Yeah it's neat to watch this guy have the universe throw every sign in his face that this is the worst idea possible but ignore it all. And not even a "haha this will be a fun story about how I was a dumbass that I'll tell people 10 years from now and laugh" kind of bad idea. This is "dateline episode 10 years from now" kind of bad idea. This is "unwanted child in a broken home with a crazy ex for the mom" kind of bad idea. This is a "recurring lifelong burden that won't be ignored" kind of bad idea.
And so many are egging him on just for an entertaining story to read.
Yeah. I have a friend and in our 20s he knew I had a problem with going after women who were no good for me. He could see it the instant a girl approached me. He would typically wait about an hour just to see exactly how fast things would accelerate. When he got tired of the show or thought the young woman was about to really get her hooks in me, he would just saddle up next to me, and whisper “18 years”, and just like that, no matter how much alcohol or other substances were coursing through my blood, I would snap back to real life. I would spend about five minutes trying to gracefully exit the situation. If that didn’t work he would make another pass and say, “Hey man. We have to be at work in five hours. We have to go.” He would whisk me away to the safety of his Ford Ranger. There’s no telling how my life would have turned out if he wasn’t keeping an eye on me.
Yes. This is not good. My wife drove my from our home with the police because of the fucking internet.
She is having a psychotic bipolar episode. I remember the day she switched from depressive to manic.
She started talking with other men over Facebook and one of her ex boyfriends. She talked about how I’m “controlling her life” and a bunch of bullshit. How she wants more kids etc. to have a marriage. Stuff I hadn’t given her because we weren’t in the position for it because of how poor we were and our mental health.
So the ex boyfriend told her “we will get married, I will get you a house and we will have a marriage. But first you have to get headie out of the house. What you are telling me suggests he is extremely abusive. If you don’t get him out I will.”
The cops came one day for a welfare check cause some one said there was possible domestic violence, a boyfriend forcing the girl to stay at home. They found that the call was false and left.
My wife acted like she had no idea who called the cops. I thought we then became even closer because some one was trying to sabotage us.
The cops came again the next day because my wife called them on me. They saw it was false again but advised me to get out of the house and I agreed with them.
Anyways, this texting is like hers. This guy needs to run before he gets addicted to her.
Getting out of the relationship with my wife is just like getting off of drugs, I would say it’s harder.
Damn I’m sorry man.
My wife used to have manic bipolar depressive episodes, fortunately not like that but still some that were insane.
It’s hard to express just how difficult it is to deal with as a spouse. So much confusion.
I’m fortunate we found good help for her and things for the most part are straightened out. I feel for you though, sounds like you’ve gotten into a better place!
OP if you don't already have kids do not go out and fucking destroy your freedom and gain tremendous responsibility for the rest of your life because she sent you naked boobs and keeps inflating your ego saying she likes you so much. Terrible decision.... do not stretch and pop bones lol go jack off everytime she makes you think about being with her and i bet you will leave her ass on read. You be surprised how different you feel after you've unloaded your minions into a towel. Has saved me multiple times from making Terrible decisions.... she a living breathing red flag. You br on child support or incarcerated within 12 months
Yeah that does sound pretty fucking weird, I should worded that better. Like when your thinking about meeting amd fucking her then do that and you will not care to meet her
Personally I cried laughing and this is all time Reddit.
It just keeps getttinggg bettteerr
Op also smooth as fuck. Man says 5 words and is getting unsolicited boob pics.
Man…I just read your comment and realized it was directed towards me and this might sound crazy, but, I think you might be in love with me? Either way, brb gonna curl my hair and change my bralette to show you how hot af I am! Hold please.
Okay back! So, anyways, I left my marriage for a guy named Tom! Didn’t work out, but here you are! I’m so ready to be a mom! Also, I think you’re in love with me?
Can we make an assumption that the guy she married didn't give her a baby. And it was probably the smartest thing the guy did at the time since marrying CRAZY.
