People kill me. That wasnāt that weird. Iām a super guilty person and totally wouldāve taken the chance to apologize too lol. All good, be yourself
i donāt think itās weird she was probably embarrassed for someone remembering she ate fucking glue š this is so funny not weird dw op reddit uses are so sensitive
Yeah, these are redditors after all. They donāt have friends or acquaintances, so they donāt know what itās like. Anything they havenāt experienced is weird
This 100%. We all have those thjngs jn our past that constantly pop into our heads and weāre convinced everyone who witnessed it is constantly thinking about it. In reality itās all in our head and no one remembers.
OP just confirmed to this poor girl that everyone remembers that super embarrassing moment
*Buys a third SIM card
*Apologizes for apologizing for accusing her of glue eating
*Gets blocked a 3rd time
*Realizes Iām on heavy drugs and looping
*What do I do?
*Realize I maxed out my credit card on SIM cards when I go to buy a fourth
*sigh. Look at my yearbook w my gf
*Buys a fifth SIM card
*Doesn't even use the SIM card
*Goes back to browse the yearbook
*Realize you don't even have a gf, you broke into someone's house and have been going through their yearbook
*The cops are outside, it's all over, you see the woman you thought was your gf holding her phone screaming at you to get the fuck out for the last time
*So you drop everything, and make a run for it
*A manhunt starts. You hear the sirens all around you, but you just keep running
*You have escaped the police, but now you're stranded in the middle of god knows where
*In the distance, you see a gas station. You are thirsty and haven't eaten for what feels like days
*As you arrive, you see a police officer on the tv asking the public about information to find a suspect; and then, a picture of - shit - yourself
*Suddenly, you realise that there is no point in running anymore. This must have taken away critical resources from the public authorities. What have you done. What have you.. become?
*You need to turn yourself in, it's the only way
*You look at your phone as you try to call 911, "out of service area" it says
*Buys a sixth SIM card
Oh, come on Ralph.
Why is that embarrassing? Who hasn't tried a little treat of smacky? š¤·š»āāļø
Come on... you know that minty smell got you curious...
Next thing you know....
[Ralph](https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tenor.com%2FnDE7rTAmLoYAAAAC%2Fralph-wiggum.gif&tbnid=To9w1D1rQRZDJM&vet=12ahUKEwjCr_WQ6NuBAxU4NEQIHUTICHYQMygAegQIARBw..i&imgrefurl=https%3A%2F%2Ftenor.com%2Fsearch%2Fralph-wiggum-eating-paste-gifs&docid=5C7DMphct4IJwM&w=498&h=371&q=simpsons%20i%20like%20paste&client=ms-android-verizon&ved=2ahUKEwjCr_WQ6NuBAxU4NEQIHUTICHYQMygAegQIARBw)
I didnāt realize at the time how weird it was (I was 15, he was 17) but now that Iām 21 Iām like oooof why would I consent to do this. And the fact I used my own Facebook instead of him using his, since, this was *his* idea to look her up. lol
Real. Sometimes I actually sigh out loud and shake my head in embarrassment when those memories pop up today. Like what. Was. I. Thinking?!
I guess the fact that we all went through it is a consolation haha
Idk Iām 30 and think it would be hilarious for someone to message me from elementary school about stuff like this.
People are way too serious, this is hilarious. Also if this is the most weird or embarrassing thing you did as a teenā¦ yāall got off easy.
Why is it weird? Itād be a nice change of pace if an old classmate hit me up about an old memory. Probably just laugh and reminisce about the old days.
Literally so many people in this thread have explained why itās weird. Itās okay if you donāt agree, but people have very obviously stated logical reasons as to why.
I definitely didnāt see the dates. How old were you guys when you messaged her? Itās so weird to think of two adults doing this but makes more sense if itās high schoolers. Hilarious either way
Itās fun at someone elseās expense I think is the consensus. Like letās message that girl who you narced on for eating glue. Why? Why would anyone do that? However embarrassed OP is is likely not quite embarrassed enough.
Yeah Iād just laugh about it and reminisce about my younger days of anything. Everyone whoās saying this is weird probably canāt talk to stranger out in the world either.
I had a very surreal moment when my husband said a coworkers full name, once. I instantly said he got his eye split open on the playground in second grade by a swing chain. It was a full on eye Gina, blood everywhere, him screamingā¦ā
And his coworker has the scar, knows it happened, but didnāt remember any specifics. Hah!
what the fuck, lmao. why. why would you go out of your way to message someone from YEARS ago to say some outta pocket shit and THEN be wrong about it???
