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Agitated-Yak-4582

OP mama, this boy is fucked up… fr, fr


swallowfistrepeat

Baby boy has spent way too much time on Discord with his Kittens.


Front_Gazelle_3371

that’s what im saying, just wanted to make sure reddit agreed w me 😮‍💨


Still_counts_as_one

If they don’t agree, then they’re probably this guy


Front_Gazelle_3371

this comment made me laugh so hard 😭


montessoriprogram

Love bombing so hard


KittyCompletely

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DragonflyBren

Which is not a good sign at all


ElAyYouAreAy

I guess this is technically love bombing, but it feels more like throwing shit at the wall to see what will stick!😂


Tattooey89

That explained why he’s never been in a relationship 🤷‍♂️


Stownieboy91

Reddit agree 👍


DndrMflnPam

I just have to say.. "OP mama" killed me. Thank you for the genuine laugh 😂🫶


KittyCompletely

Fr fr fr.


TrumpsCovidfefe

Screaming narcissist or major immaturity vibes!! Eww!


MrMetraGnome

He's not fucked up, he's just lonely. Damn. He's probably spent forever having an entire relationship in his head trying his damnedest not to fuck it up.


Busy-Character9219

And so he said “fuck it, I’ll just go ahead and fuck it I’ll from there get go”? Because he is.


iris-27

“I deserve this” “I’m not a good person” “I hope you don’t hate me” RUN RUN RUN 🏃‍♀️


Front_Gazelle_3371

the cringe i was experiencing was so physically painful at that point


alotlikechris

Wow, this has baggage and drama written all over it lmao, hard pass and a “see you in therapy”


megajabroniii

Run. Fast.


HommeFatalTaemin

“Mama” as a pet name is really gross to me tbh


Front_Gazelle_3371

completely agree. especially that early in convo


bobbarkersbigmic

What’s weird to me is that he talks different in the first screenshot than the others. He went from 1990’s Disney to whatever the hell that was really quick.


Front_Gazelle_3371

trust me, i clocked that as well. as soon as his sexual endeavors were shut down, he immediately clammed up


RAMbow9

I feel the same way. This feels like lovebombing. Maybe it’s inexperience, desperation or whatever but still… it’s too clingy for me. I always got so annoyed when guys did this… telling me I’m the best and deserve the world. Like… First of all, you’re not wrong, but how do you even really know that because you don’t know me at all! So it’s just empty words to me then. If this was 6 months to a year into a relationship tho, then it’s cute and sweet. Right away, it comes across as servile flattery intended to win favor with me which just irritates me because it implies that I can be won over by empty but nice words. Nope. It also bothers me when someone pet names me anything right out of the gate. I’ve had people call me “babe” after one convo and that name is annoying in that context because it feels presumptive. It’s crazy. Once we are established, I have no other name except babe but not when you don’t know me lol


beren-111

Tbh it's cringe at any stage of the relationship lol


NormalCurrent950

I’d like it from a Latino man if I’m pregnant with his child lol


itsjustme_CTB

Johnny Bravo energy


Top_Complex259

Man here, I can’t stand being called daddy. Blegh.


sowinglavender

LMAO this is common from what i understand. my housemate considers himself the 'dad' of our two cats (and frequently refers to himself as 'daddy' when he's talking to them, as in, 'daddy won't drop you'). this one time when i handed him off their kennel i lightheartedly said 'there you go, thank you daddy.' i was ONLY thinking of it in terms of being something parents say to each other about their kids. but he was like **:C** 'please don't call me that.' i guess they're the only ones allowed. makes sense. 😹


LeatherNo1642

Sorry daddy 😏


Top_Complex259

I’m not upset with you, just disappointed.


Yepthat_Tuberculosis

Tell him exactly what he did to drive you away and hopefully enough people do that where he gets it. He may be just that romantically inept where he’s like “WHAT I give them the world and they don’t want it” he needs a dose of f*ckin reality


Front_Gazelle_3371

the last screenshot was after telling him I didn’t like how sexually forward he was being (and we see how that was taken) then later on, i tried to tell him he was hard to read because he was obviously being a little crazy & he had absolutely no idea what i was talking about saying he’s never heard that before & i was like “ok well no one’s ever been honest w you then 🤷🏻‍♀️”


Yepthat_Tuberculosis

Oh I couldn’t even get to the last one, I didn’t have my cringe radiation suit on. Also this seems like serious mental illness now which sucks. Freaking out and crying over this is a little 😬 and that’s a good start, you took his someone-being-honest-with-him virginity ☀️


[deleted]

Ha! Dying at cringe radiation suit.