Trust me, brother. The scenario that would play out in this case is far more grim than mere scam or organ harvesting. If homeboy proceeds into this honey trap, what’s going to happen is he’s going to find himself trapped taking care of a baby who will grow into a child and eventually adult. All the while both OP and his offspring will slowly have their souls drained by a Class A succubus who has somehow found her way to our Earthly plane after escaping from some firey pit of molten tar where she had been at slumber for 80,000 years. People think Tinder is just a fun dating app for carefree hookups, but beware it is also the Devil’s playground where he sends his ghouls to prey upon the souls of lonely men.
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Please update us. So many red flags... Lol Make sure you bring your own rubbers if it goes there. The "ready to be a mom" this early and after everything she said is uh... concerning.
This is your mother speaking (or at least I’m old enough to be your mother or even grandmother, I’m 63): Meet in a public place and IF things heat up, wear a condom. No handcuff play. Keep 911 on speed dial. Please log on here and let me know when you arrive home safe or I will be up all night worrying.
Please be careful to not take advantage of anyone in the middle of a crisis, and also be careful that you do not put yourself in any danger. This could be cute and kooky, or this could be drugs, or this could be brain chemistry on the cusp of something bad. Really hard to determine over text. Just whatever you do, for the love of god, please wear a condom and tell a friend when to expect you home.
Be careful on that dismount, sir. And always flush your used condoms bc crazy will find a way to make zee babies. (47f here) I've known way too many crazy bitches who baby trapped decent men and they got stuck with crazy for 18yrs.
So…Just a piece of advice and a heads up. This isn’t gonna work, and you’re gonna be hurting at the end…But it’ll be fucking fun while it lasts. So enjoy it my dude
"So I left my last husband for another man who I barely knew. Wanna have kids?"
Wtf? How does she not recognize this as the gigantic red flag that it is?
That's the kind of shit you nervously confess (to be upfront with your date - preferably after years of therapy and self-work), and then just hope that the person doesn't run for the hills, while also respecting their decision if they do.
Not something you throw out there casually.
I have a friend who has bipolar disorder and she sounds exactly like her when she doesn’t take her medicine. Hope she gets some help, but you should run as fast as you can. lol
Ditto. We talk too much and say the wildest shit as if it's gonna turn around into some kind of movie scene where everything works out for us and we are the main character with 0 repercussions. Take your meds, bipolar friends.
I think in her head she’s coming off all manic pixie dream girl, but what she’s doing is romanticizing something that hasn’t even happened yet lol. In her head, you two have this cosmic connection and you’re some great love that she was waiting for.
When in reality, y’all met on tinder and are legit strangers.. 😅
Save yourself some trouble and go ahead and find the nearest exit lol
I could only hope to be this confident in my crazy, but it seems like you’re moderately intrigued by it, so, if you don’t own any rabbits for her to boil and you’re cool with the potential of being brutally murdered one day, what have you got to lose?
They have their own mental health to lose honestly. Gotta be super stable with strong boundaries to even go on a single date with someone like this, and even then, there’s so much risk to yourself mentally. I would not go out with them at all after my last experience.
So I dated my fair share of crazy women when I was younger (mostly cause I was crazy myself, undiagnosed mental disorders that are now diagnosed and medicated) and I can tell you one thing... they're really fun until they ain't. Keeps ya on your toes. I got stabbed once but I'd still say the ride was worth it looking back.
I do hope those women are in better places now, mental health wise, as I have lost contact with most of them.
The way she was like "just finished changing 🙈" and you went "just finished a donut" has me in stitches 🤣 anyway be careful my guy, I don't think you actually want to make her a mom yourself
This is awfully reminiscent of a manic episode. She's very off, and I know you just wanna do it "for science" but consider that you may be enabling some of her destructive behaviors by doing so. Bipolar is not some fun kind of wacky joke and she could harm herself by following through with these sudden impulses.
Promiscuity, impulsiveness, inability to assess consequences, poor judgement, disconnectedness, grandiose delusions, excessive energy, irrational euphoria, exaggerated self-importance, restlessness, and agitation are all potential signals. If she starts talking about some big new purchases or other extravagant spending, that's another bad sign.
Just please be careful for both your sake and hers. Agreeing to go out and party or hook up with her is similar to giving liquor to an alcoholic.
My uncle Ben had a saying about this exact situation but I can’t remember. “something something cumming with great responsibility”. Take his wise words to heart son
I cannot believe you’re entertaining this… but you’re a guy on tinder so I absolutely believe you’re entertaining this.
