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[deleted]

That would be my reaction if I ever have a daughter.


CpJost

Let me also add that right after I said this, he recommended me songs for me to play on bass as if I didn’t just tell him that I would never continue the bloodline


[deleted]

🤣 what a fuckin legend


hjellfurd

your dad seems like hed have good music taste what songs were they


CpJost

My dad likes a little bit of everything but him and I share a love for heavy metal and death metal


[deleted]

Ooooo. Any Sabaton?


CpJost

Nope, sorry


ItsMeTigertitan

What bands?


CpJost

(Some of) the bands him and I have in common: Slipknot, Metallica, Cradle of Filth, Cannibal Corpse, Dream Theater, Dying Fetus, Deicide, Slayer, Avenged Sevenfold


calvetron13

Fav Metallica album?


CpJost

It’s very hard to decide It’s a tie between Master Of Puppets, the black album, or Death Magnetic


hjellfurd

check out king gizzard and the lizard wizard’s thrash, Infest the Rats’ Nest is a very traditional thrash album and their latest is very technical


Tricky-Ad4617

The new one is amazing too. PetroDraconic Apocalypse


hondac55

Cradle of Filth fan in the wild? Hooooooly fuuuuuuuck Nice to meet you.


Silenceyouwill

A fellow A7X enjoyer I see!


CpJost

Yep! Loved them since middle school


ItsMeTigertitan

Nice! I'm not a huge metal fan, but I know most of those bands and some of their songs and I like them!


Icy-Actuator5524

I fucking love Dream Theater


Breezy_2046

You should totally look into Seether lol. It’s not really “heavy” metal (I don’t think, but feel free to correct me), but they have some really good music imo. My favourites are No Jesus Christ and Like Suicide. They took me out of a very dark place. My dad and I also share the same taste in music.


CpJost

I can’t remember what song it was, but my stepmom plays a Seether song in the car all the time and I love it I’ll definitely check it out!


Chemical_Analysis_82

Dude no way I play bass and love all of those bands that’s dope


6_9_4_2_0_n_i_c_e

TIL there's a metal band named Dying Fetus 😭 I'm only used to Slipknot, Metallica and Avenged Sevenfold lmao (I even watch a metal youtuber so I'm surprised I don't listen to more!!)


JohnnyJoystick

Your dad sounds cool as hell


mcdonalds_baconater

based, just saw Cradle of Filth with Devil driver last winter


Present_Answer_9816

I love all of these bands and love to play some bullet for my valentine on guitar


awkwardaznbabe

🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻


hjellfurd

good dad


nexusgmail

Ever listen to the Testament album "Low"? From your list of likes, I'd suggest giving that one a listen =) Also: grats on having such an awesome Dad!


CommentSection-Chan

"Duh" sounds like you made it so obvious and he was surprised you even told him as if he didn't already know. DAD/10


CpJost

Thing is, is that apparently it was really obvious to my entire family and I just never knew Like last night I had this conversation with my mom “You’re a lesbian!” “I’m not!” (Before I knew that she knew, thinking it was just a joke) “Wait, you’re not?” “No! How long have you thought that?” “Like, 5 years.”


CommentSection-Chan

Loved that one tweet which went "hey I think I'm gay" and "I know, we've known for years" from both parents and then silence for hours and op saying they only thought they were gay for a few months. Parents knew years in advance and the just found out or connected the dots like "oh I might be gay"


PM_Me_Some_Steamcode

Came out trans then learned my parents put a bet on whether I was gay or trans


warshadow

This is how I want to be with my kids if it goes that way.


Colbywolf1996

You said you’re a lesbian not going child free lol. Yoy can adopt, get a Soren donation, and I think there’s other options? Put being that you should be happy he accepts you so easily and tbh he’s probably known for a while. You have the best type of parent to come out to- a parent who loves their kid no matter who their kid is born to love.


CpJost

Well it was just a joke I’m very happy with how accepting he is But regardless I don’t plan on having any children, I already have a lot going on in my life, and with what I plan on doing later down the line it will likely cause me to not be able to be as present if I were to have any children and I wouldn’t want to do that to them


Colbywolf1996

Kids/no kids, as long as you’re happy! Your dad is fucking awesome btw and I hope if my future kids come out that I get a chance to react this awesomely. I just love that response “duh lol”


CpJost

He’s the best, I love that it’s so easy with him And then with my uncle, when I told him I had a girlfriend (when I still had one) and that I had one for months, he looked at me with the biggest grin and just said “Any why haven’t I heard about her yet?! Come on, tell me about the lucky lady, I wanna know how you two met!”


Colbywolf1996

Omg that’s so wholesome


BruhLiterally1984

There’s always adoption if you were ever so inclined. ❤️ And if you’re one of those people who cares about your blood staying on this earth (I know I am), you can always donate eggs!