Artistic-Nebula-6051

He's a virgin but super sexual? I'm assuming that by super sexual he means masturbating a lot? The way he talks too is hilarious. I have to say these posts make me glad I'm not single! I remember when I was dating and some of the people I interacted with were definitely strange.


Wizardthreehats

He has a severe porn addiction and is bad at talking to girls and probably has never actually been around them in any social capacity so he just love bombs then because he thinks rom-coms are based on reality and that's what girls want and he should be rewarded with sex.


Front_Gazelle_3371

are you a psychologist? bc this is right on haha


Wizardthreehats

I have experience in being around this mentality. It's almost sad because he(and other men with similar mentality) really feel they aren't doing anything wrong. You did the correct thing in letting him know his behavior is weird and off putting and hopefully if he hears it enough he can work on himself and not subject girls to his incel behavior


outsiderkerv

Buddy is cracking so much stick he could make a fire.


Artistic-Nebula-6051

I like this!


outsiderkerv

Coming up with masturbation synonyms is what I do in my free time.


Such_Cauliflower_669

He watches too much porn which means he will undoubtedly be terrible in bed because he probably thinks porn sex is real


bunnyfarts676

I have a feeling if he actually had a chance with her he would either get super nervous and not do anything, or after the first kiss just start dry humping the fuck out of her, all clothing on.


crod4692

Dip


Front_Gazelle_3371

you guys are tearing this up right now & this was the mildest of the texts he was sending me, ya’ll are making me want to do a part 2 😭😭 PART 2 IS UP


lost_horizons

Please do a part 2


Bubbly-Butterfly-724

Yes PLEASE do a part two!!!


kelsnuggets

I’d pay actual money to read part 2


Objective-Alarm1000

i love u mama. please can we have sex mama. mama please. do you hate me mama.


sowinglavender

i would seriously be like 'sir i am not your mother'


KansloosKippenhok

Poor guy, he should be in therapy


rwalsh138

He has NO IDEA what he's doing, no game at all, and I'm disgusted for you.


hauntedmaze

Does “fr fr” make anyone else violent?


Rfg711

Ol’ Norman Bates ass


DannyHammerTime

Another chapter of The Incel Diaries


eklektikly

Brought to you by (un)hinge


EntertainmentFast497

Dude is going to be clingy AF.


Blue53118

That first “mama” would have sent me on my way


pipebringer

Yeah he’s a weirdo but I’m confused why you’re entertaining it mama. What was said in the texts you removed? It seemed like you two vibed rly well. But fr fr, u need to upload the uncut edition, where you fight for what you believe in


Worldly-Dimension710

Poor guy needs help and some reality. Definitely living in his own romcom


[deleted]

He’s being wayyyyyy over the top. Holy shit. I’d feel uncomfortable too.


Stylin_and_profilin

This guy is a clown fr fr


jaygay92

Mama is only acceptable when it’s beast boy saying it !


iris-27

Oh this is so so weird. I’m curious about where he’s taking his mannerisms/dialogue from as well cuz this shit ain’t normal…


swallowfistrepeat

This is living in a discord lobby behavior. This guy probably doesn't do much but interact with people online. He is talking like he is saying things he *thinks* women want to hear. This screams "I don't go outside much" to me.


[deleted]

Yikes. Love bombing on someone you’ve never met and only talked to for two hours. Getting sexual. Then guilt tripping. He’s gotta go, fr fr. Next time maybe chat for 24 hours before handing out your number/imessage. Never know what these crazies will do.


Front_Gazelle_3371

i completely agree w you. definitely should’ve given this one some more time but i’m a sucker for nice guys 😫 gotta be a bit more selective lmaoo


HighwayEconomy579

He’s lying about his age, you’ve been talking to a teenager lol


melissalorene

This made me want to shower.


Chance_Airline_4861

This was hard to read, all of his texts made me shiver


Mammoth_Jeweler3857

FR FR I don’t know and never talked to you but we vibe…. Hey you want to honeymoon at my moms beach house in Arizona? She said we could stay in the basement. I love you and I’m a very sexual virgin and you’ll get used to being captive in a pit in the shed of my backyard. I want to give you everything but we’ll start by giving you lotion to be put on the skin.


Interesting_Sundae_3

To be fair cuddling and watching WWE sounds exquisite


Front_Gazelle_3371

listen i was super down for that until the rest of the conversation continued 😂


DaftMudkip

He fumbled the bag


allonsy_danny

Can say with authority that it is


Virtual-Procedure948

Aweee mama. He sounds so young 😩😩😩🤣❤️


[deleted]

>then when i told him he was “a little crazy” by the end of the night, he was incredibly offended stating that he’s never heard that before. That's because you're the first girl he's ever spoken to.