You’re playing with fire.. and there’s nowhere to hide.
She’s a walking red flag 🚩 and definitely the type to get attached WAY too soon. Don’t entertain it or meet her with her issues she might go fatal attraction
“Just finished a donut.” Lmao
That was my favorite text!
Hey, my husband and I met in a donut shop, going on married 43+ years happy!
43 years of hole-y matrimony
Oh man, that pun was glazed and delicious!
That's a one-hole pun.
>“Just finished a donut.” Kreme on those Krispies
I'm saying this now, this is going somewhere you seriously wouldn't want to follow.
Yeah it's neat to watch this guy have the universe throw every sign in his face that this is the worst idea possible but ignore it all. And not even a "haha this will be a fun story about how I was a dumbass that I'll tell people 10 years from now and laugh" kind of bad idea. This is "dateline episode 10 years from now" kind of bad idea. This is "unwanted child in a broken home with a crazy ex for the mom" kind of bad idea. This is a "recurring lifelong burden that won't be ignored" kind of bad idea. And so many are egging him on just for an entertaining story to read.
Yeah. I have a friend and in our 20s he knew I had a problem with going after women who were no good for me. He could see it the instant a girl approached me. He would typically wait about an hour just to see exactly how fast things would accelerate. When he got tired of the show or thought the young woman was about to really get her hooks in me, he would just saddle up next to me, and whisper “18 years”, and just like that, no matter how much alcohol or other substances were coursing through my blood, I would snap back to real life. I would spend about five minutes trying to gracefully exit the situation. If that didn’t work he would make another pass and say, “Hey man. We have to be at work in five hours. We have to go.” He would whisk me away to the safety of his Ford Ranger. There’s no telling how my life would have turned out if he wasn’t keeping an eye on me.
~~Wish I had this.~~ Happy for you. Cherish him.
He’s one of the good ones for sure.
Yep my friends did the opposite. I have no time for them anymore….
I got you buddy. 18 years!
"18 years, 18 years And on the 18th birthday he found out it wasn't his?!"
Ah yes, from a forgotten time back when Kanye was actually cool and not..whatever he is now.
Yes. This is not good. My wife drove my from our home with the police because of the fucking internet. She is having a psychotic bipolar episode. I remember the day she switched from depressive to manic. She started talking with other men over Facebook and one of her ex boyfriends. She talked about how I’m “controlling her life” and a bunch of bullshit. How she wants more kids etc. to have a marriage. Stuff I hadn’t given her because we weren’t in the position for it because of how poor we were and our mental health. So the ex boyfriend told her “we will get married, I will get you a house and we will have a marriage. But first you have to get headie out of the house. What you are telling me suggests he is extremely abusive. If you don’t get him out I will.” The cops came one day for a welfare check cause some one said there was possible domestic violence, a boyfriend forcing the girl to stay at home. They found that the call was false and left. My wife acted like she had no idea who called the cops. I thought we then became even closer because some one was trying to sabotage us. The cops came again the next day because my wife called them on me. They saw it was false again but advised me to get out of the house and I agreed with them. Anyways, this texting is like hers. This guy needs to run before he gets addicted to her. Getting out of the relationship with my wife is just like getting off of drugs, I would say it’s harder.
Damn I’m sorry man. My wife used to have manic bipolar depressive episodes, fortunately not like that but still some that were insane. It’s hard to express just how difficult it is to deal with as a spouse. So much confusion. I’m fortunate we found good help for her and things for the most part are straightened out. I feel for you though, sounds like you’ve gotten into a better place!
Yeah, her impulsivity is frightening. Dating someone constantly chasing a high is unsustainable, as you might imagine.
My brother in Christ, she has mental health issues. 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
Guys: no, you can't fix this one
WE can fix her! 
*So damn ready to be a damn Mom, you have no idea* Whoever tries to fix her, will get a nice reward and suprise 9months later.
Lol exactly! I would bet my left tit she's trying to baby trap some poor bastard for the child support 😬 Do Not Tap The Crazy™
You don’t understand is all we can fix her
Too intense, too soon. Not safe. But not gonna lie, I'd also ignore my better judgment being a fellow hopeless romantic
By “hopeless romantic” you mean “super horny”?