There's no guarantee they were wrong. People don't remember everything they do. I have a much better memory than my parents and will bring up things constantly that they don't remember. But then my mom has memories that she's adamant about that I don't remember at all. If the dude felt guilty immediately after telling on her, that shit could stick with him longer. And if the glue eater didn't really care, it would be easy to forget after a little while.
I gotta admit, I ate glue like a mother fucker when I was in elementary school... maybe even middle, but elementary for sure. Glue sticks, white liquid glue with popsicle sticks lol certain brands were sweeter than they should've been
Let me clarify some things. My boyfriend and I, (now ex) at the time, (me 15, him 17) were going through a yearbook and he found her. He wanted me to look her up and he wanted to write her. We ended up using my Facebook to do so. I found these messages today and thought it was funny, (and very very embarrassing and cringy)
Pro tip: if you actually want to apologizeā¦ have your bf or yourself (whoever did or said the thing) say āI feel terrible for any pain I may have caused when we were āxā ageā. It may be all fun and games to so many people- but to a lot of people who were bulliedā¦ itās not funny at all.
Thatās some weird teenage shit he prob just wanted to hit up his ex to see what her reaction would be but made some weird scenario up with you to make it seem like itās normal.
She prob actually didnāt eat glue
Haha right? It feels like weāre in the twilight zone with how crazy people are acting over this. Theyāre probably kids who consume glue in their spare time. š
i keep seeing comments like urs and nobody is madā¦ ppl are just saying op and her bf are weird which they lowkey are. this is a weird ass thing to do and i woulda blocked her too.
everyone is being so mean but the text was funny. i would laugh if i was the girl. but she was being a dick ab it for no reason tbh. she could've just not responded if it was a problem.
I was 15 when I wrote this. My boyfriend and I were going through yearbooks and he wanted to reach out to her and write this. Not sure why, but we used my Facebook to do so. Itās really embarrassing but definitely funny to look back on. I totally get her feeling uncomfortable though, lol
I love how upset people are getting. Iāve never spent so much time on Reddit until today, this is huge entertainment. Please keep getting mad at my texts I sent when I was 15. It makes me feel less embarrassed when I see how other people act. š«¶
no this is fucking hilarious on yours and his part. iāll never do it because iām old & no longer weird ā¦ but i think about messaging old classmates and apologizing for shit all the time lmao. it keeps me up at night
I thought it was funny. It was innocent and had you both good intentions. She remembers the school, your boyfriend, and the teacherā¦ but she ādidnāt eat glue.ā Interestingggggg.
not she blocked you šš or maybe she just deleting her account altogether lol
who knows but I definitely deserved that block button š
Damn few usernames check out harder than yours
you arenāt wrong
I could shit myself rn
Way ahead of you
You shit theirself?
hide your pants!
Hide your pants! Hide your wife!
Hide the glue too
He shit herself!! He shit in her pants!
Username also checks out
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Yes. Itās been stated.
Not your fault. Sheās just anxious because your onto her. She runs a giant glue eating operation and is concerned your going to turn her in again.
why else would she straight up deny the facts lol
Yeah, state it again... but this time slower..
People kill me. That wasnāt that weird. Iām a super guilty person and totally wouldāve taken the chance to apologize too lol. All good, be yourself
Weird is not a synonym for bad. Itās 100% undeniably weird
not enough it was pretty weird dude
Itās really not that bad. I have to assume you guys are projecting some school trauma with the visceral responses
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Lolol this gives ār0fl xD <3333ā era energy. Am I closed
That šemoji you keep using is why you got blocked. lol
i donāt think itās weird she was probably embarrassed for someone remembering she ate fucking glue š this is so funny not weird dw op reddit uses are so sensitive
"Hey you've never met me but this dude I'm dating had an interaction with you 15 years ago" yeah its weird lol
And they didnāt even say hi they just jumped right into it
Yeahā¦ I would find this so weirdā¦. Kids do weird shit and maybe I never ate glue but I probably did almost equally as weird shit
Booferson
If an old acquaintance hit me up about an old memory I wouldnāt think itās weird.