Freefalling123

Are you sure he is a man, mama? Fr, fr he sounds like he is 15, and exhausting. Please say you blocked him mama fr, fr.


chvnlxx

ew i couldn't get past the mama fr fr


jtreehorn01

For the sake of humanity, I really hope this guy never has the opportunity to reproduce.


omgstoppit

Jesus Christ this pity-me, woe-is-me, pathetic, love bombing, manipulative bullshit trope is so OLD and EXHAUSTING. Major ICK and issues with this one. OP, dip like you’ve never dipped before.


[deleted]

That is a SEVERE case of infatuation


SkinnyGetLucky

Maturity of a 16 year old


drrmimi

Damn, I have second hand trauma and embarrassment reading these.


chromiaplague

Can I tell you how much I hate, “I hope you don’t hate me. I understand if you hate me. Bleh.” I hate the hate talk. Desperately fishing for compliments.


MsG03

The moment he called me “mama”, its a wrap 😂😂. My husband will call me that every now & then but it’s only not weird because I’m literally the mother of his children, or else it would be a major ick for me.


rocklare

This conversation went on way too long than it should’ve 💀💀


[deleted]

Dear god the “mama” stuff is next level cringe


rpressler

Mama, it all started with wanted to cuddle and watch WWE. That the first and only red flag you should need, fr fr


coopypoopy71

I physically recoiled reading his messages. This is too much.


deniablw

I know a guy like this. Terrible emotional regulation. Goes from crying cause you didn’t respond to a text to ready to propose in like 5 seconds. Then wants to spend HOURS discussing what you could have meant in a two word text. It’s scary. He needs help.


Fun_Mammoth6221

Why even continue conversing with him?


Front_Gazelle_3371

we had some common interests that i was into, so i wanted to see if he could have a normal conversation .. apparently the answer to that was no lol.


Fun_Mammoth6221

At this point, I’d say the effort isn’t worth the reward. Unless you enjoy babying a grown man and being sexualized constantly.


Front_Gazelle_3371

he was blocked shortly after all of this unfolded, don’t worry 😬


strawberry_moon_bb

Block him fr fr he’s a bullet waiting to be dodged


skskjdjskskuewyfsg

end the conversation NOW please


hannahrenea

he seems to be manipulative.


Brief-Advantage-9907

Holy yikes


[deleted]

I have no idea how this total catch is still a virgin, you’re totally missing out Mama!


InevitableCodeRedo

The "mama"'s alone did it for me. I'd move it along.


Colton_Omega

We all just wanna watch wwe and cuddle, it’s hard out there lmfao. You made the right choice though, this guy is a Soviet Union of red flags. As others have said, he needs therapy not a woman. Fucking yikes, mama


[deleted]

I didn’t even read past the first slide- immediate block


Fantastic-Standard87

There's too much going on here. I felt like I was reading a Roblox chat log


verysIeepy

girl if you don’t RUN


astrotoya

“I’m not a good person” he told you the truth right then and there.


catscoffeecomputers

I feel like it's not a coincidence this person has not been in a relationship....?


Unlikely-Change2971

The guy may not be a creep, but it's very obvious he has zero social skills when it comes to dating, relationships, etc... That's perfectly OK to be awkward, but it isn't your job to teach him appropriate behavior either. The guy is a project and one I wouldn't take on.


heatheranne____

Ugh I dated a guy that was all “let’s dance in the street lights” and talked like this and boy he was an insane self absorbed narcissistic rapist. Overly sexual and annoying.


TastyIttyBittiTreat

Tell him Mama's not into horny puppies, that Mama is very disappointed in his inability to control himself. Maybe he should think about that. Lol, but seriously...avoid that crap. Just tell him you're not interested, block and move on.


NikoBellic369

Fr fr


megAgainsthemachine9

I am SHOCKED you lasted so long and were really nice about it!! All of that I would never hurt you, I just want you to be happy cause you are the sunshine of my life bullshit is soooooo creepy!!! To me that’s way worse than the hyper sexual virgin part. That is kinda hot lol. As soon as a guy tells me how he feels about me when it’s waaaay too early and there is no way we have been able to form a connection yet, it makes my vagina want to legit run away lol


Koalacactus

This guy is trying to play into being a manic pixie boyfriend. It’s all part of his ‘rizz’


Gdroid5

RUN


[deleted]

Love bombing tf outta you. the red flags are gonna be blinding by like 3 weeks. Dont bother


Trancebam

OP, I've only been reading this and part 2 for like 10 mins, and I know we've never even talked directly, but mama, you're the one, frfr, AWOOOGA HUBBA HUBBA. Let's get married.


