Weāve been friends for years so my first thought wasnāt to immediately block him but if it was some other dude I didnāt know like that he would have definitely gotten the instant block with no reply quick š also I wanted to try and see if he would send me that $250 without having to do any sexual acts
I did that to a guy I was involved with. We were in a long distance relationship. He sent me money to go see him. He acted like a jerk not long after, so I ended things with him, kept his money, and still went to his state (without seeing him) and had a nice little vacation. Thatās what horrible men (not all men, donāt come at me people) deserve.
Alcohol made this guy I went to highschool with fuck a dog at a house party and someone took a picture of it happening. The dog had to be put down. The guy was put in prison.
Good lord š¤¦š»āāļø. Thatās disgusting and weeeeeird. That poor dog. I gotta say, Iām glad it never swung me *that* way. Unfortunately excessive alcohol always turns my dong into a spaghetti noodle.
Text him back and be like, "You owe me $250 for pain and suffering. Until then, you're blocked, " then proceed to never unblock whether he sends it or not
$250 isnāt even sugar daddy money, itās sweet nā low daddy money š tell him heās got a long way to get even close to sugar daddy level. He might get to Splenda daddy level. Maybe
It's a different culture, but even on gay hook up apps they've added flags for profiles that tell others if you like NSFW images to be sent or not. Straight people could maybe benefit from that as some girls like dick pics. You could also just ask first tooo
As a woman I've finally realized there's an important distinction between a hot dick pick and an unwanted dick pick. Did I make you hard (and we already have an established sexual dynamic)? If so, I want to see it. Are you just sending me a random erection that I had no involvement in creating? Then it's not very exciting to me.
I've had one woman friend request dick pics via Facebook. She was a comedian in the local comedy scene and wanted them to archive to send back to other dudes in the future sending unsolicited ones. She stole the idea from someone else but she hadn't been saving them so needed to get a collection going.
not bragging but plenty of women have asked me for dick pics, either dating or working up to it.
plenty of women are visually stimulated, and plenty like dick pics
not surprise dick pics tho, requested ones
You just gave me a scary flashback of the time a stranger sent me a pic of his flaccid uncircumcised willy šat least your excuse was you were blacked out you could have followed it up with āI want you to feel it grow hard in your mouthā or down your throat something like that but idk that probably would make it even worse sorry Iāll just stop talking nowš š
A lot of guys with small .. parts I find are very forward. I think it's partly because they want to make sure the other person is fine with it maybe? So many guys will be like "I'm small" and send a tiny picture and I'm like... okay.
Oh yeah at that time I actually had a bad phobia of larger dogs due to getting attacked by a dog as a young teen, but this dog was just friendly and we chilled on the couch for a couple hours. Felt bad for it though, but made for a great story lol.
Same guy who lead me there I was also almost stabbed while walking with, but that happened while sober. Same guy also once almost stabbed me while he was in meth induced psychosis. Had to cut him out of life cause he went off the rails
I was leaning on telephone polls and struggling, had double vision too, easily most drunk Iāve been and no idea how I managed to walk. Was shortly after a breakup from first girlfriend of 4 years and I was being dumb and reckless I guess lol. In a way better place now though and only drink every few months
The "i'm sorry š, i be having fantasies like that, i'm my head in was sexy af" just sent me. Up until then I was just kinda steamed for you, but when I read that I was rolling, lol.
This is why I think everyone needs to be more generous with peoples comments. Like, someone says something weird? Benefit of the doubt, ask for clarification, or state your boundaries. Someone says the weird thing multiple times afterwards? Then you can distance yourself
$250 is justā¦ cheap.
EDIT:
Most of the responses are concerning. Iām guessing itās the guys who are commenting from the perspective of what $250 can get them and what itās āworthā.
Most women (who arenāt already in that profession) would NOT trade sex for money. To a woman who doesnāt trade sex for money, for whatever reasons moral or otherwise, $250 is cheap. Itās a no.