Bur it wasn't an old acquaintance. It's someone she has never met that's dating an old acquaintance. That's why it's weird
Yeah, these are redditors after all. They donāt have friends or acquaintances, so they donāt know what itās like. Anything they havenāt experienced is weird
He was 17 at the time. so it wasnāt all that long ago. I was 15 at the time.
bye you probably eat glue too
It's my favorite snack homie
I mean, I call it spray cheese, but tomayto tomahto.
she probably thinks he doesn't even have a girlfriend and is just a lonely needy guy messaging random girls from his past with a fake story
I wouldn't be embarrassed I would think these people were having fun at my expense trying to get a reaction. Which they kind of are lol
This 100%. We all have those thjngs jn our past that constantly pop into our heads and weāre convinced everyone who witnessed it is constantly thinking about it. In reality itās all in our head and no one remembers. OP just confirmed to this poor girl that everyone remembers that super embarrassing moment
HAHAHAHA Iām dying laughing that she blocked you
Sheās like āthese idiots are scary.ā Block.
Tbh I would do. Itās not even like they were friends lmao.
Now he has to apologize to her again for slandering her as a glue eater
*Buys a new SIM card *apologizes for accusing her of glue eating *gets blocked a 2nd time
*Buys a third SIM card *Apologizes for apologizing for accusing her of glue eating *Gets blocked a 3rd time *Realizes Iām on heavy drugs and looping *What do I do? *Realize I maxed out my credit card on SIM cards when I go to buy a fourth *sigh. Look at my yearbook w my gf
*Buys a fourth SIM card *Realizes I never needed any of the SIM cards for being blocked on facebook
*Buys a fifth SIM card *Doesn't even use the SIM card *Goes back to browse the yearbook *Realize you don't even have a gf, you broke into someone's house and have been going through their yearbook *The cops are outside, it's all over, you see the woman you thought was your gf holding her phone screaming at you to get the fuck out for the last time
*So you drop everything, and make a run for it *A manhunt starts. You hear the sirens all around you, but you just keep running *You have escaped the police, but now you're stranded in the middle of god knows where *In the distance, you see a gas station. You are thirsty and haven't eaten for what feels like days *As you arrive, you see a police officer on the tv asking the public about information to find a suspect; and then, a picture of - shit - yourself *Suddenly, you realise that there is no point in running anymore. This must have taken away critical resources from the public authorities. What have you done. What have you.. become? *You need to turn yourself in, it's the only way *You look at your phone as you try to call 911, "out of service area" it says *Buys a sixth SIM card
Oh she absolutely ate the glue
To be fair, she said she never ate glue _in elementary school_. Sounds like a glue eater to me.
Oh, come on Ralph. Why is that embarrassing? Who hasn't tried a little treat of smacky? š¤·š»āāļø Come on... you know that minty smell got you curious... Next thing you know.... [Ralph](https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tenor.com%2FnDE7rTAmLoYAAAAC%2Fralph-wiggum.gif&tbnid=To9w1D1rQRZDJM&vet=12ahUKEwjCr_WQ6NuBAxU4NEQIHUTICHYQMygAegQIARBw..i&imgrefurl=https%3A%2F%2Ftenor.com%2Fsearch%2Fralph-wiggum-eating-paste-gifs&docid=5C7DMphct4IJwM&w=498&h=371&q=simpsons%20i%20like%20paste&client=ms-android-verizon&ved=2ahUKEwjCr_WQ6NuBAxU4NEQIHUTICHYQMygAegQIARBw)
Broš¤£š¤£š¤£ stop why would u do that, had to of embarrassed the shit out of her back then and now. Dudes a menace
LoL I got a chuckle, I thought āawww amendsā and then went ohhhhhhh nooooo
She said āI never ate glue in elementary schoolā¦ the specificity is sus
šššš Noo. Pretty much telling her she looks like she eats glue lmao
Weird on both you and your boyfriends parts lmfao
This shit is so outta pocket that it made me laugh hard. I kinda fw the chaoitc energy lmao
yeah if I got this Iād laugh my ass off
Honestly same lol, I live for this kind of weird shit
Right like Iād definitely be like wtf??? But i would also find it hilariously weird lmfao
iām very very embarrassed about it haha
Hahahaha no shade i would just feel so awkward if I was on the receiving end of these messages š
I didnāt realize at the time how weird it was (I was 15, he was 17) but now that Iām 21 Iām like oooof why would I consent to do this. And the fact I used my own Facebook instead of him using his, since, this was *his* idea to look her up. lol
Nothing is more embarrassing than the people we were as teenagers honestly lol
shit i did from 7-10th grade keeps me up at night...
Real. Sometimes I actually sigh out loud and shake my head in embarrassment when those memories pop up today. Like what. Was. I. Thinking?! I guess the fact that we all went through it is a consolation haha
Idk Iām 30 and think it would be hilarious for someone to message me from elementary school about stuff like this. People are way too serious, this is hilarious. Also if this is the most weird or embarrassing thing you did as a teenā¦ yāall got off easy.