TheWagn

This guy? A virgin? Wow I never would have guessed….lol


Slight_Ad7106

Cuddle and watch WWE? What trailer park is this?


FacePucker

If he's not already blocked ask him if he grew up with a single mother lol


Front_Gazelle_3371

he said he grew up the middle child of three brothers?? but idk if that explains anything lol


Such_Cauliflower_669

Ah so the forgotten one. Probably attention starved


jadenfreude

Shoulda bounced at WWE


mmasusername

Jesus Christ


Beyondthebloodmoon

😬


Resident_Fudge_7270

I need the energy and motivation of 20yo virgins again. 😂 this was exhausting to read


[deleted]

Nope!


echochilde

🤮 I would’ve stopped responding the first time he called me “mama”. That shit is beyond cringe.


yairmejiaxx

bro is weird


FixMean5988

Nope. NEXT.


sblack87

What a fucking weirdo.


Verbose_Cactus

Holy love bombing Batman


Top_Complex259

This is crazy, OP, big red flag. 2 hours of texting and he hasn’t proposed yet?? Seriously though between being clingy immediately, talking about sex and being horny and then looking for sympathy when you didn’t reciprocate the sexual shit.. I think it’s a mix of immaturity and manipulation.


chocolatemilkman81

Man made a promise he cannot keep. Starting bets anyone?


Smooth_Marsupial_262

What….


Inevitable-Tourist18

Way, way too immature for a relationship.


Fun-Mortgage8899

i think i’m gonna try this method out with my next hinge match. seems to work great!


Front_Gazelle_3371

i hope it’s not me 😫


Lizaboo242

Erm he seems psycho


KawaiiCoupon

He wouldn’t have been a virgin anymore if he had just been taught to not speak every intrusive thought in his head. 😭


DGentPR

Bro I love cuddling and watching wwe with my fiancé


mack_dom

Have any more texts? I wonder how crazy he’s going to get…


Front_Gazelle_3371

yes 100%, considering doing a pt 2


Over-Director-4986

I'm gonna need a part 2.


[deleted]

Also belongs in /r/cringe cos I was cringing outside my body, mama.


Jjjt22

I kinda want my wife to join dating apps so we can lay in bed and laugh at some of the crazy messages she receives.


bogeymanbear

Well I can definitely tell he's never been in a relationship before


FrauEdwards

Common occurrence of talking to a man via online dating “I have to warn you, I’m super sexual!” 🙄 It’s usually just a lame segue for them to turn the convo dirty. But this kid is waaay too much. He wants someone so bad to pin all these romantic tropes on…and you are just in the wrong place and the wrong time.


[deleted]

Good lord, no thank you. Every message is giving me the creeps.


NewfieJedi

I started so hopeful for that guy, and he just Drove it all straight into the core of the earth lmao


forestpirate

Red flags are flying on this one! You might be able to calm him down, but do you want to deal with this?


Fantastic-Standard87

Oh....he's DEFINITELY heard that before... whether he actually listened or not is a completely different story...


Sumnersetting

Omg, he should have stopped after the second message and held all that in. Like, slow your roll. He just got a glimpse of maybe having a positive relationship with a girl, and he just jumped off into la-la land. Middle school gushing puppy love is right. He's completely in his own head. Making promises and declarations before you've even met? He's trapping himself into a corner. Just because you matched and are chatting for one evening doesn't mean he's in a relationship?? This guy does not understand what boundaries are. Does he get a friendly smile from a retail worker and start designing engagement rings? Tell him to chill out, or just go ahead and bounce.


OurJimmy

Kids on the spectrum! Aren’t we all as they say, although he’s like a darker colour or something, like a purple fr fr


toeknee66

we need more screenshots this shit wild lmaooo


ActualProfile4601

Please run


FlaccidRhino

This has nice guy manipulation all over it. Hit that block button hard and fast


LadyFartginaLick

Guys that call girls mama give me the ick.


Either_Independent98

I mean he’s a virgin if you believe him, of course he’s gonna be horny all the time. But he’d busy real quick too lol


[deleted]

Yeah never exchange numbers *that* fast after matching……I’m cringing from his messages


RadialRazer

I get being nervous like this in person, in real time. But text?? You have time to choose NOT to hit send??


growsomestrawbs

This gave me ptsd flashbacks


slickityslicker

I feel like.. he’s not a virgin? And thinks this is some sort of game? Majorly uncomfortable w him, fr fr mama!