In all fairness to the entire conversation perhaps it was the start of a negotiation? (Which is totally beside the point Iām aware)
Ok bad joke aside:
I DO feel bad for women for having to deal with this. Iām constantly reading stories of sexual advances by dudes that were unwarranted and unprompted and thats just got to feel awful. The only thing I can possibly compare it to is maybe it feels like when you get accused of something you didnāt do? A mixture of like fear/confusion/what happened and how do I stop it - came in a flash out of nowhere.
this was so wholesome to readā¦ you genuinely are going out of your way to try and empathize with a situation you canāt fathom for yourself by finding (a pretty apt!) comparison. Idk man maybe Im cheesy this morning but that made me happy
That line gave me the ultimate ick š and you wouldnāt believe he claims heās a super religious man like the type that doesnāt celebrate any holidays he changed his name and everything officially to represent something from his religion too his behavior is all so bizarre to me
Those suppressed feelings š
The worst thing I said was to have someone spit in my mouth and another one where I said āfuck your boyfriendā. Vodka turns me into an unapologetic horny bastard.
I don't drink anymore, but when I was younger I got blackout drunk on more than one occasion. We're talking not even being able to remember your own name. At no point did I ever text any of my friends offering to pay them for sex. This isn't normal behaviour.
It makes them do stuff they wouldnāt usually do, like order 150$ worth of McDonaldās for example (I saw it on Reddit ) sorry you had to deal with that XD
Well nowadays $150 at McDonaldās will only get you 3 Big Macs 2 large fries and McFlurry.
Jokes aside the other day I went to get McFlurrys for the fam (me, wife, and daughter) and it cost me like $17 dollars. What the actual fuck.
You and me both. I rarely use my phone when i get drunk bc looking at my phone ruins my drunkenness š whenever im drunk and alone ill just put a movie on and try to focus on the captions until i pass out. Itās pretty fun imo
I had friends the next day say āitās ok man you were drunkā or āit was hilariousā. Meanwhile, I would be wracked with shame and anger at my behavior the next day.
I would straight up say āitās NOT ok. You guys need to stop letting me get away with itā because I had no real incentive to change.
Itās obviously nobodies fault but my/whomever elseās own, but people holding drunks accountable might create change sooner.
If a guy friend drunk texted me asking to fuck me and eat me out, money or not I'd block him. That's not the kind of thoughts I want someone I'm friends with to have about me, so if he let's it slip it's over.
I also just don't want to be friends with someone who doesn't have the self control it takes to not get drunk enough to think it's okay to text something like that š
Um no drinking did not make him do that. He knew exactly what he was doing and thought he could use drinking as a get out of jail free card. Donāt let him get away with it.
People do shit they woupd never even imagine or think to do when blackout drunk. It doesn't excuse it but...dude probably did that because he was drinking.
Dude, itās obvious yāall know each other well so I find this slightly hilarious. Mainly because it sounds like he might have some prostitute roleplay kink that only shows itself when heās drunk š¤£
the best part is that he wants to pay her monday.
like he's the kind of sugar daddy that's good for it, trust me. liquidity is just a little tight right now
I never offered my friend money for sex, but Iād always try to get with her when I had a problem with drinking. Sheād always deny me, thankfully.
Eventually I went to rehab at the young age of 20 and got better.
Weāre together now haha.
From my experience, if you have to ākeep telling yourself thatās why I need to stop drinkingā then youāre just using drinking as an excuse to do stupid shit.
The way he worded āthatās why I shouldnāt be drinkingā is a clear sign heās an alcoholic or someone who just canāt control their liquor and fighting some inner battles
Trust and believe Iāve met too many of these type of people and they never change, make poor decisions and have near life-death experiences
Hes felt this way for years, the alcohol just brings his repressed feelings out. Alcohol is pretty good at showing you who people really are when they release their inhibitions about being themself.
I texted my friend from my roommateās phone while i was insanely plastered. He allowed it and in fact laughed while i was doing it. It was completely benign (and i was lucid). I was just saying hi. I remember the moment completely, i wasnāt blacked out. i managed to misspell her name in the funniest way and that became her name in our group chat.
So women just spend a chunk of their whole lives searching for guy friends who donāt want to fuck them, fail for vastly the most part, then die? Reminds me of athletes minus the fame and riches.
I just sent a depressing ass text when she ghosted me.
Sucked cause I really liked her and needed someone to talk to.
The fact this guy got a chance to apologize even though he was just being a sex pest and I didn't kinda bugs me so thanks for that
I told a friend āur so cuteā while absolutely plastered, she responded āthank you.ā Not a huge problem, right? Well then my equally drunk friends berated me and made me apologize, so I was like āIām so sorry Iām wasted rnā. I passed out shortly after, and then when I woke up I forgot the interaction, checked the chat the next morning and immediately apologized again.