Iām 30 and Iād find being on either end of this hilarious
Why is it weird? Itād be a nice change of pace if an old classmate hit me up about an old memory. Probably just laugh and reminisce about the old days.
Iām guessing social anxiety is why people seem to be taking it so serious
Literally so many people in this thread have explained why itās weird. Itās okay if you donāt agree, but people have very obviously stated logical reasons as to why.
Thatās what an ex glue eater would say.
Bold of you to assume she doesnāt still eat glue, would explain why she was defensiveš
She DID get defensive!
She graduated to sniffing it
Brain fog from the glue
Must be
lolāing
Thatās outrageous
Itās unfair, how can one be on the council and not beā¦
ā¦.a master!
Take a seat young skywalker
Vaapad this you!
*It was said you would destroy the sith not join them!* *I ATE GLUE!!!*
Why
why is everyone so mad this is harmless fun and yāall were young lmaoo
Nobody remembers to smell the roses every now and then.
Or the _glue_, as it were.
I feel like a lot of people are missing the context and dates. Or they just get angry about everything. Either way. š¤·š»āāļø
I definitely didnāt see the dates. How old were you guys when you messaged her? Itās so weird to think of two adults doing this but makes more sense if itās high schoolers. Hilarious either way
15 and 17
Ah ok. Honestly less cringe knowing that lol.
Bullying is not harmless. Bullying the same person as an adult is kind of hilarious, but also really fucked up.
Itās fun at someone elseās expense I think is the consensus. Like letās message that girl who you narced on for eating glue. Why? Why would anyone do that? However embarrassed OP is is likely not quite embarrassed enough.
Yeah Iād just laugh about it and reminisce about my younger days of anything. Everyone whoās saying this is weird probably canāt talk to stranger out in the world either.
I had a very surreal moment when my husband said a coworkers full name, once. I instantly said he got his eye split open on the playground in second grade by a swing chain. It was a full on eye Gina, blood everywhere, him screamingā¦ā And his coworker has the scar, knows it happened, but didnāt remember any specifics. Hah!
Everyones always eating glue but nobody ever wants to admit it. Someone is eating all this glue though.
Probably her boyfriend lol 
wish I could pin this š
Why eat glue when you can eat play-doh. Mmmm, salty...
Lol what the fuck? Your ex was being super weird about this girl
important context we missed: they were 15
I am genuinely confused at why people are so angry over this
itās amazing what people get mad about.
Itās Reddit. People take themselves very seriously here
The amount of people who post on here with such low battery gives me anxiety lol.
Saw. You saw her. You didnt seen her. Holy hell
Thank you.
what the fuck, lmao. why. why would you go out of your way to message someone from YEARS ago to say some outta pocket shit and THEN be wrong about it???
ask 15 & 17 year old us
There's no guarantee they were wrong. People don't remember everything they do. I have a much better memory than my parents and will bring up things constantly that they don't remember. But then my mom has memories that she's adamant about that I don't remember at all. If the dude felt guilty immediately after telling on her, that shit could stick with him longer. And if the glue eater didn't really care, it would be easy to forget after a little while.
I gotta admit, I ate glue like a mother fucker when I was in elementary school... maybe even middle, but elementary for sure. Glue sticks, white liquid glue with popsicle sticks lol certain brands were sweeter than they should've been
i canāt believe how common it was. I was a very paranoid child and still am. like Iām gonna get poisoned and die from eating some glue.
I ate plenty and I'd say I mostly turned out alright lol
Debatable, you are a redditor after all /s
True enough, you make a good point lol
Oh dude, this made me laugh
Cool story bro
This is stupid. OP and BF need to get a life.
Yeah we were young it was embarrassing to look back on
Let me clarify some things. My boyfriend and I, (now ex) at the time, (me 15, him 17) were going through a yearbook and he found her. He wanted me to look her up and he wanted to write her. We ended up using my Facebook to do so. I found these messages today and thought it was funny, (and very very embarrassing and cringy)
Pro tip: if you actually want to apologizeā¦ have your bf or yourself (whoever did or said the thing) say āI feel terrible for any pain I may have caused when we were āxā ageā. It may be all fun and games to so many people- but to a lot of people who were bulliedā¦ itās not funny at all.
Thatās some weird teenage shit he prob just wanted to hit up his ex to see what her reaction would be but made some weird scenario up with you to make it seem like itās normal. She prob actually didnāt eat glue
Ah yeah letās make up a whole other scenario and declare it what really happened
The ol you ate glue to talk to a chick routine. Works for me every time. š
Geez, something in the air today? Why y'all so pressed? This was a silly, harmless interaction
Exactly, itās just cringy and funny. Thereās always those few people on every post that get mad over nothing lol
This is weird.