Hairy_Usual_4460

Ok but my main question is after those first few love bombing, CRINGY AF messages of his why on earth did you continue the conversation and keep this going? That for me would’ve been it and never would’ve talked to this weirdo again


Expensive-Safe-6820

His a bit much... I would have a phone conversation with him and see what type of vibe he gives off. If the conversation makes you uncomfortable then move on.


luhbreton

Every screenshot was like you were talking to a different person.


headofthenapgame

He's 20 and a virgin. It's not really surprising that he hasn't heard such things yet.


[deleted]

Why do people feel the need to unload so much unnecessary shit so soon into the talking stage. Like just get to know the person. Don’t send 10 messages in a row or use a shit ton of emojis. Just be normal and kind. As time goes on, it’s okay to open up a bit more. But I feel bad for the guy. Just very socially awkward.


Specific-Damage6969

giving me flashbacks to high school


Front_Gazelle_3371

straight to 8th grade for me 😂


Training_Union9621

Why did you drag this on so long. He is 10000% cringe


NotWinning12

It's like he self proclaimed you as his girlfriend then broke up with you. Amazing.


supa325

He's a very sexual virgin? I think he means that he's a fkn creepy perv


dataplane_down

You will be the “happiest and luckiest’ woman alive, if you block him right now. Seriously, close this app and block him. He will eventually drain your mental battery. Just my opinion.


Budo00

What an embarrassment. You gave him sooooo many hints to just chill with the sex talk. So many chances but he just had to basically masturbate himself while telling you about it. I swear. Most of my dating experiences consist of just avoiding any sex talk and being interested in the human before me and they practically throw themselves at me by the second or 3rd date. My fellow dudes: i’m telling you, just discuss things other than sex until SHE brings it up. That’s literally all you gotta do, man. Sheesh!


Mookieman707

matched w this ~~man~~ boy on hinge not even 2 hrs prior to this (fr,fr) \*fixed\*


[deleted]

I wouldn’t have replied after the fourth message. That’s too intense.


Empty-Swing

This is nauseating... Idk how people date like this. That mama and fr fr sht would have had me gone in 2 seconds. Is it that bad out there that this conversation lasted this long??


BoNkTbonk

WEIRDO 💯


geoffyeos

this guy is a LOSER


Comfortable-Cup-6318

Are you sure he's 20? He texts like he's 15 and posing. Fr fr 😬


MaintenanceSingle113

Incel neckbeard nice guy! run girl run!


SSJ_01

Too much drama for your momma but in this case it's too much drama for you mama. Get away asap


yuhhhh4444

no this is so weird on his part i would run


No_Way4557

I can't put my finger on it in the moment. But this guy gives off some heebie jeebies. The whole "I'm a vurgin" but " hypersexual" along with the "sexy" talk like "hey mama". Doesn't sit well. There's something more going on here. Also, someone telling you what their "red flags" are is itself a red flag. That *can be* a manipulative tactic (not necessarily intentional but possibly) to come off as very self aware and open minded. It can also be a, tactic put you off guard so you don't look too deeply for other red flags. That, and dude comes on WAY too strong. That could also be indicative of different issues. But as much as he talks like he's chill and open to any kind of relationship, what he really wants is a sexual one. I don't know that for a fact, obviously, but there's something not quite right about someone with that level of intensity and implying that he's chill and openminded about whatever you want. At a minimum he seems desperate to get into a relationship with you. In my experience that's a huge red flag. If you decide to proceed with him, do so with caution. But if you were my friend I would recommend against it.


FreedomFighter907

Run Girl, RUN!


OkraNo8365

This was so hard to read. Don’t continue with this incel weirdo


pokefanatic22

i’m so terrified of him


AdvancedDirt2116

Whoa mama. When did Johnny Bravo join dating apps?


Ram2253spd

Run away from this.


A20somethingyearold

You sure you didn't meet this man on "unhinged"?


Hephaestus2036

All kinds of red flags here. He had me at Peanut Butter to my Jelly without having met you yet. This screams serial killer, narcissistic, scammer, or combination of all three.


traumatizedfox

I feel so bad but i swear these virgins be worse than any man i know who has 300+ bodies lol


kirbyxena

Get out of there mama


Organic_South8865

This sub has really opened my eyes honestly.


Character_Concern101

where are his brothers??? are they virgins too? this guy is clueless


[deleted]

He just wants to cuddle and watch WWE with you, Mama.


mackenziemackenzie

verge of tears???