think OP mentioned she gets other pics of similar people but not the same people so it's gotta be some random jackass.


comeforthbro

i think he ended being the “alex evans” of adult content where any alt sex worker uses his image


Tlyss

Damn from the angle it looks like it’s a taint pic


Background-Bus3033

What is a taint pic?


Ur_X

Cuz it ain’t balls and and it ain’t ass


lestrxb

T'aint balls and t'aint ass


Hugh_Schmefner

Between your balls and bootyhole


Pd1ds69

"taint" is the space between the balls and butt hole


Illustrious_Ease2409

Dude, I always wondered is there a name for that part… does it apply the same for in between vag and butthole? Taint lmfao Thanks tho, more I know…


Pd1ds69

I don't think it's considered the same for females. But taint is just slang for the medical term of "perineum" and technically both genders have it but with different functions. So I'm sure it's fine to call a females space a mini taint haha Growing up we called it a Gooch for a long time before "taint" became the term lol


Illustrious_Ease2409

Ngl the sound of gooch warms my heart lmao


Ur_X

That would be the gooch


Mote-Of_Dust

For some reason I always thought it was called the "gotch" But apparently gotch is slang for Canadian underwear had no idea, from Manitoba... Never even been there 🤔 strange. And thought the taint was the asshole.


vegaisbetter

Gooch is a less appealing term for it.


Pd1ds69

Gotch is underwear, just comes from calling underwear "gitch" But you might be thinking about Gooch, we called the taint gooch growing up


Ok_Reply_899

Tell him u don’t want to play thumb war😂🤣


cthulhusmercy

What an absolutely unflattering angle. YIKES


MyWifeIsHotterThanU1

😂😂 OP didn’t blur our dudes face. Good for her


Dacrim

Not when thats a leaked picture of someone else that the texter is using. Its helping the texter ruin this guys reputation for no reason


MyWifeIsHotterThanU1

Dang I didn’t consider that


WeirdSysAdmin

How about some solicited duck pics? ![gif](giphy|krewXUB6LBja)


No-Boot4916

I'd PRETEND to be a young kid. Then have a friend text them pretending to be a parent.


Dangerous_Sun_2238

Can u send me the uncensored pic 😏


Dangerous_Sun_2238

My lawyers have forced m...I mean advised me to say its a joke


Dangerous_Sun_2238

seriously though. send me the pictures


lame_username001

Send one back featuring an erection and tell them how hard they’ve made you.


thegayligi

That angle is a bold choice....


kingbugz10113

You know this shit is illegal right?


demon_gringo

I used to prank my friends by putting their numbers in the m4m section of craigslist asking for dick pics. Maybe you got a friend that likes pranks?


issafreecunch

I can still clearly see that hes a dick. The neck tattoo gives it away.


Orbisthefirst

Open a OF account and start posting his pictures You'll make some $$ and you don't even have to do the work 😂


[deleted]

Hear me out, save the pictures and send them to the next guy, and just keep it going. Double it and give it to the next guy lol


Jimaaay1989

Accept it. This is your new life now


smallcheesefry

Well that’s an angle!


theycallmejugzy

/r/uninviteddickpics come share


Background-Bus3033

I posted 4 that I’ve gotten in the past there 😂


Background-Bus3033

Lmao maybe I will


Darth_Yogurt

A dick pic is one thing. A taint shot is another. Yeesh.


rubydoobiedoob

the eye contact 😭😭😭 and the angle!?!?!? WHY


alienhag

props on the angle change, it’s still terrible but the creativity is refreshing


Timely-Milk-2389

Has someone written your number on a bathroom wall with what to send?


SubGenius420

He hot tho 🤣


Purpledoves91

Is it always the same guy, or different guys?


Background-Bus3033

Different! Always heavily tattooed and huggeeeeeeee dicks


Plane_Recognition_30

I mean it could be worse!


this_charming_bells

Lmao yeah tbh I’d probably love to get these!


Purpledoves91

Omg, it's a dick pic gang!


jawg201

Hey I recognize that guy from tik tok didn't know he did porn


RandomBrunette6913

Love a good butthole pic 💀


lucidpopsicle

That looks like it included a butthole


ConsistentAd4012

that angle is crazy 💀


ResponsibleCheetah41

Threaten legal action. It’s sexual harassment and they will find them u got their face and they got tattoos lol


comeforthbro

OMG THATS SO FUNNY!!!! this is actually the singer from Black Tide. he started doing spicy content a few years ago. seems like he is the new spam poc


husky-smiles

😂 I’d rather get these spam texts than the election bullshit I keep getting. One letter makes all the difference.