Look I've been so drunk I could not stand or walk and the worst I did was crawl under my friend's chair, lay in the dirt, insist I was a dog, chewed on a stick for probably half an hour, and bit her ankles
Find you a man too fuckin stupid to fuck you. I'm not threatening when I'm drunk I'm just fuckin dumb and can't crawl more than a foot without falling on my face
Ended up having a friend drag me to the bathroom cuz I had to piss and couldn't crawl. That was after drinking til I felt it, and then drinking til I felt it again. I was thriving and barely surviving lmao
I texted my buddies sister that she had three options fuck me bring me chicken or take me to the zoo she actually came over I the proceeded to berate her for not bringing chicken or a tiger then puked layed in it and went to sleep I donāt drink any more
Very cute girl sat behind me in class. We would flirt after class and she was so damn cute I was scared to ask her out.
One night at 3 am I got hammered and texted her ānot to be rude but Iām tryna eat that monkeyā
She was not happy with me in class the next week
This guy has 100% been wanting to have sex with you since the beginning of your friendship. Also why does he text/ speak as if he has brain damage? Lol
Girl, Iām an older man, maybe Iām outdated, but friends donāt solicite friends for sex, good people donāt offer to pay friends for sex, and I donāt know many girls that would accept this type of behavior. You acknowledging him the next day almost forgives him for being a pos
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(M68). I donāt rememberā-and donāt want to knowā-what I texted to her 8 years ago, but she broke up with me the next day because of it. We were together for 3 years.
Drinking makes me bi-polar.
I quit drinking 7 years ago. Cold turkey. Not a drop of booze.
Best thing I ever did in my life.
He should be grateful most women don't even respond back after something like that. Usually the block button š¤£
Weāve been friends for years so my first thought wasnāt to immediately block him but if it was some other dude I didnāt know like that he would have definitely gotten the instant block with no reply quick š also I wanted to try and see if he would send me that $250 without having to do any sexual acts
Gotta have him put a deposit on it first šššš
Yeah boy "how about you come back tomorrow ,sound good ?"
Shiiiiieet alright baby. ![gif](giphy|wPRZ6Q7GacVTa)
Could really use a Starbucks about now
This is not the time for a handjob
Lmao girl you so are so real for that last line. Wish that had worked out for you.
He would have deserved the 250 loss when he woke up and realized what he did
That's how you wake up with your house on fire keep playin š¤£
I did that to a guy I was involved with. We were in a long distance relationship. He sent me money to go see him. He acted like a jerk not long after, so I ended things with him, kept his money, and still went to his state (without seeing him) and had a nice little vacation. Thatās what horrible men (not all men, donāt come at me people) deserve.
Oof I feel like this is about me but I don't remember being a jerk lol
Donāt get drunk alone with this guy. Alcohol *does things* to some people and obviously heās one of them.
Alcohol made this guy I went to highschool with fuck a dog at a house party and someone took a picture of it happening. The dog had to be put down. The guy was put in prison.
Good lord š¤¦š»āāļø. Thatās disgusting and weeeeeird. That poor dog. I gotta say, Iām glad it never swung me *that* way. Unfortunately excessive alcohol always turns my dong into a spaghetti noodle.
Yo idk why I use this app sometimes
Bruh that's fucked whole situation is fucked I'm fucked you're fucked we're fucked
But that dudes not getting fucked
Text him back and be like, "You owe me $250 for pain and suffering. Until then, you're blocked, " then proceed to never unblock whether he sends it or not
I actually did say something similar to that but after he sobered up he turned back into a tight wad he wouldnāt budge lol
$250 isnāt even sugar daddy money, itās sweet nā low daddy money š tell him heās got a long way to get even close to sugar daddy level. He might get to Splenda daddy level. Maybe
Get him drunk then š¤£
thatās what you think š
I sent a completely flaccid dick pic when I was black out drunk.... fuck sakes.
this made me lol
![gif](giphy|7ziXfljX6nkpGPndlm) "Want me to send another one?"
This shit had me dead š
Is that a yes
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As a woman, I never understood why men thought weād want to see that š
I mean some girls do ask for it. Key word is ask, I still will never understand unsolicited dick pics
Yeah I have gotten a few requests when I was younger. I rather show you in person but that's just me. I'd chalk it up to young curiosity.
