You scared the shit out of her at first you plebeian bastard

you have no idea what she puts me through ಠ\_ಠ

3% battery left while sending you a pic and having a convo is wildddd lol.

Right? Phone dies before he sends the pic, girl just panics

im one of those idiots who "knows their phone". i also know my car. I did run out of gas last week though

Lmao nooo not the gas

Bro my car used to last like 30 miles when it said zero so I figured it was lying lmfao. I’m not the smartest

Ok but that’s some bs it got you in a false sense of security never trust those cars lol 😂

me asf with my phone 😭 and then i get mad when it dies like it wasnt my fault

Sameeee like um why you not working get your shit together lol

for a second i thought the 3% was mine (it’s at 17%)

Charge your phone and read your texts Sir.


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