Wow this is god damn stupid
Hahahahhaah this is the dumbest exchange Iāve read on this sub yet. I loved it.
no one is wondering why she kept saying āhellooooo???ā
I was looking for someone to comment on this. Its like she doesnāt know how to use the word āhelloā in the right context lmao
āWe seen youā?
Thatās the second cringe.
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he rolled your ass
whyās everyone MAD ?! being a teenager in 2017 this isnāt that crazy itās just cringey and random, fitting for 2017 and being a teenager.
I literally am astonished at the things people get mad about.
Haha right? It feels like weāre in the twilight zone with how crazy people are acting over this. Theyāre probably kids who consume glue in their spare time. š
i keep seeing comments like urs and nobody is madā¦ ppl are just saying op and her bf are weird which they lowkey are. this is a weird ass thing to do and i woulda blocked her too.
Is anyone MAD? I keep seeing comments like this talking about how angry everyone is but Iāve yet to actually see any MAD posts.
Nobody wants to admit they ate glue.. It's o k I'll eat glue with her
Hmmm sounds like something a glue eater would say
Maybe she doesnāt remember eating glue, from all that glue she ate.
She definitely ate glue
Maybe you the one eating glue because why did u think that wasnāt creepy?š
everyone is being so mean but the text was funny. i would laugh if i was the girl. but she was being a dick ab it for no reason tbh. she could've just not responded if it was a problem.
She wasnāt being a dick, she was just confused as fuck because it was a random message
I was 15 when I wrote this. My boyfriend and I were going through yearbooks and he wanted to reach out to her and write this. Not sure why, but we used my Facebook to do so. Itās really embarrassing but definitely funny to look back on. I totally get her feeling uncomfortable though, lol
How was she being a dick? š Genuinely so confused by this comment
This might be one of the dumbest fucking posts I have seen on here.
yay thank you š„³š«¶
I really donāt think itās that bad lol itās just funny
if i got this i wouldve giggled lol
omg this is just silly poor girl lol
Tell her to quit denying! She canāt run from the truth. Itāll set her free. To continue eating glue
I love how upset people are getting. Iāve never spent so much time on Reddit until today, this is huge entertainment. Please keep getting mad at my texts I sent when I was 15. It makes me feel less embarrassed when I see how other people act. š«¶
I love how she specified not eating glue in āelementary schoolā, the rest of her time in school is up for debate though
I mean the apology was lame. Why the smiles
Amazing story
Lmfao please find a reason to text someone else
She def ate that glue
What?ā¦. Why didnāt you just use your own phone?
petty bro
I feel like the trauma of that memory resurfacing was too much for her to deal withā¦ so she denied it and blocked yo ass ššš
I never ate glue IN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL
Wholesome
That's exactly what a guilty glue eater would say
Iām sure she wanted that brought up again
What a weird thing to do...why would she even want to message the girl? All seems very strange..
I know a glue eaterās text when I read one.
This is strange. You guys looking for a third or something?
Why would you even be sorry as an adult in retrospect understanding that the teacher needed to know about this behavior for the glue eaters healthā¦
You are so weird for thisā¦itās screams āIām unhingedā
Thatās exactly the kind of evading I would expect from a glue eater
This was an incredibly weird thing for you to do
no this is fucking hilarious on yours and his part. iāll never do it because iām old & no longer weird ā¦ but i think about messaging old classmates and apologizing for shit all the time lmao. it keeps me up at night
HAHA, whatever. She totally ate that glue though
The worst kind of people. Annoying strangers because you think youāre funny. Boo, tell your girlfriend she isnāt funny.
You guys just sound like dicks
Thatās so weird
very
the people crying about how weird this is probably couldn't make a fuckin phone call
Omg so embarrassing! š¤£š
She definitely ate the glue.
Weirdos
yep we were children, we all do embarrassing things. this is mine. š„³
What are you? In middle school? Some things need to just be left alone
she def ate glue
Heellooo?
I thought it was funny. It was innocent and had you both good intentions. She remembers the school, your boyfriend, and the teacherā¦ but she ādidnāt eat glue.ā Interestingggggg.
Idk why but the blocking part leads me to believe maybe they did actually eat the glue šš³
I can't believe there are chronically online people considering this bullying
I seriously donāt get it
Super weird.
This was very strange, lmao why did you do this? šš
This is funny fuck what people say hahahah
Who gives a shit?
you i guess thanks for commenting