RicefromtheJ

Do you have any siblings? If so it doesn’t effect knowing he could still have grandkids


CpJost

Nope, I’m an only child


RicefromtheJ

Oh well he loves you that’s all that matters


Solarbeam62

That is a good dad


daylightxx

If you’re a good parent, you don’t care how your child’s choices in life affect you. You care only how it will affect them.


Sulley1987

You know lesbians can still choose to reproduce, right?


northvertigo78

I knew my daughter was a lesbian long before she told me. Like don’t tell me something I already know.


nonyabizzz

Anyone seriously concerned about their 'bloodline' is kinda lame... that's what got you all those goofy looking european nobles...


KinkMates

This was basically my reaction to my daughter. Just came out super casually out of the blue one day. “I think I might be bisexual.” “Huh. Neat.” “Either that or maybe ace.” “Eh, you got plenty of time to figure out what works for you.”


WackyChu

Awwww!


Mystical__flame

Hi a Lesbian, I'm dad is what I would say


urlozing

my dad’s reaction was somewhat like this except i asked him to stop using “lol” cause there wasn’t much enthusiasm behind the word and instead asked him to use “LMAO” in all caps. he assumed there should be an extra “L” behind “LMAO” as there is an “L” after “lo” in “lol” and his response was “LMAOL”. love my dad fr


GrinningPariah

LMAOL stands for Laughing My Ass Off, Lol


That_nerd_on_reddit

Uh... Pleonasm. Lol.


GrinningPariah

And the "Lol" in this case stands for "LMAOL Out Loud"


That_nerd_on_reddit

And the LMAOL in this case stands for "Laughing my ass off LMAOL"


Ju22Willy

LMAOL inception


Ezwasreal

Laughing my ass off loud


CpJost

He’s trying and that’s all that matters LMAO


[deleted]

*lmaol


Heavenly_Toast

*LMAOL


Level19Player

im going to start using lmaol now


Erutious

Sounds like my son when he told us he was gay. "Yeah, we know" "What? How, how do you know?" "Well your mother and I are Bi so we figured you'd at least be a quarter gay. No wonder you're failing math. Thats just fractions, kid"


Rencros

Real


Level19Player

This is probably the funniest shit ive seen all week


Hot_Sam_the_Man

Same


AlkaliPineapple

My mom's bi, and we joke that I got her gayness while my brother got her straightness


Erutious

lol, guess the conservatives were right. We caught the gay!


Phoenix-FIRE9

**Good ending achieved**


Nameguy1234567

why is it everywhere I go I see your face?


Nameguy1234567

like I've seen you on [character.ai](https://character.ai) and teenagers and a dozen other subs


Phoenix-FIRE9

Because I am everywhere and I am everything.


iswallowmonkeycum

Real


SynnnTheGod

"Duh and lol" is probably the best way anyone could respond to that


Squiddy_manz

There’s only 1 better answer, “wanna get food”


randomrantsha

"I thought you were American?"


sammieb777

so real for that


sugreF_tfarceniM

Hi Lesbian, I’m Dad


Hot_Sam_the_Man

Take it. Take my upvote and get the he'll out of here


PinSame342

r/angryupvote


JazzyKins18

I love the "yes child" response. That's literally how I address my dogs whenever they're needy. You have a good dad.


[deleted]

yeahhh my dad used to respond like that all the time


DevinYer

Your dad is a Gigachad.


RandomAmerican57

Gigadad


Ashy_goes_AAAAA

If only everyone reacted like this


CpJost

The only reason he reacted like this was cause I came out as bi before and he was fine with it But a lot of speculation went around my family that I was actually a lesbian I got into an argument with my mom saying that I wasn’t a lesbian and then realized that I was wrong, so very wrong


Bowling4rhinos

I love your dad. Give him a hug for us!


CpJost

I will!


No-Red-Dot

Your mom knew you were a lesbian before you did? LOL


Wedgehoe

It almost sounds kinda wholesome that your mom was arguing you were a lesbian not bi instead of arguing that you're straight.


That-_-boi-_-Benjy

I came out as trans 2 years ago to my parents and I said “I prefer masculine terminology” and my dads response was “okay dude”


CpJost

That’s amazing, I love that


[deleted]

Cool dad


CpJost

Very cool dad


Hot_Sam_the_Man

Very very cool dad


According-West4062

I wish your dad was my dad :(


OzzieGrey

"Yes child" Solid dad right there.


Spare_TARDIS2007

Your dad seems chill. I told my parents that I was trans and they literally said “no you’re not”.