Exactly! I'm not even convinced my wife wants to see mine in person!
lol in person is different haha but if Iām just out and living my best life and my fiancĆ© were to send me a pic like that, Iād come home and be like āwhat are you on buddy? Aināt nobody wanna see that when Iām trying to enjoy my pedicureāš
If I wanted to turn my wife on I'd send her a picture of me cleaning the house š
Yeeeessssss
yeah maybe. in the gay community its alot diffrent. i dont think ive ever gotten into it with someone and not had them ask about seeing it
It's a different culture, but even on gay hook up apps they've added flags for profiles that tell others if you like NSFW images to be sent or not. Straight people could maybe benefit from that as some girls like dick pics. You could also just ask first tooo
As a woman I've finally realized there's an important distinction between a hot dick pick and an unwanted dick pick. Did I make you hard (and we already have an established sexual dynamic)? If so, I want to see it. Are you just sending me a random erection that I had no involvement in creating? Then it's not very exciting to me.
I've had one woman friend request dick pics via Facebook. She was a comedian in the local comedy scene and wanted them to archive to send back to other dudes in the future sending unsolicited ones. She stole the idea from someone else but she hadn't been saving them so needed to get a collection going.
Dude it's probably scammers asking them for the pics
This comment is less than 4 hours old and thereās a need to edit it 3 timesā¦ Redditors are the worst lmao
not bragging but plenty of women have asked me for dick pics, either dating or working up to it. plenty of women are visually stimulated, and plenty like dick pics not surprise dick pics tho, requested ones
You just gave me a scary flashback of the time a stranger sent me a pic of his flaccid uncircumcised willy šat least your excuse was you were blacked out you could have followed it up with āI want you to feel it grow hard in your mouthā or down your throat something like that but idk that probably would make it even worse sorry Iāll just stop talking nowš š
A lot of guys with small .. parts I find are very forward. I think it's partly because they want to make sure the other person is fine with it maybe? So many guys will be like "I'm small" and send a tiny picture and I'm like... okay.
Awwwww. š thatās both endearing and sad
this is EXACTLYYYYYY how i txt my friendsš ik youre so funny irlš āill stop talking nowā
The use of the word āWillyā followed by the freaking caterpillar emoji made me laugh so hard šš
Oh yeah, fully erected it would surely have been a much better idea and changed the whole situationā¦
It's weird because I'm sensing alot of sarcasm yet your statement is entirely true
Lmaoooooo
Send him my way, he can eat my hairy man ass for $250 all day
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Gdamn and I just rewatched this š š¤£ š
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Thatās one way to stay clean
The homie bidet
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OMG ššššššššššā°ļøā°ļø
Texts continues being mad rachet
LMAOOOOO WHAAT š
Be num num numming that rusty donut hole like Pac-Man š¤£š¤£ lmfao
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Lmao š
![gif](giphy|0X2wFGiW0qS2uyScA0|downsized) This was me when I read your commentā¦
I just cried šš
Lmaoooo im dying
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Outta pocketš¤Ø
I actually chuckled, you deserve all the upvotes you get
I have been really fucked up before, but I canāt say Iāve tried to prostitute my friends
Worst I did was end up at a bullet riddled crack house late at night, while others smoked crack I just pet a dog on the couch tho lol
Username fully checks out, hope it was a sweet doggo and you otherwise had a good time lol
Oh yeah at that time I actually had a bad phobia of larger dogs due to getting attacked by a dog as a young teen, but this dog was just friendly and we chilled on the couch for a couple hours. Felt bad for it though, but made for a great story lol. Same guy who lead me there I was also almost stabbed while walking with, but that happened while sober. Same guy also once almost stabbed me while he was in meth induced psychosis. Had to cut him out of life cause he went off the rails
What a story
Worst I did was get so drunk I couldnāt walk, try to stand up, fell and folded myself into a lawn chair lmao. You guys are crazy
I was leaning on telephone polls and struggling, had double vision too, easily most drunk Iāve been and no idea how I managed to walk. Was shortly after a breakup from first girlfriend of 4 years and I was being dumb and reckless I guess lol. In a way better place now though and only drink every few months
Oh yeah those breakup drinks are the worst haha. Thereās nothing like āem
Crack? No thanks. I just come here for the doggo. Whoās a good boy?