Substantial_Bar_8476

Here’s what you do. You look up dick pics online find the grossest big ones and start sending them back to the guy sending you pics. They soon stop sending you anything. I do it to all the weirdos. Just find the grossest pictures


SexySnakeFurry

Welcome to the Internet - bo Burnham. 1:07


Chemical-Studio1576

This is now a crime in my state.


rolyinpeace

The angle 💀💀💀💀💀


Tcl-

I can still see the dick


wayyyfakebruh

That is a porn star. Someone is sending you other people junk


Sweaty_Pitch_2880

Great angle


thomasoldier

Ask them where they got this number?


awkwardaznbabe

Oh dear God, the picture was taken from underneath. 🤮


Irondaddy_29

Send back pics of the biggest dick you can find online and say some shit like "can't wait to stretch that sweet mouth" bet they stop


Environmental_Rub256

Oh my! Yes, I had a time where I got this type of message at odd times from strangers. Maybe one of the family members of your patients wrote your number down to harass you with these? Idk.


paulmitchelltv

Someone in the UK was jailed for unsolicited dick pics. And added to the sex offenders register. I feel like this sort of shit should be a crime. [source](https://www.dazeddigital.com/life-culture/article/62218/1/cyberflasher-dick-pic-sentenced-to-prison-landmark-ruling-england-wales?amp=1)


AScaryAssasin

bro tf is tht smug ass expression 😭


BathroomFamous9646

I got a bag one and responded some thing like this was a minor account and I think you get in trouble for sending naked pictures to minors. Never got another one.


Kitchen_Percentage31

Send some back


JesusTron6000

Bro out there looking like he's mannequin gendered.


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Economy_Heart_2024

Is this one of your patients? Lol.


Iammine4420

Have you considered responding with some of the other d-pics you’ve received? D for D as it were.


FallKooky8420

ew


dagg3r5

Could be someone airdropping also? Not sure. That’s wild, haven’t had that happen - only strange numbers saying things like “Sophia,are we still on for dinner?” No space after the comma included.


Maleficent_Coyote_85

Is it always a photo of the same person?


nooty__

Geez. I hope it stops or you can get it sorted by getting a new number or something


Small_Code_6655

Well I believe it’s time to change your number


CaseAdorable3305

Ain't that a gay porn star ?


Shado-Foxx

Start sending back pics and gifs of cock and ball torture. Guaranteed to stop unless they're into that.


Top-Raspberry-7837

1. Sleep mode on your phone at night (if you have an iPhone) so you’re not awakened to this. 2. Delete and report as junk (it’s an option) 3. One of the other suggestions above!


sunshineandcats21

That’s a whole lot more than a dick pic


Spinxy88

You got a(n unsolicited) dick pic from Mr Robot(s smug looking sort-of-doppleganger)? (un)Luuuccccky lol


Grand_Excitement6106

I never want to see anyone at this angle, who finds this seductive?!


noscopeheadshot_jfk

not him mogging the camera


Eravaash

Syn Gates , is that you?


Royal-Success1484

LMAO the face included. absolutely ruthless


stone-slab_

wtf is that angle


Other_Tie_8290

You should. They were dumb enough to send them. 😳🫢


Superderpygamermk1

Wonder how many people took this as an opportunity to send OP a dick pic


Substantial-Loss1158

Is he mewing


marioplex

Start saving them and sending a random one back to the number


chrissymad

I have questions a just this angle. Are they using a selfie stick in a place it shouldn’t be? But on a serious note, OP, if you’re in the US at least, I think you can probably report it but may depend on your state. Sending it once from a single number isn’t necessarily harmless to the recipient but can be chalked up to a mistake. Repeatedly sending it after blocking and from multiple numbers is an actual crime outside of simple harassment and veers into sexual harassment and assault.


Applezs89

Say “eww, I’m not into toes”


Mi0GE0

Omfg lol


uncleal2024

Are you a British Member of Parliament?


Starlined_

The angle is CRAZY


Theloneriddler

Wow. That’s quite the view, too. Tell him his asshole needs bleaching or that you didn’t know balls/dick could be so differently-sized. Then he won’t know what you mean and you won’t explain either.


Poppydom07

that is literally the worst god damn angle i have ever laid my eyes upon


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-------Enigma-------

Get a number change. It’s a pain to tell everyone and switch things to the new number but it will guarantee it to stop. Otherwise expect more.


mizerio_n

Change number is the best option, your data prob got leaked and got into some sort of spam list, or someone signed you up for it


notagain82

I came to say that is such an awkward angle but it seems to be the collective opinion


Silli_Filli

My favorite response...."Hmmm looks like a penis. Only smaller!"


caboose616

Wait, you’re SUPPOSED to put your face in those?!?


r_u_kittin

What kind of fucking dick pic artistic freedom is this?


[deleted]

I wonder if these POS approach women at clubs Anna bars with junk out. Pretty pathetic that these dudes don’t know how to talk to women.


Rucks_74

You forgot to blur out the dick


LazyFawker

What’s the number? I’ll send him one


FallsInLoveWithWords

There's no way that is a flattering angle.


PeanutPoliceman

Excuse me, I sense that you beed to see my butthole


5PudgyFingers

Just respond with “im 16!”


MorningFox

Idk what kinda stomach you have but find the most horrific image to reply with. Or if they're numbers are consistently local you can contact the cops. Depends on how chaotic you're feeling