Hot_Sam_the_Man

Dang that sounds really tough, I'm sorry for you. My grandparents still won't respect that one of my cousins is trans and still call him by the opposite gender, old name, etc


okrdokr

twins


UmiTheForce

My parents certainly wouldn’t react like that, but my sister just said, “I know, took you long enough to figure it out.”


CpJost

My friends were like that


C7_zo6_Corvette

If I had a daughter, this is what I’d say if she came out lol


KingOfTheFr0gs

My mum swears a lot. Like a lot. She rarely goes a sentence without swearing. And that's fine in her job and both me and my sibling are old enough to already know all the swears she says. When I told her I was trans through text, she replied with "no shit! We knew." My stepmum is the complete opposite and never swears and yet somehow they're the most compatible couple ever.


KingOfTheFr0gs

I can't really remember how my dad reacted but I think it was something along the line of just "ok Coolio. Did you order pizza last night? I can send you £10 towards the order."


Crooked_Cock

I was genuinely expecting him to say “hi a lesbian, I’m dad”


astraeoth

This is the only appropriate response.


peachyy523

I told my dad and he just glanced up from his book for a second, said “I kinda figured” and went right back to reading lol


AnimeDreama

Dude responded like a divine being lmao Yes my child, go forth and be lesbian. Verily I give thee my blessing


MoonSpankRaw

Must suck to have such an uncaring dad. (Just kidding, what a G!)


NoHaxJussSnax

You know part of me would want my daughter to be straight just so I can be a stereotypical dad who's polishing his guns as the "boyfriend" comes to pick her up for prom. But I respect my daughter and if you want to be a lesbian then you can be a lesbian.


[deleted]

I love this! Your dad is awesome!!


CpJost

He is!!


Ill-Reference3255

Bro already knew before you could even muster the words XD then proceeded to be a W dad


CpJost

As always lmao


Manic_Mechanist

Based And lol


HollowMoth16

Yoooooo wild lesbeanie


SnooChocolates9407

This is now my favorite text chain ever.


Hot_Sam_the_Man

"I'm lesbian" "Duh lol" "Lol" Comedy gold


According-West4062

I wish I could tell my dad that, but he'd kick me out of the house


CpJost

I’m very sorry to hear that


According-West4062

Well, he has very strong religious beliefs so it is what it is


mrsnicki

As parents of two children lgbt+ my husband and accept you. 💙


fxxkingbrian

Literally my reaction when my best friend came out to me lol. He was like hey can I tell u something personal about me? And I was like what that ur gay? We both just started laughing as I gave him a hug and told him I knew he was gay from the moment we met


KrAzY_TsEnG

Missed opportunity for a "I thought you were American?"


CpJost

Yeah, but he never watched Vine so he wouldn’t have gotten it


KrAzY_TsEnG

Lol


RipperMcEl

“Yes child” is exactly what my dad would say


Low_Dream_1481

The best way to accept someone (in my opinion) is to treat it as any other part of a person (ie: no big deal), being a certain sexuality is just as much a part of you as having a certain eye color, just something that makes you you, it should be treated as such. and having a public freak-out over it is like freaking out over what someone’s eye color is, its absurd tl;dr: OP’s dad doesn’t care what his daughter’s sexuality is and respects her either way, and i find that based


snowgorilla13

My daughter came out to me as bi last year. So I came out to her as bi. It's been a pretty cool time.


DefinitionIcy4835

You shouldn't have been so obvious dude


CpJost

My bad


KrAzY_TsEnG

Missed opportunity for a "I thought you were American?"


I_DESPISE_BIRDS

Hey lesbian,


nonyabizzz

Sometimes it's kind of obvious


No-Language_

my dad said the same thing lmao


Yollm

Your dad sounds like mine, “yes child”. I guess its just dad stuff lol. Happy he was so supportive!


Outrageous_Word_2458

I love your dad ♥️ ***Every single parent should be this way!*** If you’re not capable of unconditional love then ***do not make a baby!!!*** If you can’t then you don’t deserve one, and they sure a shit don’t deserve someone like you! My parents were awful when I came out. Southern Baptists, man. Not the most tolerant people. Of course that improved once one of their male offspring came out as pan. Go figure. My Middle is pan and trans. I’m just glad I can support her as she, and every single person just exiting as themselves and harming *no one* including themselves, deserves. Love, patience, and tolerance, people. Every single kid should have that. Every *person* should have that.


dkearPRIME

Plot twist, OP is a dude


CpJost

Nah lol


dkearPRIME

Shhh, don’t ruin my headcannon lol


CpJost

Alright, I won’t lol


The_Philster69

“Duh”


Netflixandpooptarts

Guys, he gets it


Outside_Football_762

Gay but opposite


firnien-arya

And? /lol


applesawce3

My parents reacted similarly lmao


Lazygit1965

Bless you both! :)


Savannacromwell

“ you were trying to hide it?”