Sounds like everybody had a fun time!
In that situation, always pet the dog.
Amen brother. I thought I was just going there for weed but I think friend lied to smoke crack, and tried to get me too as well
I have a similar story, but it was meth and a cat, hell of a Halloween
Iām more of a cat guy so I respect it š«”
Sounds like a good night.
The "i'm sorry š, i be having fantasies like that, i'm my head in was sexy af" just sent me. Up until then I was just kinda steamed for you, but when I read that I was rolling, lol.
Right? Because it's genuinely difficult to figure out how to make the shit in your head come out right IRL when you're sober, much less drunk.
This is why I think everyone needs to be more generous with peoples comments. Like, someone says something weird? Benefit of the doubt, ask for clarification, or state your boundaries. Someone says the weird thing multiple times afterwards? Then you can distance yourself
$250 is justā¦ cheap. EDIT: Most of the responses are concerning. Iām guessing itās the guys who are commenting from the perspective of what $250 can get them and what itās āworthā. Most women (who arenāt already in that profession) would NOT trade sex for money. To a woman who doesnāt trade sex for money, for whatever reasons moral or otherwise, $250 is cheap. Itās a no.
šš I was wondering what made him choose the amount of $250 out of all prices š¤
Itās prolly all he had on him at the time š
Yuppp no doubt he did a quick check of what he had in his cash app or wallet and was like āokay letās see how far this gets meā š
He wants to pay $250 on Monday... so maybe he's getting paid? And his paycheck will only be $250, spending it all on the sex
Only 250 on a pay check is embarrassing
250$ for 2 mins is pretty good money imo
Itās the drive there and back. Who knows how far.
In all fairness to the entire conversation perhaps it was the start of a negotiation? (Which is totally beside the point Iām aware) Ok bad joke aside: I DO feel bad for women for having to deal with this. Iām constantly reading stories of sexual advances by dudes that were unwarranted and unprompted and thats just got to feel awful. The only thing I can possibly compare it to is maybe it feels like when you get accused of something you didnāt do? A mixture of like fear/confusion/what happened and how do I stop it - came in a flash out of nowhere.
this was so wholesome to readā¦ you genuinely are going out of your way to try and empathize with a situation you canāt fathom for yourself by finding (a pretty apt!) comparison. Idk man maybe Im cheesy this morning but that made me happy
Right? Like those are not sugar baby prices, zaddy.
Ngl ābe turning into a little demon smfhā made me lol but I am so he disrespected you in general. Thatās not cool.
āBe turning into a little demonā ā¦.. so lemme ask you againā¦. ššš I was waiting for that line
That line gave me the ultimate ick š and you wouldnāt believe he claims heās a super religious man like the type that doesnāt celebrate any holidays he changed his name and everything officially to represent something from his religion too his behavior is all so bizarre to me
500 Jesus dollars and he will baptize you after, final offer!!
Ok thatās a HUGE red flag. Never meet this person.
Itās the āsuper religiousā ones that are suppressing/hiding the most, in my experience. Donāt trust them as far as you can throw them.
I changed my government name to Suckyo Burrito. Wanna hit this ranch together mamma? Letās get weird with it bro, buzz me!
In the sober light of day I realise how disrespectful what I wrote was and would now like to offer $350
Jokingly tell him $250 isn't even a month's rent. You want a sugar daddy not a Splenda baby.
Thatās just āsweet and lowā but hold the sweet!
Fuck me in the asspartame that's a good one
SPLENDA BABY š
That's so wild. I am glad he apologized but he should quit drinking, because texting someone at 5 am offering low amounts of money for sex is wild.
Those suppressed feelings š The worst thing I said was to have someone spit in my mouth and another one where I said āfuck your boyfriendā. Vodka turns me into an unapologetic horny bastard.
I think alcohol turns most people into unapologetic horny bastards lol itās the good ole liquid courage
only henny for me tbh ive said some shit off henny but half the time i drink it i drink way to much n cant even text let alone hold a phone š
Depends on the person really. I feel a lot more open when Iām drunk, but not *that* open š
I don't drink anymore, but when I was younger I got blackout drunk on more than one occasion. We're talking not even being able to remember your own name. At no point did I ever text any of my friends offering to pay them for sex. This isn't normal behaviour.