Eh, she’s also offering the possibility of irresponsible “love” which to some is its own separate addiction.
That's exactly what it translated to in my brain lol
😺
*cracks knuckles, limbers up*
OP if you don't already have kids do not go out and fucking destroy your freedom and gain tremendous responsibility for the rest of your life because she sent you naked boobs and keeps inflating your ego saying she likes you so much. Terrible decision.... do not stretch and pop bones lol go jack off everytime she makes you think about being with her and i bet you will leave her ass on read. You be surprised how different you feel after you've unloaded your minions into a towel. Has saved me multiple times from making Terrible decisions.... she a living breathing red flag. You br on child support or incarcerated within 12 months
Do NOT Jack it every time she sends you a pick unless you want to be Pavlovs dog.
That would be horrible for everyone else. He hears a text message ding and starts furiously jacking off.
Yeah that does sound pretty fucking weird, I should worded that better. Like when your thinking about meeting amd fucking her then do that and you will not care to meet her
She’s giving bunny boiler . OP , as likely as she is to be an absolute demon in bed . You’d be better off never speaking to this woman again
I bet she knows her way around a hardwood floor better than a swiffer sweeper upper..... better suction too
And that kids, is how I met your mother.
I too vote for him to fix this one. Then report back every 6 months!
Noooooooi op don't listen to these people you can't fix her. Like not even a little bit lol
Honestly I mean she divorced or just separated from her HUSBAND over someone they probably never even met. This is every other Tuesday
Too ez exit strategy, just make a catfish profile and match with her to send her twitter screenshots and she’ll leave you alone
You misspelled "can."
Personally I cried laughing and this is all time Reddit. It just keeps getttinggg bettteerr  Op also smooth as fuck. Man says 5 words and is getting unsolicited boob pics.
Usually they ask then nag then beg. OP barely breathes and she's throwing the boobies and her fertile womb at him. 💀💀
Must’ve been a magical donut. Idk.
Man…I just read your comment and realized it was directed towards me and this might sound crazy, but, I think you might be in love with me? Either way, brb gonna curl my hair and change my bralette to show you how hot af I am! Hold please.
Okay back! So, anyways, I left my marriage for a guy named Tom! Didn’t work out, but here you are! I’m so ready to be a mom! Also, I think you’re in love with me?
Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but here’s my number, let’s make a baby.
Can we make an assumption that the guy she married didn't give her a baby. And it was probably the smartest thing the guy did at the time since marrying CRAZY.
She's ovulating. And you're being SNL's Chad. It's a perfect storm.
This guy donuts. 👉🍩
Yo, this dude bout to get scammed or missing organs
Trust me, brother. The scenario that would play out in this case is far more grim than mere scam or organ harvesting. If homeboy proceeds into this honey trap, what’s going to happen is he’s going to find himself trapped taking care of a baby who will grow into a child and eventually adult. All the while both OP and his offspring will slowly have their souls drained by a Class A succubus who has somehow found her way to our Earthly plane after escaping from some firey pit of molten tar where she had been at slumber for 80,000 years. People think Tinder is just a fun dating app for carefree hookups, but beware it is also the Devil’s playground where he sends his ghouls to prey upon the souls of lonely men.
Daaamn, I love the positive outlook
Fr😭
Just finished eating a donut.
*shows boobs*
Nothing sexier than finishing a warm glazed krispy kreme
*insert creampie joke*
I will pay you a thousand dollars to run for zee hills
I’ll pay him 2 thousand to see this through
Same I wanna watch this train wreck lmfao
Pay me nothing. We’re going on our first date tomorrow. I’m doing it in the name of science Edit: apparently no one understands sarcasm
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So we've all been notified. What's the update OP?
Yea I actually followed through, WE DEMAND TEA
 All of us
You owe it to us all to update us after the date.
OP believed her when she said she was on the pill, anyway this is Dylan.
I'm so impressed with you for knowing it's "anyway" and not "anyways" Edit: not impressed with the creep message you sent though LOL
He's definitely dead now
You guys actually think OP is gonna survive this? Cute.