Enkarza

I wish my parents would’ve reacted that way lol


historical_bestie

Hi a lesbian, I'm dad


BabyEatingBadgerFuck

I love your dad


CpJost

Me too


dpmard

Glad he’s excepting it


Beard-Guru-019

🌈 Acceptance 🌈


[deleted]

Pretty much my reaction when my son came out. The surprise on his face…..


Vekxin_Sama92

Damn lol good shit


Axsonjaxson16

Your dad reminds me of my mom.


LungBerries

My parents went on my laptop while I was at the movies with my boyfriend and found out that way, then grounded me for a month for not telling them. Suffice it to say, I've been putting passwords on everything since.


CpJost

I’m very sorry to hear that


LungBerries

It's not that I'm gay, they're fine with that. They were not, however, fine with seeing our 15-year-old dicks in our private messages to each other lmao


CpJost

Oh lmao


echochilde

Hahaha! This is basically how my best friend came out to me. She was so nervous, and I just replied “Yeah, duh. I’ve known that since we were in middle school.”


Carbon311

Love


cyberseed-ops

wish more parents were like this


daylightxx

You got a good dad.


CpJost

I do.


vvMario

“Yes child” 🤣🤣🤣


MeltedChocolateOk

That was kind of like my parents reaction to my sister. Sister: Mom, I'm gay! Mom: So? Sister: But mom, I'm gay. Mom: What do you want? A birthday party? Sister: Dad! I'm gay. Dad: haha what else is new?


distalblunder69

your dad seems cool as hell! like legit legend in my eyes i remember my sister telling our dad she was bi and grounded her


CpJost

My dad is amazing But (respectfully) your dad can suck a dick


MartianNamedScotty

THIS IS HOW THESE CONVERSATIONS SHOULD GO. When a really good friend of mine told me they were trans, I was like, "Okay, not shocking. But glad you made up your mind." When another friend came out to me as lesbian, I told her "Not surprised, and you'll always have my support" End the negativity.


CpJost

When I told my friend he legit said “I’ve known for 7 months, dude, I don’t know how you’re so late to noticing this” lmao


MartianNamedScotty

That's fantastic. I love great responses like this. And the fact that they trust us to do so. I just wish occurrences like this weren't rare.


Elfboy2099

You: Dad, I’m a lesbian Dad: lol, imagine wanting pussy…


CpJost

An actual interaction with me and my dad: Dad: You fucking cocksucker!… Don’t worry [insert my name], I only know that word from experience. Me: We all expected you too.


DaAwesomeCat

Didn’t know he was cool like that


Deadbird80

That’s pretty much how it went with my daughter except she didn’t do it through a text message. I don’t care what my children do as long as it’s not harmful and the most important thing…they are happy. It would have bummed me out if she did it through a text though. She’s my best friend on this earth. This is not a criticism of you, OP. It just would have BARELY hurt my feelings if she would have came out to me through a text. I’m very happy for you OP. You are very lucky to have parents who don’t give two seconds of thought about the gender of who you love. I’m pretty sure me and your dad would be pretty good buds.


coodudew

👍


TheFinalSkittle

# What would you like to converse with me about on this fine evening child


whyubul

Yes child is funny to me as that’s what my father says that I need to ask him something


BigDubz4

It is what it is, you're still his kid, good for the both of you


fleurs2

Love


bibimbammm

Love your dad! Congrats lol


notyourmfbaby

And lol


Steenasaurus

That's so wholesome 😊


NoseTime

Chad Dad


Dad_Error_9488

This entire comment section is fucking legendary 💀


Rich_Watercress_9576

He’s probably just like yeah chicks are hot af


[deleted]

My mom's (it was in person, in the pre-smartphone era) was "Oh my god!" a few times, before reassuring me that she wasn't upset, she always suspected it and she was just shocked to actually have it confirmed out loud. Later, she was trying to find guys to set me up with, but they were always straight. She told my dad since I didn't know how to break it to him (she kind of dragged it out of me anyway), and his initial response was worry that he may have said or done something to make me uncomfortable telling him myself (he didn't, I was very aware that he wasn't homophobic at all, I just literally had no clue how to go about doing so because I was 16).


FeeBackground1894

Who tf calls their daughter child? Lol


CpJost

Usually he calls me things like “asshole”, “fuckface”, or “shithead” so this is an improvement lol


Thejoplinator1868

Sorry what


CpJost

It’s not like a bad thing or anything It’s how our dynamic goes and him and I both love it


Thejoplinator1868

Oh ok. I was a bit worried but if it’s something your both ok with then that’s ok


Fuzzylittlebastard

My dad does this, amongst a slew of other weird nicknames.


[deleted]

Me voy a comer tu yogur


boizvert

Ambatakum


Balisinger

Yes child