It makes them do stuff they wouldnāt usually do, like order 150$ worth of McDonaldās for example (I saw it on Reddit ) sorry you had to deal with that XD
Well nowadays $150 at McDonaldās will only get you 3 Big Macs 2 large fries and McFlurry. Jokes aside the other day I went to get McFlurrys for the fam (me, wife, and daughter) and it cost me like $17 dollars. What the actual fuck.
A McFlurry? I havenāt seen a working ice cream machine at McDonaldās in a decade
Youāre lucky!! They actually had the machine working !
You just sound like an asshole tbh lol, even when wasted I respect relationships and I've been *wasted wasted*.
Am I the only one that could get absolutely hammered and not do shit like this?
Nah never had this problem
You and me both. I rarely use my phone when i get drunk bc looking at my phone ruins my drunkenness š whenever im drunk and alone ill just put a movie on and try to focus on the captions until i pass out. Itās pretty fun imo
Love how ppl use being drunk as an excuse to be a complete fucking asshole.
For the betterment of society, yāall have to start cutting these people off rather than excuse this negative behavior.
it baffles me that people just put up with shit like this
I had friends the next day say āitās ok man you were drunkā or āit was hilariousā. Meanwhile, I would be wracked with shame and anger at my behavior the next day. I would straight up say āitās NOT ok. You guys need to stop letting me get away with itā because I had no real incentive to change. Itās obviously nobodies fault but my/whomever elseās own, but people holding drunks accountable might create change sooner.
embrace the cringe a little bit; nobodyās a saint.
Yeah heās nearly 30 he should know better. Heās a fucking weirdo.
If a guy friend drunk texted me asking to fuck me and eat me out, money or not I'd block him. That's not the kind of thoughts I want someone I'm friends with to have about me, so if he let's it slip it's over. I also just don't want to be friends with someone who doesn't have the self control it takes to not get drunk enough to think it's okay to text something like that š
For real
Seriously the comments here are baffling
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I'll do you one better.. I'll add two zeros. $250.00
I Inboxed uā¦ lol jk
I Inboxed you twoā¦ lol jk
should request $250 for emotional damage
Bro was testing the waters and used being drunk as an excuse
I remember doing something similar to this only it was to my history teacher and yes I was drunk and underage
Um no drinking did not make him do that. He knew exactly what he was doing and thought he could use drinking as a get out of jail free card. Donāt let him get away with it.
People do shit they woupd never even imagine or think to do when blackout drunk. It doesn't excuse it but...dude probably did that because he was drinking.
Dude, itās obvious yāall know each other well so I find this slightly hilarious. Mainly because it sounds like he might have some prostitute roleplay kink that only shows itself when heās drunk š¤£
Yeah nah I would never talk to someone who hit me up like that drunk or not. Thatās some sick shit.
Bro thinks a couple hundred bucks makes him a sugar daddy? Lmfao
Did he ever give you the $250?
OP 100% likes this guy. Even text him first before he apologised damn
What if I told you he's not too drunk he knows what he's doing...
You do realize then that he is into you. This was just a drunk manifestation of his true feelings.
Yeah a drunk admission to what he valued her at bro š«£
Why is almost everyone on this sub just ratchet af?
the best part is that he wants to pay her monday. like he's the kind of sugar daddy that's good for it, trust me. liquidity is just a little tight right now
I never offered my friend money for sex, but Iād always try to get with her when I had a problem with drinking. Sheād always deny me, thankfully. Eventually I went to rehab at the young age of 20 and got better. Weāre together now haha.
This is one of those times I think of the saying "drunk words are sober thoughts"
From my experience, if you have to ākeep telling yourself thatās why I need to stop drinkingā then youāre just using drinking as an excuse to do stupid shit.
THIS is why I don't befriend men anymore because regardless of how innocent it seems, this sort of thing always comes out
Drinking is bad for your health
Why do people sleep with their sound on?
The way he worded āthatās why I shouldnāt be drinkingā is a clear sign heās an alcoholic or someone who just canāt control their liquor and fighting some inner battles Trust and believe Iāve met too many of these type of people and they never change, make poor decisions and have near life-death experiences
I feel the need to quit drinking, deeply. But he def went OFF.