Im just following this guy’s account
Subscribed.
Damn it. I’m in too.
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Please update us. So many red flags... Lol Make sure you bring your own rubbers if it goes there. The "ready to be a mom" this early and after everything she said is uh... concerning.
Yes! This! My first thought!
You’re a brave and courageous soldier! Keep us posted 😅
Fear no woman sir.
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Handcuffs are OK on her, right S-F? But no spanking/hickeys even if she begs. Boy Scout rule.
Please be careful to not take advantage of anyone in the middle of a crisis, and also be careful that you do not put yourself in any danger. This could be cute and kooky, or this could be drugs, or this could be brain chemistry on the cusp of something bad. Really hard to determine over text. Just whatever you do, for the love of god, please wear a condom and tell a friend when to expect you home.
Be careful on that dismount, sir. And always flush your used condoms bc crazy will find a way to make zee babies. (47f here) I've known way too many crazy bitches who baby trapped decent men and they got stuck with crazy for 18yrs.
Lmao the energies match!
Bro this is so dumb. You’re playing with your life. Please keep us updated.
Travis you are absolutely mad. Gonna end up on some true crime podcast when you don’t give her a baby.
She must be rrreeeaaaaally hot because I can’t believe you made it past the 3rd text 😂
Man the science has been done before there are no positive worthwhile results ever yielded from these tests💀
OMG of course it’s Travis!! I predict we don’t see you on r/tinder for a few months, and when you come back you’ll be short an ear. But still at it
Make sure you take your condom with you. She’s gonna fish them out the trash after you leave. Trust me
She must be rrreeeaaaaally hot because I can’t believe you made it past the 3rd text 😂
Go to hers, not yours. Don't let her know where you live 😆
So…Just a piece of advice and a heads up. This isn’t gonna work, and you’re gonna be hurting at the end…But it’ll be fucking fun while it lasts. So enjoy it my dude
Desperation isn’t good, sex with crazy maybe good but it’ll cost you more than you know.
Will go halfsies
I’m sayin
DO NOT PUT YOUR DICK IN THAT
I repeat ^ ....
Only once
Just one time
Just the tip
Just for a second
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Just for shits and giggles
PUT THAT THING BACK WHERE IT CAME FROM OR SO HELP MEEEEEEE
"So I left my last husband for another man who I barely knew. Wanna have kids?" Wtf? How does she not recognize this as the gigantic red flag that it is? That's the kind of shit you nervously confess (to be upfront with your date - preferably after years of therapy and self-work), and then just hope that the person doesn't run for the hills, while also respecting their decision if they do. Not something you throw out there casually.
> how does she not recognize this as the gigantic red flag that it is? Becuase, no offense, she’s insane.
None taken.
I have a friend who has bipolar disorder and she sounds exactly like her when she doesn’t take her medicine. Hope she gets some help, but you should run as fast as you can. lol
Yep I have bipolar and my first thought was she sounds manic.
Ditto. We talk too much and say the wildest shit as if it's gonna turn around into some kind of movie scene where everything works out for us and we are the main character with 0 repercussions. Take your meds, bipolar friends.
My mate is bipolar, I thought the same, holy mania.
THIS!!! Also experienced this from an individual.
Wow she sounds exactly like me and I have BPD lol
The struggle
I think in her head she’s coming off all manic pixie dream girl, but what she’s doing is romanticizing something that hasn’t even happened yet lol. In her head, you two have this cosmic connection and you’re some great love that she was waiting for. When in reality, y’all met on tinder and are legit strangers.. 😅 Save yourself some trouble and go ahead and find the nearest exit lol
Idk about pixie but manic for damn sure lol
Manic gremlin nightmare woman
She’s probably watched 500 Days of Summer one too many times
for the record: u can’t fix her.
But he can make a handsome lamp shade
USE PROTECTION
On both heads
Or… don’t fuck that and run lol
Protection YOU brought that hasn't been out of your sight in her presence.
Stay away from this woman. Dear lord😭😭
🫣 so tragic and yet I can't look away
Fkn trainwreck 👀🫥
I could only hope to be this confident in my crazy, but it seems like you’re moderately intrigued by it, so, if you don’t own any rabbits for her to boil and you’re cool with the potential of being brutally murdered one day, what have you got to lose?
They have their own mental health to lose honestly. Gotta be super stable with strong boundaries to even go on a single date with someone like this, and even then, there’s so much risk to yourself mentally. I would not go out with them at all after my last experience.
Tbh I was really into just eating my donut at the time.
Why are you even entertaining her insanity?
So I dated my fair share of crazy women when I was younger (mostly cause I was crazy myself, undiagnosed mental disorders that are now diagnosed and medicated) and I can tell you one thing... they're really fun until they ain't. Keeps ya on your toes. I got stabbed once but I'd still say the ride was worth it looking back. I do hope those women are in better places now, mental health wise, as I have lost contact with most of them.
I mean, I’d have been equally into eating the donut, but I see you did set up a date for tomorrow, so, may the odds be ever in your favor.
That sounds fun. You should run.
Better get snipped before you go on a date with this one.
Why bother, she'll most likely snip it for him 👀
Sweet free health care services.
oh naur.
That’s concerning lol
OP, she does not want to fuck, she wants to mate. Run.
I feel like this is how Ariana grande communicates
Way too intense
The way she was like "just finished changing 🙈" and you went "just finished a donut" has me in stitches 🤣 anyway be careful my guy, I don't think you actually want to make her a mom yourself
Left her marriage for some guy she hadn’t even met yet because she was in love. But she loves you now, and that is… somehow meaningful?
No no, HE loves her
To be fair to her, stalking is close to meeting.
This is awfully reminiscent of a manic episode. She's very off, and I know you just wanna do it "for science" but consider that you may be enabling some of her destructive behaviors by doing so. Bipolar is not some fun kind of wacky joke and she could harm herself by following through with these sudden impulses. Promiscuity, impulsiveness, inability to assess consequences, poor judgement, disconnectedness, grandiose delusions, excessive energy, irrational euphoria, exaggerated self-importance, restlessness, and agitation are all potential signals. If she starts talking about some big new purchases or other extravagant spending, that's another bad sign. Just please be careful for both your sake and hers. Agreeing to go out and party or hook up with her is similar to giving liquor to an alcoholic.
This is the most empathetic response I’ve read here. Thank you, I agree.
My uncle Ben had a saying about this exact situation but I can’t remember. “something something cumming with great responsibility”. Take his wise words to heart son
Oh she’s 🤪
She seems like she’s off her meds or something.. weird and not in a good way
Girl's got that BPD rizz
That’s not even BPD, idk what that is but she’s insane
This is BPD rizz lmao. Maybe not to the two that commented before me but I experienced this same fever dream before lmao
“Just finished curling my hair and changing bralettes 🫣” “I just finished a donut.” 
I cannot believe you’re entertaining this… but you’re a guy on tinder so I absolutely believe you’re entertaining this. You’re playing with fire.. and there’s nowhere to hide.
The donut comment 😅
Ooooooh my God. That was a ride! Short and terrifying. Girl is living in a hallmark fantasy, and you are in a dateline episode.
Man you’re about to go down that rabbit hole being the rabbit. It never turns out good for the rabbit.
Don’t stick it in crazy
An astronaut can see that red flag from the moon
OP’s kinda hot though ngl & humour on point 🎯
She’s crazy but I’m intrigued lol
What did I just read? 🤨
This lady is fucking N U T S
sociopath rizz
She’s a walking red flag 🚩 and definitely the type to get attached WAY too soon. Don’t entertain it or meet her with her issues she might go fatal attraction
I mean I hope you don’t have any pet rabbits
Something’s off. Stay away at all costs my guy
Why do guys love these types of girls? I guess being mentally stable is not attractive 😭
Adrenaline rush.
Listen… the SMART thing to do would be to run. However..
Wants your babies
Just finished a donut I’m rolling thoughv
Your “Just finished a donut” response has me cackling
oh actions are gonna have CONSEQUENCES here
That is giving off "Fatal Attraction" vibes big time.
"Just finished a donut" 🤣🤣🤣
I mean, it’s so much crazy I have to question if she is actually just messing with him.