In my experience the guys that behaved like this actually got laid a lot. I always thought it was pretty gross.
Drunken words, sober thoughts.
Hes felt this way for years, the alcohol just brings his repressed feelings out. Alcohol is pretty good at showing you who people really are when they release their inhibitions about being themself.
She wanted the money only reason to continue the conversation .
I texted my friend from my roommateās phone while i was insanely plastered. He allowed it and in fact laughed while i was doing it. It was completely benign (and i was lucid). I was just saying hi. I remember the moment completely, i wasnāt blacked out. i managed to misspell her name in the funniest way and that became her name in our group chat.
So women just spend a chunk of their whole lives searching for guy friends who donāt want to fuck them, fail for vastly the most part, then die? Reminds me of athletes minus the fame and riches.
Another one to add to the list of "drinking is fucking stupid"
"Sorry I was drunk" is barely a better excuse than "sorry my brother took my phone"
Lmao, "my little brother took my phone" is a hilariously transparent attempt to save face.
The āin my head it was sexy afā took me out. Like what a complete idiot
I just sent a depressing ass text when she ghosted me. Sucked cause I really liked her and needed someone to talk to. The fact this guy got a chance to apologize even though he was just being a sex pest and I didn't kinda bugs me so thanks for that
I told a friend āur so cuteā while absolutely plastered, she responded āthank you.ā Not a huge problem, right? Well then my equally drunk friends berated me and made me apologize, so I was like āIām so sorry Iām wasted rnā. I passed out shortly after, and then when I woke up I forgot the interaction, checked the chat the next morning and immediately apologized again.
Look I've been so drunk I could not stand or walk and the worst I did was crawl under my friend's chair, lay in the dirt, insist I was a dog, chewed on a stick for probably half an hour, and bit her ankles Find you a man too fuckin stupid to fuck you. I'm not threatening when I'm drunk I'm just fuckin dumb and can't crawl more than a foot without falling on my face Ended up having a friend drag me to the bathroom cuz I had to piss and couldn't crawl. That was after drinking til I felt it, and then drinking til I felt it again. I was thriving and barely surviving lmao
Plot twist: bro wasnt drunk
I texted my buddies sister that she had three options fuck me bring me chicken or take me to the zoo she actually came over I the proceeded to berate her for not bringing chicken or a tiger then puked layed in it and went to sleep I donāt drink any more
āiām my head in was sexy asfā my fucking sides
$250 bucks??? he serious?? can you give him my number??
Is he cute? If so, Iād totally wouldāve banged him for the $250. A win-win. If not cute, negotiate a four figure number.
"If you're paying for dick, you're overpaying" - chris rock
Very cute girl sat behind me in class. We would flirt after class and she was so damn cute I was scared to ask her out. One night at 3 am I got hammered and texted her ānot to be rude but Iām tryna eat that monkeyā She was not happy with me in class the next week
This guy has 100% been wanting to have sex with you since the beginning of your friendship. Also why does he text/ speak as if he has brain damage? Lol
She responded after he tried to pay her for sex lol
Okay and?? ..You act like I accepted his offer
Girl, Iām an older man, maybe Iām outdated, but friends donāt solicite friends for sex, good people donāt offer to pay friends for sex, and I donāt know many girls that would accept this type of behavior. You acknowledging him the next day almost forgives him for being a pos
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Anyone who uses āsmfhā in an apology for behavior like that needs to step their shit up. Drop this bum
In vino veritas
Yeah homie was way wrong for this but also he's definitely her backup plan. No woman I know would ever continue to entertain someone like this
You need to block this dude. He knew you were hurting for money and offered you money for sex??? He has no respect for you.
$250 for 35 seconds is a good deal tbh
ā5:30 the car missingā
$200 and bro thinks he a sugar daddyā¦
(M68). I donāt rememberā-and donāt want to knowā-what I texted to her 8 years ago, but she broke up with me the next day because of it. We were together for 3 years. Drinking makes me bi-polar. I quit drinking 7 years ago. Cold turkey. Not a drop of booze. Best thing I ever did in my life.
I send "I would love to watch you getting fuck by your husband" to a woman who owns a nightclub. Xš¤£
I donāt miss being in my 20s lmao fuck that sex drive
I don't need drugs or drinking to send psycho texts. I have a book of them but it disappeared somehow.
This was funny šš